Right Wing Pundit On Hillary: "At Least Call Her A Vaginal-American"
By Logan Murphy Tuesday Oct 16, 2007 7:15pm
This clip from Monday's Tucker pegged the creepy/sexist meter. Right wing pundit Cliff May and Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson were talking about Senator Hillary Clinton and whether or not it should matter that some women may vote for her based on her gender.
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Tucker throws out a frat boy style genitalia joke and spouts off about women's loyalty to the Clintons. Not to be outdone, May, who is as whacked out as they come in the GOP, tells Tucker he doesn't think people should vote for a candidate based on their race, religion or gender -- then burps this beauty across the table which is sure to have the ladies lining up to join the Republican Party:
May: "At least call her a Vaginal-American."
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Keep on yakking you crazy Republicans. You are going down hard and fast!
can we at least call him a "dick-head"???
May: “At least call her a Vaginal-American.”
At least call Cliff May an ignorant, impotent micro-penis. Proud son of a Vaginal-American.
I've done some stupid things....but I'm not that stupid..man o man....the women are going to crucify these twits and rightfully so.......this just helped HC get more votes.
Unless you were Caesarian...We all are.
who is that little rethuglican man... just looking at him, I can tell he's probably not very familiar with anything vaginal. Let's pass the hat, get him laid, and see whether he has a change of heart....
Vaginas are skerry, like a sharp-toothed steel trap.
The more relevent question is: How many millions of men will only vote for men?
If you can't stand the Vaginas, stay in the men's room.
no, Putzy McSchmuck (Tucker) wouldn't have the balls to say that out loud, This guy is on both sides of every issue. it's funny when you are hired to give your opinion of the news and you have no real opinion. I always thought it was the weather people who didn't really need to know what they were talking about, but now it's the...the...uh, what do you call this guy? a news interpreter?
People actually watch that asshole? He ruined Bill Maher for me last week. Weazily piece of shit.
Tucker Carlson @ 7:
sounds like your on the wrong end of an angry woman.
abarts @ 11:
he ruined it for everyone...that's what republicans do, they get on shows to insure there is no substance and only rides the talking points!
I guess that makes the other presidential contenders penile Americans. MSNBC ought to yank these dick heads off the air permanently. That's just too course and idiotic for mass consumption.
Dahgrostab'ph-r-i @ 12:
Vagina dentata - associated with fear of castration.
That "joke" was Cliff May's entire contribution to the discussion?
What a sad little prick.
a vaginal american??
i prefer testosterone-challenged american myself actually.
ok ...how would they know?Their asshole babies
Poor Hillary. Conservative whackos are being mean to her. That must mean she's a progressive.
"Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata, ain't no passin' craze
It means no member, for the rest of your days
It's our penis free, philosophy, vagina dentata"
fiver @ 19:
This man should be forced
No, it means that Con-servatives are the smarmy people who are really lowering the moral standards in this country, not liberals. This man should be forced to apologize. I guess all the crazy christian Repugs think remarks like this are good for the young people of this country. Very christian, referring to someone's vagina on national airwaves.
Can we then call him an anal-American?
tina @ 1:
After the disaster that's been the last 6+ years, it's nice too see the repukes commit public suicide. Unfortunately, they've taken a lot of innocent bystanders with them.
john bourne harbour @ 2:
Perfect.
All I can think of to reply to this guy is you are an asshole.
What an amazingly stupid conversation. Watching three guys sit around and talk about gender politics being related to genitalia. Look, I am NOT a Hillary Clinton fan. However, those voters who are going to vote for her because she's a woman are not doing so because of her genitalia. They're doing so because of the perspective a woman has, in contrast to the perspective than a man has. Can these three guys really be THAT ignorant about gender politics?! Aren't there any other pundits available who can discuss gender politics playfully AND substantively?!
It's kind of like calling Tucker Carlson a dick. Not that anybody has ever done that, of course.
“Vaginal-American”
Sounds like it could be a title of a Green Day song.
Let's all try to imagine if, say, Keith Olbermann referred to the bush twins as "Vaginal-Americans." Or let's say Air America referred to Kindasleezy Rice as a Pussy-Publican.
You've gotta hand it to the Repubs, we will never discover how far the bar can be lowered, because they never stop stooping to new lows.
Well the least we can do is call May a Political Penis Pundit.
Sounds like vagi-phobia to me.
CG @ 27:
That was great!
Dahgrostab'ph-r-i @ 10:
Am I the only one who questions WHY OH WHY does Fucker Carlson has a show on MSNBC?
I've seen ratings of his show and it is at the bottom of the totum pole as to viewers.
And, as someone else commented upon.."he ruined the Bill Maher Show for me. He, Tweety
and J. Scrabrough(on MSNBC) should all be terminated from any and all shows. I won't even
touch Faux Noise, since that entire pile of garbage/shit heap should be banned from the
airways.
I wonder how many times Fucker Carlson voted for the other guy because he was white?
If these creeps represent men, they just made the argument of why we should elect a woman.
And what would the repugs say if a democrat said something in reference to their man's penis?
These guys think they can say anything - and they do.
May: "I don't think racial or religious solidarity should trump all issues either..."
So the Republicans talk about a Christian nation and the need for good god-fearing leadership, and the complete absence of areligious leaders is just noise? We shouldn't be voting based on religion?
I guess they really don't listen to the shit coming out of their mouths.
[...] know we have all come to expect bullshit like this from tucker and his ilk, but it never ceases to amaze me how shitty the discourse has become in [...]
Doggiebobo @ 33:
I wondered the same thing.
From Wikipedia
That answered my questions.
Tucker is a stupid F#cker!
May is a penile-challenged-American. He has yet to leave junior high school behind.
I am truly gobsmacked that anyone in the media would even think of uttering such a thing on air. Even Tucker looked stunned.
It's not simply the unseemly reference to 'genitalia-voting' that is so repugnant - it's the idea that women are so stupid that they'd vote for a woman no matter who she was on the basis of genitalia.
Fact: I have a vagina. Fact: I vote. The two are not necessarily joined at the Fallopian tubes. I don't particularly like Hillary, and would only vote for her if there were absolutely no other choice, as every Republican candidate is so much worse. But I fear that she could very well turn out to be an American Margaret Thatcher and a disaster for both the country and for furthering women in a society already filled with such condescending, obtuse, sniggering, genitalia obsessed dickheads like Cliff May and Company.
i lolled!
oh its just a joke on american sensativities. eg: not 'black' rather 'african-american'
This very very episode of the Tucker sitcom basically showed us that Tucker and May have tiny dicks. Everytime there's a Tucker clip here, his ratings spike to a total of 3 viewers.
Since I'm post #43, that means Tucker just doubled his viewership (at least for this clip).
Shall we call Cliff May an Erectilly Disfunctional American? Or will Vaginally Deprived suffice?
fiver @ 32:
Thanks...had never seen that particular video of the "CrossFire" program. John Stewart
really gave it to Fucker Carlson...even, if you listened closely, calling him a "dick head".
tucker is an educated idoit. they're the worst kind
Barrett D @ 49:
Having a degree does not make a person "educated"...He's just an idiot and that is
a very, very civil manner in which to describe him.
SevenString @ 20:
I'll pass on the vagina dentata
But order a penile colada!
Oh and please hold the nutMeg.
Am I the only one here who gets the feeling that those guys are all virgins? 'Cause they sure can't get laid with attitudes like that.
he was born with a gold spoon in his ass.....he's a fortunate son.I think thats the only real job he's ever had, that and crossfire....and he fails miserably at it.sound familiar?....he's a pompous ass.
michael @ 34:
I doubt he's ever been in that situation: has a non-white Republican ever ran in his district?
isnt tucker a vaginal american?
I'm tellin' ya, my gaydar goes off about Tucker. I think he's one of those guys with dirty secrets from the dorm. You know what I'm sayin'??
Anyhow, charming: "Vaginal-American". This kinda crap is sure to endear voters. How low will they stoop? Not clever, not amusing, not funny, and rather obtusely offensive.
tina @ 1:
Totally! Keep it up Republicans. I'm enjoying watching you go down fast (and not just Larry Craig, either.)
Is there any way I can't weasel Larry Craig into a comment/conversation? I doubt it. ;)
uncle joe mccarthy @ 54:
Nah, he's just a pussy
Can we call such Republicans, A-hole Americans? Is that too kind?
spoken like a true penile-american.
Cliff May is a neocon prick, a real American dick.
Number of times Carlson has had the option of (realistically) voting for his gender in a Presidential election in his lifetime: 5
Number of times all women that ever lived have had the option of (realistically) voting for their gender in a Presidential election since the dawn of time: 0
Carlson has never had the opportunity to NOT vote for his gender, and women have never had the opportunity to NOT vote for Carlson's gender. And yet Carlson and 2 other men feel the need to offer their perspective on this issue they have absolutely no experience with.
Next Carlson is going to give his learned opinion on his favorite tampons and pads.
every boob may look different, but they all sound the same ;-)
Carlson is an idiot, but anyone who "votes for their gender" is as big a tool as the
29%'rs24%'rs.klunk @ 63:
Hey! My boobs don't sound like that!
Fucking sexist assholes.
It's really funny that people only start saying that we shouldn't vote for someone based on gender when it's a woman on the ticket. 43 times we voted for men and nobody brought up gender? STFU!
This is as weird as the people who want to be called Womyn.
Although I won't be happy doing it, I'll agree to call Hillary "Vaginal-American" as soon as Republicons begin referring to Lil' George as "Retarded-American."
iRoc @ 8:
This is the point of it all. It may be true that women AND men vote for Hillary because she is a woman. So what?
These closet homosexuals are probably just jealous of women because they get to have sex with men.
cyn @ 66:
yes, that's what we should call him--
Companies advertise on this station because ... ?
This is a non issue I think. Thare have been past candidates who were women who have ran in presidential primaries, right? I don't recall women then floating thier gender to the presidential bid. Hilary must have something else going for her... maybe bill?
Can we call Bush a Stupid [deleted - and the answer is no.]
I think it's cute that they're so afraid of her.
Republicans fear the vagina....it has so much power! That is why the Republican party seeks to continually mysoginize women and keep them in their place... barefoot and preggers.
TC-14 @ 69:
That is a slight to the "retarded".
If Hillary is a "Vaginal-American" then this guy is, what my Aussie friends would call, a "twat".
please get this total ass off the air. not a hillary supporter but if its not about her voting record or her political decisions decisions and their outcomes. shut up
Wingnut Mark Levin has been going on about "genitalia" politics for about a week now. I'm surprised it took Cliff May so long to get with The Program.
Hillary Clinton is going to be the next president.
Tucker a man? He's a whinier that a 4 year old. He whines about liberals and now about women. He needs to grow up and have a mature relationship with a woman (if that's possible) so he can see how joyful life can be.
no matter what May and Coulter say they get cable news bookings by bookers trying to "prove they're aren't liberal"
The partially successful campaign to substitute gender for sex sure didn't clean up the language or raise the level of discourse, did it.
nonny mouse @ 42:
I heard that Cliff has erectile dysfunction and is jealous of powerful women. I bet Limpdick Blimpbaugh could put him onto a good drug dealer.
Well-spoken by a penis-poking American.
abarts @ 11:
Though I am a fan of Bill Maher, he has had some very negative impact on the public at times, due one major problem. He acts like a a fool with some people, particularly with what he considers beautiful women and/or amusing guests like Carlson. Remember that he had a lot to do with foisting Ann Coulter on the public. He constantly bashes anything and everything to do with marriage, which wouldn't bother me much if he didn't seem so obsessed with the subject. It's like hearing Oprah preach to parents about how to raise their kids when she doesn't have any. I don't know if it is Maher himself who chooses his guests, but I am sure he has the final say. I do not understand why he even bothers with the likes of Tucker Carlson, who is only on TV because he is another of the rich kids that seem to be running this country.
As for the idiotic "vaginal-American" comment, I guess big business doesn't realize the buying power of women. We are the ultimate consumers, married or not. The advertisers for Mr. Carlson's program, among others, should be very worried, regardless of who becomes president. Anyone who doesn't realize it isn't Dick Cheney but Lynn Cheney who has the real power, or that Barbara Bush is one of the most powerful women in history, is not doing their homework.
I don't remember the ladies going to the polls in groves when Geraldine Ferraro was on the Mondale ticket. I hope they do this time; Hillary's been fighting for women's rights for many years. I'm all man, but I'm glad that Hillary may get a bump from the females in our country. It's about time they get a shot at the big time. Hope she gets paid the same as a male Pres. Why wouldn't you go for the group that identifies themselves most closely with the candidate; especially when they are 52% of the country?
The more Hillary gets beaten up by right wingers and Hillary haters on the left, the more support she gets from moderates and the higher her poll numbers will go.
Those guys should really be called 'Dickhead-Americans'.
I will ...........So long as you properly refer to yourself as an Asshole American
Guy Fawkes @ 89:
If that was true Hillary would have been elected in 04.
Marvin Canuck @ 74:
Ah -- Kinda thought so! Sorry!
Okay. Excuse me while I call you a cock-sucking DICK!
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CD @ 92:
How do you get elected if you're not running ?
Women need their own venue for this - C&L won't let us use the language we need to for this blue ribbon piece of crap!
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Trittydi @ 96:
Don't worry every guy here has a mother so we all have a pretty good idea just how insulting this is.
MCMetal @ 95:
You get drafted.
CD @ 98:
Why would anyone think of drafting Hillary 4 years ago ? Way too raw and inexperienced at that time ........That isn't even worth arguing about.
Besides , this country at that time , if they were stupid and gullible enough to re-elect the worst president in US history because of a group of Swift Liars For Bush , the outcome would have been no different regardless of who Chimpy's opponent was.
MCMetal @ 99:
I'm to tired to have any disagreement with you.
Good to hear that he's heard of them, even if he has never used one.
"...he majored in history at the private liberal arts Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut, receiving a degree in 1992."
Most of his family's friends received pardons in 1992.
Do we have to pay Cliff to undermine the Republic party or is he doing this out of the goodness of his heart.
Either way, you sexually challenged penile dickhead. Keep up the good work.
I doubt you could keep anything else up.
Fanon @ 65:
I'm sorry, but I'm going to need some proof. And being somewhat hard of hearing, I may have to get really close.
Please understand, it's all in the name of research, mind you. ;-)
Wow, that's just lovely. The republicans just keep right on demonstrating how low they can go, and whenever you think they can't top themselves, they never fail to deliver. Is there anything they can't make a wedge issue out of? Why don't we start pitting women against men and referring to one another by our genitalia. They really are desperate, in addition to being childish, crass, and stupid.
iRoc @ 8:
Bingo! First of all, women have been able to discern the differences between male candidates for generations and have voted accordingly.
Their projection on to women that women would vote only by genitalia reveals their own blind impulse -- DICKheads only vote for other DICKS (as evidenced by the Reputzlican Party!)
Can we call him a dick-american?
What the fuck is going on with this country?
Did he make the same jest when Elizabeth Dole was running?
I pretty much keep MSNBC on all evening except when Tucker comes on. I'm not a Lou Dobbs fan, but for that hour I turn it to gripe at him. (Tucker makes me sick... pretty much like Glen Beck.)
The republicans are so afraid of women. That's why they try to keep them so under control.
Doggiebobo @ 33:
I don't know anyone who HASN'T questioned why he's still got a show. He has virtually no audience. From Day 1, Tweety, Joe & Fucker have been Hillary-obsessed misogynists. It's been non-stop & vicious, day after day. The bad thing about Joe & his crew spewing hate for Hillary is that he's blatantly campaigning for Barack in the next breath.
Fucker's been worse than Fox Noise sometimes. The rest of that segment included him asking (again) will white males vote for Hillary? Then he went into this convoluted "history" of why (in his opinion) white male voters left the Democratic Party. According to him, because they were racists & the Repubs seemed more their type after the Civil Rights days made them feel unwelcome on the Left. Then he asked how can the Democrat (sic) Party bring those white male voters back to the Party if Hillary is the nominee? "They're sure not going to vote for a woman so what does the Democrat Party do to bring them back?" WTF? Putting aside how wacked his premise is, why would the Democratic Party want "racists" from the Repug Party? He's so hate-filled when it comes to Hillary, it hurts my head trying to follow all his false premises & bogus strawmen. You shouldn't be allowed to vote because you're voting for the wrong reason (candidate's gender). Racism is bad but misogyny is okee-fine. Is he on something? I'm done trying to watch "both sides" anymore. Wonder if any of the "MSM" including MSNBC will pick up on what these morons said? I doubt it. They'll just keep saying she's "inevitable" & then launch into another tirade against her. Have they ever considered that what they're all doing to Hillary is backfiring on them? Just a thought, that's all. As her numbers keep going up, so does their blood pressure.
ysbaddaden @ 109:
Welcome back, Benazir Bhutto. How will you deal with the countries who see women as not worthy of human rights like men? Oh wait, you've already had that experience. Never mind.
"When firsts happen it says something about a society, bla bla bla."
George W. Bush is the first court appointed president in US history.
a person @ 107:
That would be "Penile American".
LOL
Olbermann needs to have Tucker on his show, without saying anything to him, and just slap him in the face, and then cut to commercial.
Highest. Ratings. Evar.
I don't really care for Clifford May he has been giving backing to this administration on all things until the immigration issue came forward. But it was a joke... A bad one, but a joke. Enjoy live a little more C&L, don't be so reactionary.
Ms. Clinton is doing fine on her own.
As a Penile-Testicular Canadian, I have no problem at all with Vaginal Americans.
Bring 'em on, I say.
May's a penile American voter...He'll probably vote down the Phalican party line.
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Colbert, Stewart and Larry the Cable guy are comedians not news brodcasters.
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Eeeewww. I think you just bit yourself, pal.
Doggiebobo @ 49:
Given his pedigree, if Trinity was the best (in terms of prestige, not academic merit, that is) school he could get into, methinks idiot might overestimate Tucker's intellectual ability.
You say vageena, I say vagina, vageena/vagina vageena/vagina let's turn the whole show off! These men are limp dick mother fuckers, how come nobody said that?
only funny if Maher says it.
right?
Ok, Stewart and Colbert too.
Definitely not Charlie Rose.
Not sure I see the point of this. It's obvious to me that mainstream media wants Hillary in, despite it not being in their best interests. Why would that be? Perhaps that's the real question. I understand Murdoch, who's nobody's idea of a nice chap, is pumping millions into her campaign because she's front runner. Now. Everybody take a step back, take a deep breath and ask themselves. Why would he do that.
I used to like Hillary a great deal when she was first lady. But since she now gets over $200,000 a year from Pharma companies, I do somehow doubt the sincerity of her 'healthcare for all' policy. Could it be the very vehicle to ship more unnecessary medicine on the US general population? Well, if i were a betting man.
Now why isn't there an Imus like uproar about that? Hmmm? May's comment was every bit as objectionable as Imus', and look where it got that asshole. Tucker should follow him for allowing that dick-head say that and get away with it on his show, and May should be forced out of his fancy-titled position. Oh, but it was said in reference to a white woman, by a black misogynist so that makes it ok? The discourse in this country makes we want to hurl.
Feckin' Rat Bastards!
If only all this were true, they wouldn't have to promote it so much
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