Fresh off his foray into the world of diaper-based prostitution, Sen. David Vitter still thinks he's above the law. We all know how difficult it is to fly these days and security does not mess around, but this bozo thinks airport security doesn't apply to himself.

He missed his flight and tried to open a jet way door after the gate had been closed and then got into a confrontation with airport security, trying to intimidate the security person with his importance: "Do you know who I am?" (Would've been funny if the security worker had replied: "Sure, you're that senator who likes to wear diapers with hookers, right?")

He says he walked through the wrong door and it was all a big misunderstanding. That's a joke, especially for someone who flies as much as he does. If it was anyone else the police would have been called in and he would have been taken away in handcuffs.