To John Amato, the site monitors and a few of my fellow bloggers:
I owe you an apology for my behaviour on this site on Friday night.
I was an absolute idiot. I was very rude to the site monitor and some of my fellow posters. I had an allergic reaction to some medication that I was taking and had to be rushed to the hospital (just got out this morning) but that is no excuse.
I am deeply sorry to any that I offended!
Sincerely yours
GonzoD
[I wondered what your problem was. No worries about your postings. Glad you are better-Sitemonitor]
Take the gloves off next time. Let it all out. Appreciate the comment about Romney and his millions. Thuglicans don't donate to needy causes, though. Keep it up.
Nancy's fallen and she can't get up, but at least her health care is free...Looks like there were mafia connections in JFK's assassination. FEMA is screwing wildfire victims, too. [Still, I find it ironic that the same reason the feds can't bring mobile homes there is the same reason our stupid law-makers chose to ignore in allowing them to build houses there in the first place. Hillary tries to co-opt Edwards to beat Obama. Where's the beef?
The U.S. continues to lie about Iran's influence.
Snatched this off the Hollywood Elsewhere forums. Could we see a Gore/Obama
tag-team match this fall? The people too poor to afford housing are the ones who are squatting in the unsold ones.
Take care Gonzo. Welcome back. I didn't think you were acting like the usual Gonzo I had read and been familiar with a bit before. Glad to hear you are back. Stay strong.
Im not sure if this is really the sort of guest the KO should have on, i'd rather see someone like william "the Bloody" Kristol in a reality based face off:)
Dallas Morning News breaks a few stories today. Maybe the American Press is capable of being revived???
Tequila's JFK Link.
Story on Whistle-blower Sibel Edmonds.
I guess Larry Sinclair has filed a lawsuit against Barack Obama and David Axelrod. Mr. Sinclair alleges in a radio interview with Jeff Rense, that he and Obama did cocaine together and engaged in male-to-male adult relations.
I was wondering if anyone, else, has heard of this news?
11 Tequila Says:
The people at the CIA are dummies when it comes to dummy corporations.
After the Bush cartel outed Valerie Plame and Brewster, Jennings & Associates, they had to start over from scratch!
MRXXXX
I did see a youtube video about him saying he had sex and drugs with Obama. He is a scrungy looking guy that says he has a limo and he says Obama and him did this in the back of his limo. I think I can guarantee, it never happened.
Lewis had a bunch on his mind I could tell. But that last guest segment is always too short. They should shorten the Oddball segment and give the guest segment more time.
I guess Larry Sinclair has filed a lawsuit against Barack Obama and David Axelrod. Mr. Sinclair alleges in a radio interview with Jeff Rense, that he and Obama did cocaine together and engaged in male-to-male adult relations.
I was wondering if anyone, else, has heard of this news?
I hear about Mr. XXXX getting arrested in the men's room. It was claimed he tried to pick up an undercover officer using foot signals and hand gestures. While getting booked in, it was discovered he was wearing women's underwear and pasties.
I was telling GonzoD that just because he saw something written somewhere it wasn't necesarily true. If I wrote somewhere that he was a baby raper, It didn't mean it was true. I got up the next morning and checked back on open thread and you guys went on all night. Don't you ever sleep?
Larry Sinclair had sex with Obama right after Hillary Clinton had an affair with Vince Foster and then had him murdered and covered it up. I think that was sometime around when Rezko and the McDougals were busy selling land to both candidates. It was all just covered up by the vast left wing conspiracy that the vast right wing conspiracy is always warning us about.
i smoked a bit too much weed and went on a anti-Hillary posting spree on dailykos one night
anyway, obama needs to win on tuesday, so we can put the final nail in the clinton family already - the true progressive needs even more speed as we head into texas and ohio
i just hope that Wisconsin counts - i haven't go the clinton memo yet on if that one will matter or not because it seems only what she wins counts
It's not that I have a problem with black people. It's that I have a problem with cults.
Ommmmmmmmm.
and every state or person that doesn't support hillary just doesn't count, so what is the problem? i guess if too many blacks are in the state - it don't count. if too many educated people are in the state - it doesn't count. if it's a caucus it doesn't count.
Well really according to Mark Penn the primaries don't count either.
It's really hard to keep the Clinton talking points straight. I feel bad for her supporters after seeing this....
To John Amato, the site monitors and a few of my fellow bloggers:
I owe you an apology for my behaviour on this site on Friday night.
I was an absolute idiot. I was very rude to the site monitor and some of my fellow posters. I had an allergic reaction to some medication that I was taking and had to be rushed to the hospital (just got out this morning) but that is no excuse.
I am deeply sorry to any that I offended!
I think crooksandliars should highlight this very sickening sleaze being spread around the right wing sites today. I hate to give it any play, but I find this just disgusting. A lot of right wingers are running with this shit....
So McCain wants to focus on issues and specific solutions to problems. When asked how he planned to deal with the backed up toilet on the Straight Talk Express he answered:"Depends".
I guess Larry Sinclair has filed a lawsuit against Barack Obama and David Axelrod. Mr. Sinclair alleges in a radio interview with Jeff Rense, that he and Obama did cocaine together and engaged in male-to-male adult relations.
I was wondering if anyone, else, has heard of this news?
I hear about Mr. XXXX getting arrested in the men’s room. It was claimed he tried to pick up an undercover officer using foot signals and hand gestures. While getting booked in, it was discovered he was wearing women’s underwear and pasties.
Did you hear about that?
Yeah, I totally believe it. A guy in the airport in Hoboken approached me and flashed his ID--it identified him as Mr. XXXX (cute, huh, XXXX rated and all). Anyway, he offered to have his mother fellate me while his two year old alien child watched. I said he'd never convince me to vote for McPrisoner, no matter what.
I turned him down and told him I had no intention of joining the Republic party.
I beat a polygraph. It's not hard at all. Leisuresuit Larry is a jerk. How can there be any doubt? He's using the same lines as the man who exposed Haggard. Not even original thinking. And not even considering the source, people are very quick to give the story legs and run with it.
Rove could not have planned it any better. and it's already on three threads at C&L.
"LOOK! OVER HERE! GAY AND DRUGS IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH AS OBAMA!"
Anyone who complains about the reichwing should try not to help them.
The dude is spun. Sober? Mmkay? Slow the frick down Funny Monkey Catholic..er whatever. Bill Hicks, you are very very missed. At least with Bill, you get the punchline. Otherwise, I'll have what he's having, when I torture my pets.
The dude is spun. Sober? Mmkay? Slow the frick down Funny Monkey Catholic..er whatever. Bill Hicks, you are very very missed. At least with Bill, you get the punchline. Otherwise, I'll have what he's having, when I torture my pets.
He's a Jewish Catholic priest Aikido master. Clever neurotic with a double-load of guilt and spins constantly...with nice hair.
Should I laugh and think you're clever? Or are you calling me a nut?
That depends - were you comparing me to Lube?
'Cause we have a mildly snarky history that I intended as friendly banter and appreciation of the artistic symbolism or your moniker, and you posted right under me @39 re astrolubejob, who's basically an idiot-troll. There are three possibilities:
1. Coincidental positioning having nothing to do with me, in which case take my reply as a commiserative comment re I sometimes feel I must be crazy based on the insanity of the apparent norm.
2. It was friendly teasing, see #1.
3. It was a maladroit snark, in which case my reply had a sexual pitch to it, intending for you to catch the essence, as it were.
One of the most interesting political experiments has been in motion and taking shape for several hundred years. Some call it the American experiment. Here, a group of dedicated citizens that we know of pulled together, at one time, to form ideals placed in documents called the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution and Amendments listing out a Bill of Rights forming America as we know it today. My discussion in the next paragraph illustrates the gains and loses in race, economics, and politics as a result of this establishment. But shows the extraordinary transition this mind set has affected America.
Many students in their study could agree with this straight forward simple statement reflecting on the serious implications that are always in motion with this new Government. This effort was the basic in political achievements towards justice to better social development.
Here, taking the mind of a King of England, a tyrant, grown and groomed through centuries, thought to be inspired and totally connected to the divine, Leadership is finally challenged and changed; The Kings mind and thoughts are sectioned and shared. Here, a body of people now shares in making the law of the land and cultural development called the Legislative branch of government, the Congress of Representatives and the Senate. Then we have a Judicial branch, a body of people to make “Decisions” that discusses and concludes ideals measuring the order in social event to laws made that guide them. Then an Executive Branch that should defend the Constitution, tend to day to day operations, and report status periodically looking to the future, and at the State of the Union message deliver the success and short falls.
So Whats my point ?
As more and more Americans all of a sudden realize this new brilliant effort by our fore fathers is in a tangled mess now. Worse yet, a striking illustration I am about to point out that embodies the ideals of how one does not have the abilities to understand in fundamentals, rejections, acceptations, or changes be it race, economics, or politics, even with a brilliant education. Here, Barack Hussein Obama is a glaring example of media twisted hype gone awry.
Interestingly Barack Hussein Obama given the opportunity in a very distinguished Chicago Law school, University of Chicago, to teach the Constitutional Law that drives America is in question . More over doing it for some eight years is ample time to develop and reflect some sort of stand on the principles or basics of freedom and Democracy in our American Government to develop some kind of opinion.
But, Startlingly in Obama’s book called the “Audacity of Hope” does seem some what supportive of the American way, but, in my opinion this comment rips it apart in the very beginning prologue to say He, Obama, offers no unifying theory of American Government, nor do these pages provide a manifesto for action, complete with charts and graphs, timetables and a ten point plans show me a total vacuum in what he could believe in. Absolutely stunningly by passed by an army of educated intellectuals or which shouldn’t be a surprise, Mainstream Media and major politicals are mixing, what one could conclude as a dud statement, delivering culture with bias at levels that express confusion when not challenged.
Yes we can, what ? Extraordinary, to top that off the paragraph:
“He, Obama says, That’s the topic of this book: how we might begin the process of changing our politics and our civic life. This isn’t to say that I know exactly how to do it. I don’t”.
Here, Obama, said he doesn’t know how to do this change!
Absolutely, incredible to me that disserves a good laugh. Astonishes me that thousands of people especially college students, Democrats and those so called “Obamacans” today follow this vacuum. Here, an extraordinary period in time having leadership of mix faith, and mixed heritage, a white mother Christian, and a Black father atheist changed to a devout Moslem, educated at youth in some catholic and some predominately Muslim schools, later at Harvard University, is a leading candidate for the president of the United States, tells us he doesn’t know how to change, continuously rants, Change you can believe in. Incredible.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
I always liked him.
He puts his frustration and anger to good use... comedy :D
As for shrub... I can't believe there's anybody who still backs that loser. The only people I've met who still do are the kind of folks you wouldn't want to meet on a cold dark night because they'd probably gut you, steal your belongings and then justify it because you aren't xian. You know, people too stupid to see reason. Racists and xenophobes still like shrub a lot because they love hate speech. It makes them moist in their panties to hear shrub back up all the garbage in their close minded, fearful little minds.
The only other friends shrub has are the rich. I've met some who would rather join the taliban than admit shrub might have been wrong on anything. Speak ill of the high holy moron in their presence and they'll have you up on charges. These folks are wealthy and mentally unstable so you can see why shrub would be their first and only choice.
January will not come soon enough.
Global Warming Denier/Skeptic Stupidity Update: Another subprime-mortgage-meltdown-sized risk could be looming for investors: global warming. That alarm was sounded Thursday at an investor summit at the United Nations headquarters, at which 480 investors, pension fund leaders and corporate executives from around the globe were warned that the vast majority of companies are ill-prepared for the Earth's changing climate.
- http://www.financialpost.com/story.html?id=308936
By the day....the new universe to house their stupidity is exponentially expanded
Yet Another Reason WHY No Nuclear Power: As Nuclear Waste Languishes, Expense to U.S. Rises - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/17/us/17nuke.html?_r=1&th=&adxnnl=1&emc=t...
Forgotten but not gone, the waste from more than 100 nuclear reactors that the federal government was supposed to start accepting for burial 10 years ago is still at the reactor sites, at least 20 years behind schedule. But it is making itself felt in the federal budget.
With court orders and settlements, the federal government has already paid the utilities $342 million, but is virtually certain to pay a total of at least $7 billion in the next few years and probably over $11 billion, government officials said. The industry said the total could reach $35 billion.
The payments come from an obscure and poorly understood government account that requires no new Congressional appropriations, and will balloon in size, experts said.
Each reactor typically creates about 20 tons of waste a year, which is approximately two new casks, at roughly $1 million each. If a repository or interim site opened, clearing the backlog would take decades, experts say. At present, waste is in temporary storage at 122 sites in 39 states.
The government has spent $11 billion on Yucca Mountain, Mr. Sproat said. The project has dragged on so long that some of the research data is stored on obsolete computers that must be replaced, program officials said.
BRAZIL: GM Maize ‘Worst Tragedy’ of Lula Administration - NGOs - http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41228
Non-governmental organizations actively involved in the Campaign for a GM-Free Brazil are protesting against what they call "the worst tragedy" to befall the country during the government of President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva: the release for cultivation and sale of two transgenic varieties of maize.
Hugo Chávez and High Anxiety at the NYT - http://www.venezuelanalysis.com/analysis/3161
We've been conditioned to believe the New York Times. By contrast, you assume that anything owned by Rupert Murdoch is full of lies, and that's what you always get. This predictability has a calming effect on the mind. It reassures you. The Times is more subtle. Sometimes one line of truth among all the lies makes you believe the entire article.
Another village idiot for the presidency? - http://mwcnews.net/content/view/20287/42
More than just a catchy title that captures our darker feelings about the GOPigs, this article hits Bush third term candidate John "more-of-the-same" McCain hard in many ways; for example -- "How can the Grand Old Party consent to be represented by anyone like John McCain… a person irrelevant in just about every aspect of the party's conservative tradition; a true morbid warmonger just like the present occupant of the White House; a phony funny-racist; an inarticulate man… one lacking minimal brain power? "
Chomsky on World Ownership - http://www.fpif.org/fpiftxt/4920
Noam Chomsky is a noted linguist, author, and foreign policy expert. On January 15, Michael Shank interviewed him on the latest developments in U.S. policy toward Iraq, Iran, and Pakistan. In the first part of this two-part interview, Chomsky also discussed how the U.S. government’s belief in its ownership of the world shapes its foreign policy.
BAE: secret papers reveal threats from Saudi prince - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/15/bae.armstrade
Saudi Arabia's rulers threatened to make it easier for terrorists to attack London unless corruption investigations into their arms deals were halted, according to court documents revealed yesterday.
'Prince' Bandar Bush....Bush Family liason/pimp to House of Saud....the GOP/Big Oil/Saudi Arabia....the real Axis...
Only the Bush Crime Family Can Reduce Troops in Iraq That Ends Up in An Increase In Troops There by This Summer - http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/news/news-iraq-usa-troops.html
More than 670 Groups From All 50 States Call for Cap-and-Trade Climate Legislation To Protect America's Wildlife Legacy
"America's sportsmen have a special connection to the outdoors, and for that reason we are on the front lines of global warming," said Larry Schweiger, President and CEO, National Wildlife Federation.It has been impossible to ignore the changes happening before our eyes--you don't need to be a scientist to feel that something is seriously wrong. As a grandfather who looks forward to a time when I can fish with my grandson, I strongly believe we must work together to preserve America's sporting traditions for our children's future."
"This is not a matter of liberal versus conservative," said Simon Roosevelt, sportsman and great-great grandson of President Theodore Roosevelt. "And it's not about being red or blue-or even green. It's a matter of common sense. It's about the future."
bush in africa says , nobody should be dieing from malaria , better dieing from ieds!!!!!!!! god the man has so much compashion! condi agrees ,says and for gods sakes watch out fer them mushroom clouds , youall!
i dont have anything against richard lewis , but hes not very funny ! mostly its just jibberish! about the same as most of the humor if thats what humor has become on saturday night live . and ive stopped renting comedy videos cause most of its crap anymore , movies , books , have really been dumbded down , it seems like people will buy anything the intertainment industry puts out, thiers only a few movies worth watching and very little worth watching on tv, i guess i got jaded after they stopped makeing movies like lonesome dove , even the sequells of lonesome dove are crap though. where have all the good writers gone ?
so whats next, the thugs start posting hillary's a lesbian again??
Al franken did an informative bit on howthe republican planted press questions would inject intothepublic debate inuendos such as "Are you still beating your wife and engaging in illicit sex with hybrid humans?"
We really need to bring lible and defamatory suits back on line in this country to stop that...
(BTW though I find my selfs physically and intellectually attracted to hillary, does that make me a lesbian trapped in a mans body??? No cause to me Obama is the logical choice...)
Wow, I nomally watch Keith everynight but I missed that one. Thanks S&L. Great to see Richard back. I missed him. His mind works so fast he can hardly get all the jokes in. By contrast Bush's mind works so slow he has to be spoon fed,as we know.
93 Barry Says: Wow, I nomally watch Keith everynight but I missed that one. Thanks S&L. Great to see Richard back. I missed him. His mind works so fast he can hardly get all the jokes in. By contrast Bush’s mind works so slow he has to be spoon fed,as we know.
I had abandoned that thread, but got bored last nite and caught it in reruns (lol - good one). It'll show up on the next McCain-unable or late-nite-open-thread. Good lookin' out! Thanks!
To John Amato, the site monitors and a few of my fellow bloggers:
I owe you an apology for my behaviour on this site on Friday night.
I was an absolute idiot. I was very rude to the site monitor and some of my fellow posters. I had an allergic reaction to some medication that I was taking and had to be rushed to the hospital (just got out this morning) but that is no excuse.
I am deeply sorry to any that I offended!
Sincerely yours
GonzoD
[I wondered what your problem was. No worries about your postings. Glad you are better-Sitemonitor]
not familiar w/fri nites antics, but i respect your apology. way to step up.
Gonzo, no need to say you're sorry, we've all been there. For me it was Gin and tonics with wellbutron/xanax chasers...and a few annoying trolls.
Thanks Richard.
Take the gloves off next time. Let it all out. Appreciate the comment about Romney and his millions. Thuglicans don't donate to needy causes, though. Keep it up.
Greasus Chrisco - can Richard Lewis string two ideas together in ANY COHERENT FORM WHATSOEVER???
The man's brain is blown. Clearly, cocaine was the best thing that ever happened to him, and now he's given it up.
Strawberrybitch Says:
That's the worst part! I wasn't even drinking! I did have hallucinations, though. For a little while, I thought it was the 70s again!
I dunno, I had no trouble following him.
Nancy's fallen and she can't get up, but at least her health care is free...Looks like there were mafia connections in JFK's assassination. FEMA is screwing wildfire victims, too. [Still, I find it ironic that the same reason the feds can't bring mobile homes there is the same reason our stupid law-makers chose to ignore in allowing them to build houses there in the first place. Hillary tries to co-opt Edwards to beat Obama. Where's the beef?
The U.S. continues to lie about Iran's influence.
Snatched this off the Hollywood Elsewhere forums. Could we see a Gore/Obama
tag-team match this fall? The people too poor to afford housing are the ones who are squatting in the unsold ones.
Take care Gonzo. Welcome back. I didn't think you were acting like the usual Gonzo I had read and been familiar with a bit before. Glad to hear you are back. Stay strong.
The people at the CIA are dummies when it comes to dummy corporations.
Ben Stein is endorsing anti-evolution propaganda.
Im not sure if this is really the sort of guest the KO should have on, i'd rather see someone like william "the Bloody" Kristol in a reality based face off:)
Dallas Morning News breaks a few stories today. Maybe the American Press is capable of being revived???
Tequila's JFK Link.
Story on Whistle-blower Sibel Edmonds.
Thank you Dallas Morning News.
"Everybody must get stoned" ~ Bob Dylan
'nite all!
Anyone ever hear of a man named Larry Sinclair?
I guess Larry Sinclair has filed a lawsuit against Barack Obama and David Axelrod. Mr. Sinclair alleges in a radio interview with Jeff Rense, that he and Obama did cocaine together and engaged in male-to-male adult relations.
I was wondering if anyone, else, has heard of this news?
Gonzo, I didn't feel insulted, but it didn't seem like you. I thought it was an imposter repug troll. All is forgiven
I love Richard Lewis, he's in pain, give him a break. He and Keith are friends, which I find rather interesting. Both big thinkers.
11 Tequila Says:
The people at the CIA are dummies when it comes to dummy corporations.
After the Bush cartel outed Valerie Plame and Brewster, Jennings & Associates, they had to start over from scratch!
MRXXXX
I did see a youtube video about him saying he had sex and drugs with Obama. He is a scrungy looking guy that says he has a limo and he says Obama and him did this in the back of his limo. I think I can guarantee, it never happened.
Lewis had a bunch on his mind I could tell. But that last guest segment is always too short. They should shorten the Oddball segment and give the guest segment more time.
President Huckabee (R) - Heaven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xgtAWfSWM
Richard was great on Howard Stern last week...
I dig the brother. Richard is funny as hell.
Hey Gonzo, I'm glad you are back and feeling well.
Does this mean you're voting for Obama?
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 25:
Amen.
tHeGaMeOfLiFe Says: I dig the brother. Richard is funny as hell.
Hey Gonzo, I’m glad you are back and feeling well.
Does this mean you’re voting for Obama?
I owe you an apology also. You commented on something that Gonzo said and I was responding to his comment also. Sorry for the mix up.
Tequila @ 11:
Gawd what dummies. I bet when they were sent overseas to one of their dummy corporation it was called a vacation.
More of our money down the drain.
Current McName List:
McSundowner
McCatatonic
McCaintgonnalastmuchlonger
McDepends
McMyfriends
McFlipflop
McGlazedgaze
McCandidate
McCandlesawickinapuddle
McInsane
McLame
McAintooproudtabeg
McTreason
McHypocrite
McBeach Boy
McCan’t
McCrazed
McCallMeWhenItsOver
McDouche
McDouchebag
McRage
McMaverick(McNot)
McCave
McCrazy
McCreepy
McMoron
McShithead
McRetard
McRethuglicontheotard
McKillemall
McDementia
McCancer
McCroaker
McCracked
McMeshuggah(nah)
McCain-unable
McDiaper
McCrashy
McCaca
McCrustypants
McInane'nthemembrane
McBore(ing)
McStepford
Mc'teched
McDick - Mc'taint - McAsshole
McCapitulator
McBomby
McYellowTeeth
McSlime
McScarface
McScarem
McCantankerous
McPain
McPiehole
McCheeks
McSchmuckabeesbiotch
McIdiot
McDiddler
McBain
McWhereAmI
McAreYouMyNurse?
McIfIAintInTheBathroomWhyAmICrapping?
McLiar
McPhoney
McMoreofthesame
McCanus
McKinky
McBaneOfMyExistence
McTurncoat
McCrazyEyes
McWeiner
McWimpy
McStinkyPants
McTortureSucksNoItRules
McKiddingHimself
McLoser
McLackOfPrinciples
McWarmonger
McCankle
McCelebutard
McQaida
McConstipated
McCandyass
McCashWhore
McKaboom
McNitwit
McPutz
McTorture
McDense
Mcinsain
McStain
McCheneyInsurance
McCaintalwaysgetwhatyouwant
McKeatingfiver
McDukeNukem
McIraq
= 96 LOL's :-)
Pile on, C&L'ers!
Will update at my convenience on pertinent threads.
8-D
Mr. XXXX @ 17:
I hear about Mr. XXXX getting arrested in the men's room. It was claimed he tried to pick up an undercover officer using foot signals and hand gestures. While getting booked in, it was discovered he was wearing women's underwear and pasties.
Did you hear about that?
GonzoD: I didn't see the exchange, but was the drug codeine, by any chance? I'm told I turned into a little monster when I had codeine as a kid.
Kosovo is free(for now).
Ron @ 27:
I'm glad that's straighten out. What was the quote? Anyway I had fun.
Proud2bHumbl@29
HAHAHAHA
You are so wrong. McCheeky
After Larry Craig and the Congresisonal Page scandal, I don't put anything past these politicians.
The "I did Obama's Noodle" story is on World Net Daily.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/
Is it true? Well, the guy is getting $10G just for taking a lie detector test. ($100G for passing it.)
But he DID put his face and name to the story (assuming that's his name.) He supposedly filed a suit.
Big time hit? Or truth?
One inkling that this is true, and the Obama circus tent comes down immeidately.
But if there is one, there likely will be others.
I was telling GonzoD that just because he saw something written somewhere it wasn't necesarily true. If I wrote somewhere that he was a baby raper, It didn't mean it was true. I got up the next morning and checked back on open thread and you guys went on all night. Don't you ever sleep?
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 34:
#97 lol
8-)
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 34:
...but it feels so right.
lubie@35
He's a nut just like you.
loubie Says: After Larry Craig and the Congresisonal Page scandal, I don’t put anything past these politicians.
The “I did Obama’s Noodle” story is on World Net Daily.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/
Is it true? Well, the guy is getting $10G just for taking a lie detector test. ($100G for passing it.)
But he DID put his face and name to the story (assuming that’s his name.) He supposedly filed a suit.
Big time hit? Or truth?
One inkling that this is true, and the Obama circus tent comes down immeidately.
But if there is one, there likely will be others.
loubie, loubie, loubie, we all know you have a vendetta against the black senator. I will give you as much credibility as I give this a-hole,
I thought Richard was on drugs despite his claims of sobriety. He was "speeding" 100 miles an hour.
Late,
qse32
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 39:
Sometimes you feel like a nut, in tHeGaMeOfLiFe.
Proud2bHumble Says: tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 39:
lubie@35
He’s a nut just like you.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, in tHeGaMeOfLiFe.
Then you grab a Snickers.
Every criticism of Obama is race-related, right?
It's not that I have a problem with black people. It's that I have a problem with cults.
Ommmmmmmmm.
Larry Sinclair had sex with Obama right after Hillary Clinton had an affair with Vince Foster and then had him murdered and covered it up. I think that was sometime around when Rezko and the McDougals were busy selling land to both candidates. It was all just covered up by the vast left wing conspiracy that the vast right wing conspiracy is always warning us about.
/tinfoil
Barak Obammmmmmmmmmmmmma.
Obammmmmmmmmmmmmma.
Obammmmmmmmmmma.
Obammmmmmmmma.
Yes, I see. I see!!!! He DOES walk on water! Although he needs PAC money to do it.
loubie Says: Every criticism of Obama is race-related, right?
It’s not that I have a problem with black people. It’s that I have a problem with cults.
Ommmmmmmmm.
And I'm allergic to nuts. So you get CNN and you believe everything you see on The TV. Another dumbed down American. Isn't the media just great.
i smoked a bit too much weed and went on a anti-Hillary posting spree on dailykos one night
anyway, obama needs to win on tuesday, so we can put the final nail in the clinton family already - the true progressive needs even more speed as we head into texas and ohio
i just hope that Wisconsin counts - i haven't go the clinton memo yet on if that one will matter or not because it seems only what she wins counts
loubie @ 44:
and every state or person that doesn't support hillary just doesn't count, so what is the problem? i guess if too many blacks are in the state - it don't count. if too many educated people are in the state - it doesn't count. if it's a caucus it doesn't count.
Well really according to Mark Penn the primaries don't count either.
It's really hard to keep the Clinton talking points straight. I feel bad for her supporters after seeing this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQD-MsSpfI&eurl=http://www.dailykos.com/...
Ron @ 43:
I'm snickering right now. How'dja know?
Ron @ 47:
Lube gets his online news from wnd and has both Star and Globe delivered to make sure he gets a diverse and balanced perspective, dontcha lube?
GonzoD @ 1:
hell yes its an excuse
thank god you are alright
richard lewis has turned depression into an art
and i heard another wingnut talker compare obama to hitler tonite
christ, the echo machine is fast
this is what happens after 8 years listening to a president who can barely speak english
I thought this thread was about Richard Lewis???
Qse: Richard's M/O is neurotic chatter, train jumps the tracks every other word or two--it's what he's been doing since the 80ies.
I think crooksandliars should highlight this very sickening sleaze being spread around the right wing sites today. I hate to give it any play, but I find this just disgusting. A lot of right wingers are running with this shit....
http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=56626
Ron @ 40:
well this guy has larry beat by a mile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_wRb8J_bjM&feature=related
Of course, that's what they do. Then lougie spreads their propaganda.
I AM GLAD TO SEE THE BUSH BOYS RECALLED ALL THE 143 MILLION LBS. OF BEEF. AFTER ALL OUR SCHOOL CHILDREN ATE IT ALL. WHAT A BUNCH OF MORRONS!!!!
So McCain wants to focus on issues and specific solutions to problems. When asked how he planned to deal with the backed up toilet on the Straight Talk Express he answered:"Depends".
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 34:
McPander ?
Good night all.
Mr. XXXX @ 17:
Anyone ever hear of a man named Larry Sinclair?
I guess Larry Sinclair has filed a lawsuit against Barack Obama and David Axelrod. Mr. Sinclair alleges in a radio interview with Jeff Rense, that he and Obama did cocaine together and engaged in male-to-male adult relations.
I was wondering if anyone, else, has heard of this news?
I hear about Mr. XXXX getting arrested in the men’s room. It was claimed he tried to pick up an undercover officer using foot signals and hand gestures. While getting booked in, it was discovered he was wearing women’s underwear and pasties.
Did you hear about that?
Yeah, I totally believe it. A guy in the airport in Hoboken approached me and flashed his ID--it identified him as Mr. XXXX (cute, huh, XXXX rated and all). Anyway, he offered to have his mother fellate me while his two year old alien child watched. I said he'd never convince me to vote for McPrisoner, no matter what.
I turned him down and told him I had no intention of joining the Republic party.
Obama now ahead in ARG poll in Texas, and Rasmussen has Obama ahead in PENNSYL-FREAKIN-VANIA!!
I'd say Ed Rendell's white voters aren't as white as he is.
Peter G @ 60:
Haha! #98 :-)
GonzoD @ 1:
my apologies. I had no excuse and I started it.
McJagger
Orangutan. @ 66:
lol!
Already have McAintooproudtabeg, but will accept McJaggoff in your honor.
compromise:
McJaggoffer
Proud2bHumble @ 68:
#99 :-)
Proud2bHumble @ 42:
Should I laugh and think you're clever? Or are you calling me a nut?
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 70:
That depends - were you comparing me to Lube?
I beat a polygraph. It's not hard at all. Leisuresuit Larry is a jerk. How can there be any doubt? He's using the same lines as the man who exposed Haggard. Not even original thinking. And not even considering the source, people are very quick to give the story legs and run with it.
Rove could not have planned it any better. and it's already on three threads at C&L.
"LOOK! OVER HERE! GAY AND DRUGS IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH AS OBAMA!"
Anyone who complains about the reichwing should try not to help them.
The dude is spun. Sober? Mmkay? Slow the frick down Funny Monkey Catholic..er whatever. Bill Hicks, you are very very missed. At least with Bill, you get the punchline. Otherwise, I'll have what he's having, when I torture my pets.
Shawn @ 73:
He's a Jewish Catholic priest Aikido master. Clever neurotic with a double-load of guilt and spins constantly...with nice hair.
bush was great for comics for a while now he's not great for anything.
Proud2bHumble @ 71:
'Cause we have a mildly snarky history that I intended as friendly banter and appreciation of the artistic symbolism or your moniker, and you posted right under me @39 re astrolubejob, who's basically an idiot-troll. There are three possibilities:
1. Coincidental positioning having nothing to do with me, in which case take my reply as a commiserative comment re I sometimes feel I must be crazy based on the insanity of the apparent norm.
2. It was friendly teasing, see #1.
3. It was a maladroit snark, in which case my reply had a sexual pitch to it, intending for you to catch the essence, as it were.
Calling it a nite, will check back in the AM...
"Last word, freak." - Melvin Udall
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The Walnut;
The single-seeded nuts contain no endosperm; the edible portion is the corrugated, meaty seed leaves of the embryo itself.
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1E1-walnut.html
"Hitler should beware the fury of an aroused democracy."-- Eisenhower, 1939.
truely funny. He sneaks the jokes in so fast.
One of the most interesting political experiments has been in motion and taking shape for several hundred years. Some call it the American experiment. Here, a group of dedicated citizens that we know of pulled together, at one time, to form ideals placed in documents called the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution and Amendments listing out a Bill of Rights forming America as we know it today. My discussion in the next paragraph illustrates the gains and loses in race, economics, and politics as a result of this establishment. But shows the extraordinary transition this mind set has affected America.
Many students in their study could agree with this straight forward simple statement reflecting on the serious implications that are always in motion with this new Government. This effort was the basic in political achievements towards justice to better social development.
Here, taking the mind of a King of England, a tyrant, grown and groomed through centuries, thought to be inspired and totally connected to the divine, Leadership is finally challenged and changed; The Kings mind and thoughts are sectioned and shared. Here, a body of people now shares in making the law of the land and cultural development called the Legislative branch of government, the Congress of Representatives and the Senate. Then we have a Judicial branch, a body of people to make “Decisions” that discusses and concludes ideals measuring the order in social event to laws made that guide them. Then an Executive Branch that should defend the Constitution, tend to day to day operations, and report status periodically looking to the future, and at the State of the Union message deliver the success and short falls.
So Whats my point ?
As more and more Americans all of a sudden realize this new brilliant effort by our fore fathers is in a tangled mess now. Worse yet, a striking illustration I am about to point out that embodies the ideals of how one does not have the abilities to understand in fundamentals, rejections, acceptations, or changes be it race, economics, or politics, even with a brilliant education. Here, Barack Hussein Obama is a glaring example of media twisted hype gone awry.
Interestingly Barack Hussein Obama given the opportunity in a very distinguished Chicago Law school, University of Chicago, to teach the Constitutional Law that drives America is in question . More over doing it for some eight years is ample time to develop and reflect some sort of stand on the principles or basics of freedom and Democracy in our American Government to develop some kind of opinion.
But, Startlingly in Obama’s book called the “Audacity of Hope” does seem some what supportive of the American way, but, in my opinion this comment rips it apart in the very beginning prologue to say He, Obama, offers no unifying theory of American Government, nor do these pages provide a manifesto for action, complete with charts and graphs, timetables and a ten point plans show me a total vacuum in what he could believe in. Absolutely stunningly by passed by an army of educated intellectuals or which shouldn’t be a surprise, Mainstream Media and major politicals are mixing, what one could conclude as a dud statement, delivering culture with bias at levels that express confusion when not challenged.
Yes we can, what ? Extraordinary, to top that off the paragraph:
“He, Obama says, That’s the topic of this book: how we might begin the process of changing our politics and our civic life. This isn’t to say that I know exactly how to do it. I don’t”.
Here, Obama, said he doesn’t know how to do this change!
Absolutely, incredible to me that disserves a good laugh. Astonishes me that thousands of people especially college students, Democrats and those so called “Obamacans” today follow this vacuum. Here, an extraordinary period in time having leadership of mix faith, and mixed heritage, a white mother Christian, and a Black father atheist changed to a devout Moslem, educated at youth in some catholic and some predominately Muslim schools, later at Harvard University, is a leading candidate for the president of the United States, tells us he doesn’t know how to change, continuously rants, Change you can believe in. Incredible.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
I always liked him.
He puts his frustration and anger to good use... comedy :D
As for shrub... I can't believe there's anybody who still backs that loser. The only people I've met who still do are the kind of folks you wouldn't want to meet on a cold dark night because they'd probably gut you, steal your belongings and then justify it because you aren't xian. You know, people too stupid to see reason. Racists and xenophobes still like shrub a lot because they love hate speech. It makes them moist in their panties to hear shrub back up all the garbage in their close minded, fearful little minds.
The only other friends shrub has are the rich. I've met some who would rather join the taliban than admit shrub might have been wrong on anything. Speak ill of the high holy moron in their presence and they'll have you up on charges. These folks are wealthy and mentally unstable so you can see why shrub would be their first and only choice.
January will not come soon enough.
Daily Reading pt 1...
Global Warming Denier/Skeptic Stupidity Update: Another subprime-mortgage-meltdown-sized risk could be looming for investors: global warming. That alarm was sounded Thursday at an investor summit at the United Nations headquarters, at which 480 investors, pension fund leaders and corporate executives from around the globe were warned that the vast majority of companies are ill-prepared for the Earth's changing climate.
- http://www.financialpost.com/story.html?id=308936
By the day....the new universe to house their stupidity is exponentially expanded
Yet Another Reason WHY No Nuclear Power: As Nuclear Waste Languishes, Expense to U.S. Rises - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/17/us/17nuke.html?_r=1&th=&adxnnl=1&emc=t...
Forgotten but not gone, the waste from more than 100 nuclear reactors that the federal government was supposed to start accepting for burial 10 years ago is still at the reactor sites, at least 20 years behind schedule. But it is making itself felt in the federal budget.
With court orders and settlements, the federal government has already paid the utilities $342 million, but is virtually certain to pay a total of at least $7 billion in the next few years and probably over $11 billion, government officials said. The industry said the total could reach $35 billion.
The payments come from an obscure and poorly understood government account that requires no new Congressional appropriations, and will balloon in size, experts said.
Each reactor typically creates about 20 tons of waste a year, which is approximately two new casks, at roughly $1 million each. If a repository or interim site opened, clearing the backlog would take decades, experts say. At present, waste is in temporary storage at 122 sites in 39 states.
The government has spent $11 billion on Yucca Mountain, Mr. Sproat said. The project has dragged on so long that some of the research data is stored on obsolete computers that must be replaced, program officials said.
Clinton, Obama Supporters Say Nomination Fight May Hurt Party - http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20080217/pl_bloomberg/a1ovswm6eoe;_ylt...
Democrats Look for Way to Avoid Convention Rift - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/16/us/politics/16delegates.html?ei=5065&e...
BRAZIL: GM Maize ‘Worst Tragedy’ of Lula Administration - NGOs - http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41228
Non-governmental organizations actively involved in the Campaign for a GM-Free Brazil are protesting against what they call "the worst tragedy" to befall the country during the government of President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva: the release for cultivation and sale of two transgenic varieties of maize.
Daily Reading pt 2...
Hugo Chávez and High Anxiety at the NYT - http://www.venezuelanalysis.com/analysis/3161
We've been conditioned to believe the New York Times. By contrast, you assume that anything owned by Rupert Murdoch is full of lies, and that's what you always get. This predictability has a calming effect on the mind. It reassures you. The Times is more subtle. Sometimes one line of truth among all the lies makes you believe the entire article.
Another village idiot for the presidency? - http://mwcnews.net/content/view/20287/42
More than just a catchy title that captures our darker feelings about the GOPigs, this article hits Bush third term candidate John "more-of-the-same" McCain hard in many ways; for example -- "How can the Grand Old Party consent to be represented by anyone like John McCain… a person irrelevant in just about every aspect of the party's conservative tradition; a true morbid warmonger just like the present occupant of the White House; a phony funny-racist; an inarticulate man… one lacking minimal brain power? "
Chomsky on World Ownership - http://www.fpif.org/fpiftxt/4920
Noam Chomsky is a noted linguist, author, and foreign policy expert. On January 15, Michael Shank interviewed him on the latest developments in U.S. policy toward Iraq, Iran, and Pakistan. In the first part of this two-part interview, Chomsky also discussed how the U.S. government’s belief in its ownership of the world shapes its foreign policy.
Houses of Faith Turning Green: The Most Environmentally Friendly Synagogue in America Opens in Illinois - http://shalomrav.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/what-makes-a-green-shul-green/
ANOTHER McCAIN FLIP FLOP: New McCain Rips Old McCain’s Argument That Bush Tax Cuts Benefit The ‘Wealthy’ - http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/17/mccain-wealthy-taxes/
BAE: secret papers reveal threats from Saudi prince - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/15/bae.armstrade
Saudi Arabia's rulers threatened to make it easier for terrorists to attack London unless corruption investigations into their arms deals were halted, according to court documents revealed yesterday.
'Prince' Bandar Bush....Bush Family liason/pimp to House of Saud....the GOP/Big Oil/Saudi Arabia....the real Axis...
Daily Reading pt 3...
Only the Bush Crime Family Can Reduce Troops in Iraq That Ends Up in An Increase In Troops There by This Summer - http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/news/news-iraq-usa-troops.html
Obama and Edwards Meet in North Carolina. Edwards Reportedly Still Torn About Who to Endorse. - http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080217/D8USBCUO0.html
Dennis Kucinich Has a Congressional Primary on His Hand. - http://blog.cleveland.com/openers/2008/02/kucinich_gets_jump_on_televisi...
F-Bombs away: AP Probes John McCain's Temper - http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_con...
The Top 10 Con-servative Idiots of the Week - http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10/325
Check out the pic on #10...
America's Sportsmen Take Aim at Congress: Global Warming Threatens Hunting, Fishing Traditions
http://www.targetglobalwarming.org/release/signonletter
More than 670 Groups From All 50 States Call for Cap-and-Trade Climate Legislation To Protect America's Wildlife Legacy
"America's sportsmen have a special connection to the outdoors, and for that reason we are on the front lines of global warming," said Larry Schweiger, President and CEO, National Wildlife Federation.It has been impossible to ignore the changes happening before our eyes--you don't need to be a scientist to feel that something is seriously wrong. As a grandfather who looks forward to a time when I can fish with my grandson, I strongly believe we must work together to preserve America's sporting traditions for our children's future."
"This is not a matter of liberal versus conservative," said Simon Roosevelt, sportsman and great-great grandson of President Theodore Roosevelt. "And it's not about being red or blue-or even green. It's a matter of common sense. It's about the future."
Am I the only one that finds Richard Lewis as funny as wearing rubber pants over a heat rash?
78 Paul in LA Says: “Hitler should beware the fury of an aroused democracy.”– Eisenhower, 1939.
Republicans are too. That's why we can no longer go to 7-11 to pick up a copy of Barely Legal.
Bush In Africa Is Like Bush At Katrina
bush in africa says , nobody should be dieing from malaria , better dieing from ieds!!!!!!!! god the man has so much compashion! condi agrees ,says and for gods sakes watch out fer them mushroom clouds , youall!
Mushroom Clouds?
Who smokes mushrooms?
You're supposed to eat them.
McSnag
i dont have anything against richard lewis , but hes not very funny ! mostly its just jibberish! about the same as most of the humor if thats what humor has become on saturday night live . and ive stopped renting comedy videos cause most of its crap anymore , movies , books , have really been dumbded down , it seems like people will buy anything the intertainment industry puts out, thiers only a few movies worth watching and very little worth watching on tv, i guess i got jaded after they stopped makeing movies like lonesome dove , even the sequells of lonesome dove are crap though. where have all the good writers gone ?
so whats next, the thugs start posting hillary's a lesbian again??
Al franken did an informative bit on howthe republican planted press questions would inject intothepublic debate inuendos such as "Are you still beating your wife and engaging in illicit sex with hybrid humans?"
We really need to bring lible and defamatory suits back on line in this country to stop that...
(BTW though I find my selfs physically and intellectually attracted to hillary, does that make me a lesbian trapped in a mans body??? No cause to me Obama is the logical choice...)
Wow, I nomally watch Keith everynight but I missed that one. Thanks S&L. Great to see Richard back. I missed him. His mind works so fast he can hardly get all the jokes in. By contrast Bush's mind works so slow he has to be spoon fed,as we know.
93 Barry Says: Wow, I nomally watch Keith everynight but I missed that one. Thanks S&L. Great to see Richard back. I missed him. His mind works so fast he can hardly get all the jokes in. By contrast Bush’s mind works so slow he has to be spoon fed,as we know.
Up his nose?
Proud2bHumble @ 71:
Hell no I wasn't comparing you to lubejob.
Is a lubejob like a hand job that uses a lubricant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5JRGBeqn4
I understand everything Richard says, even though he says it 100 mph. Thanks Richard.
Proud2bHumble @ 29:
You left out McCombover
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 95:
Sweet! Thanks for getting back to me. Catch you later, we'll have some laughs 8-)
ruffmama @ 98:
I had abandoned that thread, but got bored last nite and caught it in reruns (lol - good one). It'll show up on the next McCain-unable or late-nite-open-thread. Good lookin' out! Thanks!
(8-D
"I'm hittin' the road, and I ain't comin' back no more, no more, no more, no more" -Jack.
see ya's up thread.
"Last word, freak." - Melvin Udall
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ysbaddaden @ 96:
You can do it without lube?
Woo, shout-out! Go C&L!!
Man I thought Woody Allen was neurotic and talked fast. Holy Dogshit.
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