The Sanford Police Department just released the full six-minute surveillance video of the night George Zimmerman was arrested. The video is pieced together from surveillance cameras placed throughout the police station, and has many, many different angles and views of Zimmerman.

Here is what you see: George Zimmerman, with no bandages, no cuts, no scratches, no bruises. No grass stains on his shirt. In fact, he looks like a guy whose clothes came right out of the laundry. No blood. No grass stains. Not rumpled.

Use your own eyes. Tell me if I'm crazy. I don't think I am.