SNL Has A Great Trump But He Needs Some Padding And Makeup

He's been brilliant, but Trump must be happy because physically he looks nimble and young.
By John Amato — October 1, 2026

James Austin Johnson's imitation of Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live has been a highlight since he began on November 6, 2021.

Since then, Trump's physical and mental functions have deteriorated significantly. He never stops hogging the spotlight and camera angles, make-up and hair dye are not helping him.

For some reason S&L refuses to use their hair and makeup department so James Austin Johnson looks spry, energized and mentally sharp. The comedian comes on bouncing around and looks like the athletic version of Demented Donald that Trump wishes he was.

Trump is fat, and bloated with horrific skin that's bronzed up so much, at times he looks a neon sign. He garbles his words constantly while nodding out as if on drugs during live cabinet meetings.

SNL is doing Trump a service now.

How hilarious would a skit be if Johnson came out looking to the Trump we see almost everyday, instead of a fantastical one?

It's time to get it right.

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