Donald Trump, aka "DJ Tiny Hands", serves up sweet, sweet music, slick overlays and bopping 1960's beats during his weekly sets as the house DJ at Mar-A-Lago.
No, I am not kidding. Grandpa Mango Mussolini has been outed by Page Six as a regular DJ at Mar-A-Lago on Thursday nights. Members use it as incentive to get friends to come with them - not sure if it is because they are enjoying or mocking Trump.
Obviously he plays inclusive music, like hip hop, Latin and international music titles to get the guests hopping.
KIDDING. He plays music from his iPad, usually "’80s and Broadway tunes — like ‘Phantom of the Opera’ — and Céline Dion, ‘Titanic.’ ”
Someone made a perfect image for DJ Tiny Hands!
But seriously, I am not mocking DJ's or music. Music and art are things that bring us together! Especially if it is good music, uplifting music, unifying music. The thing I (and many others) are laughing at is the idea of Donald Trump sitting in his navy suit/white shirt/red tie, leaning over an extra large iPad with super large icons, swiping his tiny little doll hands over the screens while he picks music from Broadway and Titanic and other 80's and 90's super White song lists. And then after the song starts, he looks up, all proud of himself, smiling and waving his little fists as he encourages his friends, I mean PAYING MEMBERS, to get up and dance for him.
DJ TINY HANDS IS IN THE HIZZZYYYY!
