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I forgot to post about this last week. You may remember Neal Horsley when he famously admitted his love of farm animals with Alan Colmes a few years ago.

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

He is now running for governor in Georgia as a Republican and says that he'd kill his own son for liberty. I'm not kidding you.

A longshot Georgia candidate for governor who’s already admitted having sex with a mule before finding God says he’s ready to sacrifice his own son in an effort to get his state to secede from the union.

Neal Horsley made national headlines when he posted the names, phone numbers and addresses of abortion doctors online. His “Nuremberg Files” website also crossed off the names of doctors as they were killed.

Now he’s ready to make new news. In an interview by Dylan Otto Krider published late Wednesday, he indicated he’d kill his own son to dissolve the United States (in an effort to overturn Roe v. Wade). Asked if he was ready to sacrifice his own son in a national insurrection, Horsley recounts a fight with his son where he almost killed him. “I was one foot from killing my own son, or hurting him really, really bad,” Horsley told Krider. “If he would have attacked me again, I would have stuck him. Or cut him or sliced him or done something to stop him. That’s the point, you hypothetical has literally already been worked out with me, and that’s what makes me different from the other candidates for Governor.

I don't think this is the type of candidate that Republicans intend to now fill their new "Big Tent" party with.



Chris toasts Torie

(Is this book title supposed to draw in the Neal Horsley's of the world)
Chris Matthews toasted Torie Clarke on Hardball today. It takes a couple of minutes until they finally get into the debate on Iraq.

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She completely abandoned the WMD claim and based it on a "pre-emptive war" strategy. He shot down all the arguments the administration used to get us into Iraq and called it a great "sales job." Has the "Open Letter" been having an effect?



David Brooks' next book: <i>Congelicals on the Farm</i>

David Brooks' next book: Congelicals on the Farm

via Jesus General

David Brooks
The New York Times

Dear Mr. Brooks,

As a resident of the Heartland, I'm tired of being denigrated by faithless blue-staters. My festering anger for these elitists finally erupted full force last Thursday when I saw the Frenchman, Alan Colmes, attack culture of life activist Neal Horsley for engaging in a traditional Heartland pastime...read on

Skippy has a little more about Brooks: shorter krugman: david brooks is a big fat weenie liar



Neil Horsley and the Mule

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Dc Media Girl has some extensive coverage of the "Muleman" Horsley and Bestiality Week .

Here's a letter that I wrote to old Neal via the Great Jesus General entitled:

Say hello to my little friend

Dear Neal Horsley,

I was really impressed with your love of animals. Hell who hasn't shagged a few mules in their day and lived to tell the tale. You've given a whole new meaning to the phrase "puppy love"

When you said, "If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." I was thinking that you're on to something there. Have you ever heard of a company called Bullnet? It's a company out of the UK that produces a product called Henry , the professional vacuum cleaner. Henry is equipped with a long hose; a great set of tools and a super turbine engine that vibrates like no other. The owner says "it's so refreshing to find a product that is not only really good but is so simple and, as a real bonus so friendly (they make me blush sometimes.)

I'm sure you won't be bashful about mounting old Henry and taking him for a roll in the haystack. I guarantee that he will satisfy your most insatiable needs and your testimonial would be invaluable in helping us reach the Bestiality market place that we haven't been able to get ourselves plugged into as of yet.
Heterosexually yours,
Crooks and Liars