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Stephen Colbert brings on Thomas Friedman, author of The World is Flat and it's clear that the same man who said "Suck on this, Iraq" is not dancing to the same tune now. Colbert offers up the same six months (also known as a Friedman Unit or FU) that Friedman has spent the last four years claiming would be all we need to see "success in Iraq," but Friedman admits we're all out of FUs.

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FU, Friedman!

FU, Friedman.

FU.

Anyone else? There's nothing really nothing else to say. Write a book if you want to, but FU is it.

now if he would just admit he has been wrong all along, which history has proven he has, and then apologize to the the dead and wounded for his intellectual arrogance and ego-mania, maybe he could be allowed to work again. But until then, why does this ass-hat have a column NY Times again?

DaveM @ 3:

now if he would just admit he has been wrong all along, which history has proven he has, and then apologize to the the dead and wounded for his intellectual arrogance and ego-mania, maybe he could be allowed to work again. But until then, why does this ass-hat have a column NY Times again?

To balance David Brooks.

Iraq is an FU. A big ol' FU from Bush/Chenet]y/Haliburton/Blackwater to each and every American making less than seven figures a year.

I'm puzzled by the applause after Friedman says it's time for a pullout schedule. He hardly deserves a pat on the back for finally coming around to wanting a withdrawal.
And so the chorus continues: FU, Friedman!

Is it just me or was there something a little odd about Friedman's forced high-pitched laughter? Was he secretly afraid of Colbert?

I thought Columbia University already gave Iran a rousing round of FU's.

I love how he dodges questions about "a new Middle East".

Does Colbert have a say in who comes on the show? I'm really surprised he brought Friedman on and helped him push his book. Surely, that man deserves to be left in a cubical for the rest of his professional life, instead of being allowed to profit from the disaster (Iraq invasion) he had a hand in promoting.

>Cue throwing body from 23rd story window on to hood of cop car. Body crashes through and cop car screams off in panic - LINE!Diehard does make sense - even in small ways...)

Thomas Friedman is flat.

Friedman Units (FU) should have a grand listing any future political dictionary. At least a hundred years.

Q: How many FU's are left in this lame duck's presidency?

A: Approximately 2.5 FU

Bud @ 10:

>Cue throwing body from 23rd story window on to hood of cop car. Body crashes through and cop car screams off in panic - LINE!Diehard does make sense - even in small ways...)

Ok, I don't know what the hell happened there. My point was that this just reminds me of the part of Diehard when Bruce Willis yells "Welcome to the party pal!"

I'll stop trying to be funny now...

I do wonder whatever became of Reginald VelJohnson however...

i think there are alot more f-you's to go around

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T5dQmS16QGg

Here's a giant FU to Tommy... FU, bitch!!!

People confuse good writing with good ideas. Eloquent bullshit is still bullshit. I don't hate Friedman, but could we please have some new people on TV that know what the hell they are talking about.

I'm not out of FUs for Bush and Cheney, though...

McDuff @ 9:

I love how he dodges questions about "a new Middle East".

Does Colbert have a say in who comes on the show? I'm really surprised he brought Friedman on and helped him push his book. Surely, that man deserves to be left in a cubical for the rest of his professional life, instead of being allowed to profit from the disaster (Iraq invasion) he had a hand in promoting.

They all work for the same reptilian suitopaths (well dressed sociopath)

Colbert: "When did West bring Democracy to India?"
TF: "In 19th and 20th Century"

WTF... West had brought hunger, femine to India in 19th and 20th century. British fucked the country for 200 years starting from East India Company to Queeen Victoria. Either this remark by TF was a cruel joke or it shows his utter ignorance about history and affects of British Imperialism in India.
Mr. Freidmann, India got Democracy AFTER Indians kicked the West out of their country.
West is now again trying to colonize India using the neo-colonial techniques of economic exploitations. These techniques are implemented using terms like "free trade" pushed by World bank, IMF and WTO.

FU Freidmann.. just FU ...

Friedman, Kristol and all their ilk will never admit how wrong they are and by the way how many they've wronged Being an atheist has distinct disadvantages it's a waste of time to wish them to the inner circles of hell I'll waste the time and wish it anyway

Anyone who ever heeded anything this unexceptional sociopath had to say is a loser. It's delicious that the media companies that keep giving human defects like him a platform are dinosaurs preparing to recycle their carbon. At least they will finally being doing something useful.

mr. f.u. says about gore "i'm not sure he'll take responsibility". when did this dork-wad take any responsibility for helping promote prolonging what we have all knew to be a bad direction for the country and he now seems to see it. the question is how discredited does a wanker have to be before he is no longer seen on t.v.. nice job by steve c. to work in the 6 months thing. mr f.u. doesn't seem to see that he was just punked. of course as long as he gets his book plugged he could care lass, about his own image or what he helped bring to the world.

McDuff @ 9:

I love how he dodges questions about "a new Middle East".

Does Colbert have a say in who comes on the show? I'm really surprised he brought Friedman on and helped him push his book. Surely, that man deserves to be left in a cubical for the rest of his professional life, instead of being allowed to profit from the disaster (Iraq invasion) he had a hand in promoting.

People in the media have internalized the process so thoroughly they do not even know they are mere mindless cogs in a larger and ominous corporate/state machine.

Whether Colbert pulls a Dennis Miller sometime off in the future remains to be seen.

I was looking for the brilliant Tom Tomorrow cartoon about Friedman, and came across this brilliant Jon Stewart audio from 1996, about how the U.S. just loves to bomb & invade:

http://tinyrevolution.com/mt/mt-static/images/Stewart.mp3

Colbert credits Stewart for his political awakening.

Why can't any politicians and colummists just come out and say the obvious? This was a totally manufactured war, contrary to American interests in the area and around the world and will haunt us for generations. News flash, we were 100% better off with Saddam in Iraq than the Shiite Islamists, who will eventually wind up running the country. It's a democracy after all, right?

At least LBJ had the character to leave politics after he realized the disaster that had occurred in Vietnam on his watch. With this crowd, we have to worry about what war they will instigate next to salvage the upcoming election. That is what this is all about. They thought Iraq would be a political slam dunk. They were wrong. Now the problem is they are on the verge of losing virtually all of their political power because of the Iraqi quagmire. What better way to take the focus off their collossal blunders in Iraq than to shift the war to Iran? Just keep watching this fiasco. The sabre rattling has already begun.

At least Friedman is in on the "6 months" joke now. Only took him 6 FU's to get it.

How is it that someone actually PAYS Friedschmuck for what he does? How does this guy earn a living at it?

hindus have committed henious crimes against muslims, Sikhs and Christians in india. for some reason Tom friedman can't see through his bigoted eyes the human right violations committed by indian state.

As for india economic power just read this:

As many as 700 million Indians, more than the combined population of Africa and Latin America and twice that of the United States, live on less than $2 a day, subsisting on one meal a day of rice and lentils. Nearly half of India’s children are malnourished, a conference on India was told here on Tuesday.

The one-day conference was organised jointly by the Federation of Indian Chambers of Commerce and Industry and the Heritage Foundation to address US-India relations and “the road ahead.”

Kay Freeman, head of South Asia for USAID, told the conference that the three major challenges facing India were poverty, disease and health issues and natural disasters. She said this posed a “striking dichotomy” given the fact that India’s economy is more than $700 billion worth, being one of the 10 largest in the world, while its economic growth is estimated at 9 percent, with a middle class of 300 million. However, the gap between rich and poor continues to widen, marked by disparities in both urban and rural areas. Almost all rural poor families are dependent on agriculture. Literacy is low, especially among women, and the government estimates that eight to 10 million youth are not in school, limiting their potential for economic improvement in India’s high-tech driven economy.

Freeman said an unhealthy population could not take full advantage of economic opportunities available to it. People who are sick or malnourished cannot achieve their economic potential and caring for the chronically ill is an economic drain on families. Job creation to absorb the large numbers of youth entering the workforce is a challenge for India. She said major health issues face India. India has the largest number of HIV cases of any country in the world. It is estimated that by 2010, between 20 and 25 million Indians could be living with HIV. In 2005, about 5.7 million Indians had HIV. They were mostly male adults between the ages of 15 and 49, which is the most productive economic group. Also on the increase is the use of intravenous drugs, though it is levelling off in high-risk groups.

India, Freeman pointed out, is always subject to major natural disasters, which carry the potential to retard progress. She said India’s main challenges were delivery of core services such as healthcare, education, power and safe water, which are not available. Economic growth, while impressive, is not inclusive and has left 700 million in poverty. To diminish disparities, India must accelerate agricultural growth, improve the job market and assist in poorer states so that they can catch up. Economic growth has to be sustained and the government must address fiscal and trade deficits, while continuing to push ahead with reforms. The HIV epidemic must be contained before it spreads to the general public.

Agriculture accounts for one-fifth of India’s GDP but a large number of poor rural families are completely dependent on agricultural production for their livelihoods. Two-thirds of India’s population lives on the rural economy. Since 1960, India has made huge investments in irrigation, research and extension, farm credit and farmer development programmes. However, India’s macroeconomic policies and market regulations penalised agriculture. Agricultural growth, now at 2 percent, has stagnated. The productivity of the principal food crops has plateaued as the population continues to grow. Indian farmers are too dependent on cereal crops and need to diversify. Better credit access is required. Not a single village in India currently has a 24/7 energy supply. Demand for electricity is increasing at a rate equal to adding a 500MW plant every week for the next 25 years. Most electricity generation takes place from high-ash coal, which makes India the world’s fifth largest emitter of greenhouse gases, the second faster emitter after China. The Indian power sector is state-owned and financially unviable. Forty percent of the power generated is lost. To cope, the electricity sector will need an investment in excess of $100 billion over the next five to six years.

Mr. friedman is a bigot and anti muslim pretending to be a journalist!!

Joementum @ 26:

At least Friedman is in on the "6 months" joke now. Only took him 6 FU's to get it.

You think? Looked to me like it went over his head.

I've got something for you to suck on, Tommy boy!

I was astounded when Colbert went for the "6 more months?" jugular. He was obviously trying to get Friedman to commit to one more FU, without using the acronym, but Friedman was wily enough not to fall into the trap.

Colbert is exceptional.

Friedman Unit = FU = Fucking Useless

This is my fears, and I hope that it doesn't get erase, for it being too dooming. But if you compare WWI and WWII to Iraq and the similarity of this. I think of how we handle this affair in Iraq and maybe Iran in the future is making us look like Hitler. If we don't learn the mistake of WWI in the reparation of a country that we hold responsible for involvement for 9/11, then we should not be surprise to see a reprisal from all the other nation that deem us a threat. History have shown that a mego-mania dictator that have closed down an open society have only been taken down not from a revolution from within but from outside nation banding together taking down the aggressive nation.

The German people that have been unhappy with their govt at the time of Hitler could not muster a large enough dissent to change their govt, relied on the mercy of the other nation that took Hitler down.

I haven't heard anyone looking that far down the road if USA doesn't change course.

Iraq is so yesterday. We'll just declare success (we're on our way to doing so, after all), and then it's on to Iran for another battle to instill democracy at gunpoint.

And we won't even have to bring the troops home - we'll just claim a state of emergency mandates the troops stay in theater, just one country over.

What. A. Jackass.

(I feel that way now but check back with me in six months.)

I borrowed his book from the library, having just read a review of it. It sounded kind of interesting.

I read three pages. It annoyed the hell out of me.

A couple of days later I heard him in an interview. He annoyed the hell out of me.

I'm glad I didn't waste my money enriching him, and I'm sorry the library did.

FU, Friedman, and all who sail it you.

I'll never run out of FU's for Tom Friedman.

Friedman claims we (the West - Mostly the British) gave democracy to India in the 19th and 20th centuries?!?

Forget that the British destroyed India's early substantial industrial development as part of bringing India into it's system of empire. Forget about Ghandi's leadership in freeing India from Imperial Rule and finally establishing a free and independent country...

Who brought democracy to India? Certainly not 'the west'. No, it was a tiny little Hindu man bringing a message of peace and non-violence.

Hmm, a small guy speaking peace and scaring the hell out of the powers that be? Where have we seen this lately?

If "FU" means "Friedman Unit," does "WTF" mean "Who's the Fool?"

The only reason he's "coming around" is to free up troops to invade Iran.

He is a PNACzi to the end, don't forget that. Ever.

fuck Tom Friedman. He married a billionaire and endorses every outsourcing plan you can imagine. What's it like to live in a 11,000 sf house overlooking a golf course while you endorse 15 more months for a GI to be away from their spouses and kids

Time to set a timetable...of only 60 or 70 FU's.

reminds me of the old joke about the doctor who keeps giving his patient another 6 months to live until he can pay his bills.

Fucking moron. No al-qada in India. Maybe, but the Moslems, Sikhs, and Hindus are having plenty of sectarian violence without them.

Did he ever hear of "Partition." The estimate I find on the web is 500,000 dead.

There are reliable reports from Europe that claim the number of civilian dead is over 1 million at this point.

Well..

He did not eat it all ... but at least he took a bite...

Ahhh CROW...

Yum!

HEY FRIEDMAN... How about you start listening to me and the others who have been right this whole goddamn time??????????

Listen to US for 6 months...

No more Crow... Unless we are all out drinking and we just need to hear you say it again.... but just amongst us.

#24: "I was looking for the brilliant Tom Tomorrow cartoon about Friedman..."

I think this is the one you meant.

http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/07/23/tomo/

This walking ball of slime won a FREAKING PULITZER?!?!

FOR HIS COMMENTARY ON TERRORISM?!?!?!?!

Here is the death count article:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-iraq14sep14,1,397962...

Hell of thing you did Thomas. Hell of a thing.

The way you get that compliance out of a thug like Saddam is not by tripling the inspectors, but by tripling the threat that if he does not comply he will be faced with a U.N.-approved war.

The stated reason for the war was that Saddam Hussein had developed weapons of mass destruction that posed a long-term threat to America. I never bought this argument..

PopeTodd @ 50:

Here is the death count article:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-iraq14sep14,1,397962...

Hell of thing you did Thomas. Hell of a thing.

Todd, can you cut and paste the article if it's not too long? The page you linked to requires registration.

McDuff @ 52:

PopeTodd @ 50:

Here is the death count article:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-iraq14sep14,1,397962...

Hell of thing you did Thomas. Hell of a thing.

Todd, can you cut and paste the article if it's not too long? The page you linked to requires registration.

Here it is straight from the source:

http://www.opinion.co.uk/Newsroom_details.aspx?NewsId=78

Tom Friedman cannot be believed. Please don't fall for his bullshit. He cannot be trusted.

But, Fried-man...

"what's the rush? Can we let this play out, please?"

Sound familiar, you greased rat?

Not trying to spam, but for those who haven't seen this or don't remember...

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2884

These are the slugs we are putting on TV, giving them an audience of millions.

I can't wait to read Thomas Friedman's next article about free trade, which will be subtitled "My Family Makes Money from Free Trade Policies, so support Free Trade agreements and Make me Even Richer!"

McDuff @ 9:

I love how he dodges questions about "a new Middle East".

Does Colbert have a say in who comes on the show? I'm really surprised he brought Friedman on and helped him push his book. Surely, that man deserves to be left in a cubical for the rest of his professional life, instead of being allowed to profit from the disaster (Iraq invasion) he had a hand in promoting.

"But y'know here was a time, Steven, when, um, one could hope that Iraq was going to be the tipping point for a different middle east....you know the context within which people live their lives is important..."

Guess where Cheney gave him the juice during that quote. bZt!! Looks like the implant still works.

"Come in Friedman, this is Cheney: ix nay on alking-tay about aster-may an-play. People might see the connection between the embassy fortress and the secret superbases, and add two and two."

Friedman didn't say anything about a pullout schedule. He said it was time to "set a deadline." Deadline? For what???

An FU by any other name...

Thomas Friedman: Flathead.

jimbo92107 @ 59:

Friedman didn't say anything about a pullout schedule. He said it was time to "set a deadline." Deadline? For what???

An FU by any other name...

Thomas Friedman: Flathead.

Now now, the Flathead (Selish) Amer-Indians were well respected, freindly and peaceful.

No comparison. :)

'Come back in 100 years... and six months...heheh' That's some sickass humor Tommyboy... I'll have to give Friedman some credit though, for pointing out that due to technological innovations and the internet, we are 'all' in fact working off the same general gameplan... That's why we can watch OBL spin his shit as well as this little fucker... IT'S also why identity theft is a growth industry that threatens anyone and everyone now everywhere. If you play around online with your personal information, you are at risk....

As to his larger contention.. 'no more six months left'... Must have been tough to cop to that after bullshitting for more than four years in six month increments.... Yep, no more FU's left, running out of manpower (as long as there's no draft), materials, money, we're just basically running out of everything to go along with the political common sense of the real middle.. Something, which I think was the first thing the neocons threw out.. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm senseing a trend here... And it don't look good...JD

[...] The Colbert Report: Tom Friedman admits we’re out of FUs in Iraq - Crooks and Liars: “Stephen Colbert brings on Thomas Friedman, author of The World is Flat and it’s clear that the same man who said “Suck on this, Iraq” is not dancing to the same tune now. Colbert offers up the same six months (also known as a Friedman Unit or FU) that Friedman has spent the last four years claiming would be all we need to see “success in Iraq,” but Friedman admits we’re all out of FUs.” [...]

Friedman - that grandiose horse's ass... Billionaire, Israelite Zionist - will say anything to get us to pay the bill for Israel to take control of the Mid east in the manner we have in this hemishpere.,

The trouble is - they are both breaking down to more independent means - Friedman will be left to suck down martinis in his mansion in New york

I can't watch these at work, but I'm at home now. Friedman is an incredible dickhead. Un-fucking believably ignorant dickhead. He thinks steganography is embedding a whole word in the period of . . . html. Jesus, he's fucking ignorant!

Colbert's audience bursts into applause when TF admits we're outta FU's.

What an incredible asshat.

What does the Zionist Friedman know about India? The same amount that he knows about Iraq? Absolutely, jack squat... NOTHING!

NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!

That India is a democracy actually, a caste driven guise painted as democracy, the nations suffers hundreds of attacks/ assassinations/ bombings in country perpetrated by their own democratic countrymen against other democratic countrymen. India, THE DEMOCRACY. is prone to/ has a continual history of Hindi on Moslem on Sikh on Christian on Buddhist violence... This guy writes about foreign affairs and is considered credible. Friedman has probably traveled abroad little more than his hero 'W'.

Friedman is a know nothing, proves it on a daily basis and just plain sucks dick. Piss off Friedman, Murderer of US Troops!

Stephen let this one slip by, he could have really had Friedman's balls sitting in a jar on his shelf of shit but we all have our off days.

How did Friedman every actually make a living? For years he opined and made himself sound smart about a lot of crap that was never checked against reality - now he and a lot of other pseduo-intellectuals have been found out over Iraq, exposed as slick talking salesmen of lousy ideas. He has no credibility any more and the next guy to interview him could make a name for himself taking Mr. Friedman to task.

Time for a return of the Moustache of Understanding.

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/moustache_of_understanding.html

I get Friedman now; small man, big mouth

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