Go Home

Open Thread

From my colleague Sandy Underpants at The Aristocrats:

happyface-stickers.jpg

White House budget item flagged by GAO: 122(c). Military Grade Happy Face Stickers -- $27.4 billion

About Bluegal aka Fran
Bluegal aka Fran's picture
Executive Producer of The Professional Left Podcast. On staff at Crooks and Liars since 2007. Master's degree from Harvard. Happy wife of Driftglass. Mother of three geniuses. Obsessive knitter. Blogs at http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com. .
Share This Post

Link To This Post


124 Comments
L.A. Confidential's picture

Shut up and Sing. Full Documentary

Enjoy

http://tv-links.co.uk/video/9/5745/8568/55089/79047

L.A. Confidential's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 1:

Shut up and Sing. Full Documentary

Enjoy

http://tv-links.co.uk/video/9/5745/8568/55089/79047

Sorry here it is.

http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/9/5745

Marcus Aurelius's picture

I think this is a really good deal - when you buy in bulk, you get the best price.

I miss the days of the $700 toilet seat.

asdf's picture

Those must be some NICE stickers...

Delia's picture

Maybe they're Kevlar happy faces or something. After all, these guys always know what they're doing.

BaScOmBe's picture

Damn!

QuakerDave's picture

http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2007/08/31/3519/

More of your tax dollars at work.

rduke's picture

What?

No fucking way...

These goddamn fucking THIEVES!!!

27.4 BILLON on stickers?!?!?!?!?!?

What are you kidding me?... They had better be laced with 1000 micrograms of LSD and two hits of MDMA and each house on earth had better get 5 Generation supply of them for that kind of money...

1 million seconds is 11.5 days...

1 BILLON seconds is 35 years...

Now turn that around and apply it to money... Seriously I know we dont advocate violence on C&L...

But some one had better be put against the wall and shot for that kind of waste... aka STEALING...

BaScOmBe's picture

Bush Hears About Strain on Troops
by ROBERT BURNS | August 31, 2007 08:02 PM EST | AP

WASHINGTON — At a key juncture in the Iraq war, the military chiefs conveyed to President Bush on Friday their concern about a growing strain on troops and their families from long and repeated combat tours.

Bush met privately at the Pentagon with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Defense Secretary Robert Gates in preparation for decisions about how long to sustain the U.S. troop buildup in Iraq, whether to change course this fall and how to save the health of a heavily stressed Army and Marine Corps.

Indications are that Bush intends to stick with his current approach, at least into 2008, despite persistent pressure from the Democrat-led Congress _ including some prominent Republicans _ to find a new course.

Still to be heard is the long-awaited assessment of Gen. David Petraeus, Bush's choice to execute the new strategy he announced in January to improve security in Baghdad.

...

There are no signs that the Pentagon's top generals and admirals are pushing for an early end to the war, but they are concerned not only about strains on troops but also about the possibility that the heavy focus on counterinsurgency warfare in Iraq leaves the military ill-prepared in the event of a crisis elsewhere.

Thing Fish's picture

Is the sticker a snark about a contractor getting $1M for shipping 2 washers. (Don't get it otherwise.)

Daricus's picture

Well, that's about as much as a "fuck you" to the American people as the budget would allow I suppose.

Gotta hand it to them for being consistent, at least.

Wonder how New Orleans would have spent 27.4 billion dollars with a b? Guess we'll never know.

Hey Pelosi! Clean your goddamn table off, impeachment's for dinner.

LibertyLover's picture

Guaranteed not to peel off even in 112 degree weather...

Thing Fish's picture

Perhaps something to do with the leaked GAO report on Iraq?

BaScOmBe's picture

Without revealing specifics of the Joint Chiefs' remarks, Bush said afterward that they discussed preserving the military's war-fighting capability for the long term and "monitoring the health of our all-volunteer force" _ the latter an allusion to fears among some that war strains could break the military.

TheNextDylan's picture

But Bush NEEDS those happy faces to put on his Iraq Report. It makes him feel like he did a good job.

Edwin's picture

I don't understand. Even this den of thieves couldn't possibly spend $27 billion on happy face stickers.

BaScOmBe's picture

TheNextDylan @ 15:

But Bush NEEDS those happy faces to put on his Iraq Report. It makes him feel like he did a good job.

yes and another $50Billion for the contractor's pockets and the ancillary expenses of killing innocent people and taking their oil.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

Yuck! snowjob's good-bye speech was just a bunch of yucky lies. He's so phony.

Dana Milbank (C /w KO) said snowjob was the best in the business. Best of what? Arrogance? Snobbiness? Lying?

FilthyHarry's picture

Going to put them on the faces of dead and wounded military. There's your fucking republican sunny optimism.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

rduke @ 8:

What?

No fucking way...

These goddamn fucking THIEVES!!!

27.4 BILLON on stickers?!?!?!?!?!?

What are you kidding me?... They had better be laced with 1000 micrograms of LSD and two hits of MDMA and each house on earth had better get 5 Generation supply of them for that kind of money...

1 million seconds is 11.5 days...

1 BILLON seconds is 35 years...

Now turn that around and apply it to money... Seriously I know we dont advocate violence on C&L...

But some one had better be put against the wall and shot for that kind of waste... aka STEALING...

I think it an analogy or a joke, which i don't get)

Damn. Is this a fact (m/billion time allowances?)

Medford Tim's picture

Today, both President Bush and Fed Reserve chair Ben Bernake gave speeches today in which they expressed similar beliefs. "It's not the government's job to bail out speculators, or those who made the decision to buy a home they knew they could never afford." the President said. Bernake read from the same page. "A federal bailout of lenders would only encourage a recurrence of the problem."

So why is it the government's job to ensure the profits of war profiteers and hurricane extortionists by handing out no-bid cost plus contracts?

Why is it the government's job to bail out companies who waste their employees pension funds? Why not bill the stockholders? If you want a piece of the pie when things are good, you should be liable when they go bad.

And maybe they need to be reminded of who it was who relaxed restrictions and barriers which would have stopped those people who couldn't possibly afford it the possibility of getting a loan?

matt greer's picture

I also do not get it , I guess. I cannot pull anything up on google. anyone in the know would be much appreciated if theyexplained.

BigTallMatt's picture

Is this really for real? If so, I'm moving to Canada...

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

What place value comes after 999,999,999 (9 million, 9 hundred thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine?)

StirFry's picture

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 18:

Yuck! snowjob's good-bye speech was just a bunch of yucky lies. He's so phony.

Dana Milbank (C /w KO) said snowjob was the best in the business. Best of what? Arrogance? Snobbiness? Lying?

I think he ment yes to all of those. Perino will have a hard time filling his shoes because she's not a very good liar. But who knows, maybe Rove quit to train Bush's little monkeys.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

oops
9 million, ninety-nine thousand ninety-nine, 9 hundred, ninety-nine ,

Loonie's picture

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 26:

oops
9 million, ninety-nine thousand ninety-nine, 9 hundred, ninety-nine ,

You mean "nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine"?

Man, these guys sure got ripped off for that blotter. I know it's pretty rare these days, but still.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

StirFry @ 25:

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 18:

Yuck! snowjob's good-bye speech was just a bunch of yucky lies. He's so phony.

Dana Milbank (C /w KO) said snowjob was the best in the business. Best of what? Arrogance? Snobbiness? Lying?

I think he ment yes to all of those. Perino will have a hard time filling his shoes because she's not a very good liar. But who knows, maybe Rove quit to train Bush's little monkeys.

She does seem to slip up and tell the truth sometimes.

And the stickers were purchased from China, painted with lead paint, which dropped the price from the original 58 billion, so you see, the taxpayer saved.

Paul in LA's picture

Craig resigned.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

Two concerns about this site:

1. Sometimes when I read some the article tags my left eye starts to twitch.

2. Shouldn't the posters' quotes be in decending order (from low numbers to the high numbers?)

Other than that, this blog is the best.

Paul in LA's picture

Craig will announce at a news conference in Boise Saturday morning that he will resign effective Sept. 30, four state GOP officials told The Associated Press, speaking on condition of anonymity.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070831/ap_on_go_co/craig_arrest

Tommy's picture

LOL @ "blotter"

I get it...

yenehC hcaepmI's picture

I know the Sex Scandal is REALLY REALLY important news...

yenehC hcaepmI's picture

What happened to my post? Did I accidentally just cut myself off by accident? LOL

Thing Fish's picture

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 29:

StirFry @ 25:

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 18:

Yuck! snowjob's good-bye speech was just a bunch of yucky lies. He's so phony.

Dana Milbank (C /w KO) said snowjob was the best in the business. Best of what? Arrogance? Snobbiness? Lying?

I think he ment yes to all of those. Perino will have a hard time filling his shoes because she's not a very good liar. But who knows, maybe Rove quit to train Bush's little monkeys.

She does seem to slip up and tell the truth sometimes.

And she does have big hands. (Could've sworn there was a clip from The Daily Show somewhere on the "handful" of missing Rove emails. But couldn't find it.)

Paul in LA's picture

McCain: "We are at a crossroads in this struggle, and we will need a president who has the credibility to lead, the experience to lead wisely and the strength of will to take the right path, even if it means walking a lonely road" of nuclear holocaust.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Paul in LA @ 38:

McCain: "We are at a crossroads in this struggle, and we will need a president who has the credibility to lead, the experience to lead wisely and the strength of will to take the right path, even if it means walking a lonely road" of nuclear holocaust.

Uh whatever.

yenehC hcaepmI's picture

What I was trying to post above was...

I know the Sex Scandal is REALLY REALLY important news…

...But why hasn't the MSM reported on the testimony of Lance Corporal Humberto Mendoza at the preliminary hearing for Marine Sergeant Frank Wuterich, who faces 17 counts of murder over the Haditha killings?

He testified He was ordered to kill the Iraqi Women and Children...

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Marine_tells_of_order_to_execute_Ha_0830200...

(I tried to email this to C&L but am having issues with my email for some reason)

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

LA -
> Sorry here it is. http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/9/5745

ThanX, and excellent timing. I finally figured out that Glenn Beck was (very) rarely (amazingly enough is that is on it's own) censoring me on his blog. Only where I'd post Dixie Chicks music that showed how much that DC is America, and how much they love the troops. So I snuck that link out there without saying what it was.

Paul in LA's picture

yenehC hcaepmI @ 35:

I know the Sex Scandal is REALLY REALLY important news...

I bring it up only because with Craig out, another race opens up.

R will be rubbing their rears and whining about Bush for generations.

Paul in LA's picture

yenehC hcaepmI @ 40:

W...But why hasn't the MSM reported on the testimony of Lance Corporal Humberto Mendoza

Marine Testifies: Sergeant Shot 5 Unarmed Men Week Before Haditha Massacre
Reuters | Dan Whitcomb | August 31, 2007 at 09:13 PM

The U.S. Marine sergeant accused of leading a 2005 massacre of Iraqi civilians in Haditha gunned down five unarmed men who were standing next to a car after a roadside bombing, a Marine from his squad told a military court on Friday.

Sgt. Sanick Dela Cruz also testified that, about a week before the incident at Haditha, another bombing prompted Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich to say the squad should "kill everybody in the vicinity" if they were hit again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/

Webbie's picture
CG's picture

It's what's required to keep morale high. All the pictures of the troops will just have those stickers placed on top of all their heads, so it looks like they're all happy to serve their country. Needless to say this requires a LOT of happy-face stickers...

Vitam Vas's picture

A couple things:

This may not be real. There is no sourcing on the blog page. Could be a practical joke, or something.

This (assuming that it is real....there are other aggregious examples if it isn't)is what we want. We want big monster nasty aggregious fullblown theft. We want to be rectally assaluted with no kiss. We want washers for one million, and toilet seats for 10 million.

Why do I say this? Because with the power of holding both the house and the senate as well as the white house, we can do pretty much whatever we want, given the political will.......and given some public OUTRAGE, we can basically in one form or another just take the money back.....as well as charge all parties involved (friends of shrub) with fraud.....it's a way to see some justice.

V V

yenehC hcaepmI's picture

Paul...do you know if there was any mention of it on any of the major networks?

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

BaScOmBe @ 14:

Without revealing specifics of the Joint Chiefs' remarks, Bush said afterward that they discussed preserving the military's war-fighting capability for the long term and "monitoring the health of our all-volunteer force" _ the latter an allusion to fears among some that war strains could break the military.

I could kick chimpy in his ass. "all-volunteer force"? he needs to GTFOOH!

Reservists volunteered to go to a post, base or whatever, once a month and for fifteen days in the summer. We stayed in a hotel with a pool, air, color TV and had fun. I got two vacations from my civilian job and other perks, to top it off, a nice check. (pre-chimpy days; and about 1 year after his war...)

Repugs are allowing our finest to be killed.
When two are killed chimpy sends in one.

Congress get a move one. I hope a dem's Senate is better.

repugs are definitely repulsive

Tequila's picture

One hundred fifty-eight countries reach an agreement
on global warming. Speaking of warming, it could hurt our food supply. Gay marriage is on hold
in Iowa. Romney plays the homophobe card.

Edwin's picture

@ Paul in L.A. ----> I agree. Once Bush is gone and they have to accept the truth about hos miserable these last 6 1/2 years have been (and most likely, next 18 months), the Republicans are going to be wondering why they aren't the "permanent Republican majority" for years and years to come, (if ever) (and it's only 2007 in the New American Century). We can thank Bush for that. (But it looks like we have to wait.)

paranoia's picture

They are also playing the gas price will triple if we pull out of Iraq now. Couldn't be further from the truth. Gas price would fall tremendously if we pull out now. We are holding not only our American soldier hostage in Iraq but also holding the Iraqi's oil hostage, and they're desperate to sell Oil to rebuild their country and finance their civil war.

If Bush says the price will triple, you better believe the opposite.

paranoia's picture

We got into war when Saddam was desperate to sell oil cheap, after our strict trade embargo.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

Oh forget about 2.

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

$2.55 a gallon gas (about what it's going for here in Houston at this time) is still $1.50 more than it would be if Gore were President.

[...] Mine Open Thread » This Summary is from an article posted at Crooks and Liars on Friday, August 31, 2007 This [...]

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

snowjob is like reagan, all jokes, racist talk, and simple-mined.

How many gobbley-goop-"speakers" can they cough up? What's next? African-American?

Daricus @ 11:

Well, that's about as much as a "fuck you" to the American people as the budget would allow I suppose.

Gotta hand it to them for being consistent, at least.

Wonder how New Orleans would have spent 27.4 billion dollars with a b? Guess we'll never know.

Hey Pelosi! Clean your goddamn table off, impeachment's for dinner.

Impeachment. It's what's for dinner!

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 41:

LA -
> Sorry here it is. http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/9/5745

ThanX, and excellent timing. I finally figured out that Glenn Beck was (very) rarely (amazingly enough is that is on it's own) censoring me on his blog. Only where I'd post Dixie Chicks music that showed how much that DC is America, and how much they love the troops. So I snuck that link out there without saying what it was.

(amazingly enough is that is on it's own) WTF?

Also, how many blogs have you been kick off of? 100? 200? >?

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

> Also, how many blogs have you been kick off of? 100? 200? >?

One. Blogs For Bush is the only blog I've been kicked off of. :-)

LibertyLover's picture

BaScOmBe @ 17:

TheNextDylan @ 15:

But Bush NEEDS those happy faces to put on his Iraq Report. It makes him feel like he did a good job.

yes and another $50Billion for the contractor's pockets and the ancillary expenses of killing innocent people and taking their oil.

Don't kid yourself... those $$$ are slotted for Iran.

gene214's picture

White House budget item flagged by GAO: 122(c). Military Grade Happy Face Stickers — $27.4 billion

GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE!!! This is a joke, right?? RIGHT?? Somebody please tell me this isn't real.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

yenehC hcaepmI @ 40:

What I was trying to post above was...

I know the Sex Scandal is REALLY REALLY important news…

...But why hasn't the MSM reported on the testimony of Lance Corporal Humberto Mendoza at the preliminary hearing for Marine Sergeant Frank Wuterich, who faces 17 counts of murder over the Haditha killings?

He testified He was ordered to kill the Iraqi Women and Children...

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Marine_tells_of_order_to_execute_Ha_0830200...

(I tried to email this to C&L but am having issues with my email for some reason)

I wouldn't do it and I would prevent anyone from doing it. This was just joy killing. Every last one of them should be sent up the river, big time.

LibertyLover's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 58:

> Also, how many blogs have you been kick off of? 100? 200? >?

One. Blogs For Bush is the only blog I've been kicked off of. :-)

Ooh, went over there... ick. I need a shower now.

TheNextDylan's picture

BaScOmBe @ 17:

TheNextDylan @ 15:

But Bush NEEDS those happy faces to put on his Iraq Report. It makes him feel like he did a good job.

yes and another $50Billion for the contractor's pockets and the ancillary expenses of killing innocent people and taking their oil.

Mission Accomplished

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

Medford Tim @ 21:

Today, both President Bush and Fed Reserve chair Ben Bernake gave speeches today in which they expressed similar beliefs. "It's not the government's job to bail out speculators, or those who made the decision to buy a home they knew they could never afford." the President said. Bernake read from the same page. "A federal bailout of lenders would only encourage a recurrence of the problem."

So why is it the government's job to ensure the profits of war profiteers and hurricane extortionists by handing out no-bid cost plus contracts?

Why is it the government's job to bail out companies who waste their employees pension funds? Why not bill the stockholders? If you want a piece of the pie when things are good, you should be liable when they go bad.

And maybe they need to be reminded of who it was who relaxed restrictions and barriers which would have stopped those people who couldn't possibly afford it the possibility of getting a loan?

I take it you want financial aid?

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

LL -
>> One. Blogs For Bush is the only blog I’ve been kicked off of.
>
> Ooh, went over there… ick. I need a shower now.

I got my at least a part of my message out before I got kicked off of it. :-) Of course it was that I was getting my message out that was the reason I got kicked off, I have no complaints because it's to be expected that they can't handle truth.

Thing Fish's picture

Haven't found any relationship between public GAO and the $27.4B figure. WaPo claims to have the leaked report, but hasn't published it.

My guess, if this isn't a snipe hunt, is that it can be found in this report.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

Paul in LA @ 38:

McCain: "We are at a crossroads in this struggle, and we will need a president who has the credibility to lead, the experience to lead wisely and the strength of will to take the right path, even if it means walking a lonely road" of nuclear holocaust.

McCain is suffering from dementia.

In the (excellent) documentary, there's a silly PD saying that nowhere has there ever been a band (Dixie Chicks) that have ever gotten that kind of visirol reaction because of what they said. But of course The Beatles got the same exact reaction (from the same exact people) when they said that The Beatles were more popular than Jesus.

Thing Fish's picture

"The average number of daily attacks against civilians remained about the same over the last six months; 25 in February versus 26 in July," the GAO draft states. -- http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/29/AR200708...

Thought the claim was sectarian violence in Iraq was down due to the surge.

nsr's picture

“It’s not the government’s job to bail out speculators,” the President said.

Fed opens cash spigot as mortgage lenders reel from credit crisis

"Aug 15, 2007

WASHINGTON (AFP) — The Federal Reserve injected more cash into the stressed US financial system Wednesday as some mortgage lenders said they were reeling from a broadening credit crisis.

...

[F]inancial strategists are urging rattled investors not to panic amid the ongoing turbulence, as the Fed stepped in again to shore up confidence and keep the banking system from gumming up.

The central bank said it had pumped seven billion dollars into the financial system, in a vast 69-billion-dollar intervention operation since Thursday."

I think what bugs me the most is they aren't even trying to pay attention. It's like Bush's stupidity has sunk down into the rest of the govt.

medlakeguy's picture

at $0.15 per pack of stickers thats 182,666,666,666 packs of stickers, somethings wrong here.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe's picture

nsr @ 71:

“It’s not the government’s job to bail out speculators,” the President said.

Fed opens cash spigot as mortgage lenders reel from credit crisis

"Aug 15, 2007

WASHINGTON (AFP) — The Federal Reserve injected more cash into the stressed US financial system Wednesday as some mortgage lenders said they were reeling from a broadening credit crisis.

...

[F]inancial strategists are urging rattled investors not to panic amid the ongoing turbulence, as the Fed stepped in again to shore up confidence and keep the banking system from gumming up.

The central bank said it had pumped seven billion dollars into the financial system, in a vast 69-billion-dollar intervention operation since Thursday."

I think what bugs me the most is they aren't even trying to pay attention. It's like Bush's stupidity has sunk down into the rest of the govt.

Believe it. chimpy thinks he's the King of the United States of America.

anonymousryan's picture

This is obviously not real. Even assuming $1 trillion dollars spent in Iraq, that's still 2.7% of the total budget. Even if they paid $500 per sticker, that's still 54.8 million stickers. At that amount Iraq would be pretty much fucking covered with smiley faces.

C'mon people.

Thing Fish's picture

nsr @ 71:

“It’s not the government’s job to bail out speculators,” the President said.

Fed opens cash spigot as mortgage lenders reel from credit crisis

"Aug 15, 2007

WASHINGTON (AFP) — The Federal Reserve injected more cash into the stressed US financial system Wednesday as some mortgage lenders said they were reeling from a broadening credit crisis.

...

[F]inancial strategists are urging rattled investors not to panic amid the ongoing turbulence, as the Fed stepped in again to shore up confidence and keep the banking system from gumming up.

The central bank said it had pumped seven billion dollars into the financial system, in a vast 69-billion-dollar intervention operation since Thursday."

I think what bugs me the most is they aren't even trying to pay attention. It's like Bush's stupidity has sunk down into the rest of the govt.

Add this to a prior post on C&L about Federal Reserve Bends the Rules for Citibank and Bank of America and things look even worse.

Company I used to work for just move their employee retirement fund manager over to CitiGroup. Which is half owned by CitiCorp. To me it appears to give them a lot more money to play with.

L.A. Confidential @ 2:

L.A. Confidential @ 1:

Shut up and Sing. Full Documentary

Enjoy

http://tv-links.co.uk/video/9/5745/8568/55089/79047

Sorry here it is.

http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/9/5745

Thank you. That was excellent.

Tequila's picture

Global warming hits the U.K..
The Swiss have managed to beat us at xenophobia.

Yeah Xoites, I just finished watching it for the first time as well. Quite excellent.

Tequila's picture

Petraeus lies in advance.

xoites defends Constitution's picture

Hi Stan :)

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Hey Xoites! Ends up my recent hiatus has been longer than nec. It seems that instead of what my ISP has been telling me (first, that there's been an outage in my area, and 2nd, that my modem's defective), my onmotherboard ethernet is defective. Longer story short, because of driver inavailability, I'm back on XP from my 64 bit Vista for the time being (but at least I'm up to broadband speed) with a DSL modem that works with USB.

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

> Playing Music Slows Vista Network Performance?

Not that I noticed. :-) Still the biggest problem with Vista (at least the 64 bit version) is obtaining drivers that work with your soundcards and network cards.

Stanley Rosenthal @ 81:

Hey Xoites! Ends up my recent hiatus has been longer than nec. It seems that instead of what my ISP has been telling me (first, that there's been an outage in my area, and 2nd, that my modem's defective), my onmotherboard ethernet is defective. Longer story short, because of driver inavailability, I'm back on XP from my 64 bit Vista for the time being (but at least I'm up to broadband speed) with a DSL modem that works with USB.

I love technology...

Thing Fish's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 83:

> Playing Music Slows Vista Network Performance?

Not that I noticed. :-) Still the biggest problem with Vista (at least the 64 bit version) is obtaining drivers that work with your soundcards and network cards.

About 6-9 months ago there were a bunch of MS guys at work helping our help desk to get Vista working on the desktops. I decided to get a Mac for Internet and media. Only keep my old XP for work related stuff.

Thing Fish's picture

Forgot to add. Hey xoites.

Bananaphone's picture

"Military Grade Happy Face Stickers"................(snort)

(said with a 2nd grade teacher voice) "And Cpl. Stevens wins our best shooter award for hitting every single one of his targets today! Here's your happy face sticker, Corporal! And, because this is your third sticker this week, you get to be the head of the chow line today! Yay!"

Agonystes's picture

This is a joke. It is not real. Just go to the aristocrats site and no one can confirm that this really exists. Funny though seemed to get a bunch of people riled up. :)

Blue Buddha's picture

Thing Fish @ 85:

Stanley Rosenthal @ 83:

> Playing Music Slows Vista Network Performance?

Not that I noticed. :-) Still the biggest problem with Vista (at least the 64 bit version) is obtaining drivers that work with your soundcards and network cards.

About 6-9 months ago there were a bunch of MS guys at work helping our help desk to get Vista working on the desktops. I decided to get a Mac for Internet and media. Only keep my old XP for work related stuff.

Yeah... Vista convinced me that my next OS upgrade will be Linux or FreeBSD. I got a new HD a few months ago (the one I had for five years was whining really loud) and I put a dual boot XP/Ubuntu on it.

Blue, the next Linux I'm gonna try is Ubunta. Any advantages I should look for when I finally get around it? (and actually, Vista isn't all that bad, from my obvservations, and in fact I like it. Other tha the extra security that keeps on interrupting you in your actions and the lack of all the drivers nec.)

Blue Buddha's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 90:

Blue, the next Linux I'm gonna try is Ubunta. Any advantages I should look for when I finally get around it? (and actually, Vista isn't all that bad, from my obvservations, and in fact I like it. Other tha the extra security that keeps on interrupting you in your actions and the lack of all the drivers nec.)

It runs on the GNOME desktop environment and they schedule a new version every six months. There are convenient little "add programs" (popular open source games and apps) and "update system" tabs from the drop menu on the top, which is kind of nice. It's one of the more user friendly Linux OS's, so about 95% of it is plug-and-play. They have a really good support forum to help those completely clueless about Unix commands. I think it's the user friendly aspect that convinced Dell that they would offer it on the new computers they sell.

Other than the title of "Gnome" (which IMHO they got from Camel's Metrognome song from their Rain Dances album), I still prefer Windows desktops, Blue. And on top of that, I prefer, what is it, the KDE desktop for Linux? Maybe that it's that I've never really been able to get into Linux desktops enough to be able to appreciate them, Blue.

I don't think they bought actual happy face stickers, it's just the amount of money wasted trying to put a "happy face" on the situation.

~Foo Fighter~'s picture

How could it not be a joke? It's obviously a joke...it HAS TO BE a joke.

Because if for some reason we've slipped into an alternate reality and this is for real...my head is literally going to explode from the irony.

:)
(one happy face emoticon...no charge)

~Foo Fighter~

Edwin's picture

I don't know if I can do this here, but here are (the most damning for US/Bush) excerpts from BBC News. (The link follows to read the whole page.):

UK general attacks US Iraq policy

The head of the British army during the Iraq invasion has said US post-war policy was "intellectually bankrupt".

In a Daily Telegraph interview, former chief of the general staff, Gen Sir Mike Jackson, added that US strategy had been "short-sighted".

He said former US defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld was "one of the most responsible for the current situation".

We should have kept the Iraqi security services in being

He criticised the decision to hand control of planning the administration of Iraq after the war to the Pentagon.

He also described the disbanding of the Iraqi army and security forces after the overthrow of Saddam Hussein as "very short-sighted".

"We should have kept the Iraqi security services in being and put them under the command of the coalition," he said.

The Telegraph said that in Sir Mike's autobiography, which is being serialised in the paper, he said the US approach to fighting global terrorism was "inadequate" as it focused on military power rather than diplomacy and nation-building.

Speaking on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, Sir Malcolm said: "I think one of the most fundamental criticisms is not just that Rumsfeld was incompetent - which he was - but it was actually his boss, George Bush, who actually made the extraordinary decision to put the Pentagon and Rumsfeld in control of political nation-building after the actual war ended."

Read more...
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/uk/6973618.stm

Published: 2007/09/01 09:04:34 GMT

Avery Davis's picture

Blue Buddha @ 89:

Yeah... Vista convinced me that my next OS upgrade will be Linux or FreeBSD. I got a new HD a few months ago (the one I had for five years was whining really loud) and I put a dual boot XP/Ubuntu on it.

Ahhh soothing words from the enlightened one. Being a long time Linux zealot I was looking into one of these for my next desktop.

BaScOmBe's picture

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 27:

BaScOmBe @ 9:

There are no signs that the Pentagon's top generals and admirals are pushing for an early end to the war, but they are concerned not only about strains on troops but also about the possibility that the heavy focus on counterinsurgency warfare in Iraq leaves the military ill-prepared in the event of a crisis elsewhere.

Is your "elsewhere," here at home or starting another useless war?
repugs better remember this when we see $9.00 at the gas pumps.

oops! that was a quote from the article, not my words. And I'm sure we agree we are talking about Iran as "elsewhere".

no, the gas won't be $9.00/gal. we are not getting oil from Iran. but when the currency used for oil is shifted completely to the euro and the chinese call in $1.5Trillion (with a 'T') in US debt, we'll use wheelbarrows to carry the money for our groceries. And even if we disagree on the scenarios, I'm sure we agree it will be messy.

unfortunately, blackwater will be used in the coup in the US after that, since the regular military will be spent.

As an optimist, I still hold out in hope we'll not only wake up, but act.

BaScOmBe's picture

94Edwin Says:

UK general attacks US Iraq policy

The head of the British army during the Iraq invasion has said US post-war policy was “intellectually bankrupt”.

another too little, too late voice from retirement.

BaScOmBe's picture

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 56:

snowjob is like reagan, all jokes, racist talk, and simple-mined.

How many gobbley-goop-"speakers" can they cough up? What's next? African-American?

Armstrong Williams!

BaScOmBe's picture

LibertyLover @ 60:

BaScOmBe @ 17:

TheNextDylan @ 15:

But Bush NEEDS those happy faces to put on his Iraq Report. It makes him feel like he did a good job.

yes and another $50Billion for the contractor's pockets and the ancillary expenses of killing innocent people and taking their oil.

Don't kid yourself... those $$$ are slotted for Iran.

I'm not kidding myself, of course. Killing innocent Iranian (in addition to the Iraqis) people and taking their oil.

tweakerbell's picture

Sorry folks, but so far, I think it's a hoax.

1. I went to ristocrats.blogspot.com/2007/08/whitehouse-budget-item-flagged-by-gao.html and there is no attribution.

Someone posted to that blog:

Thing Fish said...

Haven’t found relationship between any published GAO and the $27.4B figure. WaPo claims to have the leaked report, but is still keeping it close to the chest.

My guess, if this isn’t a snipe hunt, is that it can be found in this report.

So I went to the Washington Post and there was no article there.

So I searched "gao and happy and stickers" and nothing came up.

A dead end.

I am more than happy to be proven wrong, but until I see better evidence I call HOAX!

Blue Gal's picture

Oh my. C&L hired a satirist? ha.

Read The Aristocrats.

Read Blue Gal. That's me.

Tell me we're serious. (Okay, sometimes we are.)

Join us this December for Zappadan: A celebration of Frank.

GoodGod's picture

pissed off patricia @ 93:

I don't think they bought actual happy face stickers, it's just the amount of money wasted trying to put a "happy face" on the situation.

Someone finally got it.

JAG's picture

Where the hell is the MSM on this? Why do I have to learn of this on C&L? Maybe I've missed it or the MSM is too busy talking about a foot tapping / hand-job in an airport restroom.

Nice to know my tax dollars are hard at work making people smile. Now....where the hell is my HEALTH INSURANCE?

Aaron B. Brown's picture

The solution to our energy woes, of course they won't sell them here in the US.

Frankfurt Preview: Peugeot's 69 MPG 308 Hybride HDi Concept

Obama 08, new leadership for a new century.

no longer a proud american's picture

pelosi,either begin the impeachment proceedings or step down. what a disappointment. don't want to hear the bullshit excuses, either s..t or get off the pot.

no longer a proud american's picture

the only good i see in any of this, is that the when the dems take over, they too are being placed on notice. this kind of waste will not go unchallenged and it doesn't matter which side of the aisle you're on, if you're crooked, you're going down. some of us worry about buying school shoes for the kids and the government is spending billion on "stickers." STICKERS!

Thomas's picture

Damn. When did this turn into a private tech forum? ;)

CG's picture

Vitam Vas @ 46:

A couple things:

This may not be real. There is no sourcing on the blog page. Could be a practical joke, or something.

The fact that it's not clear cut speaks loudly enough, though...

Blue Gal's picture

Stop talking about Linux, boys. You are seriously making me hot, and I might hafta change my panties.

But please, keep thinking this is for real. Call the Pentagon. Demand action on that happy face sticker waste. You're making Sandy Underpants's entire weekend.

Thank you, Pissed off Patricia @92.

apple pie's picture

This is the part of the ultra-secrect exit plan for Iran ya big dummies! Relax, everything is under control.

After we nuke them and suck all the air out of their terrorist lungs, our soldiers and contractors will paste these on every oil well and liberated centrifuge from Tehran to Shiraz.

And remember as The Undisputed Truth sang:
"Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within"

Go to a Labor Day Rally on Monday! Happy Labor Day!

anonymous's picture

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 73:

nsr @ 71:

“It’s not the government’s job to bail out speculators,” the President said.

Fed opens cash spigot as mortgage lenders reel from credit crisis

"Aug 15, 2007

WASHINGTON (AFP) — The Federal Reserve injected more cash into the stressed US financial system Wednesday as some mortgage lenders said they were reeling from a broadening credit crisis.

...

[F]inancial strategists are urging rattled investors not to panic amid the ongoing turbulence, as the Fed stepped in again to shore up confidence and keep the banking system from gumming up.

The central bank said it had pumped seven billion dollars into the financial system, in a vast 69-billion-dollar intervention operation since Thursday."

I think what bugs me the most is they aren't even trying to pay attention. It's like Bush's stupidity has sunk down into the rest of the govt.

Believe it. chimpy thinks he's the King of the United States of America.

Bush must know that "his" government "bailed out" the mortgage industry, the hedge funds and Wall Street in general last week, even as he tells us it's "not government's job" to do so. I mean, he didn't actually say the government hadn't actually done that a week ago did he? Just that it's not their job to do it. See? Does it all make sense now?

Brain...hurts...

Deighved H Stern MD's picture

GoodGod @ 103:

pissed off patricia @ 93:

I don't think they bought actual happy face stickers, it's just the amount of money wasted trying to put a "happy face" on the situation.

Someone finally got it.

They should stick to straight reporting. The punchline has some serious potential, but their delivery sucks. A little more context might have helped. Even a simple link to a story on the issue where "put a happy face on the situation" is used would have sufficed. (I know there were a few stories the fit the bill, because I saw them while searching for any kind of indication that this "story" wasn't manufacturered out of whole cloth.

Turk Meister's picture

Supposedly, George Bush walked off the stage when asked a question about whether Larry Craig should resign. Unfortunately, I can't find the report which was supposed to be on AOL. It seems to me that this is at least the third time Commander Codpiece chose to 'cut and run' instead of standing up like a man and answering the question. The first was when asked about Ken Lay, he just walked off. The second, was the locked double-door incident. And the third is this one. Of course, he's cut short the questioning when it becomes uncomfortable or he's 'gotta pee' on numerous occasions.

How can anyone not see him for the coward that he is?

Rufus T. Firefly's picture

Those aren't really smiley faces you see on those stickers. They're really an icon of a hand flipping you, the American taxpayer, off.

Sleestak's picture

These stickers (and assorted others) may be 10 years worth of supplies for all the schools on military bases or the total cost of printing for the military. But yes, that's a lot of money.

Blaed's picture

2- 19'' washers....$1,000,000

how much it has cost so far to repair New Orleans...$52,000,000,000

war and long term occupation in Iraq...$447,848,942,987

The look on taxpayers faces when they realize how their money is being spent.... priceless

bluegal's picture

Good idea Dr. Stern @113. If I'd linked to an editorial re putting a happy face on this awful war it might have registered more clearly that the stickers were satire. Noted, and thanks.

Univgurl's picture

Blaed @ 118:

2- 19'' washers....$1,000,000

how much it has cost so far to repair New Orleans...$52,000,000,000

war and long term occupation in Iraq...$447,848,942,987

The look on taxpayers faces when they realize how their money is being spent.... priceless

Let's just see how many of said taxpayers continue to only bitch about single parents receiving foodstamps and/or welfare.

mudshark's picture

off topic....that friend of mine who was attacked by the White Shark is going to be ok....he's going to keep his leg and ended up with 250 staples....lost 80% of his muscle under his arm(lats) but he's doing well and will be back in a few weeks......Pretty amazing....

Vitam Vas's picture

Called it.

V V
Vitam Vas @ 46:

A couple things:

This may not be real. There is no sourcing on the blog page. Could be a practical joke, or something.

This (assuming that it is real....there are other aggregious examples if it isn't)is what we want. We want big monster nasty aggregious fullblown theft. We want to be rectally assaluted with no kiss. We want washers for one million, and toilet seats for 10 million.

Why do I say this? Because with the power of holding both the house and the senate as well as the white house, we can do pretty much whatever we want, given the political will.......and given some public OUTRAGE, we can basically in one form or another just take the money back.....as well as charge all parties involved (friends of shrub) with fraud.....it's a way to see some justice.

V V

Thing Fish's picture

Blue Gal @ 102:

Oh my. C&L hired a satirist? ha.

Read The Aristocrats.
Read Blue Gal. That's me.
Tell me we're serious. (Okay, sometimes we are.)
Join us this December for Zappadan: A celebration of Frank.

Would've been better satire if the $27.4B figure could've been matched to, say, the cost for the Pentagon to rewrite the draft GAO report (that no one has seen). And I don't know if anybody else checked out 'sandy underpants' bio, but if you did I think you would've got a WTF? moment.

Have to admit I was annoyed for time wasted trying to find an obscure relationship between the satire and reality. But in the end if you can't laugh at yourself, other's will do it for you.

mike's picture

not that i find this crap too difficult to believe.....but is there any proof of this sticker situation in the public domain? i'm havin trouble finding it. seems like ya'll outta link to the evidence, not just the accusation...by not doing so, you're giving yourself the fox-news handicap...

Comments are closed on this entry