Everybody is writing their own titles for the upcoming Bristol Palin memoir. Some of the cleaner ones are:

Wonkette: A Life Well Lived, With Some Details of Nelson Mandela’s Life To Fill This Thing Out To 304 Pages

The Aristocrats: As Mean and Stupib as Mom

@MichaelShatz Levi's Junk

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