Countdown's Worst Person In The World: Tom Delay and Keith's...Toupee?
Friday night's Worst Person In The World segment on Countdown features the drunken mother who let her 5 year old son drive because she was too intoxicated, military censors who banned Think Progress from their network in Baghdad and the Worst Person honors went to disgraced former Speaker of the House, Tom Delay. Keith lays wood to the Bug Man, who likes to quote the right wing, bald, nutjob talk show host, Mark Levin, who has repeatedly claimed that Olbermann wears a toupee. As the picture shows, Keith gives an on-air demonstration to prove him wrong.
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Olbermann: "Tom, hate to break it to you, I'm still involved in politics, what are you doing these days? I mean, since your own party ran you out of Congress."
Ex bugman Delay clearly inhaled too much insecticide. What an idiot!
Tom Delay is comedic relief now, nothing more...well except a blithering fool.
god, I love KO
I love it when KO does this kind stuff....just makes my day better....keep up the good work KO......rip em a new one
Now that is a story with hair on it!
I don't
think tom delay
is a closeted gay
is he
Oh, I could feel the burn for Delay. Well, what can one expect from a guy who couldn't even win the battle of wits he held against cockroaches?
Any bets as to what Levin will say now?
My money is on Levin not saying a word about it from now on, even if asked.
"Oh, I could feel the burn for Delay. Well, what can one expect from a guy who couldn’t even win the battle of wits he held against cockroaches?"
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hey, if Bush has his way the only thing alive on this earth will be cockroaches.
DeLay/Gingrich - Republican nominee for 2008!
I watched this live....wonderful. Tom Decay, criminal.
Keith, you funny.
Tom, you 'tupid.
Tom Delay = Big Fat Loser Joke
I dunno, Tom. Since you claimed to be just like Jesus a few times in the past, I'd say that puts your sanity into question.
and
tom delay
looks to me like
he's been in that airport
bathroom
himself a few times
heh...
When was DeLay ever Speaker of the House? He may have acted like he was, but he never officially held the position.
Tom Delay's reason for inserting himself into politics is when the EPA outlawed DDT. It was going to cost more for insecticide for his exterminator business. That was going to cut into Delay's profit margin. And he wasn't going to have it! So he was bound and determined to get rid of government controls on everything!
BTW Delay was the majority leader not speaker
Since Levin is a lawyer, why hasn't he been disbarred for his role in Hannity Concert Scam? The only answer I can think of is that Levin isn't a real person, but a character played by Michael Savage after he gets kicked in the balls.
Kieth to delay: Here is your criminal, lying ass, after I sliced it to ribbons on National TV with 0 effort. Yeah, I never even had to leave Impulse power to make you look like the zilch ball you really are. Oh, and By the way...Liars never have been, and never will be cool. later beeitch!
Mark La Vine isn't even one of the smarter wingnut radio hacks, which makes his IQ right up there with say a dead plant.
Delay= SCHUMCK, LIER, TRAITOR. Case closed.
xoites defends Constitution @ 5:
Bwahaha
Damn I love Keith.
What are these "Pro Death ads" though? Since there was no elaboration, I'm curious and... well frankly afraid.
I've seen OJ Simpson try to put on a glove harder than that guy was pulling Kieth's hair! :)
Doesn't Olbermann know that God speaks to Tom Delay?
You know, I think a lot of these "types", like Tom DeLay and Ann Coulter, are just in it for the money. They're fast tracking for millions of dollars the easy way (but selling their souls). Think of Ann Coulter's "job": she sits around dreaming up hate controversies and gets paid big bucks to appear. It's way better than working as one of the "worker ants". She probably blows a few joints and muses on what will push buttons this week.
Wait a minute here. To call Tom Delay Worst Person In The World infers that he has human DNA. There's the rub.
So when does Delay go to trial?
Isn’t Delay books for the cell next to Duke Cunningham?
Which is next to the Ney person who was a golfing buddy of delay’s.
Which went golfing with that Abramoff fellow.
Who ha gave a lot of money to the Pambo candidate who lost to the Democrat.
Eric @ 16:
He was just the de facto speaker to the puppet Hastert. Sort of like Cheney is the de facto dictator to the idiot sock puppet.
Before the Florida Republican guy was trying to hook up with the congressional pages via email and had to bail out of the congress race in the last election.
Jelperman @ 18:
Concert scam? Links and info please, I love a good right wing scandal.
Of course there is nothing wrong with Congressman Craig trying to get a blow job or a hand job or whatever he was looking for. It’s too bad the Republicans came down on him for that. What is really so bad in that whole “affair” is that the guy is such a hypocrite not that he is gay. But we all know that and the Republicans have no idea.
DeLay = irrelevant
Cantor de Mambo @ 36:
Man I waisted way too much time on Tom Delay because yoiu are so right...er.... orrect. He is irrelevant. Who gives a shit what he thinks. He is a turd.
Captain Kangaroo @ 37:
Insect man owned again by Sports man who squashed him while running for truth.
Mark Levin?? Mark "Cabin Boy" Levin??
Thanks again, Keith!
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heck keef, i'd tug your toupee any old time ;)
and heck even if it WAS a rug-it really looks good!
but speaking of fake looking - why doesn't tom bugman stop dying his hair? doesn't he know that man his age with jet black hair look like a freak? you too chris wallace.
That's Tom Delay's mug shot, isn't it? Hilarious.
Nerdnoir @ 34:
Go to the First Church of Free Speech. Just click my name and URL and you're there. Enjoy!
Actually, here's a direct link.
cg @ 43:
Yea, he said "'Let people see Christ through me. And let me smile.' regarding his mug shot. That crooked son of a bitch is quite the charlatan. You really couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
Though I think most people saw Satan himself in that mug shot.
Here's the link to prove it --> http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1181645-2,00.html
Why is this homo-insect not in jail?
Tom Delay is coming to speak at my college this fall. Any suggestions for questions to ask him?
CD @ 49:
Ask him if creation science is yet used in Texas to come up with better cockroach killers and insecticides.
Mark Levin tries too hard to be "edgy" He's Hannity's water carrier
Jelperman @ 45:
Yay! Night time reading!
On topic: I know I'm stating the obvious here, but is this all the right wing has got? Who the hell cares if K.O. is wearing a toupe? Doesn't make him any less of a newsman, right-wingers.
CD @ 49:
Ask him if he's spoke with Jack Abramoff recently....
Why did my college allow you a platform?.....
Nerdnoir @ 52:
Yay! Night time reading!
On topic: I know I'm stating the obvious here, but is this all the right wing has got? Who the hell cares if K.O. is wearing a toupe? Doesn't make him any less of a newsman, right-wingers.
They didn't have any problem with the rug John O'Neil of the Shit Boat Veterans wore. That thing looked like a coonskin cap. It was almost as phony as a Sean Hannity Freedom Concert.
Is Tom Delay a toe-tapper?
Jelperman @ 54:
They didn't have any problem with the rug John O'Neil of the Shit Boat Veterans wore. That thing looked like a coonskin cap. It was almost as phony as a Sean Hannity Freedom Concert.
Regarding Keith,
I'd say the only relevance it would have if he wore a toupe, was if he made fun of bald people. Which he doesn't, to my knowledge, but it seems difficult to explain the functioning of hypocrisy to some people.
Which would be something like; The difference between what you say, and what you do/are, and not the difference between what you say, and other people do/are.
Not the best sentence maybe, but you get the point.
Hmm, something odd with quotes in my last post.
Bush the Liar @ 55:
No, but let me tell you all about his wide stance. To Die For! And those open palms. Divine!
Craig should have said I was taking a crap, not taking a tap.
Maybe THIS is why Craig is so in favor of illegal wire TAPS. He hears the word TAP and his insides go kablooey, woozy, orgamsmically woo-hooly!
If Keith's in politics, maybe we can draft him for president? He'd have my vote.
what the hell was with keith's special comment to britney spears and lindsay lohan? how embarassing.
Naw, it's no wig--I remember Keef from the many years ago he was the Sports Guy on Channel 5 in L.A.--same exact hair , although a tad darker. He was just as funny then, but not political--who knew?
lol Keith is just plain cool.
Professor Farnsworth @ 60:
I remember him once saying he had to cover certian stories because his producers incisted.
still I always thought of the special comments times as his and his alone.
Who better to know how to kill cockroaches than another cockroach?
Tom DeLay, have poison, will travel.
Now that is rich. The only person to go to Scotland to play golf with Jack Abemeoff that is not in jail. What is wrong with this picture and why do they keep asking a hair dyed, Botoxed to the max, loser like the insecticide inhaler himself on to comment about anything???? Also heard his wife lives in Texas while the Botoxman lives in Va. When is Texas going to jail this thug???? He gets dumber by the day.
Didn't Keith also thank viewers for making his show number 1 the night before... even beating out O'Reilly -- guest hosted by who knows who
Professor Farnsworth @ 60:
What's your problem?
I'd rather listen to Keith comment on Lohan and Spears (or any other celebrity slut for that matter) than listen to Tom DeLay, Glann Beck, or our President talk about ANYTHING.
BTW people there are two people going by CD on this thread.
Keith Oblermann is the sh-t! lol
if tom delay were a baseball player, and were at bat, he would, swing, miss and demand to be awarded third base. and sort of describes the whole batty wing of the g.o.p., doesn't it?
arroyo @ 67:
I'd rather listen to a real journalist not talk about non-news subjects like Lohan and Spears, and actually hear someone give a quality report rather than hear about the worst person in the world again. That segment and Olbermann both need to go.
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