Ah, now I know why the Yankees-Red Sox game wasn't on last night. Masks back on, suckers!

The Rude Pundit recaps Republican vaccine hypocrisy.

As always, Buttermilk Sky captures the zeitgeist: "Today's installment of 'How bad is Trump?' begins ..."

VICE: Arizona's 2001 Dentist of the Year, one Representative Paul Gosar, is not as popular as he was among his fellow mandible mechanics at the American Dental Assoc. Possibly because he's a raving loon. Too much nitrous oxide? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Corporate hoor: "Priorities! Lindsay Graham really, really loves Chick-fil-A." Politicalprof has the Tweet. How much do you think the bribe "campaign contribution" was? And how much does Sen. Graham hate himself?

Better late than never, but never better late bonus: Vixen Strangely would like to know why (other than sheer piggie greed) the information in the current crop of books on the hoped-for coup wasn't made available sooner.

By M. Bouffant. Submit suggestions to mbru@crooksand liars.com.