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Bush was asked at a White House press conference last week if he would consider a “goodwill mission to restore the country’s good name abroad.” The president said, “That’s what I do during my presidency. I go around spreading goodwill and talking about the importance of spreading freedom and peace.”

Apparently, he meant it. Yes, the president is planning some road-trips.

President George W. Bush’s diplomatic passport will acquire a slew of new country stamps during his final year in office as he tries to rebuild the U.S.’s international standing and create a foreign-policy legacy beyond Iraq.

The president plans trips to the Middle East, Africa, Asia and South America, which would make 2008 his busiest year abroad. While his major domestic initiatives may get stalled by a Democratic majority in Congress and the gridlock caused by election-year politics, he still has an opportunity to exert his influence overseas. […]

While the president will strive to strengthen alliances, it won’t come at the expense of continuing to prosecute the war on terror, said Jim Jeffrey, the deputy White House national security adviser.

“We want to be well-perceived in the world,” Jeffrey said in an interview. “But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.”

With all due respect to the White House, maybe we’ll be “well-perceived in the world” if the president stays home and changes his policies, instead of traveling abroad and keeping his existing policies?

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Russ Mason UK's picture

Make sure he doesn't come to the UK.

Please.

Pawn's picture

These trips are to back up Condi. He will attempt to push each counry he visits into fear. Maybe he'll visit Musharraf and learn how to impose martial law in the US to extend his "presidency" indefinitely. Just over a year and counting. I can't wait.

Maybe he'll start another oil company after his presidency, and these trips are to produce financing and suppliers. Nothing like using other people's money to market and startup.

c. atrox's picture

Bush lets the world know the importance of being an a**hole.

moondancer's picture

It'll fizzle like a Spinal Tap tour. Smell the Glove georgie, you suck and the whole world knows it.

grs's picture

That's the GOP getting him away from the homeland so he'll detract less from the elections races. He's not a boost to anyone's campaign, so make it look like he's busy elsewhere so he doesn't have time to further damage other Republican's chances. The problem being that Bush's jackassery reaches far and wide.

fwacbar's picture

And just in case anyone in the countries he will be visiting is still undecided as to weather or not he is a complete imbecile, the trips should remove all doubt....

amgriffin's picture

Bush attempts the token reach-around after he's buggered the people until we're bloody. Thanks for nothing. You can't make it bettter. You can't spin it differently. Just wipe yourself off, Bush, and slink away.

Ron's picture

If he can't clean up his own backyard, how would he be able to influence the rest of the world?

An Average Joe's picture

Mr. President,

May I suggest a 385 day bender? Just like old tmes...locked in a dark room, a cooler full of Natty Lights, a few bottles of Jack, some old Texas Ranger games on your plasma TV...

Seriously...

Please...

Johnny2Bad's picture

"...diplomatic passport..."

Now that's funny!

A Voice of Reason's picture

WTF has he ever done to spread peace?

Lollimom's picture

Nobody wants to be our friend while that turd is in office...and I don't blame them.

Bit NOLA's picture

Good. Stay out of the USA. And never come back.

We don't need him and his pals working on anything more.

enigma4ever's picture

I can't remember what the line is, but in Animal House when things go wrong ,they joke that there is only one solution..." Road Trip"......so makes sense that Bush would go on the road....to hide from the hell he has created...my apologies to the rest of the world that now he wants to "visit"....( I notice Iraq nor Pakistan are not on the list).

capnmike's picture

WHAT the fuck has this bleeding asshole ever done to improve America's image abroad? What fantasy world is he living in to believe that anybody is going to give two patoots what a warmongering idiot like him does or says?
First place he should go is Hell, to visit his buddies Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot. Then he should STAY there!

Roket's picture

Is it wise for a war criminal to leave the security of his homeland? And let’s not forget, he was elected in a year ending in “0”. Or did Reagan lift that curse?

Bit NOLA's picture

Never come back. Stay at your new diggs in South America.

No surprise he tops the 50 Most Loathsome People list for 2007.

http://www.buffalobeast.com/122/50mostloathsome2007PF.html

Check out number 9 too.

pissed off patricia's picture

Not only keep him at home, but duct tape his fu*king mouth shut. The world doesn't want the kind of goodwill he spreads at the end of a gun. He's like the insane uncle you wish would just stay in his room when you have guests over. You know if he shows his face something bad is about to said or done.

Barry Halpern's picture

With all the money he's already wasted overseas here are some valid questions: How incredibly difficult will it be to keep GWB reasonably safe overseas on an extended tour and how much will that cost us? Hasn't he done enough damage already, financially and otherwise? Perhaps he should just stay home.

The Truth Hurts's picture

Yup, nothing raises the bar higher for America than Chimpy going on the road. Foreign countries just love to see our answer to Alfred E. Neuman mumble and stumble through some idiot speech. Very inspiring.

I hear they all love to place bets as to whether Chimpy can actually string together two coherent thoughts.

The Truth Hurts's picture

Bit NOLA @ 13:

Good. Stay out of the USA. And never come back.

We don't need him and his pals working on anything more.

Why should the rest of the world have to deal with that shithead??? America elected him TWICE. He should be forced to stay in the US. You wanted him America....now you get him.

Chimpy is America's skidmark...not other countries.

Ron's picture

Here is one of the ways he has spread freedom and democracy. Now she is dead.

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/242.html

PassedPawn's picture

bush should've stayed home after making a mess of Texas as Gov.

Ron's picture

The Truth Hurts @ 21:

Bit NOLA @ 13:

Good. Stay out of the USA. And never come back.

We don't need him and his pals working on anything more.

Why should the rest of the world have to deal with that shithead??? America elected him TWICE. He should be forced to stay in the US. You wanted him America....now you get him.

Chimpy is America's skidmark...not other countries.

He was never elected. He stole both elections.

toosinbeymen's picture

"Maybe we'd be better off?" You must be kidding. We'd definitely be better off. Give bush, cheney, and their entire administration time off with pay. In fact, give them a bonus to stay out of Washington.

Udon Nomee's picture

I say, once he's overseas, we ditch him!!

Ron's picture

Another country that he has spread freedom and democracy to. NOT!

http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707.html

StCyrlyMe2's picture

Tell the bitch to just sit still until we can get his ass out of the white house and hang his ass.

All authorized by the laws of this country of course

GSD's picture

George W. Bush's Ebola Across the World Tour, 2008.

-GSD

Mr. Bill's picture

Everyone in every country he visits will be cheering that he is leaving.

Hey heeey good bye!

JTM's picture

Read this part carefully:

“We want to be well-perceived in the world,” Jeffrey said in an interview. “But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.”

That's the core mistake of this admin. They don't realize that these two things are not in competition for attention and time, since they are the same thing.

Darth_Cheney's picture

Please stop by and give this Youtube vid some love...spread it around, too!

Thanks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua3a_dZ7A0o

Better to fight Romney now, then take the chance of doing it after he gets the nomination!

Ron's picture

JTM @ 31:

Read this part carefully:

“We want to be well-perceived in the world,” Jeffrey said in an interview. “But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.”

That's the core mistake of this admin. They don't realize that these two things are not in competition for attention and time, since they are the same thing.

I would say that it is too little, too late.

Sorghum Crow's picture

He's not been to Vermont yet and he is still unwelcome.

Left&Left's picture

He's the drunk uncle who comes to the family holiday party embarrassing everyone. You just know he's gong to say or do something stupid. That look is priceless.

Bit NOLA's picture

Spend extra time in England to thank them for wanking you so often, W.

And give some longtime loving to your pals running France and Pakistan. Hey, Pakistan can use a new Deciderer. They'd love you. Muslim nations just love American Christy Jesus Warriors who talk to God. The REAL God.

Kim Jung Il could dream up a new life for you in fabulous North Korea. You have a lot in common.

Then there's a German woman dying for another back rub. Look her up.

There's always that door in China you couldn't open. Don't you still wonder what's behind the door, W?

ConcernedCanuck's picture

Why not send him to a Pakistani parade, with a nice car with a sunroof he can hang outta??????

Weaseldog's picture

If he were a statesman, I'd expect him to go to Pakistan. But he's not a statesman.

I expect he'll be going to Saudi Arabia to pick up his paycheck.

Weaseldog's picture

“That’s what I do during my presidency. I go around spreading goodwill and talking about the importance of spreading freedom and peace.” - GWB

I think he is moving past his second childhood, into his second infancy.

Ron's picture

Since he has no respect for the rule of law, he will probably visit all of the roge rulers.

Medical Diagnosis by Video's picture

You can't bring back the dead.

D.G. Bowman's picture

Seeing that idiotic photo of him ... hearing his faux Texas twang, mangling the language beyond recognition ... I have such an advanced case of Shrub fatigue that I will countenance no further exposure to the cretin of Crawford. I despise him beyond reason or description. He can't depart this nation, this continent -- this mortal coil -- fast enough. Of course, he'll live out his dotage in the secret jungles of Paraguay, counting his ill-gotten wealth like any good Nazi and smirking all the while. He screwed us all but good -- and what's worst of all is that he got away with it. He will never be held accountable.

Weaseldog's picture

He's the war president. Every decision he makes, he makes with war on his mind.

So he's going out to spread peace, with war on his mind.

liberalNmoderation's picture

Dear gawd! Someone PLEASE revoke this morons passport!

thepoetryman's picture

With all due respect to the White House, maybe we’ll be “well-perceived in the world” if the president stays home and changes his policies, instead of traveling abroad and keeping his existing policies?

And George W. sat straight up in his bed covered in sweat from his recurring nightmare of doing something worthy with his presidency! Laura sat up next to him and put an arm around him and said, "Same dream? The one where the world greets you with flowers and cheers?" George, realizing it was a nightmare begins to sob. "Yip. I think al Quada put a chip `r somethin' `r other in my brain. A tiny microscopic doom-a-hickey undetectable by radar `n such. Why else would I have such terrible nightmares, Laura?" To which his wife replied, "God, George. God is testing your will. He's letting the devil program your chip." To which George said, "I must resist beezle-bubba and continue God's path of righteousness and destruction of all things brown that rhyme with Salami."

Frizzlebear's picture

MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP THE CZAR.....

...far away from us...

"I spread horse shit better'n a native Texasin wit a real ax cent."

Weaseldog's picture

Travel Itinerary

In early January, Bush flies to Israel for his first visit as president. While in the region, he also will visit the West Bank, Kuwait, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Egypt. The trip is a follow-up to the Israeli-Palestinian talks that the U.S. hosted in Annapolis, Maryland, last month.

Yeah, he's going around collecting paychecks for services rendered.

What kind of follow up does a four hour photo-op require? And how much is it going to cost for this second follow up photo op?

Blue Lensman's picture

He was told that he'll have to do some campaigning if he wants to be the first Rulerer of the World.

Bush is Ossama's picture

Every time he travels I become a religious man.
I hope and I pray.

International travel is a dangerous bussness, all that air time, landings take offs and the crowds of angry protesters...

Americans are a peacfull lot. Our social order is pastoral compared to many other countries where life and death can be joined by a single majical bullet - That sort of thing went so out of fashion around here after the 2 Kenedys and MLK, Malcom and all the others...

But when Bush travels my hope always raise, I look to the heavens and I pray for some devine intervention, some sign to tell me that the universe does have a Natural inclination for JUSTICE. That perhaps there is a greater good.

So as our great leader the world (can't he go to Pakistan first!!) I ask all peace minded folks through out the world to pray with me for the life of such a man as GWB, this Jr Satin who is such a man that should never have walked amoungst us, never have been allowed to steal elections, subvert our constitution and cause such misery the world over...

I pray.

Gregory's picture

The Preznit would do well to remember the example of Pinochet. He, and his entourage of war criminals, will be unable to visit many parts of the world following his exit from office.

I don't pray for death.

I don't pray because i am an athiest.

I don't pray for death because i am an athiest.

DoktorN's picture

Yes, sending the heavily-armed and armored presidential convoy into capitals that have been cleared of actual citizens so Failure Boy can have a photo op with leaders he doesn't give a shit about will really raise the esteem the rest of the world holds for him. He'll do a lot of damage during his last year, just to give everybody the finger. Petulant coward, fool, liar, bully, and drunk to the end.

Weaseldog's picture

Will he be eating Roast Pig at every stop?

liberalNmoderation's picture

Blue Lensman @ 49:

He was told that he'll have to do some campaigning if he wants to be the first Rulerer of the World.

It's all part of his Strategery!

Bush is Ossama's picture

I guess if we won't defend our country, our constitution, perhpas another in some foriegn land will.

gallery's picture

Evita.... Evita..... Evita

Let the rainbow tour begin.

Maybe he'll get lost and stay there.

Avid Reader's picture

Police abandoned security posts before Bhutto assassination
http://rawstory.com//printstory.php?story=8708

"Police abandoned their security posts shortly before Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto's assassination Thursday, according to a journalist present at the time, and unanswerable questions remain about the cause of her death, because an autopsy was never performed."

Bush is Ossama's picture

Oh that our police would be so patriotic and brave...

Avid Reader's picture

liberalNmoderation @ 44:

Dear gawd! Someone PLEASE revoke this morons passport!

He has to go off and get fake assassinated so he can join his friend Kenny Boy Lay on that heavily guarded tropical island. I hear that Osama is a fine golfer.

;>)

Bush is Ossama's picture

I understand the Lemon Chicken is devine in Cuba, they have a little resort that would be perfect for Our Great Leader...
Revoke his passport - After he leaves - LOL
But that would be so typical of us to ship our toxic trash over seas...

It is a shame we are unable to deal with this dangerous mess ourselves. But clearly we have not been willing to put those or ANY solutions 'on the table'...

I wouldn't wish him on any other Nation - It is our garbage and we should sequester it here so that it can't spread death and devastation - Or in GITMO.

leslie's picture

Bush was asked at a White House press conference last week if he would consider a “goodwill mission to restore the country’s good name abroad.” The president said, “That’s what I do during my presidency. I go around spreading goodwill and talking about the importance of spreading freedom and peace.”

Why doesn't he just find a country he likes and stay there?
He could then spread "peace and democracy" as far as his beady little eyes could see, and we would be free at last, free at last, thank G-d almighty, free at last.

And perhaps he could get caught in some cross-fire and never return. It would solve myriad problems.

Ron's picture

Why havn't our news media picked up on what Benizar Bhuto said in November, that Bin Laden is dead.

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/242.html

scarlet p.'s picture

maybe i'll start going around the world to apologize.

Bush the Liar's picture

But outside the joint news conference, a large crowd of demonstrators engaged in shoving matches with police and waved signs calling Bush an "international terrorist" and demanding he end "the massacre in Iraq." Others bluntly said, "Go home."

This is what will happen if Bush goes anywhere. This is an excerpt taken from a news story when he visited Canada in 2004.

Bush is Ossama's picture

There was an old joke...
Mrs and Mr Nixon were traveling on a public airline flight due to the 'oil crisis' and to show they were one of the people - Mr Nixon said 'you know Pat, I think I will throw 100 dollars out the window and make 100 people happy!' The pilot happened to be passing and heard what the president said, so he said 'Mr president I can open the door and you can jump out and make EVERYBODY happy!!'

liberalNmoderation's picture

Avid Reader @ 60:

liberalNmoderation @ 44:

Dear gawd! Someone PLEASE revoke this morons passport!

He has to go off and get fake assassinated so he can join his friend Kenny Boy Lay on that heavily guarded tropical island. I hear that Osama is a fine golfer.

;>)

Oy!!! the Darth Cheney could declare martial law, suspend elections...great. Why doesn't Cheney go on a goodwill tour?

doro's picture

He can come to Switzerland some still like him here.

Me, no.

JonJon's picture

Let's make sure that a trip to The Hague is an essential stop on his itinerary.

liberalNmoderation's picture

Bush the Liar @ 65:

But outside the joint news conference, a large crowd of demonstrators engaged in shoving matches with police and waved signs calling Bush an "international terrorist" and demanding he end "the massacre in Iraq." Others bluntly said, "Go home."

This is what will happen if Bush goes anywhere. This is an excerpt taken from a news story when he visited Canada in 2004.

Hell, I'd do that here given the chance...but our "free speech zones" are too far away from the action.

gawd's picture

Oh Lord, will this nightmare never end?

bern's picture

... i think that Cheney & Co have decided that their needs would be best met if Chimpy were assasinated. Ramp things up nicely: wouldn't that just about mandate martial law??

Best of all: one less witness

Awaken's picture

Oh my. This is going to be embarrassing. At least Stewart and Colbert won't need any writers for this, Bush will provide all the comedy....
01.20.09

liberalNmoderation's picture

bern @ 71:

... i think that Cheney & Co have decided that their needs would be best met if Chimpy were assasinated. Ramp things up nicely: wouldn't that just about mandate martial law??

Best of all: one less witness

That, my friend is a very real and very scary possibility...

Evil Won (backward)'s picture

I hate to use this language, but .....
Too fucking little ... too fucking late.
Stay home dummy, all the globe-trotting you can do will never erase the harm you have done to America.

We Americans know what America needs ...
We need this administration and all the PNAC/NeoCons out.

liberalNmoderation's picture

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Eric in Ottawa's picture

Hahaha... I love that picture.

More laughs ahead!

chervilant's picture

"Hey, Laura... Babe... wanna go on a road trip before we blow this joint?"

jr's picture

King Midass' hubris knows no bounds

JerryO's picture

Yeah....right....The WarPig is going to do 'goodwill' missions.

Our country is surely doomed now.

Preacher Boob's picture

I think Bush misunderstood.

The State Department folks mentioned that he would get stoned if he went overseas, and he thought they meant they had connections to good Afghan hash.

He better get advice from some good republican wife, and take along a make-up artist that's experienced at covering bruises on the face and throat.

It would be smart of him to take along a few sacrificial effigies of himself, also, to possibly preclude, or at least delay, him swinging from a lamp post.

HB's picture

Here's what we know: If the jackass-in-chief goes abroad to improve America's image he will only worsen it. He's determined to sow ill will. I think that's become his default position, and he just loves to snicker about it.

Dr. Acula's picture

Ron @ 63:

Why havn't our news media picked up on what Benizar Bhuto said in November, that Bin Laden is dead.

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/242.html

Because they have to continue their catapulting of the propaganda. Osama's got another video coming out!

Norse's picture

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Interesting article, though I was always under the impression that the SA kept a number of communist congress members away on a vote night, by use of violence, to give Hitler his majority vote.

Bush Administration's picture

Avid Reader @ 60:

liberalNmoderation @ 44:

Dear gawd! Someone PLEASE revoke this morons passport!

He has to go off and get fake assassinated so he can join his friend Kenny Boy Lay on that heavily guarded tropical island. I hear that Osama is a fine golfer.

;>)

And they get to ditch their wives!

Trittydi's picture

The man is completely delusional. I think the "talking with Jesus", etc., are clear indications that he's over the edge - that his reality is severely altered.
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Trittydi's picture

gawd @ 71:

Oh Lord, will this nightmare never end?

Not if they have their way. They have new nightmares waiting in the wings . . . .
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garcia's picture

binola@17

You

Charges:
You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you.
You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to
press 9 for Spanish.
You cling to every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to
the contrary.
You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism -- it's nationalism when foreigners do it.
You hate anyone who seems smarter than you.
You care more about zygotes than actual people.
You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over.
You still think Republicans favor limited government.
Your knowledge of politics and government are dwarfed by your concern for Britney Spears' children.
You think buying Chinese goods stimulates our economy.
You think you're going to get universal health care.
You tolerate the phrase "enhanced interrogation techniques."
You think the government is actually trying to improve education.
You think watching CNN makes you smarter.
You think two parties is enough.
You can't spell.
You think $9 trillion in debt is manageable.
You believe in an afterlife for the sole reason that you don't want to die.
You think lowering taxes raises revenue.
You think the economy's doing well.
You're an idiot.

Exhibit A: You couldn't get enough Anna Nicole Smith coverage.

Sentence: A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn't cover. You deserve it, chump.
________________________________________________________________________________________

I love it! Furthermore, I would actually add: Because of you, this fucker made it to the White House!

VegasRage's picture

Oh come now Steve, your idea eloquently simple as it is will never pass in front of Bush’s needles eye blinders. Bush lives in a 2 dimensional world and trying to point out where the 3rd dimension is to him is futile.

crazytown's picture

GWpinhead sez:..“But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.”

Now what could this freak mean by that, oh yeah, it's Doublespeak! It scares the fuck out of me, how about you?

Dr. Acula's picture

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Thanks for the link!

myiq2xu's picture

Aw shit, that means His Supreme Excellency, Doctor, Field Marshal, Sith Lord, Vice-President for Life Richard B. (Dick) Cheney will be in charge.

Oh, wait. He already is.

liberalNmoderation's picture

Norse @ 84:

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Interesting article, though I was always under the impression that the SA kept a number of communist congress members away on a vote night, by use of violence, to give Hitler his majority vote.

I think you are correct.

liberalNmoderation's picture

Dr. Acula @ 91:

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Thanks for the link!

Anytime...and there's more where that'n came from! Lookit!
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6t9U3VH4VUBb8NXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTFlMjIwZnBv...

liberalNmoderation's picture

Dr. Acula @ 91:

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Thanks for the link!

No prob. check this out yo!
http://www.oldamericancentury.org

natisman's picture

Our freaking President

Maybe he could the do the old technicolor yawn his father did in Japan. maybe he could cough up a lung as well.

I would like to see that on Utube!

dadams's picture

A Voice of Reason @ 11:

WTF has he ever done to spread peace?

he had two daughters and they are spreading a piece here and there.....or

Preacher Boob's picture

On the advice of the State and War departments, Bush is going to keep the trip low-key.

Instead of Air Force 1, he'll be going by nukular submarine,

They only plan to surface once, off the coast of Samoa, so Bush can award the Medal of freedom to Ben-Aki aMonaMona, our coalition partner, who visited our troops over the holidays and did his flaming sword dance over the Christmas turkey.

Weaseldog's picture

dadams @ 97:

A Voice of Reason @ 11:

WTF has he ever done to spread peace?

he had two daughters and they are spreading a piece here and there.....or

I wonder, what kind of person would want Georgie to be his Father Inlaw?

Putin's Bicep's picture

HE wants to see the damage/chaos he has caused firsthand.

Are there any seats left on his rendition airline?

Mike Mid City's picture

Maybe if we change the locks while he's gone he wouldn't be able to get back in. Anyone want to donate to the fund to change the locks?

Edwin's picture

Um... good luck with that Mr. President (you scum-sucking murderer.) (Signed: someone from abroad.)

IgnoranceIsNotBliss's picture

Great. That's just great. More embarrassing moments right around the corner.

Isn't there anyway someone could lock him in his room and throw away the key?

jack damage's picture

Yes..... We'd all be better off if he stayed at home... in 2000.. The whole world would be better off.....JD

Jimsy's picture

Maybe he should take Rummy 'n Hughes along. They know how to spread it far 'n wide. Only one of them is wanted by interpol, at least that we know of.

CheneyIsADick's picture

bern @ 72:

... i think that Cheney & Co have decided that their needs would be best met if Chimpy were assasinated. Ramp things up nicely: wouldn't that just about mandate martial law??

Best of all: one less witness

Darth would execute Presidential Directive 51 in a heartbeat.

Ron's picture

liberalNmoderation @ 95:

Dr. Acula @ 91:

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

oh...OT somewhat...but look at it anyhow!
http://consortiumnews.com/2007/122707a.html

Thanks for the link!

No prob. check this out yo!
http://www.oldamericancentury.org

I ordered the book. In 1996 I was occupied with trying to keep from being one of the older employees being let go.

liberalNmoderation's picture
ysbaddaden's picture

If boosh goes on a road trip, who'll pay for all the beer?

liberalNmoderation's picture

Ron @ 107:

liberalNmoderation @ 95:

Dr. Acula @ 91:

liberalNmoderation @ 76:

Thanks for the link!

No prob. check this out yo!
http://www.oldamericancentury.org

I ordered the book. In 1996 I was occupied with trying to keep from being one of the older employees being let go.

That 15% Solution book? Sounds very interesting. I will order it after the New Year...been so damn broke lately...

The Truth Hurts's picture

D.G. Bowman @ 42:

Seeing that idiotic photo of him ... hearing his faux Texas twang, mangling the language beyond recognition ... I have such an advanced case of Shrub fatigue that I will countenance no further exposure to the cretin of Crawford. I despise him beyond reason or description. He can't depart this nation, this continent -- this mortal coil -- fast enough. Of course, he'll live out his dotage in the secret jungles of Paraguay, counting his ill-gotten wealth like any good Nazi and smirking all the while. He screwed us all but good -- and what's worst of all is that he got away with it. He will never be held accountable.

You're absolutely right. Come January 2009, he'll shuffle down to Crawford, where he'll chop wood, watch sports, and sit out on the back porch. Then he'll jet around the country giving speeches to uptight conservatives who are pathetic enough to sit there and listen to Chimpy's stumbles. He'll grab his check on the way out and live happily ever after.

He'll be protected for the rest of his miserable life....at taxpayer expense of course.

liberalNmoderation's picture

ysbaddaden @ 109:

If boosh goes on a road trip, who'll pay for all the beer?

We will

IgnoranceIsNotBliss's picture

liberalNmoderation @ 112:

ysbaddaden @ 109:

If boosh goes on a road trip, who'll pay for all the beer?

We will

Damn, that just shot my beer budget all to hell.

Pursang's picture

He said this before Bhutto was assassinated. The coward will be too afraid to leave the U.S. now so I would think that the world is safe from any of his visits.

Amitola's picture

JTM @ 31:

Read this part carefully:

“We want to be well-perceived in the world,” Jeffrey said in an interview. “But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.”

That's the core mistake of this admin. They don't realize that these two things are not in competition for attention and time, since they are the same thing.

It appears to me that all of the policies that have been formulated by this administration with complicity from from the Congress, have been to protect the elites, the corporate lobbyists, the political cronies, the financial cabalists, and those who are working real hard to eliminate the middle class in this nation. We, the American citizens, need to be protected FROM our own government - I ain't afraid of no terrorists.

I sure hope if Bush travels abroad, he gets arrested and has his ass hauled off to the Hague to be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity for causing the deaths of thousands on 9/11 as well as in Afghanistan and Iraq. But, I won't be holding my breath, as I think it's more likely he and Cheney will be orchestrating another "attack" to justify "staying in office" for just a little longer.

carol's picture

It would be funny as hell if it were not so pathetic and sad. Put this maniac in a rubber room in a straight jacket and keep him there! We DO NOT need George Bush's "help".

ysbaddaden's picture

What's with the constipated expression?

Is he trying to turn the door handle

Or did he find larry craig tap-dancing in the White House latrine?

carol's picture

pissed off patricia @ 18:

Not only keep him at home, but duct tape his fu*king mouth shut. The world doesn't want the kind of goodwill he spreads at the end of a gun. He's like the insane uncle you wish would just stay in his room when you have guests over. You know if he shows his face something bad is about to said or done.

Totally agree!

ysbaddaden's picture

If an international arrest warrant was ever issued on booshco everytime they left our country they'd be subject to arrest.

sully18's picture

It would be exceptionally appropriate if he were put on the "No Fly List

abarts's picture

Condi has done such a wonderful job. Especially when she brings her sheet music with her.

ysbaddaden's picture

chainey musta beat boosh to the White House toilet.

You know those oil men, full of gas.

nohobear's picture

I was going to add something snarky about Bush, but I just can't work up the outrage right now. I am Bush fatigued. Happy new year to all, and I hope the S.O.B. is tried someday in international court and held accountable, but I am not betting on it.

EZ's picture

It is ironic that Blair (Bush's buddy) had a conversion to catholicism rather than alcoholism (Bush's conversion). Blair was about to be booted out but the Vatican had pity on him and Blair appeased them by becoming a catholic. What a joke!

Great! Blair (catholic) and Bush (the present day evangelicals/illuminatis) running the world show.

You would do the world a big favor by staying home.

Davia's picture

A Bush trip to another country costs that country millions, and there might not be great eagerness to have him visit.

In Germany, for instance, he insisted on the closure of highways on which he was to travel, a police security force of 26,000 men brought from all over the country at great expense, to stay in a town which was totally inaccessible during his visit - twice they were towns on the ocean with only one access road - cordoned off by police with constant police surveillance, with absolutely NO traffic within 5 miles of his hotel, and the closure of all businesses and schools so that the residents in the nearest town, but outside the 5 miles radius, would be kept inside their homes with the windows shut until one hour after his announced departure. During the second visit to Germany he additionally insisted on the building of a 15 kilometer, 20 foot fence surrounding the area of his hotel. Any "crowds" used for PR were small and hand picked by interview.

Not only is this problematic for business in the area and to the country's budget, it certainly does not change anyone's attitude about the USA.

Dahgrostab'ph-r-i's picture

What Bush has done around the world has already caused the bad will felt for America...so some how this idiot thinks two wrongs will make everything all right. great!

Edwin's picture

Canada almost arrested Bush when he came to visit in 20_ _. Not sure of date now. When I googled it, my old post from Haloscan (at C&L) came up. (Does that mean I'm famous now?) Here it is:

A few years ago, when Bush visited Canada, a large group of our lawmakers were poised to have him arrested for war crimes and crimes against humanity, the moment he stepped off the plane. Ultimately, conservative lawmakers felt we might get "nuked" if they were allowed to do so. Many Canadians did support the idea. I am one of them.
Edwin | 03.17.07 - 6:31 pm | #

I am still one of them in 2007~2008.

"Freedom" and "peace." Two words that will never be associated with George W. Bush, no matter what else he's associated with in the history books.

"Ineptitude" and "misconduct" would seem to fit, however. Let's try them instead.

FreedomOfInformationAct's picture

Vermont City issues arrest warrants for Bush and Cheney for War Crimes.

Pretty such, the boy blunder and the dickster shooter won't be able to leave their comfortable quarters because of the uproar to impeach them both.

That's why they purchased over 100,000 acres of land in Paraguay, which the nazi's knew very well did not honor extradition treaties with the United Nations.

Bush will be forced to flee, and cheney will go back to hq'ing Halliburton in Dubia.

Youffraita's picture

Russ Mason UK @ 1:

Make sure he doesn't come to the UK.

Please.

Allow me to disagree. Maybe it is time (and well past time) for Shrubbo to do a world tour, promulgating his idiocy to the global community.

It will not be good for the U.S. in the court of world opinion. But if the world laughs loudly enough at his idiocy, maybe the 25%ers will take the hint.

Nah--even I don't believe that. The 25%ers, with their collective IQ of 70, simply will regurgitate whatever Fox Noise tells them.

Bercebu48's picture

The face of an Idiot! What a chimp!

mudshark's picture

That foto up there is my alltime fave.........hehehehe.....there he is in all his glory....the Preznit of the United States of America..........and the sheeple still think that a repug is the answer.......stupid.

jon's picture

“We want to be well-perceived in the world,” Jeffrey said in an interview. “But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.”

Is this suppose to be ironical?

mudshark's picture

I also like the "So the left hand knows what the right hand knows".......yep....he put his right hand up when he said left hand......and his left hand up when he said right hand.......

mudshark's picture

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w8px_KyIFyo Lettermans top ten moments of GWB.....

tyree's picture

if i had my druthers ,id love to see bushes mouth sewn open on chenys asshole and id enjoy seeing bushes eyes pop open when bush has to relieve himself of a huge digested meal of fish!!!!!!!!!!!!

tyree's picture

sorry chenys meal

skyreader7's picture

The only thing missing from this picture is a sound track where Bush blurts out, "Hee Haw!"

lucifer's picture

meanwhile, suicide bombers are forecasted in shot supply in Middle East, Africa, Asia and South America in year 2008. demand has mysteriously shot up over the past week. stay tune for the good new in the coming months.

Kahoneez's picture

A . the so called "journalist" should be FIRED for asking such a dumb question , because that's like asking a GARBAGE MAN if wants to be a Chef today . I mean to we really have to over all crimes , bad decisions this megalomaniac has perpetrated ?

LanceThruster's picture

Being on the move will allow him to escape to his South American ranch in case Congress finally asserts itself and charges him with the crimes he's committed.

puck's picture

Please avoid the UK.
Please.

el kanuckistani's picture

"we want to be well-perceived in the world,” Jeffrey said in an interview.

Good way to accomplish that. Send out the clown.

Rush to War's picture

sENATOROR cLINTON has change her tune, a little bit too late, Both Clintdons need to be arrested as well for thier war crimes WACO TEXAS WAS A CRIME SCENE DESTROYED JUST LIKE MURRA BLDG IN OKLAHOMA.

Preacher Boob's picture

We'd be better off if his only home was in Crawford.

Larry Templeton's picture

To borrow from one of his State of the Union statements: He's a insect - rodent hybrid.

R'menbur' me folks. I'm the deciderer whose been bringin' death and destruction to the rest of the globals - ahehehe ahehehe (smirk and laugh). But in Texus, we all don't hold onto no grudges - ahehehe ahehehe (stupid vapid look). So furgit about all thim little diz-sasters I've bin so good at creatin', ain't it kind-r cute how I makes fun of my nonintellectuality - ahehehe ahehehe. Wouldn't ya like ta have a beer with me, instead a some librul ahehehe ahehehe (eyes crossed look of confusion).

neil's picture

What a clown...

evenplayingfield's picture

DoktorN @ 53:

Yes, sending the heavily-armed and armored presidential convoy into capitals that have been cleared of actual citizens so Failure Boy can have a photo op with leaders he doesn't give a shit about will really raise the esteem the rest of the world holds for him. He'll do a lot of damage during his last year, just to give everybody the finger. Petulant coward, fool, liar, bully, and drunk to the end.

Well said. Everything he does is a well-staged photo op. Remember his campaign speeches with everybody in the crowd is extremely well-dressed conservative look, polite, and admiring Bush. And the token minority in the background. It is all done for the camera. I wish he would stay home his last year and not embarass us. I worry every time he opens his mouth to answer a question that he is not prepared for. Completely unqualified yet elected twice!

steambomb's picture

Oh please! Say it isn't so!

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