October 29, 2008 01:15 PM
Jon Stewart mocks McCain's forgetfulness, condescending air quotes
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Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart went to town on John McCain's Meet the Press "senior moment" and his increasing use of condescending air quotes, or as Stewart calls them, "d*ck fingers."
"I can't believe I've gone on Meet the Press and stumped myself!"
"The nice thing for McCain is that he hasn't let his exasperation turn into bitterness. He's merely turned it into sarcasm."
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well greetings nonny mouse, good to see you cobber, lets round up a bilabong and fire up a pan of walabys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieHZmKP1hy8 my mccain "picture poem". Like bush would say, "a poem put to words".
McCain! (raises fist high and releases middle finger full mast)
Dick fingers!! Roffle! SOoooooo true.
That's his new name as far as I'm concerned.
Interviewer: "What about when the health of the mother is at stake?"
McCain, snarling: "Heh.. unh.. *deploys dick fingers* "health of the mother!" *retracts dick fingers*... *random guttural noises*..."
Interviewer: "Soooo... Can I quote you as basically being against the health of the mother then, Mr. Dick Fingers?"
Jesus, that delay on "Meet The Press" was so embarrassing. Come on Republicans, Grandpa no longer has the mental capabilities to be Prez. We all have suffered these eight years, you people know damn well none of us can stand four more years of another retarded fuck in the White House!
Good to know I'm not the only one who is being driven crazy by his air quotes. As I remember it seemed to begin when he was talking about women's "health". I know he can't help how long his little peewee fingers are, but he doesn't have to display them all the time.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
will require a herculean effort from TDS and the Colbert Report to keep us from losing our minds.
Some times I feel it is almost too late for me.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
It's getting downright embarrassing to have to watch McCain continuously crap in his Depends, folks! First it's the air quotes which are bad enough in terms of what's totally "out" these days but when you do them with totally arthritic fingers resembling the Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz, it's downright ewwww...ey!
Then his pregnant pause and total "brain fart" on the name Schultz on Meet the Press. This was the icing of the cake. We've seen it before with our parents and grandparents. But the last thing we need is to see it in a president of the united states!
My fellow prisoners....and I couldn't agree with them more! What a yahoo he's turned out to be.
He just can't help it...it's like losing control of your bowels....when he loses control of his brain, his mouth continues to flap and make a jumpin' (air quotes**:)) jackass out of him.
Instead of sending McCain to the White House, he needs to be sent to the nearest nursing home instead. This old geyser and his daily brain farts has become a nasty embarrassment in the place of someone we once respected. Those days are long GONE!
...several weeks ago. Obama = presidential; McCain = nursing home residential
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I would likd to repsect his age, but he just won't let me.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
My "penis" is a-ok, thanks Samantha.
At 69 I can and will make fun of mc same. John,is that your I.Q.? I laugh at my self, when it starts,this is what happens: "Why did I come in this room????"....lol.
When a brain farts...does it make a noise?
"Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you." --Mr. Burns
But the smell..............whew
are good for the blood pressure. McCain is just taking care of his health.
If it weren't for Stewart, Colbert, Maher, and Tina Fey these Rat Bastard Republickers would have never been shown for the douchebags they are.
And I seriouosly doubt that McCumstain will be appearing on the daily show again...
...until he's trying to peddle his memoir...
cuz, you know, Carmine, it's jus' bidness (blam, blam) jus' bidness...
Love it
I have been a fan of Samantha Bee since the beginning... But her response to McGrumpy's sarcastic airquotes around "health" of the mother from the most recent debate is perhaps her finest moment to date. "Women LOVE abortions. The later the better... Incest Rape is not your Golden Ticket to the abortion factory..." She was ON FIRE.
I love Jon and Sam B too... She lets McSame have it just the way I'd like to do. They rock!!
And air quotes really are dick fingers!
I have never "done" air quotes in my life. They're so hurtin'.
far left loon >.<
Way to go Samantha...giving the 'who gives a crap attitude of McCain towards women' some much needed in your face air time. Bravo to you!
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