Where In The World Is Pete Hegseth's Sideburn?
We ask because one seems to be missing.

We're just asking the question. Was he shaving drunk and failed to navigate his face properly? Or did he endure some kind of Opus Dei shaving ritual after his meeting that killed Pope Francis?
Again, just asking the question. Kinda like Fox News does.
We report, you decide.
In case you're bored with Pete, here's some hardcore Nazi on Nazi action.
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