Smells like ancient spirit.

So, we could have a young hottie for first lady?

He has my vote too.

wow, Dr. Maddow is really funny

lol

ROFL!!!!

Reich-wingers love hollywood fred because he's the lowest common denominator.

And what trait could possibly be more important for the office of the President? In fact, most of our troubles over the last 50 years can be directly attributed to the decidedly unsexy nature of our Presidents. Sexy men feel love and approval and thus have no need to prove themselves on the world stage.

Dubya, on the other hand, strikes out at a world that recoils from his ugliness that goes far deeper than the mere lack of physical attractiveness. Sexy is not simply physical but spiritual and metaphysical as well. George is ugly on so many planes of existence, we are doomed to suffer at his hands.

Tricky Dick, also very unsexy and the world suffered as a result.

And Americans also have a love hate relationship with the sexy President. We want them to be President and secretly resent them their sexiness. John F. Kennedy (gotta kill him.) Bill Clinton, let's impeach him because he can get babes without paying them. Never mind that his "I feel the love" nature had delivered 8 straight years of relative peace and unprecedented prosperity.

So, what will it be? Who will be our next president?

so is freddie General Electric's hand-picked candidate?
were they grooming him for this all along?

grover nerdquist @ 11:

so is freddie General Electric's hand-picked candidate?
were they grooming him for this all along?

The Manchurian Candidate

Wow. Freddie Thompson and Willard Romney (Mitt is his middle name). What a lame name ticket.

Mary Matlin has been acting cranky lately (throwing pens on MTP)
which probably means that Fred's campaign is leaving her disappointed...again.
First Reagan stirred her soul but disappointed.
Then the Cajun lifted her up but lately doesn't bother.
The Mormon left her dry and Huckabee doesn't leave any buzz in her bonnet.
Fred was a hunk in days of yore, before the cajun, but seems disinterested leaving her cold.
Whats a conservative girl to do? Those pills in the pantry give her a buzz but make her do
wicked things.

Can you imagine how many women will get a tongue stud if the first lady has one?

Curtilingus @ 19:

Can you imagine how many women will get a tongue stud if the first lady has one?

Keepin' my fingers crossed.

AndrewK @ 8:

But... but... he has a red pick-up truck

With tags that have been expired for 3 years.

Curtilingus-

FYI, Dolly Madison had genitalia piercings, and Mr. & Mrs. Abraham Lincoln exchanged nipple rings on their 10th anniversary.

Or so I imagine I've heard.

Oh Rachel! the purr at the end made this jaded old fart clap my hands and laugh out loud

Purrrrrrfect, baby.

Freddie is a lazy coward. A pathetic old man who can be manipulated by the neocrazies and the batshit crazy biblethumpers. A man whose balls are probably like two 5 pound sacks of rotten potatoes. And, IMHO, the Aqua Velva is to mask the stench of a rotting and withering corpse.

The asshole is a liar just like all the rest of the Rethugs. running.

Fred Thompson= Sex Appeal?
Sorry those two just don't go together. To me he is a flabby old geezer!
Besides I would think other things are more important in the next President, like a Brain.

They sure did a good job selecting the last dumb one Judy

Rachel Maddow is one of our best radio voices (if not our best). She's smart as hell, has a great radio voice, is never screechy or nasty. A true class act.

I gotta say, our left-wing Lesbians have turned out to be real media assets.

Fred Thompson is sexy ... I think they taken that "the people are more likely to believe a big lie than a small one" just few steps too far...

that was perfect. :)

For a True Republican (A Moron) Thompson is the #1 choice!

After all, Thompson is the best liar amongst them, and Republicans love hearing lies from their leaders.

I think he will win the nomination, just like Reagan did!

Don't you mean, "The Manboobian Candidate"?

No doubt if Frederick of Hollywood gets into the Oval Office, there will be lines of young interns outside the door, waiting to earn their presidential kneepads.

Ewwwww.

Finally a real live cartoon character. Sexy, oh boy, I love the republican's choice of sexy. Oh wait, they also know how to pick an intelligent, compassionate, and fair president, doesn't bush cover all three.

Now are people beginning to understand why the world thinks the United States is nuts. Bush and then, Thompson, Romney, Rudi, McCain, and the list of stupids goes on an on.

I guess with Fred you really have to see him in person to appreciate that presidential mix of Aqua Velva and senior citizen male musk. Absolutely nothing, and grab your ankles Chris Mathews can testify to this, says President more than that smell: makes you want to just stick your nose right into his crotch like some over joyed Irish Sitter.

I bet GOPers just salivate as he walks by, hoping upon hope, that one day they can be sitting in the next restroom stall to good old Fred, where GOPer dreams really do cum true.

Dominic P. Lucarelli @ 4:

I would have to be drugged with vast amounts of Vicodan and have an extensive lobotomy before I could ever think that mangey bloodhound is sexy. And I have known many, many men who others thought were downright ugly that I, myself, thought were quite sexy. But Freddie? Who are these women who go around saying what a hunk he is? I have great respect for str8 women (after all, my mother is one) but not for THESE str8 women. Perhaps Ann Coulter sees him as a chance for her to finally get laid, but if it happens PLEASE don't post the video on youtube, I wouldn't be able to eat for months afterward.

I'm with you 100% guy, he's gross beyond belief, except that pictures of Ol' Yeller need to be posted on youtube, naked if possible (however distasteful), the equivalent of taking the old dog out in the yard and shooting him.

As far as sex appeal, Fred is strictly fetish material. Like the fat guy pee videos on Xtube.

Fred Thompson sportin wood. Excuse me. I must gouge out my mind's eye.

Luv ya Rachel. Great job with this one.

I am sure there will be a lot of "pokes into the belly of the right wing scheme machine" moments in freddie's campaign. Have fun!

If Freddie is their last-minute secret weapon... Well, they're pretty desperate. I'm sensing, only the 28% (plus a few "extras") are interested in any Republicans. The whole bunch is sinister.

IMO Thompson is about as 'sexy' as a basset hound. Arf.

Well, Opus captured the true wonder of Fred a couple of months ago.

http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/07/08/opus/

Too bad that all those things that Rachel points out doesn’t make any difference to the average Republican voter. They spend so much time in the closet in order to keep their contact with reality at a nicely consistent low level.

I was out canvassing for a local candidate today, and a man came to the door of a house I was at. He said, "Will my telling you I'm voting for Fred Thompson tell you anything?" He was a staunch Republican. He said the Democratic Party had let everyone down and Fred Thompson was the man to who could make everything right again. Who can argue with that?

Another great observation Rachel :)

Fred's carisma has gotten him toe taps at airport bathrooms..........................

In a Grinch who stole Christmas kind of way(I suppose). Actually I think he looks a lot more like Jabba the hut. Cute maybe but sexy?

Rachel is brillant and concise. I just love her.

well, none of the points mentioned really describe why F. Thompson isn't sexy. he isn't sexy because he's ugly, fat, flabby, older than dirt, covered with liver spots, has an unevenly shaped head, and is badly balding in an unappealing manner.