Conservative Liar of the Day--Francisco Nava: Princeton Student Admits to Staging Attack
It started with a David Horowitz type college story:
An alleged physical attack on a Princeton University student who is leading a movement to instill conservative moral values among undergraduates is rattling the campus here. A politics major from Texas who is a junior, Francisco Nava, said he was physically attacked Friday, beaten, and rendered unconscious by two black-clad men about two miles from campus, he told the student newspaper, the Daily Princetonian, in an interview...read on
That would have been pretty terrible if it had actually been true. Just when you thought some Conservatives couldn't get any creepier.
A student at Princeton University who said he was beaten unconscious by two black-clad assailants Friday has said that he fabricated the assault, and that he sent e-mail death threats to himself, three other Princeton students, and a prominent conservative professor at Princeton, Robert George, police said today.
The guy beat himself senseless. The proverbial "black menace" attacks the poor and sensitive Conservative---who only wants to bring a little joy and morals to the land. I'm sure the NRCC will take a hard look at Mr. Nava. And what does that tell you about religion in politics?
According to friends, Mr. Nava grew up as a devout Roman Catholic and converted to Mormonism. He served on a two-year mission trip to Russia with the Mormon Church.
Oh, look--Brit Hume is using it today with an update: "Little Outrage over Little Outrage Over Student Beating at Princeton University."
And here's a Holiday stocking stuffer for all in keeping with the Nava principle. I have no idea if this is real or not:"Perfect College Sinners"
Wow that's fresh, a college student beating himself off.
And Brit's concern was about the lack of outrage? Could it be that outrage was lacking because it was complete bullshit, Brit??
Larry Craig is currently on cspan2 professing his man-love for trent lott, and it incredibly funny - for all the wrong reasons! :D
A false flag attack.
How charming.
Is this a variation of the proverbial "The black guy did it". If I had a dollar for every time in the history of the U.S. a black man got falsely blamed for some bullshit crime, I'd be fucking Bill Gates!
https://www.perfectcollegesinners.com/trailer.php
ROFL!!!!!!!
A republican staging an attack on himself so that he can play the poor lil victim of those nasty, mean, naughty boy liberals is about as surprising as finding a group of republican perverts having sex with each other in a public men's room.
Someone call the WAaaaAAaaAAAaaaaaAaaAambulance STAT, and make sure to bring a pair of Vitter's Diapers for poor widdle Francisco.
Well, first of all this kid needs mental health care ASAP
I guess we should all take a deep breath and be glad he didn't go bat shit and shoot a bunch of people.
How the hell can you beat yourself black and blue? How the hell did he stand the pain?
Brought to you by the same kind of people who burn Reichstags or crash planes into buildings.
Beat himself senseless? Sounds to me that he must have lost his sense before this incident.
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It's not really "staging an attack" if you beat yourself up, is it?
pissed off patricia @ 8:
Seriously. He converted from Roman Catholic to Mormon???
The preview was great, that should have a thread all its own. "Perfect College Sinners" says more about the god fearing right than anything else I have seen in a while; I dont know who said it, by it comes down to four words,
ITS THE HYPOCRICY STUPID
and that is why the church needs to stay away from me and the govt.
two black-clad men
Yeah, that's it...Liberal Ninja vigilantes.
It was just his way of inviting David Horowitz to come speak at his campus to rail against the evil liberal aggressors. LOL
That's why the one girl took all of the rubbers from the student union, for the secret camping trip...LMAO
Oh come on . . he's just practicing to be a Republican elected official. I bet he has Karl Rove's number in his Fave 5.
And for all those religious right people, I finally am converted, and will choose abstinence.
Thought you all would enjoy - spread the good word that abstinence finally has a chance of working!
Whether it is real or fake, it's pretty funny.
roxnev @ 11:
Ummmm, its his NAME. I like my name too, don't you like your name?
Please follow the directions on the side of your medicine bottle.
A little tribute to Senator Lott as he exits the Senate.
The Nostalgia of Trent
Oh; he wished he were in a Strom led land,
Where non-whites rights were for ever banned;
Lynch away, Lynch away, Lynch away, Dixicrats.
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I thought lying was a fucking sin.
I figure the only thing left to do is sit back and watch those at the bottom of the food chain make total idiots out of themselves. Hopefully they won't take the rest of us down with them.
Hope he kicked his own ass real good.
This kid has some way bigger problems than his political party or religion. Way bigger.
Both may play a part in what he thinks, but come on this is just freakishly weird.
I would have focused more on the Texan at princeton angle than the roman catholic to mormon angle. but I'm wierd like that...
Hey, that's a great excuse for Huckabee.
He could claim that be was beaten senseless by a couple of heathen, secular liberals dressed in 'Democrat Clothes' when he was just a itty-bitty baby.
That would explain a lot.
miss_kitty @ 23:
Lying is a fucking sin, but when you are lying for religious or political reasons, I don't think it counts. ;)
All these republican mendacitists are trying to outdo Bush, but they're not gonna be able to do it.
Not until, or unless, one of them shows a video on YouTube of themself being decapitated by a train, and having 'god' reach down from 'heaven', and screw their head back on.
Hopefully, straight, this time.
Blue Lensman @ 2:
Bullshit Britt.. A good name for him.
You're all missing the point...
He was "virtually" attacked, in the Mental Equivalent Space?
You see, Young Conservatives are under constant "theoretically
attacks" from the masses of violent evil liberals that surround them.
So, for him, this attack, which he envisioned, did "implied theoretical
damage" to him.
Like a thought crime? Mental attack, Physical attack, when evil
black clad liberals are involved, there is no difference.
Just ask David Horowitz?
Preacher Boob @ 30:
I missed that video. Do you have a link? This I gotta see. :)
He's suffering from keyboard battle fatigue syndrome.
Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Just Brit Hume making an ass of himself again.
Princeton motto: "Princeton in the nation's service."
HaHaHaHa !!!
As a Princeton alum, I know that Princeton is a place where the cons love to bellow their victimhood at having to endure the indignity of attending classes with women and minorities. (They disguise this with complaints of unfair treatment in the admission of minorities, and of course with the Horowitz narrative of arrogant liberal profs.) There were even all-male eating clubs well into the 80s. They lost that battle and so they're moving onto greener pastures: blaming liberal "PC" for their inability to overcome their own bigotry.
What a pathetic bunch of cowards. I hope Princeton improves their screening process. According to the reports, the University knew about Nava's previous staged attack at Groton. They made him take a year of therapy and then they let him matriculate.
Woops!
We need follow-up on that "Perfect College Sinners" thing. Where are they in school? Apparently in Texas. ...... Priceless.
So lying is helping to spread Conservative moral values? You just have to laugh at these people.
Don King just signed him up for the new sport: "UNI-BOXING'...where you just beat yourself trying for a knockout.
Isn't "conservative liar" redundant?
If you give in to the muggers, the muggers win.
So, if you mug your self, then, er...uh...you WIN.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
The most accurate definition of Conservative: LIAR.
And that's a fact.
There is a lot to really sadden me about this story.
A kid in dire need of mental health services...transparent attempts at racism...delusions of victimhood...all from someone who is eventually going to make more money than me because of where he went to college.
I need to go back to bed.
He was clearly on the right track with the goal of instilling conservative moral values, given that is all about making people live in fear.
Ok, who's the bigger idiot, Brit Hume or John Gibson?
Sounds like Skull & Bones has found their new man.
Another uptight conservo freak that can't get laid,
so he beats the crap out of himself and blames others.
Typical and not surprising in the least.
I'm sick of these pants peeing fakers trying to bolster David Horowitz's "conservatives under attack!" meme
Shredder - he went to Groton - that outweighs any craziness he displayed there. Now if he'd gone to public high school and done the same thing it would be a problem.
What I find hard to believe is that he has a girlfriend. They both need therapy. And probably anti-psycotic drugs.
Perfect College Sinners is great, tho. How very, very Republican of the little sh*ts to tell everyone else how to live while doing whatever they want. I sent it to my kids (they are over 18) because they have run into so many of these jerks - it's their generation.
Where's the outrage of a faked police report, he wasted valuable resources, for all we know a huge crime spree went on while the police were wasting time with him. Where's the outrage!?!?!?!?!?
PERFECT COLLEGE SINNERS is the best thing I've seen in a looong time!!!
I feel so vindicated. I can't tell you how many times growing up with holier-than-thou rich "moral" kids in private high school that I have wished to capture their weekends on tape and showed them to their parents, who they learned their moral superiority from. I was a virgin until I was 20, but I never chastised anyone for not being one during high school like some of the most promiscuous bible-beaters did.
I rarely feel so strong about a documentary, but everyone must see this! Excellent work, Adam and Jason!!!
Powkat @ 47:
I'm thinking it's a hoax. I mean, come on, we haven't heard about this before!? If there was actually a lawsuit, I think someone on the left would have covered this. If this is an actual documentary, what are the full names on the film makers? The website is registered to a John Osborne in VA, but the address for the contact is in Houston. Something doesn't add up....I really don't think something like this could have flown under the radar this long.
Good work on ignoring a troll
And he's from Texas, too? What a surprise.
So I was thinking the other day -- what would it be like to be a Christian Conservative and contemplate what is going to happen to our party in '08? Before anyone throws rocks, I am a liberal not only politically but philosophically. But as a Conservative, you are looking at a liberal President and a Liberal Congress in operation in '09 and probably for a very long time considering the damage that "W" has done while in office. They must be emotionally distraught right now and capable of anything. Their moral mountain is crumbling and I think we can expect anything. This isn't an attempt to sympathize with them but beware -- like you would a cornered rattle snake (sorry snake lovers!!)
Left&Left @ 5:
Do you really want to do that?
I think it's the Blair Witch of Conservative Christian sex practices - scary!!!! But so much more fun than liberal sex practices, what with all that tabooing.
Rusty Shackleford @ 13:
That might explain the "black" clothed attackers.
Left&Left @ 5:
You'd be Melinda Gates??? I don't get it.
https://www.perfectcollegesinners.com/trailer.php
Is this movie real, or satire? If real, I can't wait to see it.
if you'd like to see the video of brit reporting this scam you can:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317201,00.html
btw, it's important to note that hume reported this story after it had been revealed that nava had faked the whole incident.
nikto @ 40:
LMAO...
Dr. Matt @ 6:
Can we get copies sent to Bill O'Reilly? He'd love this - probably watch it all day and night.
Stupid Git @ 61:
i like that plan!
Chris the Canadian @ 58:
I'm pretty sure it's a hoax.
joe cantwell @ 59:
That seems to be a common practice for faux news, it lets them get all the goody from it before it dies.Billo does this on stories weeks after they were proven wrong because he knows his listeners don't watch real news shows.
terry740 @ 64:
the brit hume/fake princeton beating story is picking up steam and is being posted on other sites. so far though it is not being reported at "news hounds" and i really think it should be. their fans would love it.
Reminds me of this dude from a year ago - the same "victim" mentality:
This is a student from an Ivy League school who thought up this dumb ass scheme. Unbelievable.
How sweet to see a young Rove in the making. Isn't this just like his idol? I wonder if he's also a closet GOPer ankle grabber because he appears to have mastered the art of self-loathing like so many GOPers do so well.
jkb @ 67:
he's an ivy league student from texas. like a certain president we know who was once an ivy league student from texas.
joe cantwell @ 65:
I found a few reich-wing sites that blogged the original story and the reich-wing outage against libruls was pure comedy. There was a deafening silence when the entry was updated as a self-beating.
Dr. Matt @ 70:
that's funny. the whole story's like garlic to a vampire. btw, notice any trolls around here? neither have i.
There is a long and distinguished tradition of Fascists faking attacks on themselves.
In 1989 (O'Reilly style talk show idiot), Morton Downey Jr. claimed he was roughed up in a men's room by neo-nazis who drew a swastika on his head. Too bad that the symbol was drawn reversed, as if Downey had drawn it himself by the bathroom's mirror. :)
We all knew that reich-wing wacko zealots were good at beating plowshares into swords.
But I, for one, didn't know they were good at beating themselves to a pulp.
Brit, care to step up to the bar?
Just got my avatar removed by a Reich-wing moderator over on a satellite page (DBSTALK.com) I used it there for about five years and now I can't! All I said was that Fox news was losing viewers and fox business news blows and has no viewers? What was my avatar , The American Flag with Proud Democrat underneath. They are everywhere.
I bet Karl Rove had an orgasm reading about this guy. He's definitely a first round draft choice for the Rove Institute for Enhanced Political Theory.
what a dumb thing to do, but I guess he shouldn't beat himself up about it!
rule number one, nobody ever talks about right club.
FALSE FLAGS: the GOP's expertise...
Will they call people conspiracy theorists about this?
why wasn't this asshole kicked out of princeton.
no surprise if they coddle reichers. really.
What kind of college age kids are more interested in literally beating themselves to a pulp and keeping their fellow students from partying than than partying and getting laid themselves? Even the little conservative kids I went to college with wanted to drink and get laid....jesus christ...
This poor schmuck is mentally ill. Next story, please.
Every now and then say, "What the fuck."
"What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.
Say "what the fuck."... If you can't say it, you can't do it.
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About that suffer...
Great find! Remember, these are the fruit of the tree they've fallen from.
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There is so much of this kind of crap going on.
This reminds me of someone I met when I worked for greenpeace in 1990. We were canvassing and one of our fund raisers was found on the turf he was working badly hurt. He claimed someone drove in a truck and said "hey greenpeace!" and threw a brick at him and knocked him out. He received a lot of attention for a couple weeks. Then he pulled a knife on his boss and a roommate. Later he admitted to making the whole thing up.
its probably all bi-polar behavior
Shredder @ 36:
WTF? Man, how mentally ill does one have to be to qualify for Ruling Class Status nowadays?
okay -- someone take his FIGHT CLUB vid away from him until he grows up.
The story has been cleaned up with an "update," but thank you google cache for the original:
The Brit Hume story that is....
Vast Left @ 88:
Nevermind. The original text is still on the Foxnews site, in fancy italics I somehow missed the first time. Oops.
Vast Left @ 89:
"Perfect College Sinners" looks like a hoax to me. Can't find anything on a google search except promotion of the movie. Seems like we could find some news about lawsuits or college disciplinary action. Hope there's good T& A in it.
“Perfect College Sinners” is obviously a fake. Literally liberal porn. I've never seen "natural" performances so labored. If this we're real there would be real names in real news stories on the net. There's nothing. You'd thing there would be quotes and links about the "lawsuits" on their site but there is nothing.
Whether "Perfect College Sinners" is a hoax or not doesn't matter. The FACT of the matter is that without a doubt these publicly moral and privately promiscuous conservatives exist in droves. How many Republicans in office now can we point to? W, Larry Craig, David Vitter, Bob Allen, Duke Cunningham, these are all equivalent to the Perfect College Sinners. Just substitute "College" with "Congress"...
My college roomie was a big bushie (not anymore btw) campaigned for him in 2000 and everything. She was very much into staying pure b4 marriage. Like most people in that crowd (I grew up in the bible belt) they did not include oral sex as sex. One night my bf (now my hubby) fell asleep on the top bunk. He woke up to use the restroom, and uhm yea the bed was shaking. The next morning the guy was still in her bed, but she denied having sex w/him. For a whole year she still claimed she was a virgin, she denied everything (there was a lot more). That killed me, finally though, she's repented and admits it all, and didn't vote for Bush in 2004. Happy endings do happen (no pun intended).
Oh, John, I thought you were better than that. The report said "black-clad". Granted, many of the "chosen 25%" in this country probably don't know what "clad" means, but at worst this is a subliminal attack, trying to associate the word "black" with violence against conservatives. It's hardly an indication of the "proverbial 'black menace'".
ScrewBush @ 68:
Technically, if someone masterminded it and convinced him to do it, that would be a Rove in the making. Rove would never do this to himself. At least, not admit to it, later...
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