Ted Haggard's Funny Money
By John Amato Sunday Aug 26, 2007 9:06pm
Is this another con game from Teddy boy?
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Is this another con game from Teddy boy?
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heavens to mergatroid!
Hahahah! You have to read the whole post...the punch-line is at the end.
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Teddy - you've got some nerve. This kind of scam should NOT be tax deductible, for God's sake!
AAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK! Damn, I hate it when I refresh.
...more from the "Public Rest Room-Challenged" Party, huh?
The PRRC Party: Public Rest Room Challenged!!!!!!!!!!
The sad part is, there will be tons of Fundies that will send this prick money.
A Richard Head @ 6:
Don't you mean 'send this prick prick-money'?
Ted needs money for meth & men.......
Saw this guy on a documentary about fundies. It was one of the creepiest things I've seen for a while. He told the interviewer that 'Evangelical Christians have better sex', then 'proved' it by asking the most personal questions of some of his nearby 'flockers'.
Euuggghhh...
I guess Mrs. Haggard gets her dream house after all.
why do we give this guy time?
Give me a break, he needs "support" to get by for the next two years? What, he lost all the money he had with that male prostitute? I know people that study, work, have a family and don't ask others for a handout - like me!! So screw this guy in the ass... oh wait, he might like that, so forget it.
if people are stupid.... and I mean stupid enough to give this man cash, then PT Barnum had it right. "THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE"
Ted Haggard Bashing Gays - from JESUS CAMP the Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6rSjrBhUIA
Do con boys have shit eating grins?
"Is this another con game from Teddy boy?"
Is the Pope Catholic?
I also can use monthly support for the next two years. Please send me some.
What a disgusting[ly arrogant, money-grubbing] homo[sapien].
Wow! Wow with a laugh at the end!
Aw, SH!T....!!!!
I don't want this guy living anywhere near me and mine....50 miles is WAAAYY too close.
Gee, I wish I could find some suckers -- I mean donors -- who would support me while I pursue my master's degree.
Crips, what a team for the Christian crowd...
Ted Haggard & Paul Huberty....
Damn...
That's what I call extreme Hubris...
His charity is called Families With Emissions?
-GSD
Just like Christopher Hitchens has said-- they are all a bunch of charlatans. Time for The End of Faith, The God Delusion and God is Not Great to be required reading.
Wow! I guess you really have no choice, if your entire skill-set is built around getting other people to support you by saying what they want to hear... I mean, even self-loathing homosexuals gotta eat, right?
"Any financial help we get will be greatly appreciated and I believe rewarded in heaven."
What a self-righteous swindler!
Hey, if teddy boy needs the cash, I'm sure there are plenty of public restrooms in AZ. Just watch out for the cops, Ted!
e.,
Ted Haggard Bashing Gays - from JESUS CAMP the Movie
Yes. He never did get along very well with any his exes.
He's got $159K in severance pay, but wants to collect donations from the taxpaying public to send him and his wife to school so they can become mental health professionals?
Gawd.
Udon Nomee @ 26:
Teddy Boy blew - hey, he needed the money!! (Oh my fucking God, I'm channeling Andrew Dice Clay!)
I just looked at his photo. If you believe he's not gay, you'll believe anything. And those are the people he's trying to sucker. No pride in this man -- asking for a hand out, telling the gullible they will be rewarded in heaven. This is not a man. This is a parasite.
No Blood for Hubris @ 30:
They're planning to attend the University of Phoenix - yes the $450-650.00 per credit hour diploma mill. Guess a run of the mill state college paid for on their own dime was way beneath Teddy Boy and his wife.
the connies always have several "spiritual" versions of the slip and fall scam going
Could be illegal. This blog diary entry spells it out.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/8/27/16939/4201
baby jesus has not affiliation with Ted and absolutely likes chicks
yes please read the whole link provided
wiskey. tango. foxtrot.
irony is dead
beaten dead by republicans
I'm sure George and Laura will be the first to send a check.
Gotta admire the sheer size of Haggard's stones, though. Come to think of it, he could sell one of those puppies to a brass foundry and live like a king till he ODs on meth.
Does that guy not look like Joe Isuzu from those Isuzu commercials in the '80s and maybe early '90s-whose punchline ironically enough was "Trust me". He had the same fake-looking tan and painted-on smile. Goes along with the phrase, if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
'Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again'
— George W. Bush.
Piss off, tweaker.
Q: How do you tell if you're in Ted Haggard's church?
A: Only half the congregation will be kneeling.
What gall!
He will attend a online school for two years full time (whatever that is.)
He wants people to support his lies. What a freakin joke.
"Send me money so that I don't have to work"
Damn, I should have tried that instead of having to work endless hours doing research for my PhD.
Mr. Haggard and his merry men war on science helped dry or freeze a big chunk of NSF money so that the competition for grants is more brutal than ever. Right now, some grad student's salaries end up being under the minimum wage once you make the ratio of money earned to hours worked per hour, and when I graduated the state had actually reduced for 3 yrs straight whatever little medical coverage we had. And that was at a top 10 ranked engineering department.
Thankfully my better half had a good paying job. But the stress was such that we had to put our lives on hold for a few years. I don't regret my decision, however I don't appreciated that the GOP and their fundie enablers have made everything possible to make most grad student's lives a miserable hell when it comes to fight for funding.
And now this asshole wants to get some worthless certificate from a diploma mill on the dime of other people.
FUCK YOU, get a fucking job you dick sucking drug addicted charlatan. Learn to appreciate 1 bedroom studios and learn to stretch every dollar you earn, start by getting used to live paycheck to paycheck... and develop a taste for Ramen noodles...
The guy was interviewed by Richard Dawkins and he is an absolute creep. This was before he was exposed as a closet case.
Once your hooked on that meth, err tax free money, you just gotta keep it goin...for jesus.
miss ted and others like to preach that nothing reforms better than busy hands---stop it you guys, get your minds out of the gutter, oy---anyway! why doesn't ted, his loving cover girl wife and his two strapping sons get jobs? at least until the boys are old enough to join the marines.
there are LOTS of jobs in the food and other service industries. with the four of you together you might be able to honestly pay your rent without panhandling like you usually do...for george's sake man! have some pride, be and upstanding american patriot and GET A J.O.B.
Los Populistos @ 13:
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i don't know, maybe because this is CROOKS and LIARS.
they need more lindsey and britney on here, don't you think?
Haggard the Horrible vs Dawkins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMHB4_tSOf0
Ted is on Craig's List.
Larry Craig's.
From the diary at Daily Kos:
Lieutenant Colonel Paul G. Huberty is a 39-year-old Lieutenant Colonel with over 18 years of active service. He is married and has three children. The offenses occurred while he was assigned to Geilenkirchen NATO Air Base in Germany.
Although this is really weird stuff I couldn´t help laughing my ass off while reading this paragraph. Geilenkirchen translates into English "horny churches" (geil = horny, kirchen = churches).
Families with a Mission is certainly on a mission.. taking other people's money. Ted and his wife are certainly qualified for fast food drive-thru work.
If I didn't have a conscience, I'd seriously get into the god business like Rev Haggard.... that is to say... gosh it take grand cojones to pull this sort of stunt, doesn't it? Which is not to say that there aren't honest people out there that truly have people's souls at heart, but so much of religion is big business these days, using other people's money to make a good living.
Haggert you da ho. Why don't you just move up into the mountains of Idaho and suck the senator's dick slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp. He will pay you well you sick fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
These right wingers have no shame whatsoever.
To have been reduced to panhandling is such sweet irony for this creep.
If they need a way to support their family.... they might want to look into getting jobs! I know that is so plebeian and alien to them, but it might give them valuable perspective on the struggles of the middle class... a perspective they obviously lost complete sight of while they were baron and baroness of their mega-church.
Perhaps they should re-evaluate their low threshold for redemption.
They leave alot of wiggle room for prior offenses by proclaiming their faith in their Savior.
No wonder Fundies are so successful in Prisons. Who would not want to be forgivine by an
omnipotent deity that can absolve you of past transgressions by simply parroting some ritualistic
cleansing oratory followed by "go forth and never sin again".
It is too easy for these Fundies to justify their own deviant and sometimes illegal behavior by absolution at some future point.
I don't know what some of you people are shocked and upset about this is what Christianity is FOR. Making flipping great wadges of cash. It has only one other purpose. CONTROL.
hypocrisy and religious panhandling aside for a second - one has to question the wisdom of moving two teenage boys into a halfway house environment.
I hope that letter gets forwarded to the IRS. A charity is not considered a charity if it is only intended for one person. Ted will also have to declare all of those 'gifts' as income, subject to taxation for the next two years. Those people who give the gifts will NOT be able to declare them as a tax deduction. What he is doing is bordering on criminal.
my "Families With a Mission" too. Send me money. B-gesus!
"When I am King
You will be first against the wall"
Once a Gay Crooked Rethug, always a Gay Crooked Rethug.
Wouldn't this qualify as tax fraud? Wouldn't the IRS have a reson to investigate him now? Of cource these people are shameless. But to think no one would check to see if the non-profit still exists.....
and people still send him money?......what a bunch of dumbass's.........stupid,stupid ,stupid.
Hail The Stiffmeister!
I could use some money to augment my social security. Do you think any of that group that will send him money will send me any if I ask and pretend I'm one of them?
limp-Dick Blimpaugh @ 64:
Aren't there special institutions for these conmen where they can work on changing their gimme-money orientation? Or do you think they're born that way? /snark/
The truth about the Republican murder suicide.
http://crimeblog.us/?p=535
Of course it's a con game. He's a fundie preacher, isn't he?
Jackie @ 25:
yes, they are a bunch of charlatans. However, it's the people that muck up the religion...all the major religions have peaceful and loving parts and they also have hateful garbage. The christians have folks like haggard and abortion-clinic bombers. The muslims have sufi's and other areas of progressive thinking, etc. don't blame god...blame the a-holes who think they know what he/she/it thinks and wants.
Well at least he will have something in common with the ex-cons he supposedly wants to help in my ex-hometown. I feel sorry for his teenage sons having to be raised by this pervert and his ignorant wife. And these people call themselves christians. Hmmmm...
To the ignorant people that send this lieing drug addict money - you should get your head checked immediately, if not sooner.
Great...now he'll be preying(and praying)on desperate men out of prison and college kids.
Lookout Scottsdale....perv on the loose. Don't worry about your daughters they are safe.
I think Ted should be a Dick Tracy villain called "Gayface".
Kiki, that was a good one!
What a dumb fucker............
I wonder how many hours he spent in front of a mirror practicing that goofy grin. A lot of evangelists seem to have some version of that grin. Basically they are salesmen, and that grin is one of the tools of the trade. George Bush's uses his trademark smirk in much the same way. I guess the theory behind it is that if you can say the most ridiculous things and still have that silly grin on your face, people may still believe you.
I have a great idea, let's all send him a check for one dollar and write in the memo area of the check "for sexual favors!"
That would be a great reminder for him! Wonder if he would dare cash it?
Carmikl @ 78:
I've often wondered at the televangelists' goofy grins. My take is that they smile to show they are happy and saved, and also to rub it in that nonbelievers are unhappy and headed to hell, and they're glad about it.
The hell with him! Let hiim work at Walmart.
He's not Gay!
OMG. That is great reporting! You must read the article.
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