It's the "Ooops, Amending My Testimony" Edition!

Multitasking: The New York Crank looks at two separate stories. In one post.

At Juanita Jean's, El Jefe laments "Our Society is Lost". (Looks as if Chick-fil-A is this week's theme. Who'd a thunk it?)

Tom Degan rants about Rudy.

Fire Facts & Trump, Calif. Division, from Why Now?

Bonus Laugh Track: "Little Golden Toilet Book", from Hysterical Raisins.

Assembled by M. Bouffant.

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