Countdown's Worst Persons: Wallace, Bennett & El Rashbo
By Logan Murphy Monday Feb 04, 2008 11:46am
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Monday's bronze winner in Countdown's Worst Person in the World segment was FOXNews' Chris Wallace for asking Hillary Clinton why she was so determined to declare defeat in Iraq during an interview this past Sunday. The silver went to CNN's Bill Bennett for defending John McCain after last week's Republican debate and claiming he hadn't endorsed a candidate, only to find out he'd already donated the maximum amount to him. The gold went to Rush Limbaugh for his obsession with tanking McCain's campaign and his apparent fascination with...scatology.
Limbaugh: "Lindsey Graham is certainly close enough to John McCain to die of anal poisoning."
The guy with the most famous pilonidal cyst really wants to go there?
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I always thought Lindsey might be gay.
ugh!
Woot!
Sliding into insanity can be fun
More laughs, keep 'em coming
I love how KO refers to Limbaugh as "... comedian Rush Limbaugh..." That's always good for a chuckle.
Limbaugh: “Lindsey Graham is certainly close enough to John McCain to die of anal poisoning.”
Okay, what does Mr. Boil know that we don't?
Rush makes a living out of talking out his ass, so.....
IdahoMoe @ 1:
Not that theres anything wrong with that. ;-)
The guy with the most famous pilonidal cyst really wants to go there?
Not only did he go there, he drove the bus... ;-)
If my father could do two tours of duty in the Armed Forces with the same pilondial cyst (WWI and the Korean Conflict), this gasbag had no excuse, boil on his ass or not.
Hey all
Lose the boil thing, I got the visual AAAAAAAAAAAgh-(((((((((G)))))))))))))))
ha ha Limbaugh loves refrencing anal poison, he is starting to appear as though he may be "addicted" to the anal poisoning insult. But addiction and Limbaugh??? HA, what am I? Crazy.
www.HyerStandard.com
anal poisoning?
So how did Hillary respond to Chris Wallace's question?
Did she gouge out his eyes?
No? Blast...
The butt-head's projecting again, methinks.
Why are so many top tier Dems finally appearing on Fox News these days? I thought the party line was to shun Fox News...this morning I saw the slimy Evan Bayh on Faux news promoting Hillary...what is it about this guy that makes me shudder?
Rush's ass has a tattoo of his face. Or visa versa.
Dude, the Republicans are totally imploding. Victory is Ours!!!!
Just like Bill Hicks said in 1992, "Rush Limbaugh is a 'scat muncher;' he munches scat!"
seele @ 16:
Indeed it is, but only if Dems can put aside their hatered or disrespect for Hillary and
Obama and actually go to the poll and vote for "our side".
Oh Rush, you fat bastard! You funny, funny fat bastard!
Nothing better than watching the far reich-wing implode. Seeing Limbaugh and the rest of the reich-wing radio hacks whine over McLame is quite pleasing.
I’m shocked people have such hate and vitriol about Rush. It’s almost like he hates drugs but is really a hillbilly heron addict. His high moral convictions are in play when he takes kiddy sex vacations in the Caribbean with Viagra to put lead in his tiny heat seeking anal rocket. It’s not like he sells hate and war even though the closest he has ever gotten to a uniform was saying hi to the mail man. Well at least the 8 to 10 pictures of himself on his crappy idiot friendly web site dispel the thought of him being an ego maniac.
Just a thought over the last few days....it's a bit loony and conspiracy-laden. Anyhow, does anyone think all this far right smearing of McCain is actually a concerted effort to actually get him elected? McCain may be very electable because he appeals to moderates on the left and right and as well as "Mr and Mrs Joe America" who is not too politically savvy. Could this be a well concealed and well organized plan to get people out to vote for him because people may feel sorry for him? Just a thought....
Oh, you say, he HAS a pilonidal cyst?! I though HE WAS the pilonidal cyst!
Rudy, who is now supporting McCain, was on tv this morning talking about McCain not being as conservative as some would like. He proceeded to rattle off different things that Reagan did that were not conservative. Talk about spin, I got dizzy just listening to him.
Maddy @ 9:
Was this it? Or was it this one? I can't tell 'em apart.
[Warning. The first link is VERY graphic. The site on the second one won't allow the link. Proud please give a warning about stuff like that-Sitemonitor]
Dr. Matt @ 22:
If people vote for a candidate just because they feel sorry for him or her shouldn't even be voting. There is no sorry in politics. I don't want my vote wasted for that reason.
Dr. Matt @ 22:
Nah, the republicans just hate McCain because he is a veteran. Look what they did to Kerry. The GOP will soon start saying McCain surrendered to the North Vietnamese to make America look bad. POW Veterans for Truth?
Amitola @ 23:
See Proud2bHumble @ 25:
I think the rout is on, and there ain't nobody in charge.
The captain's out cold in the wheelhouse and the iceburg is looming.
The mouthpieces are as shattered and scattered as their thousand-year Reich.
They're shoring-up the bunkers and hoarding supplies.
They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They oughta just surrender and get with the reality-based game.
what did Keith mouth?
I've tried to read it several times and can't
the republicans here at work are freaking out, they all claim to hate romney and mccain!
Here's the real King of Scatologia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_HyDI_i4i8
BWAHAHAHAHA! STOP,STOP,YER KILLIN ME,REALLY STOP!! BWAHAHAHAHA! He ACTUALLY had the hutzpa to say "anal poisoning"?! This from the worlds only perfect asshole with a cyst onit!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
He said it because Lindsey Graham is gay, and rush dosn't like gay people.
seele @ 31:
Enjoy!
I hate rush, he is so stupid. But, worst person today needs to be fred barnes, he said that moveon.org hates the military and america.
http://factbeat.com/get_story.php?id=204
Proud2bHumble @ 28:
some have a very sick sence of humor!
seele @ 27:
I've heard many, many people bashing McLame's military record on am hate radio over the last few weeks. One guy actually said that McLame receive preferential treatment as a POW because his father was an Admiral. I guess torture resulting in broken limbs is " preferential treatment" as defined by the reich-wing.
Swiftboating man, republicans go for that kinda sh!t.
impeachim' @ 17:
Hey, isn't the maggot that popped from the bubble old enough to run for the Republican party soon?
Bit NOLA @ 29:
Only about 16 years late.
Samson- @ 11:
seele @ 34:
Is this what Limbaugh meant?
I couldn't understand what anal poisoning was, but this seems at least a viable theory.
I don't speak "hate-filled ass-face-ese." Can anyone translate?
All this talk about defeat is a neo-conservative meme. Militarily, America was victorious in Iraq. However, the neo-cons insist on staying till failure is assured.
[Hey. Don't flame other posters-even when they're not around to see and turn on their own flame thrower. Thanks for understanding-Sitemonitor]
Well, I for one have never heard of 'anal poisoning'. I guess that's something Rush picked up himself on one of his trips to the Carribean. Or, perhaps it's something he 'gifted' to someone on one of those trips...
impeachim' @ 17:
You beat me to it! :) The Bill Hicks joke is exactly what came to mind :P
Maddy @ 9:
Got to agree there. Not that Rush deserves sympathy for anything, but after seeing pictures of it (don't forget the post-surgical pics here; warning, very graphic), I'm not mocking it anymore.
Dr. Matt @ 22:
I think that too.
for whatever reason, I can't read KO's lips in the part that was bleeped out. Ass-what?
See - Doctors Can Be Funny, Too
Giving you a due "Medical Wonk Alert"
A good friend who had a pilonidal cyst removed was asking me about it. I tried to explain in layman's terms that it's an ectodermal invagination (OK - so my friend is a Mensa member and was able to follow along), and that frequently the cyst will contain not only hair but TEETH.
His response?
Well, that'd be a real "bite in the ass" now, wouldn't it?
dmhlt @ 50:
you can laugh about it. but for rush the memories are just too painful.
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