According to the co-president's official schedule, he arrived at Walter Reed Medical Center in Washington at 11 AM and did not leave until 3:45 PM. Now, that's weird since handsome old Joe Biden's physical exam lasted about 2.5 hours in 2024. Donald is the oldest sitting President in history.

Ronny Jackson, the former presidential physician for Donald Trump, became known after he gushed about Donald's health during a briefing, touting the obese then-president's "good genes," how he did "exceedingly well" on his cognitive test, and his "excellent" cardiac health.

"I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old," Jackson claimed.

On Monday, Donald went to Truth Social to say that he had "never felt better, but nevertheless, these things must be done!"

Sure thing, Spanky.

Uh.

Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Hospital for his "annual physical" today.

What kind of physical takes 4 hours and 45 minutes?

Seems sus. pic.twitter.com/FbA7OH7la5

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 11, 2025

Donald Trump said they found a good soul during his physical exam. 🙄

pic.twitter.com/0xJGwY35oE

— James Tate (@JamesTate121) April 12, 2025

Trump is scheduled for his annual physical exam at Walter Reed on April 11th. You know what that means, right? Yep, the MAGA fuckwits will be posting pictures of their healthy leader, all oiled up & rocking a speedo. Reality? More like a cholesterol fleshsack in golf cleats. pic.twitter.com/illCNLNl1Z

— Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) April 10, 2025

Let me guess...

At #Trump 's physical today, the doctor will proclaim very powerfully that he is the most physically fit of all our our presidents and that he's a remarkable specimin who's likely to live to the age of 150 or perhaps longer.

— jbmarch (@jbmarch) April 11, 2025

Come on, cholesterol, do your thing! I said what I said.