Hunter Biden offered back in November to testify publicly before Congress in response to a subpoena from Republicans investigating nearly every aspect of his business dealings as they pursue an impeachment inquiry into his father. Rep. James Comer and others have tried and failed to repeatedly tie President Biden in with his son's business dealings. So, it went down like this: Hunter said, yeah, sure, I'll show up and testify publicly, but not behind closed doors.

That wasn't good enough for Republicans. They wanted the testimony kept secret so they could lie about it once they left the hearing with cameras rolling. We've all seen this before. Sigh. You'd think, if Republicans were serious about pursuing the President's alleged business interests with his son, that they'd jump on Hunter's offer. It got so bad that Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene displayed nude photos of Hunter Biden's schlong at a hearing. No one wants to see that. Geez.

And then today happened. All hell broke loose when Hunter Biden showed up. He's like crack to Republicans, and they were suffering from withdrawals.

Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett gave Republicans a well-deserved earful during today's GOP 'Let's Get Hunter Biden' hearing today after the President's son walked out before wannabe pornographer Marjorie Taylor Greene got to speak. "Y'all lie," she explained about why no one wants to talk to them behind closed doors.

"Let me tell you why nobody wants to talk to y'all behind closed doors," Crockett said. "Because y'all lie; that's just the bottom line. You have done it thus far in this investigation, you have done it this far as it relates to this committee and every single hearing y'all spin spin spin.

"I don't know how y'all are still standing right now because you should be quite dizzy from all the spinning that you're constantly doing when it comes to spinning the truth," she continued. "You talk about free and fair elections, but you back a guy who we know tried to steal the election. And this isn't about what Democrats have to say. Let me remind you for those of you that don't know how the justice system works; it's not a matter of the President went in and indicted Trump, but we are talking about grand juries. Grand juries are comprised of American citizens and the people that have entered pleas of guilty that will be flipping on your leader in a minute. They are republicans."

"I do want to point that out, and half of them were Republicans that were handpicked by Donald Trump himself," she continued. "So, to be clear, whatever happens to your little leader it's going to be because of the actions that he took. So you can talk all you want to about how January 6th was nonsense but all y'all were running at that time y'all were grabbing y'all's gas masks and y'all were running to your offices because you didn't know if they were coming to kill you."

"You should have cared that somebody was there to protect you, but instead, you want to play games because you found out that it was your leader that decided that he wanted to propagate an insurrection on our country," she added. "So don't tell me that you care about the Constitution because you don't. All you care about is Trump getting re-elected."

Damn, she sure packs a punch. I have a bit of a crush on her. Please don't tell my boyfriend, kthxbye.