Daily Show: Acting-President Cheney Almost Starts WWIII
By SilentPatriot Monday Jul 23, 2007 2:45pm
During President Bush's colonoscopy last week, acting-President Cheney brought America dangerously close to World War III. Doctors have also recently confirmed that Bush's rectal polyps were removed not because they were cancerous, but because they were insufficiently partisan "loyal Bushies."
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War Games is such a good movie. This was great.
An army of orcs!
Hahahaha!
I heard they found Shirley Temple singing "On the Good Ship Polyplop" . . .
Yes, I felt it. There was a disturbance in the force.
"Captain, the ship, she is sinking! What shall we do?"
"Feh. Go away. Can't you see I'm listening to the band as it plays so beautifully? And the lights - the pretty, pretty lights."
Polyps? sounds like a case of too many "Hot Karl's".
polypticians?
Marc @ 7:
Sounds like the title for a 50's Sci-Fi flick, Invasion of the Polypticians!
oregondave @ 3:
I'd go down with the ship.
Of course I thought it be cool if there were a punk version of Goodship Lollypop.
One ass in charge while another ass’s ass was under assault.
let's remove these guys like bush's polyps
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMACzBomDK4
Gort @ 10:
should have spelt it ass-ault
"It was as if the Constitution cried out, and then was silenced."
One more - The ass-istant ass in charge while the other ass’s ass was being ass-aulted.
I heard one of the polyps looked just like Jimmy/Jeff/Gannon/Guckert.
How could they see the beer can with Dick and Karl's hands in the way?
Cheney ass-umed the presidency.
I read where after Bush had the polyps removed, he went for a bike ride.
Dale @ 18:
Without the seat?
Marc @ 7:
Yeah, I'll go with that: George Bush is very MUCH a good polyptician.
It fits!
TDS, than YOU! This was sidesplittingly funny.
LOL x 20
Bit NOLA @ 16:
LOL
Doctors also removed Dick Cheney's wristwatch from Bush's colon during the procedure.
How To Text for Peace, Re: Dennis Kucinich I didn't know how to do it, this video shows how. Text the word "peace" to the number 73223
Any truth to the rumor that the doctor was watching a live broadcast of faux news through the colonoscope?
Them be F14s, not F16s....damned Libruls.
Nice usage of mix video clips that I have ever seen! They should do a 90 minute movie of this stuff.
Acting-President Cheney Almost Starts WWIII
Oops my bad.
Cheney was acting president?
And how is that different from any other day?
I liked the Al Jazeera (Arabic Edition) headline on last Saturday's drama:
'Asshole Invasion Results in Asshole Presidency'
(It took me this long to translate it from Farsi)
I find all your anal-yses quite informaive and ass-tute.
Correction: I find all your anal-yses quite informative and ass-tute.
We could have saved the trauma of the Cheney presidency by just asking McCain to bite off the polyps.
I mean, as long as he was in there with nothing else to do.
My neighbor's eyes were bleeding. Also his nose and his lower lip. And 2 front teeth got busted out. Not that he had heard about the Cheney prez thing, but he dragged in late (or early) from a toot and his sweetie threw him out the back door onto the tarmac.
actually, in the real fake news of the day, 4 out of the 5 polyps removed favor impeachment.
peter @ 11:
With a deftly applied scalpel and anesthesia?
By trained surgeons?
Before they become malignant?
After they become malignant?
I could go on all night.
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Still looking for those weapons of ass destruction?
nwj10 @ 28:
BINGO!!!
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"At 7:23 a squadron of F-16 is deployed to nuke Iran."
Stewart suggests that Cheney actually knows how to order a fleet of fighter jets to scramble?
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Bush is a cancer on the body of world civilization. Too bad the operation, impeachment, that would remove the cancerous growth has been removed from the table.
Max-1@38,
He did a pretty thorough job of ordering jets around on 9/11.
Polyps make me think of Ingrid Pitt's moue.
Moue bueno.
I saw a report that the removed rectal polyps were benign. While I don't doubt that this is a positive development, I am nevertheless perplexed by one question. Since these polyps are, as far as anyone can tell, the ONLY benign parts of the President, why couldn't the surgeons keep them and throw the rest away?
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