Culture warrior Huckabee saw a lot of enemies

  It’s been days since we learned about another intemperate, intolerant remark from Mike Huckabee before he became a presidential candidate, so I suppose we were due for a new round of revelations.

David Corn took a look at a book Huckabee wrote as governor in 1998, called “Kids Who Kill: Confronting Our Culture of Violence,” and found a “fierce culture warrior.” Among the “cultural conflicts” Huckabee descried:

Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities.

A few pages later, the reader learns:

It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations — from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.

Huckabee's book went on to denounce no-fault divorce, women’s equality in the workforce, and these perceived social ills:

The legal commitment of ideological secularism to any and all of the fanatically twisted fringes of American culture — pornographers, gay activists, abortionists, and other professional liberationists — is a pathetically self-defeating crusade that has confused liberty with license.

Remember, this is the same guy who pledged to "bring this country back together" at the last GOP debate.



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Goodbye, Mikey! We hardly knew ye!

~It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations — from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.

Yeah, all those PSA's about shputzing faggy baby corpses and wearing leather have really done a job on the youth of this nation.

I gotta ask, what organization does this idiot think is supporting necrophilia?

What woodwork are these fucktards comin' outta?! Plug it up!!

Culture Warrior?? I thought billo made that phrase up.

The legal commitment of ideological secularism to any and all of the fanatically twisted fringes of American culture — pornographers, gay activists, abortionists, and other professional liberationists — is a pathetically self-defeating crusade that has confused liberty with license.

Please translate into English. Please. What does this mean?

Oh is THAT what caused the 'fragmentation and polarization of our communities.' I was kinda wondering....glad he cleared that up.

cato digs up some scary stuff about huckabee

http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2007/12/20/follow-huckabees-money/

Denouncing "equal pay for women".

The Huckster's contempt for Equal Rights for women keeps coming up again and again. I'm seeing a definite trend here and I hope I'm not alone.

The "woman subservient to a man, stay home, barefot and pregnant so Imay spread my seed" meme seems to keep popping up. And I alone in noticing this?

me and myself @ 5:

Culture Warrior?? I thought billo made that phrase up.

He did! But if it works, STEAL it. It provides a convenient excuse when you ask all the conservative chickenhawks why they're not in Iraq fighting the real war that they support so enthusiastically. Can't do it! If they were over there, who'd be fighting the CULTURAL war at home? (Not that the Army could actually MAKE USE of any of these spoiled brats anyway, but I'm just sayin...)

Wow, I always say Republicans are bigots and even if you are not a bigot if you support the Republican party your worse then a bigot...

...a bigot is an ignorant person who does or says stupid and awful things...and the only thing worse then that is someone who sits by and does nothing.

This guy shows he is clearly a bigot, but people who would otherwise be decent are supporting him and his bullshit ideas.

Well, republicans are just like diapers: they both need changing regularly ... and for the same reason.

But I'm not sure we need to take these whacked-out fundamentalist radicals too seriously. After all, when they're watching "The Flintstones" they think they're viewing a documentary.

So because women's rights, gay rights and environmentalism are divisive, we're supposed to accept the status quo? It seems to me that Jesus was divisive - always in the marketplace stirring things up.

Is it true that nearly 1,000,000 souls have been killed in Iraq?

If so, does the asshole known as Huckabee have anything whatsoever to say about it, or is sex the only thing on his little mind?

You know, I gotta agree with some republican strategists, strategists who are fed up with their own party for supporting the neocon-fringe christian element. They want to punish their own party by making Huckabee their presidential candidate. I agree, I also want him to win the nomination. I agree with them when they say that if Huckabee wins the nomination, he has absolutely no chance of winning the presidency-it will definitely go to the democrat. I think the republicans are absolutely fed up with the neocon-fringe christian agenda. Aren't we all.

Those damn environmentalists. All we want to do is pollute the environment and destroy the ability of life to florish on this planet. How dare they make us pay for the costs we want pass onto others...maybe he got on a train around this time and just got off, not realizing time has passed and the Republican Revolution died along with the country.

Mugsy @ 9:

The "woman subservient to a man, stay home, barefot and pregnant so Imay spread my seed" meme seems to keep popping up. And I alone in noticing this?

yeah, in this Republican economy who can afford to be a stay at home mom?

that's the trouble with Republicans they don't care about anyone who doesn't have enough money or live in the right neighborhood and they just don't give a shit about you if your the wrong color or love the wrong person. so while they support subservient women who shouldn't earn as much as a man doing the same job - if it was their wives they would sue over equal (or even higher) pay.

a good example would be to ask "what was the last negative thing these assholes have said about Jenna or Barbara Bush whoring around wherever they go? You will never hear them say what they said about Chelsea and she never was caught doing any of the things the Bush girls have done.

I LOVE this. The Christians coming back to haunt the GOP. I couldn't have asked for anything better.

Lollimom @ 14:

is sex the only thing on his little mind?

You haven't heard that Republicans are also the biggest perverts? next time your in a public restroom just check the 3rd stall from the end...you'll find a Republican tapping his foot in anticipation. Better yet (to keep a safe distance so you don't get any on you) just tune into Bill'O-jobs show on Faux News, he'll have some dirty video running while he tells you that you shouldn't watch the video he is showing you. (fuckin' Republican logic!)

Really, the worst are the "necros" who only do it with corpses of their gender. Now that's sick man.

Kids Who Kill - Just following the Bush's example of resorting to violence to settle matters.

I suppose if the sadomasochist said "submit gracefully to me", rather than just "submit to me", it would be okey-dokey, eh?

seevee, the dead animal fu%$ers are behind all the problems in the world. Huck is receiving tons of campaign cash from the Legalize Dead Dog Sex fund and he doesn't want to rock the boat. Second on the list is the Northern Arctict Elf Federation, who are pushing various "legalize midget mairage" campaigns. Where in the bible does it mention that midgets are allowed to marry?

Instead of worrying about homosexuals, aids victims, abortion, enviromentalist, Huckabee should be worried about his own son.
Isn't it a known fact that animal abusers/killers more than likely grow up to be serial killers.
Let's ask Jeff Dahmer, or Wayne Gacy.
Huckabee should focus more on his son's action of hanging a dog, than the action of others.
This was a dispicable action that Huckabee made an excuse for.
Hey! This may be the norm where he comes from but the rest of this Nation and the world think killing an innocent, defensless animal is sick.

"Kids Who Kill" huh. Hey Huck, you better keep an eye on that dog-torturing-killing son of yers. That's the genuine pathology to homicide.

Reich-wingers are consistently and constantly obsessed with sex and "sexual perversions". That speaks volumes of the Grand Ole Perverts.

In kids who kill does he mention that one of his own sons brutally murdered a stray dog?? He hung the and then slashed it's throat!

His message will spread before it subsides.

Lollimom @ 14:

Is it true that nearly 1,000,000 souls have been killed in Iraq?

If so, does the asshole known as Huckabee have anything whatsoever to say about it, or is sex the only thing on his little mind?

Uh...yes, pretty much. For modern day conservatives, the 'culture of life' only applies to the unborn, but adults are fair game. Especially brown colored adults. That's been ever since somebody noticed that the majority of 'pro-life' people are also 'pro-death penalty.' The only way to resolve this obvious contradiction is just to recognize that what these guys 'believe' has NOTHING to do with a philosophy or an ideology, and EVERYTHING to do with authoritarianism, and exercising power over people that you don't like, or people who are 'not like them.'

The whole 'conservative movement' pretty much makes sense if you think of it in those terms.

-They don't mind homosexuality if you're Ken Melman, keep it in the closet, and also believe in tax cuts and no gun control. It's just LEFT WING homosexuals that need to be stomped on. You know? Like the ones that live in San Francisco.

-They don't mind SOCIALISM, as long as it's socialism for rich white men. Socialism for poor brown people, on the other hand, that's evil.

-They don't mind government handouts, as long as they're government handouts to rich white people who own stocks in big pharmaceutical companies, big oil companies, or who bought big expensive houses with a teaser low mortgage rate. Food stamps for poor people? NO WAY!

-They don't mind government handouts as long as they're in the form of tax breaks to buy $100 000 SUVs that guzzle gas like there's no tomorrow (because half of those end-time wingnuts believe there IS no tomorrow). And if that fits in with the oil company profits agenda, all the better. Government handouts for poor sick kids...NOPE! When it comes to THAT, it's every man for himself. Libertarianism all the way!

In a nutshell, they don't mind socialism as long as it's socialism for the rich.
They don't mind welfare, as long as it's CORPORATE welfare.
They don't mid killing people as long as they're out of the womb.

Huckabee:

The legal commitment of ideological secularism to any and all of the fanatically twisted fringes of American culture — pornographers, gay activists, abortionists, and other professional liberationists — is a pathetically self-defeating crusade that has confused liberty with license.

If this guy doesn't make president, he could become O'Reilly's new co-host, to take Michelle Malkin's place....after she was dragged away in full restraint.

Pedophilia, sadomasochism, and necrophilia are publicly endorsed and institutionally supported? Where? Here?

FSM help us.

munodi @ 27:

In kids who kill does he mention that one of his own sons brutally murdered a stray dog?? He hung the and then slashed it's throat!

From the picture I saw of his sons, this kid must have eaten it afterwards.
His own little Jeffrey Dahmer...how precious.

If you've read this far down the list you must be laughing loudly. So....who does Huckabee feel should get more $$, a homosexual hooker, or a dead female hooker?

munodi @ 27:

In kids who kill does he mention that one of his own sons brutally murdered a stray dog?? He hung the and then slashed it's throat!

Imagined Huckabee reaction:

That's okay son. The secularists must have made you do it, right?

Huckabee son:

Redrum

Huckabee is a "Huckster" panders his hypocrisy disguised as real Jesus teachings, he proved his hypocrisy during the republican debates when asked what would Jesus do on death penalty issue, he dodged the question with a joke which got him huge laughs from his fellow republican hypocrites, who cry when a unborn fetus is murdered [what a true Jesus believer would do], but they lust with blood lust when a condemned inmate is put too death [which is what the biblical pharisees did too Jesus with the condemned adulteress, whom by gods law and mans law of the time was due stoning too death, no if's no but's, simple and plain old testament law..., which is the right wings eye for a eye pharisee justification for the modern day death penalty, Jesus would not have run for a political office as Huckster Huckabee joked, he was too smart for that, yes, but he would have a opinion on death penalty, as the parable of the condemned adulteress proves, Huckabee bragged on his over seeing several executions as governor, Jesus would have confronted him and condemned of his own soul as his biblical counter parts the Pharisees were, Huckabee is a typical republican hypocrite, give tax cuts too the richest 2%, decry the murder of fetuses, but enjoys his role of executing condemned criminals, the sad part is many follow this idea, and if Jesus were here today, he would not be a republican or democrat, but he would definitely confront these hypocrites and shame them for what they are "blind biblical goats" whom pay lip service too jesus teachings, and only follow the parts that will win them elections, power, wealth, Jesus will not know them on judgment day, and God the father will not even look upon them as they get their just fate....

Please tell me this guy stands a snowball's chance of ever being elected. Please, someone tell me.

I could probably convince myself but after the last 8 years I don't know what to believe or expect anymore. There's a very significant part of me that thinks Huckleberry actually has a legitimate shot.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Problem with the conservative absolutists: They are trying to conserve their way of life, their level of 'spirituality', their idea that ONLY their ideas are valid, their brand of Christianity is the only valid one, THERE IS NO ROOM AT THE TABLE FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT THEM, wimmen folk, nee-groes, homo-sexials, lib'ruls and other deviants are not even human like they are. But they DON'T judge, oh no!

Those that follow the televangelists of today are like the believers who followed the biblical pharisees of Jesus time, it is not a mere coincidence that the right wing republicans can lay claim too the evangelists as their core, the televangelists of today are the false prophets predicted by Jesus, he said they would abound in the last days, and one could identify them by the words out of their own mouths, they preach this false prosperity religion, that god and jesus meant for them all too be rich, and blessed with earthly wealth, ignoring the real teachings that Jesus preached ones treasures will be non earthly and heavenly, those who buy this and believe in it, are merely fullfilling the bibles prophecy that a certain segment of people will be labeled the "blind biblical goats" whom will ignore the poor, naked, hungry and those sick and in prison, and this describes the greedy, self enriching, right wing republicans who give the richest 2% more riches they do not need, cry that the poor on welfare are lazy, scum, shiftless, deserving of their poverty, as they kick them off the proverbial dole [that poverty level welfare check], cast them naked into the street from those section 8 homes [slums in reality], but they do claim too be compassionate conservative caring christians, and too prove this they say they are really helping these poor get into main stream job market on those poverty level minimum wage jobs, but in same breathe they refuse too let the representatives they elect in the republican party raise the minimum wage too a living wage, it would cut too deeply into their corporate profits or divdends from stock investments, hypocrites is something they will not see themselves on judgment day, if so their would be no blind biblical goats which Jesus says there will be many.....

I can't believe that this guy was on Bill Maher a few months ago and actually made sense. What a liar. And anyone who associates all of his stated "abberations" under one umbrella has no intellectual, spiritual, or emotional leg to stand on.

[...]

Huckabee also has a televangelist's knack for getting caught with his fingers in various cookie jars. In his first year as governor, Huck used a $60,000 tax­payer fund for personal expenses like dog food, pantyhose and meals at Taco Bell. (One of his sons — also a very heavy man, as his ­father was — reportedly joked that "there's not a Huckabee alive that can eat at Taco Bell for seven dollars.") The governor also tried to keep $70,000 in furnishings for the governor's mansion supplied by a local cotton grower, and used inaugural funds to pay for clothes for his wife. "Mike is first and foremost about Mike," says Brantley. "He'll nickel-and-dime whoever he can to line his pockets."

uckabee has also been accused of paying himself as a consultant to his own senatorial campaign, allowing special interests to pay for airline tickets for his daughter, receiving a canoe from a Coke bottler and — hilariously, if you're wont to laugh at the sheer small-town gauche greediness of it all — setting up a "wedding registry" at Target and Dillard's department stores so citizens could lavish the Huckabees with gifts as they renewed their marriage vows. The long list of desired goodies included twenty-four settings of Lenox "Holiday Nouveau" china, a KitchenAid mixer and a "Jack La Lanne power juicer." If you didn't want to pick out something yourself, the Huckabees were glad to take straight cash. "Message from the couple," the registry noted. "Target GiftCards are welcome."

[...]

Why do I have the sudden sinking feeling that if Huckabee succeeds in winning the Presidential election (deity forfend), we'll find ourselves saddled with a leader much like Chancellor Sutler in the movie "V For Vendetta"?

Huckabee is going too maybe win the republican nomination, but he can never win a national election, since the 73% who fit into the democrat or independant category and they are tired of this game the republicans play as righteous, hollier than thou, fake false prophets...., there is a old saying, one can fool some of the people all the time [27% die hard republican base], but one cannot fool all the people all the time [73% whom do not eat and dine on the fox news propaganda machine], the only way republicans can win in 2008 is via another election fraud as exampled when Bush Jr had his brother Jeb Bush disenfranchise 50,000 florida voters...., not saying it is impossible, but not likely, my dear late mom had a saying fool me once shame on you [republicans], fool me twice shame on me [democrats], time will tell, the good thing is republican hypocrites like Huckster Huckabee, have sold their souls a long time ago too someone who is opposite of Jesus/God, and the god I believe in and have faith in, might not let these abominations whom preach in his and his sons names continue forever with their sin....

Dear Lord,

I can handle the devil by myself, but please, oh please, save me from your followers such as Fuckabee. :)

He's a dangerous, rabid religious fanactic. Fallwell and Robertson go under the heading of "Christo-fascist." There main goal is money, Huckabee really believes that shit he spews.

Yeah, sure Mike. Necrophilia has undermined our country. Excuse me now while I get on my spaceship and return to Earth.

How many secular humanists burned people at the stake?

Just wondering, asshole.

Huckabee is Bush II on meth instead of booze.

Oh yeah, and fuck you and your fat fuck spawn.

Preacher Boob @ 47:

Huckabee is Bush II on meth instead of booze.

Meth or PCP?

"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations — from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia."

I know what he means. I went down to City Hall just last week to get my Necrophilia license and they told me i had to pass a government approved course in pedophilia. It makes no sense to me at all but they said kids die too.

For more background on Mike Huckabee the dangerous extremist and radical reactionary, see:
- "Top 10 Moments in Mike Huckabee's Extremism."
- "10 More Moments in Mike Huckabee's Extremism."

"...other professional liberationists..."

You mean i can get paid?

The secularists, atheists, agnostics are joining together in a mighty non-christian army, with white horses, lances, and swords. Dressed in armor, and mail, and singing 'Onward Non-Christian Soldiers', they are starting a mighty crusade.

They shall advance across the lands, and every baptist minister, or catholic priest, or pentacostal preacher, or pontificating presbyterian, or mendacious methodist, or effeminate episcopalian they meet shall be subjected to the iron maiden, or stretched on the rack, or waterboarded for truth, or branded for fun, until they confess their blasphemy, admit there is no 'god', and swear to commit the balance, if any, of their lives to secularism and hedonism.

Look out, all you huckabees out there, the tables, they are a turnin', and you're it.

Join the Crusade Against CrazyChristianity, all non-faiths welcome.

Another "evil doer" hiding behind the cross = Huckabee

Preacher Boob @ 53:

The secularists, atheists, agnostics are joining together in a mighty non-christian army, with white horses, lances, and swords. Dressed in armor, and mail, and singing 'Onward Non-Christian Soldiers', they are starting a mighty crusade.

They shall advance across the lands, and every baptist minister, or catholic priest, or pentacostal preacher, or pontificating presbyterian, or mendacious methodist, or effeminate episcopalian they meet shall be subjected to the iron maiden, or stretched on the rack, or waterboarded for truth, or branded for fun, until they confess their blasphemy, admit there is no 'god', and swear to commit the balance, if any, of their lives to secularism and hedonism.

Look out, all you huckabees out there, the tables, they are a turnin', and you're it.

Join the Crusade Against CrazyChristianity, all non-faiths welcome.

Its worse than that and you know it! They are singing "Onward Non-Christian Non-Soldiers"

Russ Mason UK @ 6:

The legal commitment of ideological secularism to any and all of the fanatically twisted fringes of American culture — pornographers, gay activists, abortionists, and other professional liberationists — is a pathetically self-defeating crusade that has confused liberty with license.

Please translate into English. Please. What does this mean?

...and please begin with the demented assertion of "legal commitment".

Charles @ 40:

I can't believe that this guy was on Bill Maher a few months ago and actually made sense. What a liar. And anyone who associates all of his stated "abberations" under one umbrella has no intellectual, spiritual, or emotional leg to stand on.

...you mean, like, Bill Maher?...(and I'm a fan of his...) Things are going to get a LOT worse before this is over, I fear...

Make no mistake: This is one very dangerous theocrat. A sick, vicious man -- and a raging hypocrite to boot.

Man, I hope all you radical fucks vote! I thought I was the only radical crazy person that would say exactly what the fuck I thought and do it in print. LMAO! I look forward to coming back often to this site.
Is this a direct connection to Dick Cheneys' desk?

Huckabee has visions that the whole non-christian world is against him.

As the latins say, 'In visions, veritas'.

D.G. Bowman @ 58:

Make no mistake: This is one very dangerous theocrat. A sick, vicious man -- and a raging hypocrite to boot.

Really? I thought he was just barking mad.

Another clown from Arkansas. When does the freak show end?

Had Enough? @ 62:

Another clown from Arkansas. When does the freak show end?

From the schedule i saw sometime late in the day on February 30.

Oh Dear Lord! This guy is the front runner? What does this say about our country? It says were a bunch dumb ass hicks. I pray for America, I pray.

Well, we finally see the wolf peering out from beneath his sheep's clothing. If Huckabee becomes the Republican nominee, I hope the Democratic nominee won't be afraid to bring up his harsh religious views and stand firm when the "liberal" media assails him or her for "going negative".

Scytherius @ 18:

I LOVE this. The Christians coming back to haunt the GOP. I couldn't have asked for anything better.

I agree. This "monster" was created by W's coalition between fiscal conservatives, NEOcons, and the Silent Majority. Bush crapped on the former and the latter, leaving only his NEOcons with the power to steal what the wanted from the Federal Treasuries and the Judiciary. NOW the Silent Majority/Evangelicals think it's their time in the sun. GOD BLESS THEM. I hope they can get this nut case, Huckelbery, nominated. The Republicans deserve what is happening.

And the angel Michael awoke, and looked about him, and said,

'All in this land is evil, and debauched, and unworthy; all creatures are sinners, and lie together without matrimony, and waste their seed upon the ground; they are Satan's spawn, unheedful of the Lord, doomed for eternity'.

'Only I am good, and it is up to me to lead the world to the right path, my path, which I shall dedicate to the Lord, for only I am worthy of Him'.

'So be it, and for those who do not join the Church of Huckabee, they are, and shall ever be, The Damned'.

It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations — from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.

And that's just the Republican party.

Russ Mason UK @ 6:

The legal commitment of ideological secularism to any and all of the fanatically twisted fringes of American culture — pornographers, gay activists, abortionists, and other professional liberationists — is a pathetically self-defeating crusade that has confused liberty with license.

Please translate into English. Please. What does this mean?

It means that when not on medication Huckabee writes books.

Rich conservatives are terrified that Huckabee is going to take their money and give it to the poor. They have nothing to worry about. Huckabee is a fiscal conservative in populist clothing.

There's going to reach a point where God gets tired of this bigoted douchebag and strike his sorry ass down with lightning.

Who's "the other clown from Arkansas"?

Certainly not Fulbright, or Bumpers, or the last legitimately elected president of the U.S., the estimable William Jefferson Clinton.

Must be another Republican freak you're referring to.

hucks lost a lot of weight but one yr after he takes the white house he,ll be the fat fuck you see in micky d comercials munching on fat fart burgers,

God, please save us from Huckabee!

Huck and Chuck Norris have a lot of 'splainin' to do

Huckabee's Director of Research has a website - evangelical outpost Joe Carter has been affiliated with the Family Research Council.

Huckabee's Director of Research has a website - evangelical outpost Joe Carter has been affiliated with the Family Research Council.

http://tpmelectioncentral.com/2007/12/huckabee_spokesman_clarifies_remar...

www.evangelicaloutpost.com/archives/004135.html

I would pray to god to spare us from Shuckabee, too, except that there isn't one. (God, that is. Unfortunately, there certainly is a Shuckabee.) As is sometimes the case, wars are waged by people who find that they have more in common than they share in differences. This would certainly seem the case with the theocrats of the U.S. and the Islamic radicals of the Mideast. Were he to convert is Islam, Shuckabee would feel perfectly at home with the Taliban. They're just as backward, intolerant, homophobic, misogynistic, and downright ignorant as Christer evangelicals of the Shuckabee sort. Perhaps we should start referring to Shuckabee as Ayatollah Mike.

R Hill @ 39:

Those that follow the televangelists of today are like the believers who followed the biblical pharisees of Jesus time, it is not a mere coincidence that the right wing republicans can lay claim too the evangelists as their core, the televangelists of today are the false prophets predicted by Jesus, he said they would abound in the last days, and one could identify them by the words out of their own mouths, they preach this false prosperity religion, that god and jesus meant for them all too be rich, and blessed with earthly wealth, ignoring the real teachings that Jesus preached ones treasures will be non earthly and heavenly, those who buy this and believe in it, are merely fullfilling the bibles prophecy that a certain segment of people will be labeled the "blind biblical goats" whom will ignore the poor, naked, hungry and those sick and in prison, and this describes the greedy, self enriching, right wing republicans who give the richest 2% more riches they do not need, cry that the poor on welfare are lazy, scum, shiftless, deserving of their poverty, as they kick them off the proverbial dole [that poverty level welfare check], cast them naked into the street from those section 8 homes [slums in reality], but they do claim too be compassionate conservative caring christians, and too prove this they say they are really helping these poor get into main stream job market on those poverty level minimum wage jobs, but in same breathe they refuse too let the representatives they elect in the republican party raise the minimum wage too a living wage, it would cut too deeply into their corporate profits or divdends from stock investments, hypocrites is something they will not see themselves on judgment day, if so their would be no blind biblical goats which Jesus says there will be many.....

R. Hill,

I agree with you. Could you find a local evangelical church and join a small group or bible study and share your thoughts with them? They need to hear this and I think you know your stuff well enough to be convincing.

Not being sarcastic-I am serious.

keep in mind that huckster's people are the ones who counted the votes for boosh.

In our plastic society...if his Republican combatants were
smart...they'd just make sure EVERYONE sees that family
pix....enough to turn your stomach.

Jeez, man. I thought I knew what I was supposed to be doing. I guess the next time I'm beating someone's ass, I better make sure they're dead and there's a girl present. Or that I'm beating her ass and there's a dead dude present.

As for the rest, it's too icky to finish the thought. Makes you wonder what skeletons are in Huckabee's closet (other than the frankly horrific ones already discussed.) Also in his yard, the woods behind his house, the lake a few miles away and his foundation. I mean, seriously. they need to start excavating the area around the Governor's house and anywhere else that family has stayed. To put all those things on the same spectrum says a whole lot more about him than I am comfortable knowing.

icky-icky-icky-icky-icky

I love the Huckster family photo, the one where they are wearing matching shirts. Good lookin' family. Kinda like folks you might see in a really bad slasher flick. "The Hills have Mouths" or some such.

It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations — from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.

I knew the repukes were into the first two, big time. Kind of figured most of them liked getting a good spanking now and then, but sex with dead people? They must be talking about when George HW and Barbara do it....

This Huckleberry dude is a freakshow. Nice to see some light shining on him. He's toast.

I hope the Republicans nominate him. It will be McGovern in '72 all over again - Huckabee will sweep Mississippi, and that will be it. Even Utah will throw this guy under the bus.

P.D. @ 64:

Oh Dear Lord! This guy is the front runner? What does this say about our country? It says were a bunch dumb ass hicks. I pray for America, I pray.

Well, nearly half of us are dumb ass hicks (Republicans). The rest have brains but not enough power to kick the shit out of the neohillbilies.

Pericles @ 30:

Lollimom @ 14:

Is it true that nearly 1,000,000 souls have been killed in Iraq?

If so, does the asshole known as Huckabee have anything whatsoever to say about it, or is sex the only thing on his little mind?

Uh...yes, pretty much. For modern day conservatives, the 'culture of life' only applies to the unborn, but adults are fair game. Especially brown colored adults. That's been ever since somebody noticed that the majority of 'pro-life' people are also 'pro-death penalty.' The only way to resolve this obvious contradiction is just to recognize that what these guys 'believe' has NOTHING to do with a philosophy or an ideology, and EVERYTHING to do with authoritarianism, and exercising power over people that you don't like, or people who are 'not like them.'

The whole 'conservative movement' pretty much makes sense if you think of it in those terms.

-They don't mind homosexuality if you're Ken Melman, keep it in the closet, and also believe in tax cuts and no gun control. It's just LEFT WING homosexuals that need to be stomped on. You know? Like the ones that live in San Francisco.

-They don't mind SOCIALISM, as long as it's socialism for rich white men. Socialism for poor brown people, on the other hand, that's evil.

-They don't mind government handouts, as long as they're government handouts to rich white people who own stocks in big pharmaceutical companies, big oil companies, or who bought big expensive houses with a teaser low mortgage rate. Food stamps for poor people? NO WAY!

-They don't mind government handouts as long as they're in the form of tax breaks to buy $100 000 SUVs that guzzle gas like there's no tomorrow (because half of those end-time wingnuts believe there IS no tomorrow). And if that fits in with the oil company profits agenda, all the better. Government handouts for poor sick kids...NOPE! When it comes to THAT, it's every man for himself. Libertarianism all the way!

In a nutshell, they don't mind socialism as long as it's socialism for the rich.
They don't mind welfare, as long as it's CORPORATE welfare.
They don't mid killing people as long as they're out of the womb.

Pericles, you are one wise Athenian. Your post is spot on.

Without enemies true and manufactured the Republican Party would cease to exist.

This Huckabee is a real nut case. Why isn't the MSM digging up his dirt and asking the tuff questions? Don't they love this kinda stuff?

Charles @ 40:

I can't believe that this guy was on Bill Maher a few months ago and actually made sense. What a liar. And anyone who associates all of his stated "abberations" under one umbrella has no intellectual, spiritual, or emotional leg to stand on.

"Christians" or any other devout religious type will go to great lengths to spread their cult...because the "end will justify the means." Check out the "christians" in Dover, PA trying to spread creationism...lying under oath, and blatant dishonesty.

NO THANK YOU!!

One last comment...people who rag on Muslims all the time forget that while muslim extremists are willing to blow themselves up in the name of religion, extremist christians are willing to lie under oath, and deceive in the name of religion.

Most preachers and the likes of Huckabees constantly preach about sex, prostitutes, sin, etc are the ones who are struggling with those vices.
Fundamental Christians forget that Christ was more compassionate than them; he did not judge others, but convicted them.

It's little known, but when Huckabee was in bible college, he was a member of a fraternity.

He pledged Beta Theta Pi, and later was voted president of his chapter.

He was known all over the campus as the 'Master Beta'.

In huckabee we are looking at a man every bit as dangerous as the religious extremists the US is supposedly fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq (and coming soon to your theaters maybe, Iran). He desires to turn the US into a christian theocracy and will do so immediately after swearing his oath of office to the bible. The US of course has to be christian, because god is, without a doubt, an evangelical christian.

Dangerous man - watch out voters!!

A handful of deeply disturbed individuals going on shooting sprees is hardly indicative of a "culture in decline". This is no more fair than to judge all Muslims based on the behavior of Bin Louden. This is a slap in the face and a smear against Americans in general. (Isn’t the left which is often accused of being “anti-American”?)
Of course fundimentalists “non-believers” as the source of all evil, Yet, there seems to be little correlation between religiosity and the overall welfare of society. The rest of the industrialized world is much more secular than the US, yet they have lower levels of teen pregnancy, abortion and homicide than we do.
If you want to take a look at a “degenerate culture” go to Eastern Pakistan or Afghanistan, both societies dominated by religious fundamentalist. Or another example is the deep south of the recent past. Many people in the South less than a few generations ago had strong families and put church and faith at the center of their lives. Yet many of these “Godly” people had no problem with subjugating African Americans. Indeed, in some parts of the South a lynching was a cause for a picnic. Imagine the gruesome scene: A family just out of church celebrating in front a fresh corpse hung on tree. (Gotta lover those old time family values, right?)
Of course, we recently have all these “Bible based believers” who turned out to be closet homosexuals or had sex with prostitutes, etc.
The bitter irony is that this book was written at a time when homicide rates and teen pregnancies and drug use were all in decline. But, apparently, Huckibee doesn’t mind letting a few inconvenient facts get in the way of a good invective.

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