D-List Celebrities Go On The Attack Against Al Franken
By Nicole Belle Tuesday Oct 28, 2008 1:58pmBoy howdy, Norm Coleman gets some top flight talent to flack for him.
By the way, Al's SNL co-star, Victoria Jackson, had some seriously bizarre stuff to say about Barack Obama:
One of those "celebs," Victoria Jackson, a Saturday Night Live vet (though no Franken admirer) voices rather strong feelings about Barack Obama on her website:
I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I'm scared to death that un- educated people will ignorantly vote him into office.You see, what bothers me most, besides being a Communist, and a racist (Obama writes in his book, From Dreams of My Father, "I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and and animosity against my (white) mother's race.") (Obama's "religion" of the last 20 years is Black Liberation Theology. What is that? "It is simply Marxism dressed up in Christian rhetoric. But unlike traditional Marxism, Black Liberation Theology emphasizes race rather than class. It's leading theorist is James Cone who says Jesus was black, African-Americans are the chosen people, and whites are the devil. Cone says, "What we need is the destruction of whiteness, which is the source of human misery in the world." The McAlvany Intelligence Advisor), is that he is a LIAR. He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime he speaks about Christianity. To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute! But seriously, he doesn't have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil.
And she actually is worried about un-educated voters. You stay classy, Victoria.
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Wow, incredibly, Victoria Jackson is apparently even more stupid than she seems in interviews.
Victoria Jackson is writing that drivel in jest... right? To revive her dead career, right? Please say it's a joke...
victoria jackson is a flat-out jesus freak (as if that wasn't abundantly apparent from what she says/writes.
And if you need audio-visual proof, behold, the atheist song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjs9aNtlgw
She has no idea what is in someone's heart. And to say someone is not a christian makes me angry. How dare you? This kind of person(Victoria) does more to alienate people from religion. She does not worship the same Jesus that is in my bible. She makes the christian religion filthy & nasty with her ignorance.
three people who need career jumpstarts and one character actor who always shows up as a slimeball.
BTW, isn't it the latte sippin elitist Democrat who's supposed to be trottin' out celebs? Smells like hypocrisy to me.
On SNL so well because she was just acting naturally. (Cue Buck Owens)
to be considered a bimbo (or play one...)
How do these religious nuts like Jackson rationalize their devotion to warmongering, corrupt, greedy, intolerant & racist rightwing assholes?
I don't get it.
They rationalize through their B.S.
i.e. their Belief Systems.
B + B = B
A Belief + A Believer = A Behavior
A Bubblehead + A Believer + Power = Religious tyranny
I always thought VIctoria Jackson was funny. I still do, but in a completely different way.
one trick pony on the show. Funny for about five minutes.
I had the biggest crush on her because she was beyond cute, she was cute as a button adorable and most importantly she was funny. I always figured her daffiness was the part of the act that made her so endearing. Victoria, if you chance to find this on a Google search, please go back to being funny. This nonsense you're spewing about Obama is NOT funny or cute, it makes you look like a crank.
Who are these people anyway?
And then I realized he has some famous brothers. I know Stephen's an actor too, and he starred in...well let me look him up on IMDB and get back to you!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
and why should I give a flying f*ck what she has to say?
b/c of her Christianity. I guess it things were too risque' for her to be there. Like women tying knots in cherry stems w/their tongues....
Wow, so Some People We Know have put themselves in danger of being struck by lightning by lying about being Christians. I can hardly wait to see that.
would go up in smoke!
Perfect!
I still find myself wondering if Victoria's Secret is she's attempting satire.
To be honest, she always seemed attractive/alluring to me in a certain caricature-of-herself kind of way. That is my fondest memory of poor Victoria.
Nowadays, she's apparently and merely a generic and strange, old washed-up ex-celebrity.
I have no idea who she is or what she looks like, but I do wonder WTF was she drinking when she wrote this? Maybe if whatever her career is now flatens out she could become a writer of fiction. This shows a good start.
website in the third paragraph.
Thanks! Okay now I remember her face. And as I recall she played a ditz. Maybe she wasn't "playing" after all.
... and it's full of gibberish such as the Bible being the "inerrant word of God."
And she worries about others being "uneducated"?
Amazing. No wonder she's for McGramps/Moosegirl.
Well, she played a convincing dipshit on SNL -- mainly because she's a dipshit in real life.
Anyone who believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of a a Bronze Age deity, has in my estimation already forfeited the right to worry about what other people think about politics!
Dipshit indeed!
Don't these people have a reality show to make ?
But I can guarantee you she just landed a role in the next David Zucker film.
Sense you brought it up I just checked on the last film and am wondering who would finance another project? American Carrol opened in, if I remember right in about 1600 theaters and over the opening weekend made about $4,500,000. This is the 4Th week and it has made $6,960,000 and has been kicked out of all but 109 theaters. It made a whopping $60,000 over the weekend. The right wing sure can do political humor. Judging from the trailer that I saw about a month ago it is one of the worst movies ever made.
Second only to "Beer For My Horses" - that wonderful romp by Toby Keith all about good ol' boys kickin' the crap out of Mexicans.
It's amazing how many words a person like her will use to basically say, don't vote for a black man.
Is this all they have? How sad.
Franken is more than just a change for Minnesota....he's a change for the US Senate. Gridlock or time for change. Figure it out Minnesotans.
"What we need is the destruction of whiteness, which is the source of human misery in the world."
I couldn't agree more, signed a white guy.
Why? Look at us. What other race thinks they are superior merely because of their skin colour?
Other than that, sh'es totally fucked in the head, and yes, stoooopid.
I could use a melanin transplant.
Might raise my IQ.
Knowing me, probably not.
she's had some small strokes recently impairing brain function. The other guys have always been that way. funny how they go to seed once they get residuals.
"But seriously, he doesn't have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil."
Sounds like Dubya to me.
...only smarter.
I thought that he was of the secular Hebraic persuasion?
ya know, the stuff in italics in the OP.
The Bible says Jesus was a Communist. She thinks Obama is Marxist... What's her problem?
...that since Jesus was a semitic Jew, he most likely was quite short in stature and had very, very dark skin. All them "real Christians" - who are also the real Mur'kins - have the notion that Jesus has long, lt. brown curly hair, and blue eyes like Jeffrey Hunter, or the way he's depicted in most of the "portraits"
hanging in churches.
If the "real" Jesus ever did reappear here on earth - none of those "racist" xians would even recognize him.
How am I supposed to enjoy the movie "UHF" now? First it was Michael Richards, now Victoria... next you're going to tell me Emo Phillips is a raving lunatic too!
God, I know! ...Wait, Emo *is* a raving lunatic. But his ravings are sing-songy, and are therefore OK.
Robert Davi makes me horney.
My bad.
deserves another. Now,go and sin no more.
but the spirit is willing. Thanks, I will try not to watch "The Goonies" again.
"The Goonies"! That's how I recognized him! Has he done anything since 1985? We know that Josh Brolin has
Dude was one of the survivors of that exploding pineapple canning factory back in dickety six. Davi, Manuel Norieaga, Alan Trammell, Norv Turner...Oh, the carnage! Made rich men of a lot of dermatologists.
I have no idea what you just said.
making fun of skin conditions is rough
Classy comment. Remember this next time you hear someone claim that only conservatives attack the messenger to distract attention from the message.
I thought...
Did anyone else notice that most of what Ms. Jackson wrote was in parentheses? If most of what you say is set off to the side, it is actually part of the main point.
Hahahaha...she dropped out of my undergrad university way back in the day and I was so embarrassed to know that after she totally ruined SNL. She, actually, was so bad I quit watching the show...whodda thunk she was a Republican...then again, the school she dropped out of WAS conservative...so much for breaking that "dumb blonde" stereotype...
What's their take-home message? That they are not all like Al Franken? That's an attack? That attach is as tepid as their brains.
who the fuck is Robert Davi!
I'm so glad you asked that, because I didn't know who he was either.
I mostly know Robert Davi as one of the best of the Bond villains opposite Timothy Dalton, in Licensed to Kill. He was a silky smooth South American drug smuggler who to all intents and purposes takes over one of the countries. Even the president of the country was on his payroll. Dalton's Bond worked on his paranoia, convincing him that people loyal to him have betrayed him. His second in command was a totall psychopath killer who loved his work played by Benecio Del Toro (sp?)I know for awhile later Davi starred in a cop show, but I can't recall the title, having never seen it, so I don't know how successful it was.
who's played a lot of mafiosi and Colombian druglords.
Here's his page at the IMDB.
Davi was great as one of the FBI agents.
"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Agent Johnson. No relation."
Here's a major celebrity who's come out in support of the Al Franken campaign:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EdJ0tb4Gw&fe...
Victoria Jackson from Janet Jackson,and frankly,don't need to know. This trot out of wackos is getting tiresome. GOD! I am worn out. I need to fast forward 7 days or I might just go on a bender for a week. Halp Me!
Hang in there. The rest of us are holding our breath too. If we try we can make it one more week.
One. More. Week. Thinking nice thoughts. Thinking of that time...never mind.
It's like the night before christmas and you are wondering if you'll get that new bike you want or a sack of coal.
Just like that. I got the bike,that time.
I've been smashed for a month. Kinda gets to ya. You betcha!
My beer store is gonna claim Me as a tax write off.
Speaking of whack jobs, I just saw a clip of Joe the Plumber's first campaign gig today. He endorsed McCain, yeah I know, I was shocked too. Then he went into the socialist/Marx bs. Amazing that just a nobody plumber happened to walk up and ask Obama a question. Next thing you know this nobody is a guest on Huckabee's show and now he is on the campaign circuit for McCain. They are actually calling his appearances, Joe the Plumber events on the campaign trail.
At this point in the campaign, you call in a plumber to be your draw? How desperate is that?
is the leak?
I had to fix a couple leaky fittings today. Plumbing stuff is ALWAYS inconvenient to work on, and 90% of the time, i leave a piece of scalp on some protuberance under the sink...
makes up for a lot, eh?
Looks like Victoria Jackson has gone screaming past Dennis Miller into right wing loopy land....
Most of the SNL grads are very hip, proud left wing liberals- Chevy Chase took offense when Sarah Palin was on the show, and he wassn't the only one-
Other than Dennis Miller and Victoria Jackson, any other former SNL comedians right wing whack jobs?
Lorne Michaels?
Is he a wingnut? I have no idea, mabey he is..
Adam Sandler.. Here's a list of Republican celebrities..
http://www.bluewin.ch/fr/index.php/171/?id=11520
LL Cool J? You don't want to know what I think of Tiger Woods...
No, I do not believe that. I've seen him speak a couple of times and that is not what I got from listening to him.
Chuch Norris is some kind of crazed born again Christian, and this one time karate great thinks the way to cure all the worlds woes is to force everyone to worship Jesus.
Ted Nugent just thinks we should kill everybody, and bomb the shit out of the middle east and seize the land for US interests.
To Nugent's credit, he's honest-albiet psychotic-He'll admit he doesn't care how many people die, and doesn't care about the freedoms of the people in Iraq, or anywhere else for that matter.
whole person to climb inside her skin. Or mebbe one and a half, the half being her 'wit'...
Given that she is a very large woman these days, that may very well be true- figurativly and literally....
So she is a radical right wing Christian that preaches hate and fear.
Jesus, do these freaks *ever* have positive thoughts or ideas?
Perhaps she is mentally ill...
Amd a lot of other people. A whole lot of other people.
The feds are getting ready for "unrest" if Obama loses. There is a better chance of violence when he wins.
"I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I'm scared to death that un- educated people will ignorantly vote him into office."
Yup, says right there in the Bible that the Anti-Christ shall be a mixed race Harvard lawyer born in Hawaii, then later a community organizer whose career shall emphasize public unity and economic justice.
If that doesn't sound like the end of the world, then Victoria Jackson is just the cutest little cupcake that squeals "Go Vikings!"
That woman is bona fide, bat-shit crazy.
I knew that Victoria Jackson actually is the charactar she seemed to portray (ditz,) but now I learn that Ratzenberger really is Cliff Klaven?
They don't like Franken because he's an intelligent and talented performer, while they are just who they are, and we (used to) think that was funny.
All those citing whack-jobs are giving Freudian slips of what they want from sarah palin.
... from being Wack Packers on the Howard Stern Show!
an insult to Wack Packers.
Bababooey!
On Wolf's show this afternoon he was reading some of the literature coming out from Focus on the Family. A whole lot of what he was reading sounds exactly like what she wrote. That's probably where she got all this shit.
Fear and loathing in Jesus Camp land.
http://tpzoo.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/fear-an...
They are going apeshit.
And it is a beautiful thing watching the crazies show themselves.
Poor Dennis Miller...he used to be so funny until he lost it. I swear, being a right wing nutcase totally sucks any humor one might have right out of their very core.
Miller may have sold his soul to right wing interests, but i think he always saw through the lunacy of the right wing Christian zealots-I wonder if in Jackson he would see a person who is disturbed- or perhaps mentally ill, or if he'd see a comrade in arms.
This ad definitely looks & sounds like a PARODY of an ad for Coleman.
Who could take it seriously?
Pat Boone fishing in a swimming pool?
Gimme a break ...
Dude. Really. As soon as Stephen Baldwin shows up, your credibility is over.
Onetwoone hyphenated word: Bio-DomeIf you can't out-act Paulie Fuckin' Shore then putting your career in Jesus' hands is actually a pretty good move.
You just made me spray iced tea all over my monitor!
Jesus as Talent Agent To The Has-Beens!
Wo0t!
Seriously, he is a diva (Yes, Campbell Brown, men can be divas too). Did you see him on Celebrity Apprentice?
Diva is Latin for goddess.
A man would be a divus.
Which would certainly explain "duffus."
:)
The latin would be deus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU3JrXt_cPk
Really?
divus
div.us N 2 1 NOM S M
divus, divi N M [XXXAX]
god;
div.us ADJ 1 1 NOM S M POS
divus, diva -um, -, divissimus -a -um ADJ [DEXES] Late uncommon
divine; blessed, saint (Latham);
deus
deus N 2 1 VOC S M
deus X [XEXCX]
god; God!: Oh God;
de.us N 2 1 NOM S M
Deus, Dei N M [XEXAO]
God (Christian text); god; divine essence/being, supreme being; statue of god;
You can lose yourself at this site Bob. I'm encouraging you to do just that.
Andy K. That is so cool.
Sure enough...divus apparently meant "divine one", whereas deus meant "god".
Divus was apparently the more common term for early Christian (male) saints.
I can admit when I'm wrong (though, of course, I'm wrong so very rarely...).
This election is really bringing out the stupids. I see Victoria is still not funny as ever.
Seriously, why the fuck was she on SNL for that long? Dennis Miller is a dick now, but at least his "cha cha" made me snicker sometimes, at the time.
It's almost like an exorcism.
Locked up in an asylum in an undisclosed location writing hysterical religous tracts. I thought it was just that she had no talent and couldn't find a job.
Gary Sinese
Patricia Heaton
Bruce Willis
Kelsey Grammer
Bo Derek
Jon Voight
Hank Williams Jr.
except Sinese. damn! I liked that guy.
because his politics and yours are different, you can't appreciate his work?
I have a hard time looking at Sinese now. He was here supporting my local Bush bootlicker who is a liar extraordinaire.
I have a very hard time looking at them.
...like a parody of himself. I saw him at a rally wipe the sweat off his head and fling the sweat toward the crowd without hesitation. It was so gross
He is. But I love his music. I'm so....conflicted. Where's that bottle?
Yep, Adam Sandler is a McCain supporter...
It's in the newest issue of GOOD.
Sandler is another idiot!
Irritating, annoying, etc. etc.
And just plain yucky.
I've always thought that O.J. Simpson was a conservative. Anyone else get that vibe off The Juice?
Oh, and Scott Peterson. He has got to be a conservative. No question.
Are any of these people still in Hollywood? Let's break'em down
Baldwin: Has he been in a movie since Biodome with Pauly Shore(it was actually kind of funny). That's right, he had a small part in Forgetting Sarah Marshall...Very small part.
Cliff Clavin: Ratzenburger is to hard to spell and I'm not looking it up. Last I knew he was hosting some show on TLC, Discovery or something getting paid minimum wage..the old minimum wage.
Pat Boone: We wont even go there.
Don't even know the first guys name. Robert Davi? Last movie I remember him in was Diehard as the prick FBI guy (1988)
Victoria Jackson: Heehee, she left SNL and never heard from her again. I thought the dumb blonde character she always played was just acting. After reading her comments, it was no act. No offense to the dumb blondes .
Losers! Capital effin L-O-S-E-R-S!!! What Los Angeles crack house did the RNC dig these friggin dregs from?!? These douchebags can't even find work on a cable reality show. Your time in the sunshine is over a-holes, now you can crawl back under that rock.
Lets hope Hollywood shuns these losers
>> Lets hope Hollywood shuns these losers
Really?
Like, how? A blacklist?
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Sheesh.
Obviuosly you guys have learned well from Barack's campaigning skills...you're way to kind!
These a-holes aren't even on the "P" list...that's their demand quotient these days.
And Pat friggin' Boone? Here's a peckerhead who writes on the "The McCain/Palin Compliance Fund" list as his vocation..."Whitens Black songs".
Walk proud you hypocritical Christian jerk-off.
Yes Debbie, I'm sure you were thinking of your old man when you sang "You Light Up My Life".
I think what happened to her career was, people thought it was a great song but once they found out it was Patty's daughter....yep, a ruined career.
So, what? They couldn't get Yakov Smirnoff?
Even after Google, IMDB and all that I still have no idea who this person is. Huh. Just another fundamentalist. Maybe some day the Republican party will figure out that they really don't need these wackos and they will once again be a respectable grown up political party.
Nah.
Nah
Franken was a writer on snl, and jackson owes at least some of her success to franken.
I think she wrote a lot of her own bits, like the stuff on Weekend Update. But she was never in the sketches much, and when she was she played a type.
Hell, the only recurring sketch I remember her being in was Toonces: The Cat Who Could Drive.
yeah she was ok, but not enduring. and I guess jesus makes you fat.
And she's a 49 year-old woman now. I dunno, she doesn't look that bad to me. I wouldn't call her appearance a strike. She's batshit crazy, though, and Republican, so there's 27 outs.
She put on some weight but she's not exactly huge.
I was starting to feel like being a 49 year old woman who doesn't look like Angelina Jolie was going to be my downfall.
I have enough going against me. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkL9LpvKl0
Tell your mom I said Hi!
What do celebrity douchecons Robert Davi, John Ratzenberger, Pat BooneVictoria Jackson, Stephen Baldwin, Penn Jillette, Dennis Hopper. Jon Voigt, Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Miller. Tom Selleck, and Angie Harmon have in common? I mean other than having a combined double-digit IQ. Well... Most of them can't act.... And none of them are funny, except for the Pat Boone metal album, of course!
...Hopper is voting for Obama. You could have knocked me over with a feather when I read that on Rawstory.com, but there it was.
But yeah, the rest really are a murderer's row of dolts, ideologues and basically people with poor judgment in one way or another.
so he did that awful comedy...dude has gotta eat
voight went insane...his own daughter wont even talk to him
pat boone has been a crazy christian since day one, and like all crazy christians, made his bones by stealing the black man's music
robert davi is robert davi...i still love that scene in diehard when he gets pawned
miller had no career left until he went wingnutty
baldwin fucked himself to christ...he is the most dangerous of all these guys, because he hates his own past
i just dont get why these people cant be like clint
clint is a fiscal conservative, and thinks the gov should stay out of everything else, instead of bloviating, he ran for office, made a difference, then got out
i wish he hadnt...i wish he had continued moviing up the ladder...wouldve loved to have seen him face off against feinstein for senate
im not sure what exactly is up with him, other than he hates moore and doesnt want people the think repugs are evil
im betting he is trying to get into sarah palin's panties...the dude is a pussy hound
is a long time Libertarian.
who are these people in this video again?
I am sooooo disappointed.
;)
Nahhh. I guess this just shows that the vapid bubblehead act she did wasn't an act at all, right?
These "actors" are Z-list at best. And, Victoria Jackson...wow. Can you get teh insanity through the internet? I always was told by die hard Christian fundamentalists that Bill Clinton was the Antichrist. Now Barack Obama is the Antichrist? Can you have two Antichrists? Or, do two Antichrists cancel each other out, thus saving the world from Armageddon and ushering in an age of peace and prosperity?
...everything "bad" falls under just a few categories, including:
1) Satan
2) Liberals/liberal media/bleeding heart liberals
3) Socialism or Marxism (they don't know the difference any more than they could describe either one)
One of them could be the uncle-christ.
Ah, yes, you allude to the Family of Christ.
I have experienced the misfortune of running across a few Bible-thumping lunkheads that try and convince me with their John Hagee endtimes scenario ( which by the way, is always changing...oops! got that prophecy wrong, let's try another one) that Obama is the Anti-Christ. My immediate response is, " Then you better not piss off The Jesus and delay his coming by voting against Obama. If you vote for Obama, you are hastening the Rapture." I get some blank stares and assorted grunts, but not much beyond that for a reply. I hope that I convinced a few of them to switch their vote, but I feel sort of dirty by conning the idiots into doing it that way. Oh well....
just for the hell of it, and the man is as full of s**t as a Christmas turkey! He spouts off his fat mouth on stuff he does not have a clue about, and many poor suckers believe him just b/c he has a deep, authoritative voice and charismatic manner. Somebody has filled him full of that Armageddon/End Times crapola. I'm sure he did not come up w/all those factoids on his own.
Boy has Victoria jackson ever gotten fat! She is also just as dumb if not dumber than most of the charcters she played on SNL. Her website is full of the most awful right wing propaganda.
jackson doesn't have the courage of her convictions ... like most of these fake conservatives.
i new of john mccain as a hot shot murderer of civilians and a propaganda tool of the NVA. but that was in the late 60s when colin powell showed up in pleiku to cover up my lai, maybe he changed ... no, don't think so, cuz mccain later went on to shut down any hope of bringing home pows and mias on some senate committee. loyal powell went on to lie to the un. palin - well, look at her family ... son's off to war to avoid incarceration, daughter gets a shotgun wedding (her and his choice of course), that rambo wannabe 'first dude' in the oval office - good gawd - can you imagine? the rnc rant on socialism is funny too. having lived in anchorage at the end of 70s i know that everyone who lives there gets a share of oil revenues - while natives get extra monthly for any resources plundered on their ancestral lands if any ... they usually take that check downtown till it's gone (3-4 days straight in bars)... that sounds like the holy land of socialism to me ... but what do i know, i ain't a celebrity.
is the kind that would step on the constitution to get to the flag so he could wave it in your face for not being like pat boone, who isn't even like pat boone himself. pile on every body!
I was going over to send an e-mail or make a post saying what a bubble-head I thought she was and today she proved me 100% correct! and I just wanted to thank her for the validation.
Thanks Vicky!
I guess it was just a hick-up, her site is back up and if you want to e-mail her (might be a waste of time but...) you can reach her at vicki@victoriajackson.com
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