I may have to watch Captain Dumbass, but YOU don't have to. That's my job, not your fate. So instead here are some adorable sea otters, courtesy of Monterey Bay Aquarium for you to watch. They will be way better than anything President Pussygrabber has to say.

Also, it's an open thread so you can all bash the media for letting him hijack our Tuesday evening.

You're welcome. :)

Update: Video swapped for one from Elkhorn Slough by Explore Oceans. The original video was too dark.