As Shakespeare's Sister would point out, "Someone Call the Waaaaaaaahhhmbulance!" Reporters have to stand in line for their hotel keys? No time to relax? Mr. Welch, you're on camera for CNN. If you don't like it, I can think of, oh, fifteen hundred people off the top of my head who would like your job. When CNN anchor Candy Crowley follows up your story with "don't you believe a word of it." I think your creativity, not to mention your credentials, are being questioned.