Jon Stewart Slams McCain's Racist, Hypocritical, Disgraceful FL Campaign Chair
By SilentPatriot Wednesday Aug 08, 2007 12:31pm
First Mark Foley, then Ted Haggard, now Florida lawmaker (and St. McCain state campaign manager) Bob Allen has been snagged in a gay prostitution scandal. What's more, just like Foley, Allen authored legislation that would ban the very same lewd and lascivious public acts in which he was caught red-handed. I think it's time to call it quits, Johnny. After learning that Allen blamed a fear of dark people for his $20 offer, Jon Oliver comes up with some better (and more clever) excuses.
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Wow, I'm shocked!
john oliver's bit was too funny.
"he had a headache and he thought he saw an advil on the guys penis"
bwahahaahaa
but really, i am having a very hard time keeping all of my rethuglican scandals straight. i need a chart or something.
hypocritical? racist? perverts? stupid? no way! not the compassionate party. they have god , jesus, and faith hill on their side.
LMFAO!
In the words of Jimmy Swaggart... "One must KNOW sin in order to condemn it!!"
No hypocrisy, just "product knowledge." lol
Samson:
Maybe this will help ....
Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper was arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet.
[Deleted. Way too long, provide a link]
"But officer, I was just trying to get ahead."
They're all a bunch of cocksuckers.
Boring Scott,
i'm as straight as they come, but i could kiss you for that list...
And those are just the scandals for individuals; google for republican scandals.
I heard they prayed Ted Haggard straight. Can we hope someone will one day pray a politician honest?
Anyone know where i can catch the AFL-CIO debate online? i missed it.
Thanks, Scott @ 6. That's handy!
I hope you have all this in a spreadsheet, b/c knowing the Repubs and their tendency toward scandalous behavior, there's more to come!! [pun intended]. LOL
"I fell down with my mouth open"
this reminds me of how white women would have sex would black men. when they get busted by their white peers (or husbands) they then claimed the black man raped them.
ps. i'm curious how this would be viewed if the black guy wasn't a cop and they both got busted.
#6 Boring Scott
Thanks for the list. If the list gets any longer it will need to placed in a database.
It would be great as a link page on this site. Just to have it kept up to date and to be able to click on it once a week or so to keep track of the perverts. Great talking points too. Thanks again.
Does GOP stand for Gang of Perverts?
Boring Scott @ 6
a simple link would have been suffice
This is the sort of thing usually filed under the Can't-Make-This-Shit-Up category. Everything mitigates against this being real except for the fact that it happened.
The Republican response? But but but, William Jefferson had frozen money in his fridge... or some other lame crap.
I would be interested in hearing from somebody in this idiot's district. Judging from this, Allen must be a Class A bozo.
leftminded @ 13:
That one was on here yesterday, so was the advil on his penis one (Flackman at 132 on the Glenn Murphy thread). I wonder if the Daily Show reads this blog - or maybe great (or gutter) minds think alike.
Boring Scott...
The Republicans don't have an exclusive on scandals, on the flip side, do a Google on "Democratic Scandals".
[Deleted. Too long and off topic tit-for-tat]
None of these recent sex scandals have even darkened the pages of the Dallas Morning Nudes.
Now if Blondie and LuAnn started getting it on...
Both sides of the coin @ 20:
I'll take tit for tat.
the connies have these Law and Order SVU perp types in every state making laws against everything that isn't supported in a Jack Chick tract all the while they are paying for hookers and drugs late at night
Hey, Two Sides:
I'll take graft, corruption and regular adultery over perversion with children any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
I also noticed that the ReThug list were all white guys. At least there's diversity in who was taking bribes and kickbacks.
Why are there undercover cops waiting in the park at night? Were they trying to catch other gay men looking for action? There are many problems with this.
Someone could be breaking into a car down the street. This is a waste of resources. He should be in jail for being a nazi, not trying to get some action.
It should not be illegal to give blowjobs for $20. Period. If we really are against the bills this guy authors, we ought to be defending him against his own bill.
How anyone could ever vote for a Republican hypocrite again I will never know. In these times, the word Republican has become a word that symbolizes hypocrite more than any other. Enough of this hate filled right wing party.
Here's an interesting take on the reasons why so many conservatives seem to get caught up in these scandals:
http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/08/08/sex-republican-perverts-and-...
Boring Scott's and Both sides of the coin's lists prove that Congress is a fair and balanced representative body of the general public. That means they're doing their job. Thing is, the GOP list is shorter and more lurid because it's only their most bozo elements who don't know how to employ more sophisticated coverup methods. Larry Flynt just might lengthen the GOP roster a bit in the months to come.
Hey, now, let's not leave Michael Flory out of the Republican-of-the-year list, either ...
WTF ever happened to larry flint? A republican operative get to him?
Now that it is on the Daily show, the Dallas Morning Nudes will have to acknowledge it.
Republican scandals. Democratic scandals. The real deal is if the scandal involves hypocrisy. Republicans today seem to preach against the very sins they commit.
mister mix @ 14:
This actually happened between two teachers at a school I used to work at.
At any rate, here is a link to a great site called RepublicanSexOffenders.com:
http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/
There is another list somewhere out there on the net that is much much longer. It lists many more republican sex offenders. I'll try to find it and post that as well.
Angelo @ 25:
This is my main reason for having issues with our policing system in the US. Cops are not patrolling streets to prevent or stop crimes against citizens (ie. their jobs).
This was/is a WASTE OF RESOURCES period. The only crimes being committed are the stupid laws written to have social control -- glad to know that's the job of the police. kudos idiots. PROTECT & SERVE .. hmm who are you protecting officer?
I'm real tired of paying taxes to support BS sociofacist programs. No tax money, No programs.
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What ever happened to Greg Palast's claim of having some of the WH's missing emails? Was it simply a marketing ploy to sell more of his books?
Hey, don't forget about Glenn Murphy!
Angelo @ 25:
The police report said he was looking for robbery suspects that were known to hang out there.
Jon Oliver...clever?
That's a first.
to Angelo 25, i have to disagree a bit with you there. it was late at night but believe me these closeted guys looking for a quicky in the men's room get more and more brazen if the cops don't roust them out ever so often. a big park close to where i used to live had regular cruisers there at all hours. i'm with the cops on this one. if they want to have sex they should meet at a bar or at least take a ride in the country together. it's not that it is homosexual sex going on...i wouldn't care for my 8 year old grandson walking in on some woman blowing a guy in the can either.
neamhni @ 11:
msnbc.com
Jenny'O @ 40:
Shorter answer: It's called prostitution and it's illegal. Also, I believe committing sex acts in public places is also illegal.
I'm bulimic and don't like sticking my finger down my throat. Now that was priceless.
Ben @ 30:
FAUX News goon squad?
antihero @ 34:
Have you guys ever considered that they were there because FL politicians, including Bob Allen and Foley were creating legislation that put emphasis on cracking down on this sort of behaviour?
PS if this was a waste of resources blaim the politicians who write the legislation and allocate the money for these resources.
I wished Jon Stewart would have waited until friday. Tomorrow is payday and hearing it then would have rounded off my weekend. You can't make this stuff up. Even if you told me that a guy woke up early and another guy was going down on him. What? This really happened by another repuke.
I saw that on the toob and about busted a gut, Laughed all the way through it again. Reminds me of the "Prick" poster scene in the principal's office in Porky's. Can't wait until the story gets out about Dick's bowels.
Hey, when talking about Republican gay prostitution scandals, we can't forget Jeff Gannon! He kinda started the ball rolling, so to speak. Y'know, Republicans, if you just accepted and embraced homosexuality for the non-threatening, non-controversial thing it really is, your gay members could come out of their respective closets and stop engaging in illicit, possibly dangerous behavior. Of course it would be less dangerous if prostitution was legalized and regulated, but hey, that's a whole other kettle of fish.
Ready for this?
The name of the arresting officer was........
Ready?
Sgt. Heywood JaBlowmey
mister mix @ 45:
bwahaahaa!!!! now THAT is funny
mister mix @ 45:
That was my point...
Maybe Bob Allen was bulimic and allergic to fingers.
Absolutely disgusting and racist!
What is with republicans and gay sex anyway? When they're not trying to legislate against it they're trying to have it.
Did they put a (D) next to Allen's name yet? LOL
This is such a silly story to even be talking about! I mean it's nature people. Didn't any of you take basic biology?
When you feel like you're in danger your body pumps adrenaline to enhance it's next action that's dictated by the body's well know "Fight or Flight or Suck" response.
:P
Train @ 56:
brilliant
Is anyone ever going to post the Daily Show bit on Edwards and Obama ganging up on Hillary? Come on someone post that thing it was classic. Unless some are only for bashing the Right for their mistakes and not for laying that same treatment on the Dems.
Come on and post it already it is an awesome piece.
Typical Republican response when he gets caught with his pants down.
It was 3pm
Chesire11 @ 39:
That's part of the schtick though. The fact that he willfully wades through the muck of repuglicanism and still manages to gasp air at the end of his segments shows clear resourcefulness, if not genius, on his part, imo
Now back to you, Jon.. lol
OMG!! That was a HOOT!! Jon Stewart and John Oliver; what a team!
Can you please put any Daily Show clips with a Daily Show tag? I was away at YearlyKos and couldn't find it!
THANK YOU!
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