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colbert-thompson.jpg Due to his "majestic" style and superb listening skills -- as testified to by prior girlfriends -- Stephen pays respect to near-presidential candidate Fred Thompson.

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pissed off patricia's picture
:)

:)

Liberal AND Proud's picture

And he smelllls so goood.

Just like a President should.

byrdcage's picture

"Grouper-Look..."

How in the hell could any woman and I mean any woman find Fred Thompson sexy. Colbert, yes! Thompson, never ever ever.

I'm not even sure gay men would find him appealing, but since I'm not a gay man, maybe I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

pinkobait's picture

Great "classy" game plan from the Pugs as usual.
Depict Democratic men as vain,wimpy closet queens and Republican men as decisive manly Kings among men.It couldn't be any more transparent,and yet matters not.
People simply want to be sold the best "product".

mudshark's picture

alpha dog= king butt sniffer

Paul's picture

"bassett hound and grouper" mix. LOL

anon's picture

I'm tired of you Colbert.

ysbaddaden's picture

Not Alpo Dog?

Dominic P. Lucarelli's picture

Well, I am a gay man, and the thought of having to make love to Fred Thompson makes me want to DRINK a gallon of English Leather and EAT a case of Cuban cigars, just so I can become so ill that I will be able to forget the thought of making love to Fred Thompson.

Dominic P. Lucarelli @ 10:

Well, I am a gay man, and the thought of having to make love to Fred Thompson makes me want to DRINK a gallon of English Leather and EAT a case of Cuban cigars, just so I can become so ill that I will be able to forget the thought of making love to Fred Thompson.

I am not a gay man and I feel the same way.

Mark's picture

Maybe Alpha Dog of the Weak?

Sandi's picture

Well, try living in Tennessee where "Thompson '08" stickers are already showing up on cars. I saw two (TWO!) on one car this morning. No, I did not key the car. I showed restraint.

Our local paper has a "Nation and World" page; fully 2/3rds of the page this morning was taken up by news about Thompson, complete with huge pictures. *gag*

Johnny2bad's picture

Can these Republican candidates be any more lame??? We might even win with either Clinton II or Obama. Unbelievable.

Sick in SF's picture

Colbert is starting to pale for me. it is really hard to watch him, because i have to keep reminding myself that he is mocking them. he does too good a job. just my opinion, but does he have to do it so well? makes me sick, sometimes.

LOL at (#6) mudshark! Exactly!
Chris Matthews thought bush was hot in flight suit during "mission accomplished" Maybe Thompson will get him all hot and bothered too.

John Edwards is going to be on Hardball tonight talking about the confrontation between Elizabeth and AC. I think this is a mistake on Edwards part. The more time he gives this thing, the more it becomes fodder for other shows. Seems to me he should leave it where it is because his wife took the high road and that was exactly the thing to do.

mudshark's picture

given the dawg a bone.........that damn dawg is so old ...geeezz head of to the bone yard already

Johnny's picture

Fred Thomson looks like Darth Vader with his helmet off.

ysbaddaden's picture

Dominic P. Lucarelli @ 10:

Well, I am a gay man, and the thought of having to make love to Fred Thompson makes me want to DRINK a gallon of English Leather and EAT a case of Cuban cigars, just so I can become so ill that I will be able to forget the thought of making love to Fred Thompson.

Yeah, I've heard about them gay guys in leather.

To me English Leather always sounded like a great name for a limey S&M club.

Dood's picture

Fuck Fred Thompson. He SUCKS!

jack foster's picture

This is a great segment on Colbert. I think he should have an alpha Snoodle for Rudy GuliPhoney.

Dana's picture

Great...all we need is another 'actor' in the White House. Geez...didn't we learn
our lesson with Reagan?!

The Incredible Falcon of the Adirondacks's picture

Tweety should have a show called "Neo-Nazi After-Shave Lotion Battle Royale."

Here is how it works:

GOP presidential candidates show up all lacquered in Brill Cream and fresh from a Burma Shave and dripping in the Aqua Velva/Old Spice variant of their choice.

Tweety smells their farts and lets them burp in his face after a long draw on a Parodi,

Then Tweety gets a tumescence test on his tiny pecker to see how hard he gets, reacting to all the manly aromas.

Top Tumescence score wins.

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ysbaddaden's picture

Fred Thompson looks like Gerald Ford after he stepped out to often to the Rake Store with Chevy Chase.

ysbaddaden's picture

jack foster @ 21:

This is a great segment on Colbert. I think he should have an alpha Snoodle for Rudy GuliPhoney.

Dontcha mean a shnog?

Ketan's picture

An hour ago Drudge posted a link to this youtube video in a red headline, Fred Thomson pro choice video surfaces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO_HA_0cdM0

Now he has removed the link.
Hmmmm.... wonder who called him in the past 1 horu

a person's picture

He's not sexy.

a person's picture

But you know, most women don't love men because they're sexy. Most women find someone they get along with.

ysbaddaden's picture

a person @ 28:

But you know, most women don't love men because they're sexy. Most women find someone they get along with.

In other words, has money?

a person Says, it's nice if there is a little of both, sexiness and companionship. Plus you throw in a great sense of humor and that's the beginnings of a very special man.

PNAAC Minister's picture

.. and money.

;)

lowly grunt's picture

ysbaddaden @ 29:

a person @ 28:

But you know, most women don't love men because they're sexy. Most women find someone they get along with.

In other words, has money?

Why, yes, exactly. I'm sure Fred is full of it.

Da Spyda's picture

Tweety:
"I love the smell of English Leather in the morning, smells like........

.....Fred's been in my bed".

tyree's picture

pissed off patricia @ 30:

a person Says, it's nice if there is a little of both, sexiness and companionship. Plus you throw in a great sense of humor and that's the beginnings of a very special man.

thank you pissed off my wife says you described me perfectly!

byrdcage's picture

Which end is that a picture of?

t.robinson's picture

better learn to love it because fred is going to be the next prez. the dems will all split into their separate camps like they usually do and he will walk away with it. clinton? carpetbager from ak. obama? less than one term in senate. edwards? ditto and could not even help cary his own state in last election - plus gets 900.00 haircuts, owns a 6 million dollar house and then talks about his "humble" origins. on the other side, mccain is a losse cannon, rudy is a joke to conservatives, and romney is too too polished (and morman to boot).

T Robinson's picture

just as I thought. my last comment was deleted/omitted. still, it was true, and some one jsut can't stand it. to whoever deleted it all i can say is TOO BADD. the truth hurts.

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