August 14, 2007 04:50 PM
Oh the things you learn from Ann Coulter!
Yeah I have to admit that my own personal blog is a declared "Coulter-free zone" but since this blog is called "Crooks and LIARS" it would be completely remiss to ban her here. This is classic. Here's just a few snippets of knowledge that you can learn from the "Scandal" writer, here "interviewed" by Neil Cavuto:1. Karl Rove is not to blame for ALL the stupid stuff Bush did.
2. QUOTE: "George Bush DID know how to tie his shoes and eat before Karl Rove--I'm sure they'll keep talking."
3. There are "three monumental disasters" of the Bush Administration. Harriet Miers is one but the Iraq War isn't.
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“George Bush DID know how to tie his shoes and eat before Karl Rove...."
I think his wife helped him with those.
well at least she admits he is a lame duck
Her adam's apple is almost as big as her head, and I wonder if she labels
her little black dresses by the days of the week? This one for Monday, this
one for Tuesday...
Three monumental disasters of the Bush administration:
Invasion/Occupation of Iraq
Response to hurricane Katrina
Failure to prevent 9/11
I know its hard to say any President would have prevented the attacks of September 11, 2001; but it was Bush's job. So, it's his monumental disaster. If that's too harsh, then I'll go with his tax cuts for the third disaster. I could say appointment of Alito or Roberts, but I can't pick between them - and Coulter went with a supreme court nomination.
I actually saw that interview when it happened. I kept thinking, what's she going to wear when the weather turns cold? Will she continue to wear that black dress forever?
pissed off patricia @ 6:
In winter time like all other reptiles she seeks a warm place and doesn't come out till spring.
the black dress has become a Habit. The hair fits in there too.
shroud like...
Tie his shoes. Eat. Get drunk. Snort coke. Avoid serving in combat. Run several companies into the ground. All that stuff.
i wonder how man coulter keeps her boner hidden when she talks about bush.
That guy Cavuto makes Tucker Carlson look like John Wayne.
She's been wearing that same black cocktail dress for what.... four years... five years now? It must have the consistency of cardboard by now.
listening to that woman makes me want to vomit. Then hurt something.
Annthrax likes that black dress alot I see. I haven't seen her make a tv appearance, since Elizabeth Edwards laid the smack down on her. Who takes this decrepit looking harridan seriously anymore?
She is soooo very clever. We can't get anything by her. Who told her of our "Cuba Plan" for American. Damn! I know one of you traitors spilled the beans! Fess up!
I believe in free speech as much as the next guy, but this bushslut and her brand of spewage is just disgusting. There should at least be an age limit on listening to her. I don't want my kids to hear this.
Couldn't she make like a republican and spend more time with her family?
A real conservative woman gives us her take on The MeatGrinder as opposed to the skeletal Coulter''s deranged viewpoint.
Nothing but a shrill. Could not listen to all of it.
Damn right. When I go to the doctor, I won't want to have to undergo a bunch of tests to determine what is really wrong with me nor do I want to be able to sue when I don't get those tests and I get wrongly diagnosed or not treated for something. I just want the doctor to spin the wheel of sickness and let Jesus make sure the wheel makes the correct diagnosis.
Free speech doesn't mean all voices should be heard.
Sorry can't watch her. My religion prohibits me because she leads to my violent behavior.
Does she own another dress, or is she always just arriving half gassed from the same cocktail party?
its amazing, something you never see. two transexual conservatives together and talking about shit. coulter is the butch of course.
I'd like to know who ties HER shoes? (Yes, I know they're slip-ons.)
I can't believe anyone would consider asking this sorority marm her opinion on anything other than where to get botox injections and a good rolf.
i just offended transexuals with my last comment. my apologies.
when she speaks, she has this devious look on her face like she knows shes full of shit.
While she preaches the Republican Doctrine, people are dying. What an arrogant ruthless woman.
How unfortunate all part of the same policies, we think we know it all. When will all of this end. So many Women, Children have died as a result of our stupid policies. Voice your opinions ----- www.youpolls.com
You'd think she could afford anouther outfit. But maybe one of the other posters has it right ... its her Habit ... her Religious uniform ... the new GOP religious right. She's a nun.
No, just one dress. It hasn't been determined if she has ever cleaned it.
Wow. I'm sick at these words. So according to her, the democratic party wants to install a dictatorship that ruins America............wow.............Now it makes sense why they keep mentioning Fidel Castro incessantly at the democratic debates
Did she just throw dubya under the bus? The neo-cons must still have some use for Rove.
I can't even stand to watch this guy anymore...I say banning coulter is just good taste
Eat and tie his shoes, eh? Then please explain the pretzel incident and all those times his shoe laces got caught in the bicycle chain.
C'mon Ann, you'll have to do better than that.
liberals want to turn america into cuba?? what??
Human Rights Watch states that "Although in theory the different branches of government have separate and defined areas of authority, in practice the executive retains clear control over all levers of power. The courts, which lack independence, undermine the right to fair trial by severely restricting the right to a defense." and "The government also imprisons or orders the surveillance of individuals who have committed no illegal act, relying upon provisions that penalize “dangerousness” (estado peligroso) and allow for “official warning” (advertencia oficial)."
sound familiar?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Cuba
Geez, Annie...what gives with the slinky black cocktail dress? I mean, who the fuck were you blowing last night that you didn't have time to make it back home to change your clothes before your appearance on Faux??
Three monumental disasters by our country:
1) electing Bush
2) re-electing Bush
3) not impeaching Bush
hadenuf @ 17:
The one thing I will always be thankful for is that Coultergeist hasn't spawned any children (and hopefully never will).
questions, questions.....
Where exactly was GWB politically fourteen years ago when he first met Rove?
I wonder who exactly will be taking Rove's place and will Bush even give that person a iota of consideration that he gave to Rove?
This should be an interesting September even though I believe after all this is said and done Rove will share the same back room as Rumsfeld at the WH.....
aaaarrrrgggghhhh! I can't watch this. If that is her professional work look, I'd hate to see what she dresses in for a night out. Maybe she sleeps in this black dress too.
someone farts after she says:
“George Bush DID know how to tie his shoes and eat before Karl Rove–I’m sure they’ll keep talking.”
my mistake, that is just neil snickering
Blue Buddha @ 12:
She's proud of the deal she got. It came with the black hat and broom stick 3 for the price of 1.
why is Ann on a "business" show? Cavuto doesn't know enough about economics to fill 44 minutes of airtime so he has to have his culture warriors on
she's about as interesting as a hangnail.
"They make great Americans, they seen liberalism up close" , Annthrax Culture on cubans.
From Wikipedia: Cuba
"In October 1959, Castro openly declared himself to be friendly towards Communism, though he did not yet claim to be a Communist himself, while the liberal and other anti-Communist elements of the government were purged."
Ann thinks Cuba is a liberal country?
I couldn't listen past her comparison of the Democrats with Castro -- the Ho o'Babylon skanks onward!
It is interesting that the Republican's mouthpiece and Adam's apple has turned on Bush the Lesser.
What do I get out of this?
Well... it would seem that for this to occur, Rove must not be very happy about leaving the White House still intact - he's obviously spreading this new meme through his old beard Coulter.
So... what could be forcing Rovesputin out?
Bush Sr.?
Or is this just more of that infamous Bush loyalty?
I hope to see more of this kind of talk in the upcoming days.
If we do see this from more and more of the conservative talking air-heads, it will become more obvious that Rovesputin left the White House and the U.S.S.R.epublica under less than willing terms.
Hey now, Ruthless People, you're insulting the witches I do know. ;-) 'Sides, Ann-orexia makes Prof. Umbridge look like Glinda anyway. Sorted straight into Slytherin with the whole nasty neocon pack, no doubt...
Watching the clip, before reading the other comments, I also thought the black dress is s-o-o-o tired. Ann must cling to it because she considers it her "signature"--but come on--even Tucker gave up his bow tie.
And she's still flogging her book? If the segment wasn't about Rove's resignation, the only way to tell it was new was the crocodile reference.
She is the johnny cash for the elite wealthy, and she'll wear black until the loyal Bushies are no longer repress!
what a country...
DickCheneyShotMeInTheFace @ 37:
Anorexics (often) cannot spawn: Without a certain percentage of body fat, you stop ovulating/getting your period. This is a problem for the top female marathoners. For Ann, all we can say is: Good work! Keep not eating! And for god's sake, don't reproduce!
SAME F-IN' DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
change your clothes!
Sorry I refuse to watch this person.
#!3th thing:
He's packing candy under that cocktail dress.
Bush -- lame duck, lame brain, same thing.
Her idiocy here--about Cuba, trial lawyers--is so transparent now. It shows she's totally pandering to the low-IQ 26%ers that still heart Bush.
At least she's quit flipping her hair every 2 seconds like she used to. That voice is like a buzz saw.
*guttural throat-ripping scream*
I HATE ANN COULTER!
There, I feel better. Anyway, I hope that bitch gets what's coming to her. Can she go to jail for being a Bush mouthpiece? I wanna punch her right in her Adam's apple.
Argh!
The bat-crazy political views I can deal with but why does she have to get basic terminology wrong again and again and again?
American is a liberal country: It is a country founded upon a social contract of the population which guarantees basic minimum freedoms and restrains the capability of legislators to infringe upon them.
Cuba is communist, or at least socialist. Liberalism is to socialism as liberalism is to conservatism - that is to say, not. Yes, you could argue that welfare liberalism owes a lot to socialist theory, but for that matter classic socialism is inherently conservative - placing the needs and interests of one 'class' over and above the general interests of the whole population. Why can this woman, who is supposedly educated, unable to understand the correct application of the term 'liberal'? It's not as if you could read an even introductory text in political philosophy and fail to have the distinctions made clear to you.
Accursed creature; hope she gets hit on the head and wakes up a decent human being.
Dana @ 4:
I think that's called a goiter (I'm talkin' 'bout her head).
Ugh. I could only take about 1 minute of the smug, know-nothing bitch. And Coulter was bad, too.
I started to watch this clip but she makes my bad shoulder spasm painfully. So I'm taking half a xanax instead.
That is man. Just listen to its voice.
Dana @ 4:
She doesn't have to. It's the same dress.
I think she has it backwards. I think the conservatives want to do to America what they have done to Cuba, namely, cripple the economy. These extremists think there are only two ways of conducting foreign relations:
1) Earth is Flat style Globalization
2) Trade Embargos against Evil
They vilify the public sector and actively seek to sabotage it.
Not all of Cuba's woes are self imposed. The conservatives have nothing in mind other than more punishment.
You notice how simple these repugs are? Simple statements, simple minds. They preach to their simple minded lemmings, the ones that can not think for themselves. What a waste of time.
Duncan @ 57
You're making a big mistake by trying try to apply rational thinking to this ____________ (fill in your favorite epithet).
If I had to choose between listening to Ann Coulter
or
sitting on a porqupine with hiccups
I would have only one question
and that is
What's the porqupine's name?
ok, i'll volunteer to start the C&L office pool - who will create Ann's first love child: Karl Rove or Ben Stein? both must have been sprouting wood for hours after this little exchange.
jeff @ 35:
He always dresses like that. This is nothing new, once a slut always a slut.
Indigowatcher @ 56:
...and yank her "Crying Game"?
I love that Margaret Cho refers to her (coulter) as someone who looks like a tennis coach that other chicks would have a crush on.
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What did she mean when she said "the stupid things Bush does ..... like bring up civil unions for same sex relationships"? That is how Bush got elected in 2004. He used homosexuals as scapegoats.
That's Ben Stein as in "Record Profits for big oil companies are GOOD"? Any other market positions you need to push before you bail?
boycott the bitch with the adams apple and one black dress. do not feed her with any attantion. ingnore her and that should really piss her off. why she would self distruct just trying to get the attention. if all that fails, throw water on her, it worked on that other witch didn't it.
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Me thinks that her/his publicist (pubi-cyst?) told her to quit playing with the hair, rip Bush a little, and become more of a Drama Queen.
Will it work? Nah....once you have lost your soul you can't retrieve it. No give backs for this hate hag.
CD @ 2:
Or did george eat his shoes and tie before Rover? ;)
Lt @ 29:
She doesn't have to. Black doesn't show the stains that blue does.
Is her dress getting smaller...? Workin' a little harder for that dollar, I see.
Youffraita @ 51:
C'mon, guys, Being the GOOD, CHRISTIAN woman that she is, she has to be a virgin, because otherwise she would have to use birth control, and that would be wrong, right?
Right?
In another10 years this bitch is going to look like a melted wax candle. Nobody wants her scrawny ass now just wait another decade she's really going to be bitter.
Youffraita @ 51:
LibertyLover @ 78:
Coulter's child would not be born in a natural birth, it would rip through her stomach, screech, then shoot across the floor with Sigourney Weaver chasing it guns in full blaze.
i happen to think that ann coluter is a very intelligent businessman, that is why he always have that look in his eyes when he said those hate fill garbage, because in order to make a living, you need to be controversal. do you think that he would have been on a suppose bestseller list, if he havn't use hate as a marketing tool?
if he was sweet and kind, do you think that he would have been where he is today? he understood, that in order to sell book, and get invited back on the talking head show which consist of the corporate media who goal is to make the most money and not report real news, that he need to smear people and advocate for assination. all these hate speech that he sprew from his mouth is solely to make money, he wouldn't have gotten where he is today, and get repeatedly invited back to the show, if he have not been controversal, and that is show biz folks.
Ann Coulter is a sperm burping road whore.
oh another thing, have y'all ever notice that whenever he is on, he is either surrounded by supportor or by a coporate shrill like chris matthew or faux? it is like they are afriad of having a real liberal there to debunk his claim, and if they do have a liberal there, the liberal arn't very good at argueing, and usually coward up.
i remember one time, sam seder posted on his website that he was going to debate him (ann) on a show, and knowing sam, you bet he would said something rude and funny at the sametimes, and the next day, sam said that ann refuse to go on the show, or something like she want to resheldue, and i remember sam saying that he was probaly scared to debate him because he is a real liberal who can argue back, and isn't easy scared because he knows his stuff.
you know, i would love to see real liberal, not faux liberal take on ann. the liberal that i want to see debating ann, is howard zinn, naom chomsky, sam seder, randi rhodes, stephanie miller, mike malloy, jeanne gerafalo, oh and what would i like to pay to see ed shultz debate ann. now, i know that ed can certainly take him on.
you know, they usually use liberal columinist to debate ann, and many of these lack ego big enough to debate him, whereas if you have a talk show host, their ego came from the listener.
isn't Ann Coulter saying something hateful/completely wrong/fucking retarded kind of a 'dog-bites-man' story by now?
Her act is older than Dennis Miller. I just don't give a shit what this twat says anymore. Borrrrrrrrinnnnng. C'mon bluegal, doesn't she bore the shit out of you too by now?
No one has ever been able to explain Ann's claim to fame. Which leaves the imagination to run wild with her and Murdoch. Could be why she has a free pass on air with FOX to screech. I mean FOX has always treated Ann as some kind of pulitzer renowned Prophet journalist that speaks the word of Jesus.
Ann laid low and is now back worse than ever with the same old, " hate message ".
What exactly has Ann said or did that makes FOX want to treat Coulter a Journalist? For Murdoch I guess if he calls Hannity or Bill O a journalist his can then call FOX a news channel and pretend he is a old time media man of the wild west. While GW plays Cowboy in that same old western imagination.
How FOX will put her on and allow her and enable her to attempt to claim. And FOX thinks people want to see her on TV? FOX's rating are going down, and It is that corporations give to FOX for Ads no matter what they do as long as it is not against their ideology.
"C’mon, guys, Being the GOOD, CHRISTIAN woman that she is, she has to be a virgin, because otherwise she would have to use birth control, and that would be wrong, right?"
her face and that adams apple are the only birth control she needs. but i can imagine a large number of rove like college repubes sitting around in starched white boxers watching every performance of he-she's with glee. have you ever seen the crowd she attracts when she sits in open air and the light of day with tweety matthews. for that matter did you see her in the light of day and open air. to this day it sends a shiver up and down my spine.
Her listof disasters tells you a lot about her perspective. A monumental disaster for AC is not something that hurt the country, it's something that hurt the Republican party. That's the general perspective of the Repukes - their definition of patriotism equates to party loyalty.
Is it true that Ann Coulter carries a chihuahua skeleton in her purse, around with her wherever she goes?
Since when have we been taking the political advice of this guy?
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Youffraita @ 51:
I wish someone gave the same advice to Lucianne Goldberg.
Ive said it once and I will say it again:
I LOVE the letter by Henry Rollins to Ann Coulter
Its a must see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBhlw-o9E
When Ann Coulter throws her black cocktail dress into the corner at night, does it stand up by itself?
Why would anybody waste their time and listen to the top hate monguering, ignorant and smelly Rethug. whore.
Why is she always dressed like a slut? Oh...........I see.
Coulter disgusts me. I want to take a dump after I see her, just to get rid of something filthy and watch it swirl down the bowl.
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