MO Republican Charged With Assaulting Lover Who Didn't Use "Safe Word"
Oh those family values Republicans:
The Scott County court clerk confirms a felony complaint has been filed against former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton for an incident that allegedly took place Nov. 15 in Sikeston, Mo.
The complaint alleges Jetton "recklessly caused serious physical injury to ------- by hitting her on the head, and choking her resulting in unconsciousness and the loss of the function of part of her body."
UPDATE, 3:50: The affidavit attached to the probable cause statement alleges Jetton went to the home of the victim Nov. 15, where he and the victim drank wine and watched a football game. The victim claims Jetton hit her on the face and choked her, leaving bruises that the police department photographed.
The affidavit claims the assault occurred during the night and into the morning of Nov. 16. It says Jetton and the victim agreed on a "safe word" "to use as a stop word during intercourse."
The safe word was allegedly "green balloons." The next day, Jetton allegedly told the victim: "You should have said green balloons." Read on...
Brutal. Jetton is the former Missouri House Speaker, but his biggest claim to fame was working as a political adviser to Mitt Romney during his failed presidential campaign in 2008. Known as "jedijetton" on Twitter, Rod tweets about attending CPAC -- and here's a photo of him with everybody's favorite conservative battle axe, Phyillis Schlafly.
Wonkette adds the finishing touches to this story:
Rod Jetton is married with three children and attends Methodist church regularly. He is affiliated with the Republican Party. He is a Real American, the end.
Next time a Repub is obstructing healthcare in congress, a Dem should yell out "Green Balloons!"
Maybe it'll work.
and grief during the past few decades if we had known there was a "safe word" to stop the train the GOP has been running on us...
Maybe in their minds they weren't raping us, it was just a bad case of bedroom miscommunication... to them at least.
The safe word is "donation."
Reminds me of my favorite line from a porn. As the gentleman is doing the lady from behind, he says "Tell me if it hurts....I won't stop, just tell me if it hurts."
..be better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4
?
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
maybe it was "green footballs" and she was confused.
Or maybe he actually said 99 Luftballons.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
No jokes on this. Reprehensible. Cheating on his wife, that's between the two of them. Moralizing just makes him a hypocrite. Injuring someone. Prosecutable. I hope they throw the book at him. He ruined this young lady's life.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
didn't he?
An abusive misogynist adulterer... he should be their poster boy for the new GOP line of "personally responsible Christian family values" butt plugs.
and not a guy/kid, so that makes product endorsements less likely.
... I am sure they'll work something out.
First time I had heard of him he was disrupting the governor Bob Holden's State of the State. So he was an obvious choice for GOP leadership.
Now he's destroyed himself. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
What he just did earned him a fast track position to national republican prominence.
Throw in a bad case of diaper fetish, and he has republican senate material right there.
He got caught and charged. To be a real poster boy, he has to get away with it.
And slowly, ever so slowly, the rest of his story will come out. Supports the troops, Deacon at his church, ran on a Family Values platform, anti Gay, loves his dog (of course), anti abortion, hates Hollywood, etc, etc. Fucking hypocrite.
*Open* his fly, obviously.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. One less GOP hypocrite in charge in my state.
I'm shuddering thinking of all the talking heads now using the term "safe word." Of course, the more milquetoasty ones will have to explain what it means... Regis, Good Morning America, the tabloid shows... Blechh!
He should do like Dave Vitter and play with his turds during sex. That way nobody gets hurt and it's sick enough for his twisted mind.
My safe word?
OUCHSTOPIT!
lol
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
from laughing. and I'm at work dammit.
Sorry - I take it back
(it really doesn't hurt that bad)
lol
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Or she probably called the schmuck "Barack".
I just watched a guy on the Comedy Channel. He was funny as hell and he was talking about gay porn. He said it looked like the woman was late getting to the set so the guys started without her. He said if he was one of those guys he would go along with it a little while but at some point he would say, "Ouch, that hurt.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
No has always worked for me but I'm not violent so what do I know
The love you take is equal to the love you make. John Lennon Paul Mc Cartney
Perhaps there should be a ban on conservative marriage, in hopes of preserving the sanctity of this holiest of institutions.
That is exactly what he was doing. He was preserving his marriage by having a stand-in whom he could beat up. What would it look like if he walked into his church with a wife on his arm who was sporting a black eye and bruises on her throat? Not good for the old family values image, is it?
so he was probably just showing his new girl how he should have kept the missus in line.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I will never look at green balloons the same.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
What is up with a code word? I just don't get rape-ulgigans.
The love you take is equal to the love you make. John Lennon Paul Mc Cartney
phrase, word whatever these people make wierd people seem normal.
peace
The love you take is equal to the love you make. John Lennon Paul Mc Cartney
I don't frequent right-wing blogs, so if this kind of story is a regular thing on the other side of the aisle, I might just not know about it.
But Christ, it seems like this sort of thing is very common on the right. Assuming this is a thing that pops up more often on one side than the other, what's the explanation? So many of these right-wing politicians get caught doing the most fucked up things for sexual kicks. I don't mean adultery-- that seems fairly common everywhere.
Wasn't the last guy caught in a cemetary with viagra and toys?
(I assmue a #10 butt plug)
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
out with an 18 year old topless dancer. Cut him some slack.
And he was only spotted in a cemetery. They didn't get him to pull over until he was off hallowed ground. Nobody proved the paraphenalia was his.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
If it's a stiff you need, where else to go but a cemetary???
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
Sexual frustration. These are fellows who, in the hopes of getting an even bigger golden mansion in the great hereafter, believe and teach that any non-baby-making-with-the-wife sexual behavior is immoral. All the frustrations mount up until something breaks and a rash action results, sometimes a diaper-hooker fetish, sometimes a rough sex accident, sometimes a suicide bombing. The same misogyny and religious zealotry that guides people like Mr. Balloons here also lead to suicide bombings and the like.
toO funny got to laugh! lol
The love you take is equal to the love you make. John Lennon Paul Mc Cartney
In the words of one of our most consistent commenters . .
Conservatism is a mental illness!
Uh huh, sure? What a load of B.S.
http://www.sikeston.net/
Bet this will be a big topic at the Sikeston CofC "Redneck" BBQ.
Sikeston is in Scott County, also partially home to a sliver of Cape Girardeau, boyhood home of Rush Limbaugh, Nicaraguan Boy balloonist.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Punching someone in the face is "intercourse"?
only if you're choking them at the same time.
And not saying the "safe" word.
So complicated - no small wonder these slugs have to hire pros most of the time.
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
I think it's interesting that this guy is familiar with the concept of having a "safe word". Spends a lot of time trolling BDSM sites does he??
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
...being choked.
hE.....ARRGGHHH GRE BAL HELP
The love you take is equal to the love you make. John Lennon Paul Mc Cartney
What did he punch her with?
*
Kool-Aid! POW!
Maybe his supporters should Twit suggestions for his prison "safe word".
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
Perhaps something like..."where's my contribution", or "where's my kickback".
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
That is friggin funny!
'Talk to the hand'
"jedijetton"
Jedijetton??!!?? Does he have "Star Wars" jammies at home, too?? Jesus, how old is this fucking guy?? Another emotionally crippled RepubliCON displaying exactly how his kind treat women. Fucking freak!
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U&fe...
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
"JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. -- After he heckled then-governor Bob Holden during the Democrat's 2004 State of the State address, Rod Jetton picked up the nickname "Rude Roddy."
Perhaps seeking to overcome the reputation that outburst earned him, Jetton, R-Marble Hill, is credited with making sincere efforts to restore decorum to the House of Representatives since become speaker in January."
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
How'd he do that? By punching Democrats in the face???
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
he is from Marble Hill. That sounds like a cemetary to me.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
. . . where his career lies buried.
I guess "green balloons" is this year's "wide stance". They always get caught doing pervy shit too. If it's not little boys, it's S & M.
GOP formula:
Family Values = the cost of a good hooker, a Rx. of Viagra and a few lotions and toys?
Same same?
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
I bet that O'Reilly and Beck will some how make this issue into the woman's fault and make excuses for the typical republican family values congressman.
I think even falafel boy won't touch this one. Of course, I could be wrong.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
He'll go to it if he thinks there's a way he can make the guy look like the victim.
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Just another Reslug wing-nut brought up to have NO values or respect for women.
yawn.
We have Kit Bond, who needs a 12 step program (and a heart wouldn't hurt, either), the Blunts who never met a lobbyist they didn't like or couldn't milk, and a pack of neocon hypocrites who are so smarmy and sanctimonious that they'd make a maggot sick. This is what happens when you live in a state with 2 middle sized cities and a lot of 100% Amuricans in between. Slime like this rises to the top, like an oil slick.
and you will be treated to phtos from the same event of Rush's brother David.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
How is it I never noticed before that Schlafly is a guy in drag?
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She's looked like that her whole life.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
......"Why didn't you use the safe word before I clocked you?"
*
"Why did you have to make the safe word "Clock me"?
"Go ahead and take the moral high ground. All that heavenly back lighting just makes you a better target."
hee-hee
LuLu
Really by this point I just take that republicans will have hypocritical sexual affairs as sure as I know the sun will come up tomorrow.
(. . . before I beat the daylights out of you.)
The logic here is stupefying.
Missouri - that's the 'Show Me' state, isn't it?
He certainly showed her, didn't he?
That reminds me of a joke.
What's the best thing about marrying a Panda?
What's that?
No one will notice her black eyes.
Ha ha.
Plus, I mean...you get to fuck a panda.
Fuck a panda, huh?
Tempt me no further, you fiend.
Who would have guessed??
undermining traditional marriage!!
His Twitter thread is pretty douchey -
Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water.
((( GASP!!!))) What next, you'll tell me that they have gay sex in public restrooms?!
For what it's worth, rush frgn'limpballs is also from this neck of the woods. Cape Girardeau (limpball's home town) is partially in Scott County.
It's not like he murdered her, dismembered her and had sex with the remains. All this sturm und drang is just liberal piling on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q631uZ6DQzg
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I see you got a pic of him getting ready to "hit it hard"
me-oww!
Except to say that these are the same type of men who vote against anti-rape amendments. And they're the same time of men who religiously push the "submission" theme to women, and look where associating with that type of men gets women. Into some ugly places of course.
GOP, the party of misogynists who are wholly undeserving of women's attention in every way except our wariness!
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Republicans don't act in good faith, ever.
They sure get a lot of hair cuts though...
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
"(The woman) said she did not see him pour the wine because she did not follow him into the kitchen, but he returned to the living room and handed her a glass of wine. (The woman) remembers watching a football game and said once she finished the glass of wine, she began 'fading' in and out and remembered losing consciousness several times during the evening," wrote Detective Bethany McDermott in her report.
Sounds like he put something in her drink to knock her out, beat the shit out of her and raped her, and then in the morning blamed her for not saying the "safe word(s)." Worthless piece of shit.
The classic safe word is "red" and/or an "Uh uh" head-shake if gags/choking is involved--i.e. short, simple syllables or defined sounds so it's easy and clear to communicate.
Unless you really just want to beat the shit out of the woman and blame her for it, while using BDSM as a cover for your assault and rape. "Green balloons" is so long that its sole purpose seems to me to enable the perpetrator to do the beating with impunity. In fact, "green" usually means "okay, go" in BDSM (for obvious reasons) so there's a Kafka-esque quality to the phrase--if you want to stop, but can only manage the first word because it's too rough for you to get out the full THREE syllables, you've just told him to continue!
Of course, I have no idea if that was his intent in choosing that phrase, but it seems tailor-made to me for such a purpose.
So what was the safe word, "My septum has just entered my cerebrum?"
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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