Marcus And Michele Explain Marriage To You
Great news, everybody! Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus are sharing marriage tips! Shall we all gather round and take notes?
These two supergeniuses of marriage, morality, and normalcy are feeling real share-y lately, and as the facts surface showing that Marcus's federally funded* "clinic" engages in "reparative" (pray-the-gay-away) "therapy," perhaps we can examine what makes this God-ordained right-knowing perfect couple of God click.
Of course, there's a hippie-dippy school of thought that says every love is unique and beautiful just as it is. Having disqualified themselves with a lifetime of hateful policy and b.s. medicine, the Bachmanns can enjoy all the scrutiny and judgement they have eagerly heaped on others. Feel free to share ways they can perfect their union in the comments!
*SOCIALISM!
after seeing several videos of marcus, anytime now
we should be seeing him caught in some compromising
situation/s of having to face his own homosexual desires.
he is a hypocrite and definitely a closeted gay man, which
makes michelle just another faghag-in-waiting.
I completely agree, its like he started the "therapy" from a personal vintage point of being closeted gay man. Like an alcohol who quits drinking, he's still an alcoholic. Marcus seems to pray the gay at bay. :)
Faghag welfare queen & queen
That sums it up nicely.
far left loon >.<
only it may damage Michele's quest for higher office.
Although Marcus could be the first man that could actually serve as First Lady, LOL
First Lady Marcus Bachmann.
Damn that's funny :)
"only it may damage Michele's quest for higher office."
We can only hope.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
"Where Napoleon met his final defeat." LOL, brilliant.
all girls,hummmmm.is this a clue?
....the fools do not realize,a population that can ,..... not paticipate .............in the 'economy'...,can not keep it viable!..........."we are listening,.......and we're not blind.,......this is your life....this is your time."
Strange.
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
have the government issue civil unions to everyone, then people can feel free to go to the "sacred" spot of their choice and have magic spells mumbled over them. marriage is such a freighted term, conjures up images of the holy roman empire and such clap-trap.
And remember, as Voltaire said, the Holy Roman Empire was neither, holy nor Roman nor an empire.
There is probably a big grain of truth to the closeted gay husband of Michellllllle too. The kiss was priceless. If I'd been drinking anything, I'm sure it would have passed through my nose.
Religion will be the downfall of Humanity.
A type A personality paranoid bitch and a closeted gay ashamed of his sexuality in the White House.
I would almost miss W.
I think it would only be fair if they shared their pumps and tiaras. Marcus wants to be like a princess too.
far left loon >.<
Anyone that that thinks slaves had it better, is evil. Period.
Ok so he's gay. I don't think there is any question about that. My question is if Mrs. Bachmann is soooo against the gov. spending why are they excepting money from the gov.
These people are disgusting. I just watched some moron on the Ed show yell over some union guy about how Bush created jobs. Then the Union guys starts giving stats and numbers and stuff and the right wing hack just yells some more about hot air and stuff. The Jon Alter gives some more numbers and facts and then the Righty just yells about how Rich people create jobs. I just don't understand how people are buying this. Are Americans really stupid ?? I mean Really ?? Really ??? REALLY ???
This Bachmann is a perfect example. She is nothing more than a robot. Have you heard her do an interveiw that wasn't on fox. All she says a million times over is something about helping the job creators. It drives me nuts. Why would anyone vote for these people. Shes clearly married to a gay man yet she hates gays.
Her family takes money from the fed. gov. These people are going to be the downfall of this country. Folks get your guns. Its really coming to n end. And guess what? One of these nuts is going to win the election for POTUS. Its going to happen. Somebody like this woman and her self hating "barbarian" husband will be in the white house banning abortion and gay marriage all while the country is sliding into the abyss. How did this happen?? Where did we go wrong. I just don't get it. I have even tryed to have conversations with these people... out of work people who have run out of unemployment and can't get work because what they did is no longer done in this country. I worked CSR for a lot of years so i know a lot of people who used to be customer service reps. And yet still the republicans ones think Bachmann would make a great POTUS. They still think if you lower taxes it "creates jobs" And when i tell them we have been lowering taxes for 11 years now and we have lost more jobs than in the last 40 years. And they still won't agree with me. They say that Obama created the debt problem. And i explain to them that Bush sent us to two wars unfunded, a 500 billion dollar perscription plan that no one wanted and doesn't do anything but give more money to big Phamra, That he gave one of the biggest single tax cuts in history to the countries wealthiest Americans without off setting it with spending cuts, that Bush further eroded regulations on wall street and BUSH was the guy who signed the first huge bail out. And still they say its all Obama's fault. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!????!!!!!!!
I am not Obama fan would be thrilled if someone mounted a primary against him, but I swear at least he wants the country to continue. These people really want to end America as it is. They want some pre colonial do what ya want merika. I am starting to think that it is over folks. I won't be shocked if Canada has a huge population influx over the next 10 years. I sure hope Canada is better about imagration than we are.
Sorry for my rant but these people make me insane. these Bachmann's are truely the most evil people i have ever seen. And clearly Mr. Bachmann is neck in neck with Father Johnathan on FOX for the gayest homophobe on TV. The good father is still a lil bit gayer at this point, but if this plump butt lover says anymore about "Barbarians" he will take rainbow colored cake pretty soon. (side note i love the gays wheni insult this man it is because making fun of his gayness seems to be how to hurt him. I mean no offense in anyway. That being said stop checkin me out at the gym, I know its big =-p)
...he's next door.
Everything about him is screaming "In the Closet and Michele is the Beard".
I saw him here in Korea. He's in deep.
far left loon >.<
Loved it. Great rant!
"that's the secret password that we use down at the club"
Adam, that is exactly the same way I feel. It drives me nuts how the right wingers can't understand this. I could say it is because Obama is a black man but they said a lot of the same kind of crap about Clinton. It boggles the mind.
How did we end up like this? One of the crucial enabling steps was that we allowed all news media to become consolidated into a miniscule cartel that operates with functionally monopolistic powers. That media, has become a propaganda organ for big business and the media's principal activity is to promulgate relentless and pervasive manipulative propaganda that controls effectively the entire realm of mass-consumed information. The media's role has changed from one of informing citizens of facts inorder to enable them to come to their own informed judgments to one of manipulating people into mindlessly, rotely regurgitating whatever deceptions have been sppon fed into their uncritical minds. the second step was that we have failed to hold the media accountable for the mass fraud that they daily perpetrate upon the public, because we have allowed our institutions that erstwhile served the public fall into corruption and be subverted by the entities they are charged by law with regulating (FCC) or whose laws they are suppossed to be enforcing ( DoJ) or whose constitutionality they are suppossed to be safeguarding (Supreme Court). Today, each of these institutions has been irremediably corrupted into a disfunctionality that betrays the trust each has been charged with safeguarding.
A functioning legitimate free press is a life's blood pre-requisite for any free society. Every modern free society that has ever fallen into despotism and totalitrianism has first gone through a process of corrupting and subverting the process of journalism, as is happening and has happened here, replacing it with propaganda machines that serve as mouth-pieces for those who worked to destroy the free society. It has been done here; the process of corruption and subversion is largely complete. The mindless idiocy you witness derives directly from the pervasive and relentless propagandizing that is orchestrated through our
"news", our entertainment, ubiquitous advertising/marketing and from a relentlessly dishonest representation of what is "popular culture". What you are seeing is the fruit of a 30+ year effort at mindwashing.
water will, sooner or later, always find its own level.
Even when the water is raw sewage.
I hear there's a rumor afoot to place Dr Bachmann's portrait on the the goverment's new $3.00 bill.
Those insane pledges Bachmann and Santorum signed are quickly turning into HUGE Albtrosses around thier scrawny necks. If the birds fit, wear'em. That's my motto.I wonder , on a daily basis, how many "bones" The good Dr Bachmann has inhaled during his research on "BARBARIANS"..... Just askin'.One more point and that is, these "gays" that are "CURED" are always bi-sexuals who are pressured to put thier "gay' cravings away and enjoy the blessings of being straight and sooner or later(always) These "repaired' gays give into their bi-sexual "gay" urges ..... ALWAYS. You can make book on it and that is the apex of hypocrisy.
I'll believe that Dr Bachmann isn't Bi-sexual just as soon as my grandmother , who died 10 years ago, gets out of her coffin and drops in at my home j for a visit.
Speaking of Government Subsidies; Foster Children are paid for by the State, Teens in Family households get $800+ Every month in Support along with more than $800 a year for Clothes and transportation costs.
Bachmann's 23 Foster Children made them money to support her other kids.
Donaldd
Just look at the gay bashing going on in these comments.
statusquObama, change you can only pretend in
Gays aren't being bashed for their gayness. The Bachmanns are being bashed for their rabid anti-gay stance and Marcus in particular for quite possibly being a closet gay despite his 'pray away the gay' therapy program.
It's the deceit and hypocrisy that is being targeted.
...I CRAP bigger than you.
Great, funny video, and I'm actually torn between desperately wanting her to win the nomination because of the never-ending fount of awesome that SNL and the like would get, and the unspeakable fear that this profoundly ignorant electorate would actually choose her.
God bless Second City and all like them. Shame I never got to see them all the times I've been in Chicago.
I'm glad there is so much consensus that Mr. Bachman has indications of latent homosexuality. His rage against gays is common among self loathing men who are trying to disguise their yen for men by overcompensating with too much protest. In any case, I'm glad he and Michele found each other because they can confine their insanity to a smaller circle as soon as they realize Michele will never be President and this disgraceful media circus they have caused (not to mention the mockery of our presidential campaign) is over and we the people have moved on. The Bachmans are clearly the ones who need therapy - I think they are two very sick people.
Woody McBreairty
I am reminded of my favourite Simpsons quote:
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud,.... and my homosexuals flaming!!"
It's grossly unfair to suggest that Marcus Bachmann may be gay. He's really as straight as Ricky Martin and Elton John combined. When Michele asked him about it, they had a long talk on their last trip to New York. After they took in the weekend performance of 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert', they had a nightcap at The Stonewall and he reassured her that he was a manly man, doing manly things in a manly way.
...I CRAP bigger than you.
He's using his behavior modification b.s. as a front for his homosexual liasons.
"Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez
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