July 18, 2007 01:29 PM
The Falafel Guy Fatwa
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Keith Olbermann looks at yet another example of how Bill O'Reilly is literally losing his mind on the air. First he finds himself in the odd position of defending a pedophile in an attempt to slam MSNBC/NBC and then as originally noted by the hilarious show "The Soup", Bill's interview with the beleaguered Miss New Jersey over blackmailed photographs takes a distinct turn into creepy Billo-fantasyland.
hmm
I saw this last night and laughed my ass off. Man I bet BillO is just spitting mad now. hehehehehe
Feh.
They played it this morning on Morning Joe. BillO is one creepy bastard. You just know his closets are filled with porn magazines, you just know it.
pissed off patricia @ 4:
Nah, he keeps his used loofas there.
What's the terror alert level for a "negligée situation"?
No wonder the 1/2 hour comedy hour is bombing. What could top their news/news?
holy crap!
watching that gave me the CREEPS. serious creeps.
hot girl on girl cavorting in loofah negligee situation and your mother approves
- well I'm going to send her some Factor merchandise and my new book - The Falafel Predator
"Negligee situation." Holy shit that's funny.
All the repubs who view their one and only channel for fair and balanced reporting just love Bill O'Reilly. Everything he reports on is a true fact and they are all inspired by his professional journalism. Repubs can therefore make fair and balanced judgements which affect their everyday lives.
ROFLMAO
I just heard on cnn that a judge had dismissed Wilson's suit against cheney et al.
Wow, I'm sure it's one of Cheney's hunting buddies that did it, but a Judge dissmised Valerie Plame's lawsuit against the Bush administration...fucking unbelieveable that a Judge would be so against justice in America, but I think this is the final sign that in America the people are just fucked, no exceptions, we are all fucked. Thanks to our leaders, this should show us once and for all that we need to thought out the whole lot (Repug's and Dems alike) and just start over!
pissed off patricia @ 13:
Wow, I was right behind you on that one, can you believe this crap?!?
I thought the pervert O'Lielly was going to cream his drawers any minute.
That's right, Bill... we're all laughing at you, not with you!
and wasn't bill'o praising john walsh for doing the same kind of show
I'm glad Bill sits at a desk, especially for Ms. America's sake. Hopefully her experience dealing with goofy, sexually excitable men prepared her for the interview.
The more I watch Mr. Olbermann's show, the more it seems he should be on the evening/nightly news. He deserves more air-time than this, and would do great things for the credibility of possibly any show.
That and he gives me mental-wood. I.e., finding someone so compelling and interesting that your brain *wants* the person while your pants stand by, flabbergasted at the juxtaposition.
It's about time O'Reilly just came out and admitted that he'll defend pedophiles over NBC. How typical.
Hey man, this isn't funny. Some of my best friends love falafel. Goes great with chicken...
oh wait.
nevermind.
actually, billo is sounding a lot like howard stern...
...only with a fox news channel leer...
pissed off patricia @ 13:
chainey ate al?
Wasn't peggy jealous?
Bill O'Reilly Defends Pedophiles...again
Keith Olbermann looks at yet another example of how Bill O’Reilly is literally losing his mind on the air. First Bill-O finds himself in the odd position of defending a pedophile in an attempt to slam MSNBC/NBC and then as originally noted by the hi...
"Could you just give me a hint?"
Was it a pillow fight? with lots of um..giggling? and tickling?
No? Well then how about this then...now hear me out...was there any body oil of any kind involved?Ah, lotions?Creams?Gels? No? How about toys? Any toys? Didoes?
*getting louder*whips?hand cuffs?vibrators?No? No..well how about black nets and garters?
Spike heels? *crazed* ropes?ties?bonds of any kind?Gag balls?
producer:Bill!! get a grip on your self man! Er..let me rephrase that.
Bill has totally ruined not only my main supply of non-animal protein but bathtime as well. He made me hungry, bitter and dirty -- in essence the cartoon enemy he believes he's fighting. (In truth I don't give a shit about him.)
ROFL!
I am laughing so hard, I think I am gonna get fired. Keith added the extra touch in the end.
pissed off patricia @ 13:
I read the CNN report, and they didn't say whether the case was dismissed with or without prejudice. With prejudice means it can't be raised again, short of appealing the lower court's decision.
Billo had one hand under the table the entire time he was asking those questions...
Pete Bogs @ 31:
Nice Catch!11!!-Er-well spotted, I mean :lol:My next door nieghbor (a real right wing tool who at his out door July 4th party publically toasted Scooter Libby) came up to my car Tuesday and after dissing Sen. Kennedy told me that I need to watch Billy O'Reilly because "O'Reilly is NEVER wrong."
I then as gave him an instance where O"Reilly was and is wrong and he brushed it aside saying "I wasn't talking about gays."
I said "No, you said O'Reilly was never wrong and I just proved to you he was wrong at least once."
He wouldn't hear it and said that he'd give me O'Reilly's book ...
This guy is in his later 20s or early 30s! But at the moment I lost hope that we could turn around Bush's 20%
(Off camera) "Could they see your nipples???"
ROFLMAO. Dildo'reilly strikes again.
Keith is the only news show worth watching on TV and he had me on the floor laughing out loud with this one. Because he can laugh at himself, the fight with Bill'O is kind of unfair since that revolting, creepy, stuff shirt takes himself oh so seriously. I came to realize with this drumbeat coverage they had last year on that poor girl from Alabama that Fox indulges in a prurient, but stealthy, taste of its audience with its coverage of young, white, girls who go a little wild and end up dead, its coverage of pornograhpy, and child molestation.
I htought the MIss NJ thing was hysterical, but the other part about the suicide and soliciting kiddie sex, well Oblerman can be just as manipulative as they come. Without showing the actual interview he states that B.OR. "defended" a child molester just to get at NBC and that B.OR. ignored staements by NBC's lawyers that the suit was without merit.
First, without seeing the whole thing in context, I don't think we can assume that OR "defended" the guy at all. True, he loves to attack K.O. and MSNBC but attacking the way the handle a situation is not the same as defending the alleged predator.
Second, who goves a crap what the networks lawyers say? What do you expect them to say? "We're really, really sorry. It's our fault. We won't do it again."
And KO is obviously just as obsessed with OR as OR is with him. While I appreciate what KO does on the air, he gets away with a lot of crap and to my mind undermines serious discussion of progressive views when he twists things to get his point across and also spends so much time reporting on dumb crap like Paris Hilton etc.
O'Reilly was fair to the girl. It's people like her that
ruin the morals of our innocent children. Thank the
man in the sky who knows what everyone in the world
is thinking & doing that we have Bill O'Reilly to keep the
Lord God in some America's hearts. He is swell.
He gets more and more funny as he slips into senility.
JEE-ZUS-CHRIST!!! THAT WAS GROSS! O'Reilly really has no idea how friggin' creepy he is, does he?
"Fathead"
LOL x 5
Sometimes it's all in the delivery.
Mike @ 37:
I certainly hope this was sarcasm... If not, I must protest Mike.
It's greedy assholes like Rupert Murdoch who put ridiculous shows like "Temptation Island" on their networks for a quick buck that are ruining this country! Of course I have nothing against sex on TV, but if you're going to claim the moral high ground, you'd better take a good look at the ground you stand upon, it might crumble beneath your feet!
The funniest part of this, considering BOR's vendetta against NBC, is that the woman was on the Today show and showed the photos in question. And while they weren't particularly " sexually provocative" to me, there was one where her boyfriend was biting her left breast. Maybe BOR could have a hard copy printed up, and get her to autograph it.
I certainly hope this was sarcasm... If not, I must protest Mike.
Hi Scott: Of course is was just an old man's attempt at humor.Years ago I was a prolific letter to the editor junkie. I thought I was
amazing. In fact I clipped my letters & pasted them in a book. Well
one day I dragged the so called book out & red my stuff carefully.
The letters were awful & I never wrote a letter to the editor again.
My comments about that moron O'Reilly confermed my thoughts about
the old letters I wrote to the paper. :-)
I really should use spell check. :-)
Keith saying "Negligee situation" nearly had me in tears of laughter.
I hope O'Reilly never retires cos this is just too much fun.
Sigh @ 36:
I agree that Keith does devote a little too much of his show to bashing O'Reilly (although he certainly deserves any and all bashing he gets).
Although, when it comes to the celebrity/entertainment news, that's because he's on MSNBC. His producers force him to cover that, because all the other shitty cable news shows do.
Come on, though... I hate O'Reilly, but "To Catch A Predator" is highly exploitative, and grossly voyeuristic. Far be it from me to come to the defense of "child predators", but Chris Hansen is a fucking douchebag. He and the rest of NBC (including Olbermann, in this segment) act like this is a completely altruistic endeavor, that NBC/Dateline just want to "get predators off the streets", but really, all they're doing is capitalizing on Americans' voyeuristic tendencies for ratings purposes alone.
I'm not against law enforcement going after these guys, but Dateline is disgusting trash tabloid TV, and entertainment should have no place in the equation. There are much more important stories to cover, but for Dateline, it's either small-town murder mysteries (scared of your neighbors yet, Suburban America?), or sensationalism/ambush journalism. It's just another frivolous distraction from what really matters to America, and they know full well that it is.
Mike @ 43:
I figured as much, but you never know around here!
Strawberry @ 39:
No, he doesnt. If that poor idiot who allowed herself to be "interviewed" by him had any brains she would have slapped that prurient look off his ugly puss! But we're talking about a blonde after all. That ditz didnt even know she was being insulted and assaulted at the same time. What a moron!!
Almost as self revealing as the homosexual college republican.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/07/19/generation-chickenhawk-max-blum...
Oh, look -- I found a loofah! No, wait -- it's a negligee situation... Bill-O has definitely been a little negligee concerning his psychoses lately, lol.
ahAHahAHha, that was classic "Can you give me a hint?" lol
Bill-oh likes the falafal talk.
Creepy indeed, in a pathetically funny way. What was next? "Could you just give me a hint. Maybe I could just look at the pictures, huh? Please? You know, I l-l-like you. Maybe I could look at your underwear?"
He could send a one-legged homeless starving prostitute running as fast as she could go away from the Orally.
Keith is absolutely hilariously correct on the facts, And I do appreciate the facts.
Something Bill O doesn't like to present when it is of his ideology or religion or what ever it is Bill has been trying to sell.
Bill O'Reilly
GET OFF MY LAWN
Loufa Boy sounds positively disappointed to hear that they really weren't that dirty.
pissed off patricia @ 13:
You know why it was dismissed, don't you? the judge is a political hack that has been working with and FOR bush for YEARS...so how can Ms Plame ever get an unbiased court and judge? Ain't gonna happen anytime soon..
IMPEACH IMPEACH
TONY SNOW here.... just finished giving my buddy Bill O' a snow job and boy are my lips tired.
Don't insult Bill too much--- they might take him off the air--- he is the best spokesman for a smarter and more informed America i have ever heard---
whenever one of my GOP-Cheap-Labor friends makes a GOP point.... i point out how Bill O' said the same thing and then define Bill's "family values".... a flawed spokesperson is NOT a bad thing
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