I forgot to post about this last week. You may remember Neal Horsley when he famously admitted his love of farm animals with Alan Colmes a few years ago.
"Is it true?" Colmes asked.
"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
He is now running for governor in Georgia as a Republican and says that he'd kill his own son for liberty. I'm not kidding you.
A longshot Georgia candidate for governor who’s already admitted having sex with a mule before finding God says he’s ready to sacrifice his own son in an effort to get his state to secede from the union.
Neal Horsley made national headlines when he posted the names, phone numbers and addresses of abortion doctors online. His “Nuremberg Files” website also crossed off the names of doctors as they were killed.
Now he’s ready to make new news. In an interview by Dylan Otto Krider published late Wednesday, he indicated he’d kill his own son to dissolve the United States (in an effort to overturn Roe v. Wade). Asked if he was ready to sacrifice his own son in a national insurrection, Horsley recounts a fight with his son where he almost killed him. “I was one foot from killing my own son, or hurting him really, really bad,” Horsley told Krider. “If he would have attacked me again, I would have stuck him. Or cut him or sliced him or done something to stop him. That’s the point, you hypothetical has literally already been worked out with me, and that’s what makes me different from the other candidates for Governor.
I don't think this is the type of candidate that Republicans intend to now fill their new "Big Tent" party with.
Shouldn't the FBI and other agencies be on top of fools like this for trying to subvert the populace?
I guarantee you they are.
He's fucks mules!!!
It'll subvert the mule populace.
Won't someone think of the mules?
With suspicion.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
wishful thinking.
really...let's see more of this crazy person...I mean republican.
"I don't think this is the type of candidate that Republicans intend to now fill their new "Big Tent" party with."
Really? He's seems a very typical teabagger.
...i think he fits perfectly. what's the problem?
This person admits to have had sex with a mule and willing to kill his own son. This is the type of wacko the Republicans have brought out to lead their Party. If anyone votes for him their as sick as he is and don't look for many to visit Georgia in the future. We've seen Vitters with hooker, Craig looking for sex in men's rooms and Foley opening selecting kids to have sex with while hin Office. Rush Limbaugh a knewn drug users and he goes overseas to have sex with little girls. What next?
back to that old time religion they keep talking about.
Uh, I don't think it was to have sex with little girls.
As for Horsley, two words: In. Sane.
this guy is perhaps all the bad Repub stereotypes rolled in to one.
If he admits that he's married to his cousin and belongs to the Klan it will be official. I can't even begin to imagine how horrible it must be to have this man as a father.
If he was my father, I'd consider patricide.
In his case it would probably both patricide AND fratricide.
n/t
jug, or something like that.
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Bestiality? Check...
Would sacrifice his own son for his interests? Check...
AntiAmerican secessionist talk? Check...
The party of the all-American family values and moral responsibility strikes agaiiiiin!
PuuuuhRaise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
*insert Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane laughter here*
Aw come on, every Christian extremist screws animals and then tells himself he's "forgiven" by his fictional Alpha Male constructs. Stop picking on the man, for Allah's sake.
DailyKos: Nearly One-Third of Georgia Republicans Would Secede
When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?
Not soon enough!
Good fucking riddance to ya'll!
Eventually they'll all implode on themselves or all their dicks will fall off from screwing poor, defenseless animals (isn't that rape....or do they think the animals "asked for it" or "liked it"???) and we can declare Georgia the biggest Superfund site on Earth.
Idiots.
Palin/Horsley 2012!!!
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Would expect to see him slap her down on stage at the convention and make her buff his wingtips while he ranted.
Is that the new slang you crazy kids use for fellatio these days?
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
Is that there some kind EYE-talian dish?
No WONDER my ex ol' lady looked at me funny when I asked for Fellatio with meatballs.
The tea party crowd should drop the name "tea parties" and insert "meatball parties" instead. Then they could bring their meatballs to the parties. I'm sure we wouldn't have fun with that. ;)
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
When I asked a flight attendant if the national airline of Italy was GenItalia.
Hope you don't mind but I'm going to steal that one for sure.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
Hmmm...interesting
the last time I was there!
;)
Too funny!
Not yet... but Urban Dictionary awaits... :)
I love the Christian excuse, "Everybody does it" as if that justifies them doing it.
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Fucking farm animals is a rather specialized taste...
Works for Bible thumpers.
...make this sh*t up!
Just when you think the Republican redneck faction couldn't possibly sink any lower, they always manage to surprise and disgust you in equal measure.
..on this guy from The Underground Examiner, who reported that he also admitted to having sex with watermelon when the mule found him to be just not attractive enough. LMAO!
But seriously and despicably, this founder of The Creator's Rights Party "attracted national attention for his “Nuremberg Files” where he published a list of abortion doctors and then crossed off their names when they were killed." (from Jonathan Turley's blog) That makes sex with a mule a relatively trivial lapse in my book.
"In theory theory and practice are alike. In practice they are very different."
these anti-abortion loons hate abortion clinics, because.... and follow me on this: Because no matter how many objects and animals they have sex, they haven't managed to "hit the correct" target and thus they are rendered babyless. Thus they imagine, some great miracle must happen in order for a real baby to come along. Because obviously, no matter how many watermelons Mr. Horsley has screwed... he couldn't get an offspring gone.
If only these assholes would manage to read on the miracle of life, they so love, and got to screw the correct hole from the begining!
BTW, is this turd married? If I were his wife I would ran to the nearest doctor's office and order a massive set of blood panels. Giving Mr. Horsley's penchant for sticking his dick in all sorts of places, god knows what that member may have been exposed to. Good lord, it is a miracle his weenie did not fall off long ago.
To The Underground Examiner, and you'll see that his wife divorced him two years ago.
"In theory theory and practice are alike. In practice they are very different."
I'm sure he's found someone else at M4M (men 4 Mules).
The North American Man/Burro Love Association...HA!
Haha - nice job, first time I've laughed all day.
I was wonderin when someone was gonna notice my comedic genius!
... as my current one don't seem to be under warranty for coffee spills from laughing too hard :-)
LOL!
...especially if said fruit has a penis-sized hole in it. :(
me-oww!
I have a feeling the hole would be so small you might not even see it.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
:P
me-oww!
Look for the most unattractive watermellon, they probably don't mess with the not so cute ones.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
The breeders like the big melons.
;)
and the big cans too. };)>
with teh produce molesters.
After it's been nuked for about 5 minutes, lol!
I already hate teh cantaloupe.
me-oww!
Is very tasty when fresh!
and honeydew....now THAT'S a sexy, I mean delicious melon.
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Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Naaahaaaasty!
the same way again...not for a long time....
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
if it's a sexy sexy melon!
I mean really REALLY look at one next time you're at the grocery store...
You might find yourself takin one home, lol!
it was likely the melon's fault. I mean...look at it..round....supple...fragrant aroma...and no clothes.
Clearly asking for it.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
And all by itself in the produce section at THAT hour!
Every pervert in the world woulda picked THAT up!
So round, so firm, so fully packed.
glistens in the florescent lighting....
I have this strange need for a cigarette now.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
n/t
Yeah...weird ain't it?
They're going to be in the wilderness for a very long time indeed.
Pass some more popcorn please.
I thought about creating a drinking game for shit like this...every time a republican does or says dumb or crazy shit, take a drink...there just aren't enough hours in the day.
You'd die of alcohol poisoning very quickly.
for such things is quite high...
Hell, been practicing long enough, lol!
Hell, I'd pass out before noon.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
although mules are steryle though, so maybe man-jackass hybrids.
Muhahahahahah Muhahahahhahahah. Laugh now, but soon you will bow down to the will of Neal Horsley and his roving band of killer conservative watermelon offspring. Repent!
Maybe this is what the chimp was referring to when he banned not only federally funded stem cell research but "human/animal" hybrids. Yes, it was part of one of his state of the union speechifying things.
They've got the Xtreme crossbreeding shit all sewn up...
me-oww!
It's a mule he's porking. My goodness, what if it had been a consenting adult human MALE!!!!! OMG, what if he wanted to marry the man?????? OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!
He'd be an outcast over the Swine flu thing...and the pun
me-oww!
TThh thhh That's all folks!!!!
What is becoming of the Republican Party? It doesn't even resemble the party of Reagan or Nixon. Surely that can't all be crazy. No wonder Spector left.
Spector left not because of any great ideological awakening. He left because he wants to get reelected. It's all about himself and need for power. He changes parties as often as he changes his diapers.
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Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
I think Spector is at the age when he wears them out of necessity.
wear diapers.
I wonder if Horsely or Spector would win a Republican primary if they went head-to-head.
Horsley/Bachmann 2012
he'd kill his son, yet he's anti choice.
me-oww!
I'm sure the irony would be lost on this dim bulb.
He sounds like he is a sex addict, too.
Some of us manage to have a high sex drive without sheep shagging.
And jebsu approves.
there's plenty of morons much worse than him in that cracker state. Get him to be honest and if he had one , his sister would have been fair game. I spent many years in Georgia and moved to South Carolina because we have a better class of inbred morons up here.
Better class of inbred morons!
Nice!
I don't think this is the type of candidate that Republicans intend to now fill their new "Big Tent" party with.
I think they are exactly who they want. Just ones with mouths that aren't so big. :P
See comment at 12:07
What a nasty, sick fuck...I hope he gets the GOP nomination.
...he indicated he’d kill his own son to dissolve the United States (in an effort to overturn Roe v. Wade).
Does this even make any sense?
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
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They love animals a great deal too. ;) -- Or is that just lust?
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
they don't protest like GOP women do.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
I wonder if they had any idea how futile overturning Roe v. Wade would be, would they give up, or just commence the revolt?
It is possible to say less than zero chance?
they ARE revolting.
It's not a real revolt yet as far as I'm concerned. Are they out looting and burning Georgia yet? Call me when it gets to that point.
They ARE revolting.
Fantasy story headline Horsley would get a Boehner over:
Pregnant Woman Guilty of Attempted Abortion: Stoned to Death...
Posthumously Guilty of Murdering Her Fetus via Her Own Execution
I thought it was already given that they made no sense at this point?
Don't worry, all the animals involved were female, so at least he's not gay, 'cause that would be really bad.
See comment at 12:17
A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.[1] Historically, and today in technical jargon, "mule" refers to the infertile offspring of any two animals of different species.
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny and his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule!
Or would you rather swing on a star?
:)
..wouldn't you?
No more ifs or ands or butts (heh-heh)!
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
You know, you NEED a pretty big tent if you're going to fit farm animals in there.
Seriously, however, let's cross this guy with Michele Bachmann and see what kind of crazy that generates. She's already horse-faced enough for him I suspect. Their kid would probably be crazy enough to wish people out into the cornfield...
"The Good and Great Must Ever Shun, That Reckless and Abandoned One
Who Stoops to Perpetrate a Pun," Lewis Carroll, 'The Three Voices.'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/04/mich...
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Her husband's one of those dudes who thinks you can "cure the gay away". I'll bet she isn't getting anything from him at all.
n/t
Inquiring minds and all...
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Maybe Rick Santorum's statement about "man on dog" sex was a repressed verbal slip instead of just a commentary/opinion on sodomy.
I've seen some stuff, man. And some thangs...
"man on watermelon" activity?
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
But he did go see "American Pie" a record number of times.
Oh God said to Abraham 'kill me a son'
Abe said 'man you must be puttin me on'
God said 'no', Abe said 'what'
God say 'you can do what you wanna but
the next time you see me comin you better run'
Well Abe said 'where d'you want this killin done'
God said 'out on Highway 61'
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
And if you're one of those folks that believe everything in the Bible should be taken literally.....
wow......... i don't even know what to say. except see your psychiatrist. this dude is pathetic.
Well, his last name is Horsley, maybe his earlier ancestors were more into horses than mules.
Shouldn't someone who admits they would kill their own son be in jail or at the very least in a mental hospital? His son must be so proud to hear his father speak of him that way.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I wonder what the fight with his son was about?
Maybe his son was begging him for mercy from the beating and raping.
It was probably because his son told him "Stop having sex with animals dad that's nasty and wrong"
Give Horselover credit...he's honest. Then again, I guess sometimes it is better to lie.
I worked in mental hospitals for 30+ years and heard a lot of crazy talk. But a lot of these Republicans talk every bit as crazy as my most disturbed patients.
Personally I'd like to see all of the Red states and the dueling banjo neanderthal dim wits secede , we'd be so much better off .
Insanity , it is what it is , there is no understanding it .
It didn't work last time, it won't work again. Stop thinking along THEIR lines.
I'm not thinking secession so much as expulsion...
See my idea about Utah.
Or we can go the Golgafrincham method.
if they took the states with them...I think they should be able to start their own stupid country somewhere outside the current US borders.
Like out in the middle of the ocean, on that texas sized floating trash island.
Roping off some useless state (i.e. Utah) and dumping them all in there and surround then with an electric fence and moat filled with giant piranha? My apologies to any decent Utahans (sp) that may be around here.
there's GIANT PIRANHA?!?!?
Why wasn't I informed and where can I get one!?
Buuuuut seriously, Liberalicious, which one's the square state?
Let's use that one to save money on moat and fence building...and giant piranhas
Spongebobsylvania?
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
what a silly place that was...
is square enough for me.
that might work. doesn't utah have the most porn watchers per capita?
I tired to go through all the states and find enough decent qualities/resources so as to warrant keeping. Utah came up dead last.
Utah it IS!
There are parts of Utah that are really beautiful.
I say give them Wyoming except for Yellowstone. Maybe Nevada?
Nevada for Vegas and Area 51. Where eslse are we gonna reverse engineer those UFOs?
I hear there's a lot of open real estate on Bikini Atoll.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
I hear that Gitmo is really nice this time of year.
Careful what you wish for... the last thing we need now is another Civil War, particularly with religious fanatics.
There's some museum with General William T Sherman's uniform, and that said uniform still has DNA on it. We can just clone him and send him back to "make the South howl" again if they get too out of line again.
until I think of the rare patriotic liberal who may not have the means to leave his job and move his family to the United States of America.
During the Civil War, "unionists" (that's what they called liberals back then) were massacred by armed and dangerous gangs of confederates, much like the Storm Troopers of Germany went after the Jews and their sympathizers.
I hope Neal Horsley's son can find a means of escape. We decent people should set up some sort of underground railroad for him.
He apparently isn't ready to die himself for "liberty" but he's ready to kill someone else. Sacrifice is fine as long as he doesn't have to make it.
This guy is running for gov in Georgia. The head honcho of the Minute men is running for Sen of Arizona. Looks like the republican party is being taken over by some kind of crazy pod people. They better pull down the big tent before one of these idiots burns it up.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
That was one really unlucky mule.
the mule felt a thing, if you get my drift.
No I don't..please elaborate in GREAT detail. };)>
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