September 26, 2007 07:13 PM
Dartmouth Democratic Debate: On Faith
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This had to be the most aggravating question during the Dartmouth debate, both in its implication and in sheer unconstitutional glory. Moderator Tim Russert asks the Democratic presidential contenders to name their favorite Bible verse.
Um, Tim, are you trying to say that Democrats need to prove their faith? Nice Republican framing there. And on whole other level, are you confirming the mindset that only practicing Christians should be eligible for the presidency? What if there was a Jew, Buddhist or a *gasp* atheist on that stage? Would that question be considered appropriate then?




Somebody get Russet, that's the potato, a copy of the Constitution. What a buffoon.
Tim knew before the question was asked that everyone on stage claims to be a practicing Christian.
What a Dork that Russert is?
"And behold the Pumpkinhead, for he shall burst into flames from sheer wingnuttery."
Reality 6:66
Yeah. how about the fact that not everyone gets to answer the questions. Nice framing on Kucinich and Gravel asking about losing the mayorship and bankruptcy. Geez, they really don't want to give either one of those guys any airtime.
What in the blue, freaking hell does a candidate's favorite Bible verse have to do with anything?
Russert, you're a tool.
The only way to defeat wingnut framing is to reject the framing.
I saw Obama do this in one of the debates. He essentially pointed out that embedded in the "question" was a false premise.
I wish dems would rise above the structure that favors republican bullshit and call these "questions" out for the agenda they carry.
What ever happened to that little provision in our constitution that there shall be no religious test for those running for office?
Thank you! It was at this point I started yelling at the television. ugh
Didn't Russert also ask candidates about baseball?
Doesn't that mean he was trying to say that Democrats need to prove their love of baseball?
I guess I should watch the debates, but if no serious questions are going to be asked why the fuck bother?
Call me when somebody credible is the moderator. Timmeh needs to be fired and barred from doing journalism, or anything else important, ever again. What a fucking piece of shit.
Here's how they should answer it:
"Thou shall not kill."
Speaking of Iraq .....
I think Russert is saying that Democrats need to prove they are good Republicans to be President
If only one of them would have taken Russert to task on the ridiculousness of the question. Even crazy Gravel feel into the trap. Lame.
On Thom Hartmann today a caller noted the question and stated the answer should have been the reading of the section of the constitution that states there shall be no religous test.
The caller then read the section.
I'm with the caller. And thus shows how out of touch even our hopeful saviors of our democracy are with what we are asking them to save.
So why did the candidates answer the question. Why didn't any of them have the courage to say to Russert "Look, I believe in God. I read the bible. But the question is offensive, because ....... and I am not going to answer it. Will we ever have a candidate again who has courage? POne who will be a leader, instead of a lamb?
So why did any of the candidates respond to his question? What kinds of dopes are they? The obvious thing to do is cut him down at the knees: "I don't intend to drag religion into politics, where it doesn't belong."
Or, Jesus' love of some gay folks:
"I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left." Luke 17:34-36.
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Kucinich and Gravel are the only two real presidential candidates who are FOR America an not for world domination. Of course that means they will be kept on the bottom by the money/power candidates.
REASON
Curly rocks! Thanks LA Confidential.
TIMMEH!
...just had to say that.
i emailed him last night regarding this question:
Mr. Russert,
I’m writing you about the debate you recently hosted in Dartmouth, New Hampshire.
You asked a question, which i felt was inappropriate. The United States Constitution states that ” no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.”
So, i think your question asking the candidates about their favorite Bible verse crossed the line sir. I really think that the faith and religion of these candidates has absolutely no business being discussed in this way. You presented them with a religious test and I think you need to apologize for that.
CD @ 10:
Apparently so. I found both questions equally irrelevant, insipid, and stupid. And not just because I am personally an ardent atheist and non-sports-fan, but because both religion and baseball have nothing to do with one's qualifications for president.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. You disappoint me.
This almost makes me want to be one of these "journalists" asking the questions so that I can follow up with: "What's your favorite verse from the Bhagavad Gita?" or "What's your favorite verse from the Koran?"
Should have quoted leviticus 24:11-16 and said they absolutely believe that farmers that plants two crops in the same field should be stoned. I am sure that would have gone over well...
As an atheist, my favorite Bible verse is the one about taking great joy at smashing the heads of the enemy's babies against the rocks (Psalms 137:9) as it establishes that the bible is clearly not a valid source for moral and ethical behavior.
Mike @ 16:
Or better yet a candidate with the courage to say "look I don't believe in God. The whole concept is ridiculous. I would rather quote Shakespeare than the Bible because it contains more universal truths and literary merit."
Unfortunately such an admission is likely to doom a presidential candidacy in this country brimming with superstitious fanatics.
Ken Clean Air Systems @ 25:
I consider myself a Christian but I was less than pleased when he brought up religion and just annoyed when he brought up sports.
Plisko @ 8:
What is this word 'constitution' you speak of?
"Mr. Jefferson, build up that wall!"-Christopher Hitchens
I'm disgusted at the candidates for answering. The only correct answer to that question is to say "that's an improper question."
enor @ 32:
It's a quaint little document of yesteryear that has no meaning in the global economic conquest of more profits... what are you some kind of Luddite?
TIMMY! Yeah, disgusting, but you know what, Hillary? I don't think the golden rule is actually a Biblical verse. Is it? I think that's from earlier pagan civilizations. Help me out on this one, anybody.
Religious lunacy America 1 - Iran 1.
Sorry, but you won't see that in France, England, Germany, even here in Japan despite our best effort at parroting American political circus-blishment
Being a "non-believer", should that question have been asked of me, I would have responded:
"I do not know any Bible verses, but the "story" I am most impressed with out of the
Good Book is one that religious folks believe; being that man and the dinasours co-existed
together only 6,000 years ago.."
memorazation of bible verses makes one qualified to be president??
and what the fuck is a lightning round doing in a prez debate
Not to change the subject (I agree wholeheartedly that the question was out of line) but...
Hey Dennis? St. Francis was an 11th century noble and founder of the Order of Friars Minor. He isn't in the Bible. Good on you for having a quote imploring peace, but you could have gone with Jesus' "Blessed are the peacemakers."
An incorrect question, but, nice to know what they think or what they want us to think that they think.
Okay, that is way too complicated. But if asked the question, and if I wanted to answer it, I would have said "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the Children of God."
It would have been funny if any Republican had answered with that verse.
Heretic @ 36:
The Golden Rule is something that appears in one form or another in just about every religion, hence the reason why it's called the "Golden Rule". When Jesus cited his version of it, he never specifically say it was "The Golden Rule".
uncle joe mccarthy @ 39:
...and apparently pronouncing it "nookyoolur" qualifies you as a president as well.
I think he got the idea from Larry King when he asked the same question to Paris Hilton. So it really wasnt a sincere question, it was an attmept to try to trip them up. They handled it pretty well though, and it is something the Dem nominee is going to have to do to win. Youve got to throw in a little religious bullshit, even if you dont believe it.
Heretic @ 36:
Matthew 7:12 : Whatever you wish that men would do to you, do so to them.
That said, I'm an Atheist.
CD @ 10:
I agree that a person's religion or lack of religion should not matter but if they don't like baseball and know the ERA leaders and BA of David Ortiz with men in scoring position they have no right to be president.
In the spirit of unfettered free markets, lets just merge the two parties and stop pretending there's a difference. Anybody taking the bait on that horseshit should join Lieberman as another a-hole pretending to not be a "good ol'boy" repug.
#24-Freaktown
Very well written letter. That is the basic response that all the candidates, Democratic or Republican, should give to an asinine question like that. One also has to wonder if that was an attempt by Russert to demonstrate how he could wear his own religious beliefs upon his public sleeve. As you correctly point out, one's religious point of view has absolutely no business being paraded in a political forum. The people and the political leaders in Europe are no doubt looking askance at this desire by America's politicians and the media in this country to inject religion so unnecessarily into the public discourse.
And Mr. Russert what is the best airport bathroom for scoring in?
"There is no God" ~ Psalms 14:1
An atheist or jew could have a favourite passage anyway. Studing the bible academically is important to understanding history and art and (american) culture.
Boring Scott @ 12:
excellant answer.........I like...none of your gawd damn business...
Russert is a bona fide chickens**t. He needs to retire to a rocking chair on the nursing home porch and let his last 3 brain cells finish rotting in his thick skull.
I can hardly stand to look at him. He's on par w/BOR and Lush Limbo: an idiotic jerk.
Am I clear ;-)
uncle joe mccarthy @ 39:
and what the fuck is a lightning round doing in a prez debate
The prez. debates are like a game show; without the spinning wheel, lights flashing, etc.
but to compete with "E" and other entertainment shows, they must have a "lighting
round" to keep the auidence watching...
The question was completely inappropriate, but then Tim Russert is a shill for the Republican party.
BAC
JudyLou @ 53:
yes ma'am....
Boot @ 5:
Are you kidding, those two are the only two on that stage that would really unravel their con, they want American to stand for what American stands for Honor and Justice...not this petty crap the other candidates on both sides of the isle are standing for. the ideal ticket would be Kurcinich and Richardson (in either order) but in this idol nation I don't think enough people would be moved to vote for the ideal ticket.
I cannot say how many times while watching TV over the last few year that I have wished that I had been the interviewee/interviewer. This is just pathetic. The Democrats are just are fascist as the Republicans and just as stupid. Had on been on that stage last night I would have jumped right down Timmeh's throat on that one. I would have told him flat out in front of everyone that the question he just asked is not only unconstitutional, but is outright disgusting. That he should be ashamed of himself for asking such a question. That the candidates who answered it should be ashamed of themselves. Also, that right then, on the spot he should apologize not only to me and the other candidates, but to the American people who deserve better from the moderator of a Presidential debate. I would then, in the most demeaning way possible, explain to him as if he were a child in class just how insulting that question is to anyone who knows anything about this country. I would ask everyone watching to send their complaints to MSNBC and I wold dare him to ever ask such an ignorant and stupid question.
It is only when candidates speak up and embarrass talking heads on the spot, that this horrid media system will change. Just because the talking head is dumb doesn't mean that our candidates must be too!
No candidate mentioned Luke 19:27?
"But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence." -Jesus Christ
Hmm, maybe this is the side of Jesus that Bush worships...
CD @ 10:
I understand the point you're making, as with your earlier one about Russert's foreknowledge of the candidates' religions. But listen carefully to the question's preface:
"There's been a lot of discussion about the Democrats and the issue of faith and values. I want to ask you a simple question:"
The implication -- Americans think Democrats have no values and don't trust that you have the religious faith needed to lead. You wanna prove them wrong? You'd better know a Bible verse, so spit one out.
57 Dahgrostab’ph-r-i - dude I can't type when I get this passionate about something, American should have been America (both times :( )
" all the fat is the LORD's." --Leviticus 3:16
My favorite verse, I'm a *gasp* atheist!
Does anyone seriously think that the US would vote for someone that did not actively portray themselves as Christian in enough numbers to make them President?
I wish that it were possible but I do not think that at the moment it is.
Matthew 6:5-6
rob in toronto @ 63:
I think you're correct, though the zeitgeist is shifting. More and more of us non-theists -- one of the largest minority segments of the American population, by the way -- are speaking openly now.
United States Constitution:
Article VI
enor @ 26:
Timmeh is living down to my every expectation. He is a scalp-worm.
Russert you're a tool. Go back to lobbing softballs to Cheney.
dilly @ 62:
All the fat is the Lord's, eh? I knew the U.S. was BLESSED!!
Karen @ 60:
For anyone interested, the Secular Coalition of America is a lobbying organization for non-theists.
The smart answer should have been ... "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;"
And ... "The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
Timmeh and Jeff Gannon seem to have alot in common.
timmeh russe(R)tpotatohead!
WAFPOS
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"Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within they are full of dead men's bones and all uncleanliness. So you also outwardly apear righteous to men, but within you are full of hypocrisy and iniquity." [Mt 23:27-28].
That is a very inappropriate question and there should have been at least one candidate to state that. There should have been at least one candidate to stand up for the seperation of church and state; that politicians should never been seen as endorsing any one faith. Their job is running the business of our country, something that can be done without having to spout religious one-liners. Get back to placing an emphasis on fixing our nation's problems and stop playing the game the right-wingnuts have established.
Russert is an ass for asking that. Why they'd choose to have him as a moderator is beyond me.
Leviticus 27:6
Numbers 3:15-16
Exodus 21:22-23
A fetus or an infant less than one month old is not a person, and abortion is not murder, according to the infallible word of God.
Isn't the Sermon on the Mount in Matthew 6? Matthew 6 says that those who make a big public display of their faith are doing it wrong, that they'll not receive any reward in heaven for their efforts.
Matthew 6:1 "Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven."
HumboldtBlue @ 72:
HumboldtBlue has a point. I am really insulted by this stuff. Although I agree with him on the smart answer, I would probably feel that I needed to step Russert back from his premise and his clear lack of understanding. I don't believe that could be done with such a short statement. I also would have a very hard time stopping myself from disabusing Russert from his petty gotchas and Constitutional ignorance. I would be moved to do so with extreme prejudice.
I really wouldn't mind all the Christian bullshit mumbo-jumbo as much if the majority of Christians would actually act like Christians. Most people who say they are Christians do so not to better themselves but to bash others; religion is their club with which they hit others as they sit smugly on their high horse. If the Christians are right and the Bible truly is the guide to getting into heaven, heaven is going to be a very lonely place.
The oath every elected official takes is to uphold the Constitution. The better question would have been, "What is your favorite or most important part of the Constitution?"
Why, why, why do the Democrats allow their debates be moderated by the likes of the Tim Russert's of the world? Why do the Democratic candidates meekly submit to this format? If they are so gutless that they cannot stand up to the Media and demand the debate be run on their terms, how will they have the guts to run a country? Over and over, they allow these "debates" to be framed by the corporate, right-wing media.
My favorite sermon is when Jesus relates the story of how he and his pals initiate a "contest" to see who is truly "master of his own domain".
We need Muslims and Jews in the oval office too. Let's turn this country into a representative theocracy, instead of the Christian autocracy it has become.
Seriously though, what does one's favorite bible verse have anything to do with running for office? Whatever happened to the separation of church and state? Why can't these f@#&% people get it through their heads.
pinkobait @ 82:
Didn't Mary Magdalene also participate? As I recall, Peter didn't even last 10 minutes.
John 11:35: "Jesus wept"
Man, I wish one of them had the wit to say that one, and with great emphasis. Timmer's face would have fallen off.
"Tho shall not piss on my leg and tell me it is raining"...
Ken Clean Air Systems @ 30:
Shakespeare would've made a good source to quote...
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart:
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
Heretic @ 37:
It's Hillel the Elder's summary of the Bible: "What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow: this is the whole Law; the rest is the explanation; go and learn" (Shab. 31a).
At least he didn't ask how well to list the strengths and weaknesses of their wives...
*yeesh*
Mike @ 16:
Why should they even state that they believe in god or read the bible? Just say "I refuse to answer that question since I don't believe religion has any place in a political debate". period. Mr. potato head russert should be ashamed of himself.
Tim's after Bill Donohue's job.
Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man’s enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." (Matthew 10:34-39
So much for keeping the family unit together, blind obedience is what it's all about, baby.
Tim: "Go ye my brother, into the World of the unworthy and spread the false words of
your leader so that all will know that ye are not of this human race." Timothy: 213,
Article 15, Section 666, subsection 911, para. 123(y)
I have a God of my own understanding. Frankly, I've felt for many years now that ALL those so called "Good Books" are just so much crap and garbage. The Bible, the Koran, the Torahs etc. Supposedly the word of God handed down to man? What bullshit!!!! It's all just a jumbled up pile of contradictory hearsay. I love those people who say that the Bible is Gods literal truth. That God is a mass murderer and insane to boot. The same with the Koran and the Torahs. Why would any sane person want to worship a God that on the one hand says He is all about the love and on the other hand says if you cross me, I'll condemn you to the fiery pits of hell FOREVER????? I sure as heck would be running the other way from some crazy shit like that. I grew up as a brain washed Catholic and threw off the chains of slavery when I was 12, but I still remember the many times the priests and nuns assured me that I was going to hell because I questioned whether the Bible is literal truth.
..and verily did each candidate in kind attempt to answer this question of questions put before them by Timothy the Enabler.Thus did Saint Hillary fumble the holy poser put before her,desperately searching her memory for anything that sounded vaguely Biblical...
Tim was way out of line with this question and he knows it, but he just can't help to insert the relegious message as most republicans feel they need to do.
Let's face it folks. They really need it for the 2008 election, after all what else do they have?
You blame Tim for asking this question that smacks of Republican framing, but what about each candidate, who blindly fell into the frame without nary a comment or complaint?
"Thou should beware the man others call... Pumpkinhead."
Media Concepts @ 98:
"Be gentle oh holy person; judge not others for ye too shall be judged"....or some such
nonsense.
McDuff @ 84:
A representative theocracy? You don't actually mean that, do you? I mean, you can't, from your apparent extolment of the separation of church and state, right?
Anyway, how about we restore the revolution and our republic, and get back to our founding principles?
How about Genesis 1:1 - "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth". That should speak to everybody except maybe the atheists. It'a also the first mention of baseball: "In the Big Inning ...". :)
Rick @ 102:
Very clever....got a good chuckle from me...
I know a Bible verse!
Its called "THERE SHALL BE NO RELIGIOUS TEST FOR OFFICE" and its from a Bible called the US Constitution and it is the only Bible that matters in this country.
Russert is a bona fide asshole.
Anytime I run into a person who says the Bible is the literal truth I ask them which of the 2 versions of creation in Genesis is the real one.
You should learn to "turn the other cheek".
Certainly when being skin frisked at the airport while grasping your ankles...*rimshot*
OT question about tim-tim's question to Gavel: "How can someone who did not take care of his business, could not manage his personal finances, say that he is capable of managing the country?"
Too bad no one is willing to put the same question to Bush.
Boring Scott @ 4:
"Beware the Chimperor for he comes to thee as a man of God and he will drag thy nation and thy people down to the depths of hell"
Reality 6:66:2
conservatoire @ 6:
A tool and a ChristianOfascist enabler.
faith = Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.
Where is the candidate that will stand up once and for all and dispell myth. Why should anyone respect the god fearing? It's dispicable that a pre-requisite for presidential candicy is having a religious foundation.
From The Holy Bible, 2 Kings 2:23-24:
"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them"
oh really!
Karen @ 66:
I hope you're right. I don't know if I could take any more religion in politics.
Biggus Diggus @ 99:
Russert is a Potatohead. Yuk, yuk.
Sorry, it's late.
Ken Clean Air Systems @ 26:
Welcome to the dumbing down of American politics. The two things Americans can relate to the most, God and sports, so Russert brings both analogies into the Democratic debates to get the dumb lazy beer swilling couch potatos will pay attention.
Sometimes I wonder how we lasted as a world power this long.
There is no credible evidence that Jesus ever existed. The Jesus of Nazareth and the Gospel story cannot be found in Christian writings earlier than the Gospels. The early epistles (the earliest of which predates the earliest Gospel Mark by a few decades) attributed to Paul and other Christian authors make no mention of this historical Jesus of Nazareth and of the Gospels. The details and characters we have come to know as the “historical” story of Jesus are absent from their writings. Mary, Joseph, King Herod, John the Baptist, the miracles that Jesus was said to have performed, Jesus’s ministry on earth, entrance into Jerusalem, Ponchus Pilate, the Jewish mob, Jesus’s trial. Complete silence on all of it from the earliest Christian writers. Paul and the authors of the early epistles also never quote Jesus directly.
The only events that Paul and the other early epistle authors reference are the following three events: 1) Christ on the cross, 2) the resurrection, 3) the ascension… and these events are never placed on earth. Paul's Jesus existed in the "higher" spiritual plane of existence, which is consistent with the cultural beliefs of the time (i.e., that there existed a “lower” plane of existence, earth, and a “higher” spiritual plane of existence.). Paul was obviously a Gnostic. To the Gnostics, these Jesus stories were not meant to be taken literally as occuring here on earth, and this was explained to new initiates into the faith once they reached a certain level of spiritual understanding. As Christianity spread throughout the ancient world and became disconnected from its Eastern roots, Christian literalism overtook Gnosticism.
Despite what we are led to believe, there are no first-person accounts of Jesus. The original Gospel authors were anonymous, and only later were the authors named to give them the authority of first-person accounts. The Gospel authors, whoever they were, borrowed heavily from pagan myths as well as the Hebrew scripture. Born of a virgin; prophesied by a star; being baptized; water to wine at a marriage; 12 disciples; accused of heresy; crucified as a sacrifice for the sins of the world; resurrected on the third day. All of these details of the Jesus story and more were old hat and had appeared numerous times before in pagan myths that predated the Gospels.
As far as the historical record, although there are a long list of historians writing during the period that Jesus was supposed to have lived, there is no non-Christian record of Jesus before the second-century. References in Flavius Josephus (end of first-century) can be dismissed as later insertions by Christian interpolators.
I will be announcing my candidacy for presidency shortly. lol.
I just sent e-mails to all the candidates telling them how dissapointed I was that they even answered the question and to grow some balls (or in Hillary's case ovaries) and stand up to idiotic questions like that. (though not in those words)
I encourage others to do the same.
Frank you know damn well that just because there aren't any surviving records of a person or an event doesn't mean they didn't exist.
they should have said:
"No religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."
!!!
That question was wholey inappropriate. I just can't believe how far backwards our country has gone over the last 6 years. I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone. It seems like the country as a whole was more forward thinking in the 60-70s! It's really depressing when your worst fears about a dumbass president ane republican rule come true day after day after day.
CD @ 116:
Well, that's true, but the burden is on the person claiming that something is true or did exist to provide evidence in support of the claim. Indeed, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. But in the absence of evidence, the default position is disbelief.
I said that there is no credible evidence that Jesus ever existed. Lacking any evidence, a rational person witholds belief. "Revealed" truth doesn't quite cut it.
There are certainly plenty of surviving records from that time period, just none that give any real credence to a historical Jesus.
Scholars Timothy Freke (degree in philosophy, authority on world mysticism, internationally published author of twenty books,) and Peter Gandy (M.A. in classical civilizations, specialty in ancient Pagan Mystery religions) have recently compared the Osiris-Dionysus savior god of the Pagan Mystery religions with the Christian savior god Jesus. They were unprepared for the degree of similarity that they found between the two figures. Below is a summary of their conclusion in their own words.
Before quoting their conclusion, it will be helpful if I first define a couple of the terms used below:
Mysteries or Pagan Mysteries – The ancient Pagan Mystery religions of the Mediterranean that pre-date Christianity, in some cases by thousands of years.
Osiris-Dionysus – The savior god of the ancient Pagan Mystery religions. He was known as Osiris to the ancient Egyptians. Pythagoras (of Mathematics fame) brought the Osiris myth to ancient Greece in the late seventh-century BCE, upon which the minor deity Dionysus was promoted to his “savior god” role. Also known as Attis in Asia Minor, Adonis in Syria, Bacchus in Italy, and Mithras in Persia.
Freke’s and Gandy’s conclusion:
CONCLUSION
Either the Devil really has perfected the art of diabolical mimicry or there is a mystery to solve here. Let's review the evidence:
*Jesus is the savior of mankind, God made man, the Son of God equal with the Father; so is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is born of a mortal virgin who after her death ascends to heaven and is honored as a divine being; so is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is born in a cave on December 25 or January 6, as is Osiris-Dionysus. [My comments: The word usually translated as “stable” in the gospels is katalemna – literally, “temporary shelter” or “cave”. It was a widespread early Christian tradition that Jesus was born in a cave.]
*The birth of Jesus is prophesied by a star; so is the birth of Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is born in Bethlehem, which was shaded by a grove sacred to Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is visited by the Magi, who are followers of Osiris-Dionysus.
*The Magi bring Jesus gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, which a sixth-century BCE Pagan tells us is the way to worship God.
*Jesus is baptized, a ritual practiced for centuries in the Mysteries.
*The holy man who baptizes Jesus with water has the same name as a Pagan god of water and is born on the summer solstice celebrated as a Pagan water festival.
*Jesus offers his followers elemental baptisms of water, air, and fire, as did the Pagan Mysteries.
*Jesus is portrayed as a quiet man with long hair and a beard; so is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus turns water into wine at a marriage on the same day that Osiris-Dionysus was previously believed to have turned water into wine at a marriage.
*Jesus heals the sick, exorcises demons, provides miraculous meals, helps fishermen make miraculous catches of fish, and calms the water for his disciples; all of these marvels had previously been performed by Pagan sages.
*Like the sages of the Mysteries, Jesus is a wandering wonder-worker who is not honored in his home town.
*Jesus is accused of licentious behavior, as were the followers of Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is not at first recognized as a divinity by his disciples, but then is transfigured before them in all his glory; the same is true of Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is surrounded by 12 disciples; so is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus rides triumphantly into town on a donkey while crowds wave branches, as does Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is a just man unjustly accused of heresy and bringing a new religion, as is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus attacks hypocrites, stands up to tyranny, and willingly goes to his death predicting he will rise again in three days, as do Pagan sages.
*Jesus is betrayed for 30 pieces of silver, a motif found in the story of Socrates.
*Jesus is equated with bread and wine, as is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus' disciples symbolically eat bread and drink wine to commune with him, as do the followers of Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus is hung on a tree or crucified, as is Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus dies as a sacrifice to redeem the sins of the world; so does Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus' corpse is wrapped in linen and anointed with myrrh, as is the corpse of Osiris-Dionysus.
*After his death Jesus descends to hell, then on the third day resurrects before his disciples and ascends into heaven, where he is enthroned by God and waits to reappear at the end of time as a divine judge, as does Osiris-Dionysus.
*Jesus was said to have died and resurrected on exactly the same dates that the death and resurrection of Osiris-Dionysus were celebrated.
*Jesus' empty tomb is visited by three women followers. Osiris-Dionysus also has three women followers who visit an empty cave.
*Through sharing in his passion Jesus offers his disciples the chance to be born again, as does Osiris-Dionysus.
Discounting the diabolical mimicry argument, as all sane people must, how are we to explain these extraordinary similarities between Pagan myth and the story of Jesus?
The first possibility we considered was that the true biography of Jesus had been overlaid with Pagan mythology at a later date. This is a common idea often advanced to account for those aspects of the Jesus story that seem obviously mythical, such as the virgin birth. But we had found so many resemblances between the myths of Osiris-Dionysus and the supposed biography of Jesus that this theory seemed inadequate. If all the elements of the Jesus story that had been prefigured by Pagan myths were later accretions, what would be left of the "real" Jesus? If this theory is true then the Jesus we know is a myth and the historical man has been completely eclipsed.
The other possibility that occurred to us was more radical and challenging. Could it be that the story of Jesus was actually yet another version of the myth of Osiris-Dionysus? If we had not been brought up in a Christian culture, would we ever have interpreted the incredible stories related by the gospels as anything other than profound myths? No one believes the myths of Osiris-Dionysus are literally true, so why should we take as historical fact the same events related in a Jewish setting?
Not knowing quite what to believe, we turned our attention to Jesus' spiritual teachings, wondering if here we might glimpse something of the man beneath the myth. [My comments: the authors also found additional striking similarities between the pagan teachings and the teachings of Jesus. In other words, the “message” wasn’t new either.]
CD @ 116:
Well, I can't speak for anybody else, but "revealed" truth just doesn't cut it for me.
The stories of Osiris, Dionysus, Attis, Adonis, Bacchus, Mithras and numerous other "savior" gods are all uncannily similar to the story of Jesus. There are about 20 different points of comparison. As long as evidence isn't a requirement for you to believe in something, why not believe in them? It's a rhetorical question that we all know the answer to: because you were indoctrinated at an early age into the Christian religion.
Frank @ 120:
You don't know shit about me.
Who was it who said "All hope is lost?" That's how I feel after watching yet another Democrat debate. It will be my last.
After last night I'm resigned to the fact that I live in a one-party state with only one argument remaining: How best to arrange the deck chairs on the sinking ship?
Candidates indulge these insulting idiots when they answer a question like that.
An erotic verse from the Song of Solomon would have been fun!
And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout thelands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...
Jesus wept.
Shoot. #86 beat me to it. :)
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, you remember Matthew 21:27, "The Foolish man who built his house on sand".
Homer: And you remember Matthew...21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: "And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah...Think about it.
"The Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages have touched me. Marinara be upon him! RAmen!"
"They may be Pink but their money is GREEN!"
Or maybe:
"THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE! Send $1 to find out more..."
Naw, I guess my favorite is:
"Jehova is a space alien, AND HE STILL THREATENS THIS PLANET! Send 1$ to find out more..."
Bob be praised!
This question should have a two part answer:
I'm not going to order torture of this person until I am convinced he has the desired information. Why do you think so? Did another person give you his name to stop you cutting his fingers off? And that person was fingered by another torture victim?
Why should I believe a person who is willing to strap explosives around hos body or fly an airplane into a building is going to give up any valid information, no matter what we do to him/her?
This is a "Bait and Switch" argument; it starts with the proposition that we "know" the subject has the info, then switches to torture of a person "suspected" of having information. This may be a dirty trick, but more likely conservatives are to mentally deficient to understand the difference.
Karen @ 101:
Of course not, I was saying that in jest. But, the point remains, religion should have no bearing on what goes on in the inner sanctums (pun intended) of government, including the White House, the Congress and the Supreme Court. If people want to worship, let them worship in private whatever they want, but there's no need to mix reason, logic and law with FAITH. And while we're at it, let's remove the "under god" from the pledge of allegiance and from the currency.
McDuff (Post 133),
You are sooooo spot-on! Let's remove swearing oaths with a hand on the Bible in court, or when taking political office, or when becomming commissioned as a US military officer as well!
Religion belongs in the private, personal domain.
Free Thinkers, Unite!
Did Jesus have a Kawasaki Jetski? Is that how he "walked" on water?
Or Moses who came down the mountain and said I bring you these 15...***thud crash*** these 10, these 10 commandments.
Richard Peterson @ 132:
That's what happens when you've got fear mongering leadership on both sides of the aisle and in the oval office and an entire nation that watches way too many episodes of "24" and brainwashed by the media into thinking rapture is just around the corner. Give me a break.
CD @ 122:
Wow. Someone is just a tad defensive about his/her superstitions in the face of intelligent, rational analysis, isn't he/she?
So at what age were you indoctrinated into the Christian religion, CD, if not an early age?
Barrack should have got medieval on Tim's fat ass with Ezekiel 25:17 :
"Thou shalt not have a religious test for public office."
It may not be in the bible, but it's in the Constitution. Pull it out of your ass and read it, Timmeh.
Religion is really beginning to get on my f'in last nerve!
We are doomed if this is the trend even in the
liberaldemocratic party!I was hoping one of them would choose not to answer such a blatantly ignorant question! Kucinich? Hell no! You pulled out your little verse sheet? Say it isn't so!
Who's running for president outside of our sold-out two party system?
Wow, I've never seen a question result in so much BS-ing on the part of the candidates. Best BS goes to Kucinich for having the prop. Worst BSer has to be Richardson, for repeating Obama's answer word for word. Funny.
Jeez. Really inappropriate. He's essentially holding them hostage, too.
It'd be fine, I think, to talk about religion in a sit-down interview in a more open-ended fashion, but this sound bite format is shallow. I found their answers interesting, actually, but Russert is unsettling. He should know better. He really is adopting a GOP framing on this. Prove you're religious! I still think his ticking time bomb question is more asinine, though - well, on one level, at least.
There's a $1,000 bill in it for Timmeh if he dings a Clinton, and ten times that if he dings the woman to her face.
Scaife will back that action all day long.
Prove she's a lesbian, and Timmeh will get a golden rectum from the Cheney® Collection.
Biden nailed this one.
How about answering Russert with,
There is no way I can prove what ever faith I have to you here tonight Tim. How can anyone that believes pick one piece of the Bible?
God did not pick one spot to put on a Dalmatian, he chose many. How could anyone that believes have the arrogance to select only one? Poor question Tim....................
Here's mine:
"BE DOERS OF THE WORD AND NOT HEARERS ONLY."
John 1:22
Boring Scott @ 12:
Or... "Thou shalt not bear false witness. " Speaking of how we got into Iraq.
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I agree with Biden on this one. It is a cautionary passage that must be heeded.
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Can you imagine if one of the candidates recited a verse Timmy didn't care for???
Wonder if he will ask the Repukes a similar question? No doubt all of them will select the verse that condemns homosexuality????
Pity any of them who may be atheists or agnostics or "shudder" Muslims!!!
The questions that they ask during all these debates are just stupid BS. I would like to see something like health care, why does the American public need a new system, is not the system that you politicians have good enough for the public? I am sure that the politicians are ready to wait in line for medical care. How about SS, perhaps if you politicians paid into it and did not get these big fat retirements and we were not hell bent on trying to give every illegal benefits the system just might be solvent. Also if you are ageist the war and want it to stop then why have you not got the balls to vote to shut off the spending? Why do you want to tax the rich, you are rich and you expect the American public to believe that you are going to take money out of your pocket? Hell if you want to pay more then donate to the IRS all you want I for one am tired of paying for the governments mistakes and worthless politicians. Wake up America and do not re-elect anyone!!
When is somebody, anybody going to tell Russert he's incidental to life? I have never seen a bigger jerk than Russert.
My favourite verse in in the soon to be released, updated, 2007 version: Edwin 2:1 Wherein Jesus came down and said, "Shut the f#ck up Timmeh."
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