“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
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Peeeeenectomy!!! :)
OUCH!
Geez, violence, indiscrimate sex, adultery, pedophilia.
The Party of family values really knows how to party! LOLOL!
Funny how a wife threatening violence is funny, a husband doing same is a monster.
You think this story is strange, check out what is happening in Minnesota with Rep. Mark Olson (R-Domestic Abuse).
Opps, linky thing not working
http://mnpublius.com/2007/07/olson-is-going-to-say-hes-a-battered-husband/
As Salon reported in 2004, this apparently isn't Vitter's first run-in with a street walker. For more on the dark history of one of Rudy Giuliani's few Southern endorsers, see:
"GOP Senator Vitter on DC Madam's List."
What's she waiting for again?
Whee! As a Republican, this bit of news almost made me want to get out my box of sex toys and spell out "GOP Rules!" in my front yard.
(Nothing like freaking out the neighbors.)
Seriously, it has to be 'hard work' to portray oneself as a staunch puritannical conservative body-Nazi, while at the same time harboring a seething cauldron of depraved lusts in one's trousers.
At least I'm a well-adjusted, open degenerate - less stress that way.
Erections lasting more than 4 hours make easy targets.
Yawn...
Go ahead Wendy, give him a sex change. Make him an unproud father.
pussy_galore @ 11:
It doesn't surprise me he was boring, p_g. He is no doubt a staunch supporter of the missionary position. Thanks for sharing your experiences with the Not-So-Honourable Mr.Vitter.
By the way the site is not off line.
It's still available.
http://deborahjeanepalfrey.com/Jeane10c.html
Repug females are crazy/scary, they refuse to put out, then when the husband finally can't take it anymore and seeks 'professionally help' (wink, wink) they threaten bodily harm. Yikes.
TIKI AL @ 10:
So THAT'S why priapism is so dangerous...
This statement has nothing to do with whether or not violence is funny, but it has everything to do with Mrs. Vitter's opinion of a former President:
Just pasting the last part of the quote muddies the waters.
“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
It's his penis. I totally get it. What a joker that chick is!!!!!!!!!
2 ATT January 21 2001 - December 20 2001
3 ATT January 22 2001 - December 27 2001
"American Leadership Leads The Nation In Mourning"
Vitter seriously has a thing for hookers.
Whe wants to be her husbands moyle! That's great, I believe all republican women should take her lead...except for Ann Coulter...I understand how hard it would be to cut your own off!
But he'll have such a lovely soprano singing voice.
And I ain't talking mobsters.
But ... but ... but ... WHAT ABOUT BILL CLINTON!
oops, Whe should have been She
“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
Seems kinda wasteful. I mean...why not everything?
It's kinda like taking one tusk from an elephant.
So, has anyone checked the date September 11, 2001? Just wondering who might have needed the comfort?
Bokonon @ 23:
Precisely her comment!
her point, rather.
Actually, this is kind of a thin "non-story".
Had it been a homosexual ecounter, well now that is a career ending story. Normal sex, no so much.
What was embarassing for Vitter is even in their throes his hookers and his wife call out Bill Clinton's name.
How did Mr. Vitter know when Mrs. Vitter had an orgasm?
She dropped her knife!
Reich-wingers can't resist bringing up Clinton. They are a sick and pathetic breed.
Sex sells over substance...
Again.
Republicans
Religous folks
Always at war with NATURE...
I would say fuck 'em but
1) they don't do that
2) I would get censored here in liber land...
I don't think it was ever a challenge to "bring up" Bill Clinton. LOLOL!
i sent an email to the Senator from Louisianna, asking him to resign. I quoted his own words to him: “I think Livingston’s stepping down makes a very powerful argument that Clinton should resign as well and move beyond this mess.”
I'm not holding my breathe for a response..
Liberal AND Proud @ 31:
Republican women don't have orgasms, ESPECIALY when they have sex!
Bush is Ossoma @ 36:
I think they refer to it as having "the vapors".
In 1999, after designated House Speaker Rep. Bill Livingston, R-La., abruptly resigned after disclosures of numerous affairs, Vitter successfully ran to succeed him representing suburban New Orleans.
Asked whether she could forgive her husband after an extramarital affair, as Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary [Clinton]. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."
Liberal AND Proud @ 37:
They fart?
He can rest easy. The 2 republicans husband and wife i am sure have learned to cope with their total hypocracy in all areas.
ysbaddaden @ 39:
Don't we all?
what a charming family
Hustler Outed Vitter, but Vitter ran to the Associated Press in an attempt to get ahead of the story. Coward.
Mr Moo @ 4:
No, it's not funny at all in either case.
Liberal AND Proud @ 41:
I must say, at least Vitter is a normal man engaging in natural sex with a hooker, where the paid hooker cannot possibly be an emotional threat to his wife's status. Unlike the deep dark secrets of un-natural sexual behavior as we saw in the Foley case. Now that was a shocker.
Dr. Matt, thanks for the correction. So it was with regard to (former Rep.) Livingston, and not (former Pres.) Clinton...
Mr Moo @ 4:
Yes, we live in a sexist culture with many double standards - I think you made a very VALID point and I am glad you did so.
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seagull.girl @ 47:
???
I'm not sure what you are asking.
Big surprise that these sanctimonious charlatans get caught with their pants down! Not.
Show me a rabid gay basher and I'll show you a self-loathing closet queen.
Show me an asshole who says he's trying to protect marriage and I'll show you a whore monger.
Show me a fucking crooked Resident with something to hide and I'll show you a "compassionate" guy who pardons convicted felons. :)
Funny how full of compassion and forgiveness are thos christian conservatives...
Hey Wendy, put your money where your mouth is.
And hey PAX, screw you.
Bush is Ossoma @ 45:
We fart, therefore we is. (To paraphrase Rene Descartes).
Dr. Matt @ 50:
oops, now I see. Mrs. Vitter was asked "whether she could forgive her husband after an extramarital affair, as (former Rep.) Livingston’s wife had done..." and she turned it into a jab at the sitting president.
What a nasty, partisan remark. And now the cows have come home to roost...I feel sorry for their kids, if they have them.
Vitter's wife only wanted to cut off Bill Clinton's penis, because democrats are judged by a stricter set of rules then republicans.
Seele I agree, that is the problem in a nut shell. After reveuing several posts here, I'm wondering how did "gay" get into any of this? As if cheating on his wife wasn't low enough.
did you know that vitter was elected in a special election to fill the seat of livingston, who resign as speaker and his seat after it came out that he had a four year affair with a married woman, funny how vitter himself had affair while in livingston seat.
boxerfan @ 58:
Karma....yes, she is a b*tch.
Cut and run Wendy.
So Mrs. Vitter can either be a liar or has to make good on her threat to cut off her philandering husband's penis. Hmmm...
As for Mr. Family Values Vitter and all the other Republican vice-squad members (Randall Tobias being the most egregious example), the hypocrisy is never ending!
Democrat penis ... bad. Republican penis ... forgiven!
DC Madam. DC Madam. DC Madam. DC Madam. DC Madam. DC Madam. DC Madam. Give me more DC Madam.
“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
Classy . . .
PAX @ 29:
Define "normal sex". Is that just the kind you like?
So can Vitter now run for the Republican presidential nomination, or does he have to dump the wife he cheated on first?
These "family values" rules are so confusing.
Maybe Vitter can claim his wife is really a lesbian, a witch and a Democrat, and then dump her, and then marry the prostitute. Once the other woman has been saved, and accepted Jesus Christ as her personal saviour of course.
That would be a regular red state tour de force. And it might work, if James Dobson gave his approval to the charade ... I mean, the blessed union.
Wait... I don't get it, what's she walking away with?
Liberal AND Proud @ 31:
He asks the pool boy?
getalife @ 60:
:lol:
Wow, she sounds like a keeper ;)
How does this asshole (vitter R-La) know God forgives him ?
I’ll put my money on vitter burning in hell with falwell.
M-Dog @ 68:
DICK
washington, d.c.- a place big enough to accomodate all that power, greed and hot air. a place where the only game in town for some is putting the numbers of all those upper level, professional, erotic performance specialists on speed dial.
Gods what a Pig.
A total money grubbing christian Pig. Of which we have so many
they choke any real progress sane people want for the Nation
Think maybe he has a Swiss Bank Account for payoffs on top
of it? Nah couldn't be. Not that Sainted Creature.
Just what we need in the Senate.
Another self serving egomaniacal thug republican Pig. Is it any
wonder he Goose Steps to the Executive tune?
I think Not..
Weiner slicer! OUCH!!!
I can only hope Mrs. Vitter is a woman of her word...
Assuming that she is true to her word, she must have already performed the promised surgery (sans anesthesia, no doubt, and preserved on videotape for posterity). Perhaps placing the removed body part(s) in a formaldehyde-filled glass jar for display on the living room mantle would serve to prevent recidivism. Assuming that this mission has been accomplished, his options for infidelity have been limited considerably.
Dr. Matt @ 59:
Naw, that's just one really sexy senate seat.
The MSM doesn't really seem to be covering this story although Countdown and Scarborough Country both had segments ....
But just wait until some Democrat's name shows up on this list ....and then it will be non-stop coverage!!!!!!!
Is it wrong to pray that it be Liebermann's ??????
more on vitter:
http://www.wdsu.com/news/13657113/detail.html
Canal Street Madam says Vitter Paid $300 an hour (though her own attorney is questioning her claim)
moonbatlulu @ 80:
haha, they're covering it plenty here in NOLA. but yeah you right- just wait tilla dem's name comes up...
I get the whole thing about Republicans being enormous hypocrites when it comes to sexual (and many other) issues. I just hate it when women talk about sexually mutilating men in such a self-righteous, almost gleeful way. I don't think it's much of a joke or a justifiable metaphor to use in making a point, or anything to applaud. Genital mutilation of another, regardless of sex and for whatever reason, should be considered unacceptable all-around, and anyone who hears that comment and thinks "Damn right!" should really question such ugly, brutal impulses.
Hillary - what say you?
Has a eunuch ever served in the United States Senate? I checked my historical sources, but nobody seems to know.
Eunouch!
Family Values
David and Wendy Vitter were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly Wendy reached over and sliced Davids penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied,"It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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