New Rule: If You Know Less About Barack Obama Than Any Other President In History, You Might Be A Redneck
New Rule: Al Gore Must Call His Sequel An Inconvenient Truth 2: What The F**k Is Wrong With You People?
Philippe Cousteau: It's Not A Question Of Can The Oceans Take Any More - The Oceans Can't Take Any More
New Rule For Politicians: Everything You Say Can And Will Be Used Against You In A Google Search Or On You Tube