It's The Whizzinater
Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
Word has it that the prosthetic penis is none other than the one Mark Walhberg used in Booge Nights.
According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.
I'm sure Tom read all 9 testimonials
During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack. ...Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system
But Baretto told Sizemore that his drug use was "out of control," adding, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance."
So did Sizemore.
Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.
NOTE: Our supplier highly recommend the use of a urine heating device which will ensure that the urine is delivered at the proper temperature. Temperature of the urine specimen is routinely checked and a cold specimen is grounds for a retest.
Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.
Price for Whizzinator=$150.00. Dehydrated urine=$12.00 Heat packs $1.00 FedX overnight $27.50 total=$190.00 We are figuring since the temperature was off, Tom didn't use enough heating pads. That would seem to be enough to get a room for a couple of nights.hydrated Urine
No report on the status of Sizemore's refund.
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