It's the Subpoenas Edition!

AHEM: North Stars and Cowboy Bars advises

COVID-19 Is Not Done with "Real" America
Wishing for COVID-19 to be over doesn't make it so

Yastreblyansky provides context for the Border Patrol. WARNING: Critical Race Theory!!

Uh-oh! Here's another "Theory", Higher Critical Theory, which makes Biblical literalists nervous. Slacktivist has the scoop, & a little bit about the Middle Bronze Age city possibly destroyed by a meteor.

Buttermilk Sky wants everything to be funny. Not that easy.

Bonus track: Robert Reich remembers the elites in law school.

Today's edition by M. Bouffant. Submissions to mbru@crooksand liars.com.