Grandpa Crazy Pants Whines About Maybe Not Running For A Third Term
He is dissembling before our eyes.
During yet another insane Trump speech that lasted forever, this time at the House Republican retreat in Washington, D.C., Demented Donald cried about a little thing called the US Constitution, which might block him from running for a third term.
He began by having a flight of fancy about his presidency. Only a seriously sick individual would believe that 2025 was a huge success for this president. He'll be lucky to survive 4 years, much less have a third term.
TRUMP: In other words, I could have the most unbelievable four years.
And I guess they're not — I'm not allowed to run.
I'm not sure. Is there a little something out there that I'm not allowed to run? But let's assume I was allowed to run.
I could have — this is going to be a constitutional movement.
No, I could have the most unbelievable four years. Everything was great, but in the last week, I made a little slip-up in something.
And you lose the election, it's like — so we have — we can't let them forget that we did such a great job on the border.
When Trump ditches the teleprompter he becomes unintelligible.
The President of the United States today addressing House Republicans. pic.twitter.com/03mS70Z6GA
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 6, 2026
Trump: "I could have the most unbelievable four years -- and I guess I'm not allowed to run. I'm not sure. Is there a little something out there that I'm not allowed to run? But let's assume I was allowed to run. There's gonna be a constitutional movement." pic.twitter.com/8Odi3VYNoS
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 6, 2026