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So what do YOU know about Rudy?

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To celebrate the latest poll (and we all know polls don't matter, except when they do) which shows Giuliani has dropped 13 points in four weeks (a personal record!) we thought we'd link to the latest New Yorker "Shouts and Murmurs," which features a Rudy Quiz for your amusement. Here's a sample question:

12. What action by the Giuliani administration was found by the courts to have violated the First Amendment rights of New Yorkers?

(a) Preventing taxi-drivers from assembling for a protest.

(b) Requiring city workers to obtain permission to speak to the press.

(c) Refusing to issue a permit for an anti-police-brutality march.

(d) All of the above, and many more.

Take the reality-based quiz online here...

Update: Okay kids grab yer blindfolds, Fox is reporting that Rudy wants to show you "his softer side".... warning that link does actually go to Fox News

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Executive Producer of The Professional Left Podcast. On staff at Crooks and Liars since 2007. Master's degree from Harvard. Happy wife of Driftglass. Mother of three geniuses. Obsessive knitter. Blogs at http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com. .
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The Political Junkie's picture

Sounds nauseaous.

Tell Driftglass I need a drink before viewing Rudy's "softer side" (that doesn't involve a wig and makeup, of course).

kaT's picture

It's an outrage that TIME mag named Putin Man of the Year over Al Gore. What does a person have to do to get that designation anyway? I don't see Putin saving the world, he's just creating a new tyranny in Russia.

ysbaddaden's picture

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!

(Rich Little doing a crappy imitation of Cary Grant doing a lousy imitation of Rich Little).

Dhalgren's picture

Got 14 correct! I know my Rudy.

Samson-'s picture

rudy's softer side consists of him testing the water temperature before he orders the waterboarding of a detainee.

but, i think the best people to comment on rudy's softer side would be his two estranged kids... i wonder what their take would be?

Preacher Boob's picture

Rudy's big campaign mistake was appearing in public and speaking.

Barry Halpern's picture

I can't stand Rudy any more than the next person but a couple of those items as a bit past what I'd consider newsworthy. Really, should he be held accountable for his father's choice of association and profession? Just wondering if once again we're being a little to much like the hateful neocons we vilify around here to no end.

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kaT @ 2:

It's an outrage that TIME mag named Putin Man of the Year over Al Gore. What does a person have to do to get that designation anyway? I don't see Putin saving the world, he's just creating a new tyranny in Russia.

Oh come on. It's not supposed to be an award of any kind. I hope the left isn't going to start whining about Al Gore like the right is whining about Petraus.
I'm just (pleasantly) surprised it's not an american as usual!

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someone else @ 8:

kaT @ 2:

It's an outrage that TIME mag named Putin Man of the Year over Al Gore. What does a person have to do to get that designation anyway? I don't see Putin saving the world, he's just creating a new tyranny in Russia.

Oh come on. It's not supposed to be an award of any kind. I hope the left isn't going to start whining about Al Gore like the right is whining about Petraus.
I'm just (pleasantly) surprised it's not an american as usual!

TIME should have left the cover blank and printed "I don't recall" in bold letters. See what I did there? lol

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someone else @ 8:

kaT @ 2:

Oh come on. It's not supposed to be an award of any kind. I hope the left isn't going to start whining about Al Gore like the right is whining about Petraus.
I'm just (pleasantly) surprised it's not an american as usual!

Or last year's cop-out winner: YOU! What kind of lame last-minute joke was that?

As for the quiz... I got 11/18... not bad considering I'm not a New Yorker. I had to laugh at some it, man Rudi is a smeghead.

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ThunderMonkey @ 10:

someone else @ 8:

kaT @ 2:

Oh come on. It's not supposed to be an award of any kind. I hope the left isn't going to start whining about Al Gore like the right is whining about Petraus.
I'm just (pleasantly) surprised it's not an american as usual!

Or last year's cop-out winner: YOU! What kind of lame last-minute joke was that?

As for the quiz... I got 11/18... not bad considering I'm not a New Yorker. I had to laugh at some it, man Rudi is a smeghead.

Crap... my own statement was quoted by someone else (note to the BIG GUY... add editing function).

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kaT @ 2:

It's an outrage that TIME mag named Putin Man of the Year over Al Gore. What does a person have to do to get that designation anyway? I don't see Putin saving the world, he's just creating a new tyranny in Russia.

Time, The Weekly Fiction Magazine, names the person of the year based on the impact the editors felt the person so named had, for better or for worse. I think Ol' Adolph Himself made it one year. This isn't journalism- it's CRAP

Blue Lensman's picture

Thanks for the warning on the Faux News link - I managed to avoid a mid-day headache.

Stus's picture

At least I got eight correct on the poll -- and I haven't lived in NYC since 1988!

ProDemocrat's picture

I know that Rudy is a POS!!...And that's enough for me...

Preacher Boob's picture

Learning about Rudy is like learning about the Dodo, except he's not quite extinct.

Thing Fish's picture

Appears fox's youdecide08.foxnews.com server is down. So we're safe from Rudy's soft side.

Yeah nothing on that site is working at the moment. Oh well... - BG

ferd_berfle's picture

Preacher Boob @ 6:

Rudy's big campaign mistake was appearing in public and speaking.

Good one!

Chicago Joe's picture

Hello folkth,

Ith me, Rudy - I jutht want everyone to know that my thtay at the hothpital wath truly for the flu and not in any way a call for thympathy - and in no way wath it a forethadowing of things to be when I eventually drop out of the Presidential race and claim it'th for health reasons, not because I'm getting my assth kicked by the other candidates in the pollths.

Tho, that's it! Have a great holiday...Christhtmath or whatever you want me to call it tho you'll vote for me!

Rudy

tyree's picture

what do i know about rudy? well i know this douchewash was not in his official office building on 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anney's picture

That picture is HILARIOUS!

Does Rudy's "soft side" include his cross-dressing and serial adultery?

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jr's picture

Rudy's on his fainting couch from the mouth-breathers abandoning him

galmud's picture

I really hope Rudy gets the republican nomination

myiq2xu's picture

Who was it that called Rudy "A man in search of a balcony?"

Dahgrostab'ph-r-i's picture

Rudy wants to show you “his softer side”….

OK Rudy you put your best cheek forward and show us your softer side!

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myiq2xu

Who was it that called Rudy “A man in search of a balcony?”

Touché! Good one.

Edwin's picture

Ha ha ha. Guess it don't look so good if The New Yorker feels compelled to put a quiz in about how S-L-E-A-Z-Y Rudy is.

OleHippieChick's picture

Driftglass, aaaaaaa, you're great! Il Douche' for the new millennium.

myiq2xu @ 25:

Who was it that called Rudy "A man in search of a balcony?"

Re JulieAnnie:

"A small man in search of a balcony."
~Jimmy Breslin

:-PPP

Professor Fate's picture

Ah yes Rudy "To know him is to Loathe him"

Patriot Scholar's picture

Rudy sounds like the kind of guy who would give you the shirt of of your back. I bet he has friends he hasn't even used yet.

moondancer's picture

The Time cover used for this post is appropriate. Rudys campaign has a lot in common with the Italian Army in WWII, couldn't beat anybody.

konchster's picture

Water-boarding no big deal !!! Flu like symptoms requires hospitalization assuming you're a candyass blowhard with a limp dick

Rush to War's picture

Rudy how dare you not speak for the people who have breathed toxic fumes, you and Killary are the death of NY. I hope you Rudy got a lungfull on 911.

VegasRage's picture

MSNBC sums up his treachery
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22345820/

JohnnyThief's picture

myiq2xu @ 25:

Who was it that called Rudy "A man in search of a balcony?"

Ed Koch

roxnev's picture

Huligan softer side might be his penis with all his wife's

RickinSF's picture

JohnnyThief @ 36:

myiq2xu @ 25:

Who was it that called Rudy "A man in search of a balcony?"

Ed Koch

I think Jimmy Breslin said "...a small man in search of a balcony."

clif's picture

Rudy wants to show you “his softer side”

Don't tell he forgot his Viagra again.

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