2022 Bad Guy Crookie Award: Rep. Drunky McDrunkFace
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January 1, 2023

Quack doctor Ronny Jackson, the former presidential physician for Donald Trump, became known after he gushed about the former President's health during a briefing, touting the obese ex-president's "good genes," how he did "exceedingly well" on his cognitive test and his "excellent" cardiac health.

"I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old," Jackson bizarrely claimed.

And that wasn't the only time Jackson -- now a Texas lawmaker -- gushed over Bloaty McBatShit's health.

At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas earlier this year, the former President said that Jackson "loved looking at my body."

Jackson took to the stage and yelled, "I was the physician for the healthiest president who ever lived - Donald J. Trump!"

Well, now Lumpy is out of office, and Joe Biden is in the White House. And you'd think that after gushing over an older man's health that doesn't exercise, he shouldn't be able to comment on Biden's mental acuity. But he has.

Earlier this year, Jackson called on President Biden to "immediately undergo a cognitive test and share the results with the American people." Jackson has also said that Biden's cabinet should consider using the 25th amendment to remove President Biden from office.

Biden, not Trump, the latter of which is a raging narcissist with probably one or two anti-social personality disorders thrown in there.

So, let's talk about Jackson's behavior.

The Department of Defense inspector general last year issued a scathing review of Jackson during his time serving as Trump's White House physician, "concluding that he made "sexual and denigrating" comments about a female subordinate, violated the policy for drinking alcohol while on a presidential trip and took prescription-strength sleeping medication that prompted concerns from his colleagues about his ability to provide proper care."

For that, and so many other reasons, Ronny is gifted with a 2022 Crookie Award for being a horrible human being. Congrats, Ronny.

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