Because he is a good soldier, Rush Limbaugh stood up for the rights of pedophiles everywhere, flatly accusing Leigh Corfman of being a dirty rotten liar.

"You know, these political sex scandals, they’re fascinating, folks. When the Democrats have one, you need to produce semen, you need a blue dress, you need transcripts of sexting, you need photos of people sneaking into hotel rooms like John Edwards," he groused. "But when the forty-year-old childhood memories of a wacky woman and the Washington Post allege something about a Republican, all hell breaks loose."

Well, Rush would know something about pedophiles and defending them, wouldn't he? Being busted with Oxycontin while returning from the Dominican Republic, one of the top child trafficking areas in the world? I'm sure those kids there just have "childhood memories," though I'm pretty sure there are no "wacky women" with memories of El Rushbo. Maybe some dudes, though. Who knows, anymore?

Whatever the case, Rush really does step up for the pedophiles, including creepy David Koresh.

Listen to Rush step up to the plate to defend pedophilia and complain that Republicans aren't defending it hard enough below, via Media Matters.