February 16, 2008 06:00 PM
Glenn Beck: if you're an ugly woman, you're probably a progressive as well
I usually don't write much about this moron because after I watched him once I wondered how he had a job in radio let alone got a gig on CNN. I know talkies have a lot of time on their hands to kill, but what the heck is he talking about? Has he looked in the mirror lately?
"If you're a guy, you can get past it. I don't think you can as an ugly woman."
"You've got a double cross, because if you're an ugly woman, you're probably a progressive as well."
He later added:
"If you believed in God, you'd know that there's going to be another chance for you. You don't have to be ugly in heaven. You're going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side."
They pay this cretin to spout this shit?
The Beast is rearing it's head everywhere these days.
What a jackass!!!
Barbra bush is progressive ????? i dont think so!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consider the source. Ugly is an ugly word and Beck's comments like his heart are ugly.
Sociopath
A hundred monkeys typing for a hundred years could never hope to reach the level of idiocy that the drooling moron Beck delivers every show.
Please. Somebody get this guy off the air.
L.A. Confidential @ 2:
Indeed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtW7TBrPRF0
BUTshe sure is uggggggllllllllyyyyyy
Jeebus H. Christ, what is this fucking moron doing polluting the public airwaves?
I watched the republican national convention in 04, and i tell you there were alot of progressive,s there!!!
Wow well that is good to know because I was worried Barbara Bush and Laura Bush were conservatives! Phew! Man it's nice to know they are progressives keeping their maniacal husbands in check.
Chances are he asked a woman out on a date and was refused. This is his backlash. Good luck getting a woman that will truly love you after this Glenn. Jackass.
By the way, don't you love how sophisticated he attempts to present himself.
“If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side.”
Glen: so kill yourself, already. Go find your 'perfect somebody'. Please.
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GLEN BECK = FLY SPECK We must remember he just had a hemrrhoidectomy so he is now a
PERFECT ASSHOLE ! If he would turn around you could probably see the scar on his neck ....
I watched the republican national convention in 04, and i tell you there were alot of possessive,s there!!!
Fixed yer typo.
Ozguy @ 1:
His contracts total $50 Million
Glenn will certainly find it difficult to believe, but there are some women (myself included) that are perfectly fine with the fact that they don't look like Victoria's Secret models.
Remember everyone, this guy did voluntarily become a mormon...
a.s.s.h.a.t.
it's all ratings to him. He never really 'says anything', you know? His mouth moves and stupid shite falls out.
What's the problem here? Let Beck be who he is. I knew guys in junior high who acted and talked like he does now, as an adult. He is to be pitied. Really. As are those who worship at the alter of his show. There will always be adults, in a society like ours that has no way to weed out people who are this stupid, who find a way to be gainfully employed. There will always be jobs for people like Beck. And be thankful for that, because I would hate to have to pay for the upkeep of him and people like him. Beck wasn't hired because he's intelligent, or because he has good communication skills, or because he has anything meaningful to contribute to political discourse. Beck was hired to appeal to adolescent people just like him, who will watch his shows and buy the products advertised during his show. BTW, since I don't watch TV, I'm curious as to what is being advertised during his show?
Glenn Beck sounds just like a political Islamist suicide bomber hoping for his promised 80 virgins. How is this concept of the perfect mate waiting on the "other side" any different?
Apparently this dimwit has never seem Marilyn Quail, Bay Buchanan, or Maureen Reagan.
I might also add that crazy "dark sided" lady from Wife Swap.
Linda @ 21:
Pickup trucks and beer is probably about it.
Beck is Pat Roebertson on crack.
I like the bit about going to heaven and you'll be beautiful. He sounds like a radical Islamist preacher recruiting suicide bombers: loser men, you'll get 17 virgins; and loser women, you'll be beautiful. Well, if there is a heaven, I know where hell is: a Glenn Beck studio.
Hey, maybe Glen's on to something here. Just think of these hottie non-progressive babes:
Karen Hughes
Jean Schmidt
Ann Coulter
Phyllis Schlafly
What's-her-name lesbo Cheney
Mrs. Heifer Huckabee
Harriet Myers
Just gets me all hot and bothered typing their names. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroowwff!!
BTW, since I don’t watch TV, I’m curious as to what is being advertised during his show?
My guess would be dick pills and rogaine.
Easy kids, don't lower yourselves to his level. Don't insult anyone based on their looks.
Keep in mind that the high and mighty Glenn Beck for all his talk about his "faith" is going to go STRAIGHT TO HELL. God does not like assholes.
Take the high road people.
I know a lot of reichwingers (including a few hardcore bible thumpers) and NONE -NOT ONE - says they watch this monkey's show. Nobody watches this freak, so why the fuck is CNN keeping him on the air?
Ann Coulter is fair game however.
Chris @ 23:
Nor has he seen Angelina Jolie or Susie Sarandon!
Beck is getting a lot of face time on CNN-TV all of a sudden. Are the poobahs planning on moving him over maybe?
IMNSHO, he's a knuckle dragging moron who should have been fired minutes after he hit on Erica Hill his first day on the job. But I'm sure he plays well with the knuckle dragging morons who think the same as he does - a woman's place is on her back, waiting for them to finish their beer.
MarcyJ @ 31:
I thought he was only referring to women?
Has he looked in the mirror? I'm sorry but the Pillsbury Doughboy is willing to share his royalties with Mr. Beck.
Glenn's funny as hell, he's probably right about the ugly one's been progressive, they think they need government to give them there due...
Chris @ 23:
As well as Mary Matalin....
MarcyJ @ 29:
Best advise there is. Glen's going to be serving the dark side a while. A long while.
And if your Glen Beck you probably have a little dick.
yellow dog @ 33:
See, that's the thing I just can't understand. The kind of cretins who dig this kind of high school jock bullshit wouldn't get caught dead watching CNN. So that brings me back to my earlier question: Who the hell is this douchebag's audience and why is CNN keeping him on the air?
See Barack Obama's sister, Maya, stump in Hawaii:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb-gi-DnGJM
This is a must-watch. Maya discusses Barack's mother and what she did. My wife says every woman should listen to it because the the mother makes the man.
Calling all Bill Kristol fans, check out this awesome video of a debate from 03 between Kristol and Dan Ellsberg, this was one week into the Iraq war and contains such classic Kristol quotes as "this will be a 2 month war"
http://www.c-spanarchives.org/library/index.php?main_page=product_video_...
gene214 @ 40:
The key people running CNN now are Republicans and hard core back stabbers and womanizers.
I can proudly say I have never seen nor heard this jackass in action.
andy @ 42:
Yes thats a classic.
Uglyness like beauty is only skindeep, but stupidity goes all the way thru.
Beck is your typical big mouth wingnut Bigot. It's sad and insane for the networks to allow this hate and BS to be spewed publicly.
Why do hate spewing bigots justify their stupidity by playing the god card? classic case of the blind leading the blind.
He's not boasting about his own appearance:
"Have you -- how many ugly guys have hot wives? Take me, for example. I don't know why she married -- I think it was low self-esteem."
Glenn is any asshole so I wonder what his perfect match would look like?
Obviously he never heard of Jimmy Soul...
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg&feature=related
L.A. Confidential @ 17:
Now I know for sure I'm getting paid too little. I add more value to this world sitting on the throne than he does in front of the camera.
Would the nearest human being to this shit please offer up a wad of saliva into his ugly face?
Wow! I was JUST talking about this on a thread below! I am a (dare I say) attractive progressive woman, and I feel safe about saying that, as I have been modeling professionally for four years.
I don't spread my own legs for show, but I have seen a fair amount of dick in my day, and it's ALWAYS the Republican-esque males who offer it without my permission (GROSS) and then ALWAYS have nothing to show. Cocktail weenie, anyone? Didn't think so.
The massive wangs are ALWAYS in the pants of progressive males, and my husband is the biggest progressive I know, and has the goods to match.
Eat that, wee Glenn.
Gotta love American Kulture.
It's hard to believe idiots like Beck get paid for this.
I can proudly say I have never seen nor heard this jackass in action.
You aren't missing anything. I watched him once for about 3 minutes and if you can believe it, he looks and sounds more stupid than he reads.
"If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side.”
Ok if he truly believes this, isn't he admitting that God either A - loves progressive women and the movement itself because ugly women are progressives and such and/or B - God screwed up here on Earth and made us ugly so in heaven, it gets fixed? Doesn't that mean God isn't perfect?
I'm not even sure Glenn can follow Glenn's logic.
L.A. Confidential @ 38:
I think it's called eternity. I take no small satisfaction from that, to quote Glenn "I'm just sayin......."
Progressives are the hottest chicks. This douchebag has lost it. He obviously dosent get out much.
VegasRage @ 50:
It's not worth selling your soul completely out for that kind of money.
Matt in Texas @ 37:
Mary Matalin looks better now than before for some reason.
IMHO, CNN hires plenty of crazy people, Soledad, Hill and Beck being the most effective mis-information salesmen.
abarts @ 44:
Same goes for me...almost. I have watched only enough to divine the reality behind the "aw shucks"
everyman schtick. "Hey", the story might go, "I'm a great guy, decent person and all that rhythm. Still
I can HATE, can't I?"
See? Smart, Responsible Americans want tax cuts and elimination of social programs!
It's becoming more and more clear that Smart, Responsible Americans HATE Mexicans.
Such short-sighted stupidity. After a generation of conservative fiscal policy it has
shown itself as the OBVIOUS DISASTER it was intended to be.
I was taking my son out for a pizza and made the mistake of dining in. They had on CNN and on came this bozo. After a few minutes of him I had them turn it to a basketball game. I don't really care for basketball but compared to CNN/Beck it was tolerable. Another reason I don't pay for cable or satellite nor even the antenna I would need to reach the nearest repeaters.
So, I guess this disgusting hag is a "progressive"
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most of the ugly women I know are repuglitards
there's something about being a cold cruel criminal enabling idiot that just brings out the "UGLY" in people
Beck is Mormon, hence his Mormon moronic comment:
"....If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self..."
That is a Mormon excuse for what they deem their ugly spouse/spawn . . . is not a problem in this tangible world since once passing the tests on planet Kolob with their god and Joseph Smith sitting in judgment . . . ugly you and an ugly mate awaits on the other side . .on a newly born planet to be owned and lorded over by a Mormon man expecting to be waited upon by his ugly or not ugly sex slaves and serfs he "allows" permit to dwell on his new and self named planet.
One thing the Mormon's can't pretend is "Christian" of their creed is their unending sitting in judgment of others.
Paying attention to this guy is giving him support from his sponsors.
Yes, he's red meat for a place like C&L.
Ignore him.
BIG GB fan @ 55:
Right your Conservative Woman are generally really hot.
http://www.sandpiperrw.org/Ezell.gif
ther is a KNOWN reason for that, dude
hand over them keys pal, you ain't drivin anywhere ...
I have lived in Houston for nearly 10 years, and I have dated a lot of women on both sides of the fence. It's safe to say that I will get laid if I'm on a date with a self-described "conservative".
frank @ 60:
If you're an asshole with a radio show, you're probably a conservative...
WTF was that all about? Did CNN fart and Glenn Beck popped out? Huh?
THE TRUTH @ 58:
or get laid much
Dr. Matt @ 69:
True when I was young and making the rounds I found Republican women (married) to be the most sexually frustrated of all the entire species and more then eager to "jump on" any opportunity to luxuriate in a transcending experience.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
The Hunt for Red October
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Beauty is only skin deep.
free patriot @ 73:
A poster from the 1960s:
Girls say yes to boys who say no.
L.A. Confidential @ 74:
See?! Republican women marry Republican men who have microscopic diddle sticks! God, that must suck to believe in a God who will smite you for satisfying the urges HE gave you the only place you can--not your Republican small-dicked husband.
If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side.
Yes, and if you believe in the tooth fairy, you can rest comfortably without demanding silly things like welfare for the unfortunate. Whenever you lose a tooth, you will get money.
If you believe in the power of prayer, you don't need health care either, since decent folk don't get really sick, and when they do get sick at all, god heals them.
We don't need any progressive programs. We just need to learn to believe in magic, and our lives will be better for it.
L.A. Confidential @ 74:
If you ever get to Idaho look up Larry Craig's wife!
It was a JOKE, people. And yes, he has looked in a mirror lately, and made fun of himself during that bit, you just didn't quote that part. Sheesh....
The guy who went to a dentist for hemmorhoid surgery is calling other people ugly?
I've never listened to wingnut radio, but it doesn't sound like he planned or scripted any of that, does it? I don't see how any of it was topical or news-related; does he just ramble whatever he can struggle to think of until his hour is up?
Lou @ 80:
So, let's say, Ellen Degeneres said on TV that all Republican men were gay. Then she says, "Oh wait, so am I," that'd be okay with you?
Unsound argument.
Jeezus -- I don't think even Bill Frist could detect brain activity on that video.
L.A. Confidential @ 45:
Indeed, it's unbelevable this guy keeps getting employed, he's been wrong about EVERYTHING with regard ... well everything..... Elsberg is spot on with his analysis in that debate, shits all over Kristol, who as per usual was full of garbage. Kristol said the sunni and shia would come together and greet the Americans as liberators ...classis
C&L should put up a link to this on the front page, this totally exposes Kristol.
Lou @ 80:
Interesting what uber-right-wingers consider political humor. Small wonder that Half Hour News Hour failed.
Lou @ 80:
Every thing Beck says is a joke! If you believe any thing he says you are a bigger moron than he is!
Chris @ 23:
Not to mention Barbara the Hut Bush. She's the same troll she is today 20 years ago.
It bugs the hell out of me that CNN really, really, ReALLY!!! plug this guy. He appears regularly on all of their news casts (CNN and CNNHN) as an analyst and they kowtow to this guy. I usually see this guy almost always UNCHALLENGED as well. The day before yesterday, it's Wolf on Situation Room and just today, this guy was on CNNHN talking to some lady from CNN about the tax rebates and he just rattles on about shit without a genuine counter argument. And when he his book came out, the whole set of networks were an endless infomercial for this fake. WTF are these morons doing with this guy? His CNN contract must have the network by the balls or something because it's ridiculous.
I hear that if you're a conservative you have a tiny, malformed penis.
And since you don't need one "on the other side" - you're never going to have a lovely proud member like liberals have.
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Saint Augustine @ 79:
Thanks for the offer but I've retired from the hobby! Let someone else have fun.
Hey Beck, I can tell you are a regular on Crooks and Liars web page, so take this and ram it up your ass.
There is no people in this country, men or women as nasty and ugly as you right wing idiots, that have just destroyed this country and the sooner we get rid of your asses, and trust me, we are well on our way of doing just that, we are going to be so much better off as a country.
And what I said about McCain being nasty looking as well as evil and ugly is what it is and if you think that it is OK then I say to you to just wait until November when all of the hard data is in your also ugly face, to find the truth.
Is Beck suggesting you get one or more beautiful virgins when you die...?
Seriously, how is that not considered lunacy?
On the other hand, you really can't appreciate the evil of genius of BillO and Hannity until you've seen Beck.
His show is like the Special Olympics of right-wing commentary. (Except no one wants to hug him when it's over.)
L.A. Confidential @ 24:
LOL...I was thinking NASCAR and DVD releases of the Dukes of Hazzard. YEEHAW!
If you're an idiot, you're probably a Republican as well. You believe in God, but you've been double crossed. It's a safe bet that you're going to Hell where you can continue to be a perfect ass.
Dr. Matt @ 69:
Houston, one of the most conservative big cities in America and also the fattest city in America. Lotta right wing pooches there no doubt.
Beck had better avoid discussions about ugly souls.
After a generation of conservative presidents (Clinton included)
we can see, with our own eyes, just how disastrous their policies are.
Honestly! Do these people try to make Olbermann's Worst Person in the World list?
Glenn Beck is the reason I stopped watching CNN completely. I don't go to their website, I don't put Headline News on in hotel rooms, I just ignore them entirely, except for the Planet in Peril special, which was actually pretty good.
I've even emailed CNN a few times when Beck has said something more obnoxious than usual, telling them that I won't ever watch their channels again until a human being replies to me... obviously, I'm still waiting for a reply.
Maybe one of these zealots who claims to talk to god could get god to send us a photo or a definition of what god considers "ugly". I need to know. Should I have long or short hair? Should I gain or lose weight? Did god think Mother Theresa was ugly? I just wonder because he said when I get to heaven I will be transformed into my "perfect self". What does that mean? How will I look? Will I look like Mother Theresa or like Glen Beck? Just curious so I can get started now so god doesn't have so much work to do.
Just another reason I stopped watching CNN right before the 2006 elections.
Seems it's always soft, pudgy conservatives like Beck and Limpbaugh who talk about ugly women. What, are there no mirrors in their houses? Who are they to talk? There are far from being any woman's prize. A desperate woman might marry or sleep with one of thm for their money but not for their looks or personality. Come to think of it, how many good looking conservative men are there? I can't think of any right off the top of my head but it's these conservative trolls that are critical about other people's looks.
Karen @ 86:
The bit wasn't meant to be political humor. He was talking about a list that was printed somewhere about the "top 10 reasons people aren't having sex", and he was adding commentary. It was done on his radio show which usually isn't as politically driven as the t.v. show.
I don't know what scares me more... the amount of time we spend talking about Glenn Beck.. or the lack of time we spend talking about real threats.
andy @ 43:
My favorite Kristol quote:
I think there's been a certain amount of, frankly, Terry, a kind of pop sociology in America, that, you know, somehow the Shia can't get along with the Sunni, or the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq has always been very secular.
http://www.nndb.com/people/401/000048257/
Annoyed Canuck @ 27:
A few more Republican hags:
Janet Parshall
Dr. Laura
Victoria Tensing
Lucianne Goldberg
Kay Bailey Hutchinson
Gale Norton
Sandra Day O'Connor
Imagine that, Mike Huckabee married a leftist too.
-GSD
what a Ass(hole).
Clearly the anal lobotomy he underwent took the last remaining fragments of humanity.
This is the man bringing the Mormon message to mainstream America.
-GSD
CNN
If you're reading this, Glenn Beck is exactly the reason why your company is Certainly Not News.
This guy is such a racist, and says stupid, after stupid things. If he were on another netowrk, he would have been fire a long time ago.
This guy is a disgrace.
All this loser does is ramble about stuff that is not related to anything he is talking about.
You could be talking to him about President Bush, and he will talk about global warming and Hillary Clinton. Look loser, nobody cares about what you have to say. For the love of God, please fire him CNN
Why keep commenting on this prick?
You think he's gonna change? Or that corporate media will change?
Blogging this ass-wipe makes him relevant.
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BIG GB fan @ 56:
Yeah , because Kate O'Beirne , Barbara Shrub , Janet Huckabee , Nancy Reagan and many others from the horseshit GOP are certainly "lookers".........
Glenn Beck. An ugly man. An ugly human being. And, likely, a sadly repressed homosexual at that. Guess we now know where he gets his ugliness.
Beck’s mother is progressive!
There are so many things I could say, but it is so lame to even respond to this. This is the new century! get with the program! Women can support themselves. The generation that grew up in the 1960 protesting for peace and burn their bra are in their 60's. Horse and buggy and washboard been gone long time ago, Glen!!!!!
Marcus Aurelius @ 117:
That's good for her...............Because her son's fucking retarded.
This sounds like the conversation of a junior high school girl...no - wait - make that a junior high school girl who isn't very bright...
What about ugly pundits? Do they get in heaven too?
I have run across SO many people who have awakened to the nutball right wing BS who used to be conservative. Not any more. I hope these people just keep on talking.
Zog the Obvious @ 121:
If they're conservative pundits they go to hell regardless.
Why does Glen Beck look like the head of a penis?
Typical right-wing Mormon garbage.
What else can you expect from someone who believes that a transparent piece of fradulent bullshit like "The Pearl of Great Price" is divinely inspired?
I don't know what's worse, That i didn't get it that was a republican joke or that a republican thought it was a joke?
I have a lady friend who is a Republican and has great sense of humor, so I can't generalize. But those that make it on the airwave as republican have a lame sense of humor. For the life of me, I can't think of one successful comedian that is a Republican. I do know many Republican that have a great sense of humor, but none on the media circuit.
I watch David Letterman over Jay Leno, because Jay humor are just soft and cuddly with no bite. Jokes that kids will like, and tell their parents.
Glenn Beck....the long-lost love child of Archie Bunker and Pat Nixon. What a pathetic little man.
All I need to say about this is:
CNN please fire this stupid, inbred, butt ugly monkey!
This guy is such a pig!! Nothing more needs to be said.
He continually thinks of other ways to out-do himself in being a loathsome swine.
Stop talking about this guy.
Just let him go and stop giving him the attention that makes him marketable. The only people that should listen are those who think as he does.
Just let him be.
Looks like Beck didn't head his own advice.
Wow...I didn't know kate O Biern was a liberal.
This guy is pond scum.
Ruthless People @ 123:
Damn, could you imagine spending eternity with the likes of Beck,Coulter, and Novak. Bet they have some big family reunions , though.tal\ke care
tony and guidedog Lido
Wow. He must live in Stepford, Connecticut.
That is a curious comment considering that is was essentially made by an ugly woman.
It harkens back to the days of witch trials and picking on the ugly single women as likely witches and scapegoats for social ills.
All bow before and hail Witch finder Beck.
Could it also be a subtle dig at Hilary!
Easy on the guy. He’s post-op. He will forever be on rear guard, and was willing to give his up life as sign his indignation was certifiable. He has been to hell and back. The last thing he remembers is the surgeon acknowledging he had seen the show.
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Zlad! @ 134:
More like Shitforbrains , Connecticut.........
And they say God doesn't make mistakes. Ha!
What a crock of bullshit. We are who we are; this is it: right now. I'm not even gonna touch on his assertion about "ugly" people.
Besides, if there were an afterlife, who's to say one wouldn't be a fat, ugly slob in that life as well? Consider for a moment that maybe there are whole levels of afterlives, stacked atop one another?! At each plane one could proclaim that "the next life will be better! i don't have to fix these problems before me now." And each time such a being could squander his or her own entire petty existence with that comforting knowledge in mind without feeling a lick of regret or remorse that they didn't do better in the time that they had.
Folks, you have to be the change today that you want to see tomorrow. Live each day as if it were your last, because someday, you'll be right!
This guy is amazingly intelectual. His underestanding of nature, genetics, politcs and social issues goes well beyond mere rational thought. It enters the realm of the supernatural. I stand here in awe of his ability to grasp what would be the most senseless, idiotic, meaningless, mind numbing, offensive, off the wall comment to spout on any given day.
xoites defends Constitution @ 141:
Just shows that Cheney made a big mistake in choosing Chimpy as his President, he should have chosen Glenn.
Che's Lounge @ 35:
careful, straying into the realms of D&D monsters there ;)
BIG GB fan @ 56:
two words: stephanie miller
two more words: katrina vandenheuvel
two more more words: Laura Flanders
acronym: STFU
To Glenn Beck,
So Glenn, your saying all the egotistical, ugly, fat, loud mouths, drug addicts, sexual perverts, mentally unbalanced loons, that are vision impaired are conservative republicans.
Because Glenn, if you think Sheryl Crow is an ugly woman, You are definitely in the above mentioned category of those who mindlessly strayed and stays in the inner anal Ditto-head regions of the GOP.
The GOP is made up of only anal regions.
But for Beck, Larry Craig has got to be the most attractive to him, that the GOP has to offer.
Ruthless People @ 123:
Conservative pundits go to Purgatory, where they spend Eternity in a state of nothingness, repeating the same things over and over. Oh wait! That's what they do now on FOX and CNN - stupid me!
Hahahahaha!
That Beck guy is such a kidder. Not much of a thinker, though--he's conflating women he's called ugly after they refused to sleep with him with actual ugly women. And by actual ugly women, I mean women who are pretty of face but hideous of heart, who stalk the family of critically injured kids to see if they really deserve government help with their health care bills; or working mothers who, incredibly, criticize other women for working; or women of means who would deny reproductive choice to other women--even women who clearly can't afford a child (or another child); or women of incredible privilege who wave their hands, Queen-like, over a roomful of hurricane refugees and declare them fortunate to have things working out so well for them now.
Those are the truly ugly women of our time, methinks. And I imagine even they would turn Mr. Beck down, though I'd just as soon not ponder that image for any length of time.
“If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side.”
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Beck, like great many other self-professed conservative Christians, clearly needs a refresher course when it comes to his own theology -- because the Bible very specifically states that there is no such thing as marriage in Heaven, which inclines one to presume that there is also no such thing as dating in Heaven the way Beck seems to be suggesting there is. Not to mention the fact that for Beck to dismiss all progressive women as ugly is a case of the pot calling the kettle black! I don't happen to consider flabby, middle-aged males a la Beck and Limbaugh to be all that attractive myself -- and a smug, shallow, boorish, judgmental, hypocritical, cold-hearted, self-serving, and self-absorbed personality such as that evidenced by most neoconservative males like Beck makes even the most handsome man ugly as sin and a complete turn-off in my opinion. It's much easier to fix defects of appearance than to fix defects of character and personality!
For that matter...isn't it interesting that Beck seems assured of his place in Heaven even though so many of his attitudes directly contradict the theology he claims to espouse? If memory serves (and it usually does), the Bible also says that there are people who claim to be Christians but who will not be acknowledged as such by Jesus in the final reckoning because their behavior was not in keeping with the principles which Jesus advocated.
Or if you're a pasty doughy fat little white dude with a bad case of anal warts gone horribly wrong you're probably a conservative with his own cable tv show.
A couple of comments.
I can tell you that even as a young apolitical moron, at 19 I was aware that the lefty chicks were the hotties. I can recall plotting with my buddy Murph to go and pick up girls who showed up to fuck with anti-abortion pukes........Also, I later went through an idiot ditto-head phase (I was rural, uneducated and poor at the time, plus reactionary from being dropped into a culture war on a public school campus out of a little midwestern town)..........this eventually morphed into being a college rethuglican (I like logic and reality so it didn't stick)..........I can tell you that fugly (among their youngest and most beautiful demographic) is pretty much the word of the day......there are exceptions to the rule, but pretty much, in that world, a "6" is a "10".
Also, I happen to know just a hair about jury selection. Attorneys, when their position requires any kind of compassion, understanding, realistic assessment of human nature/behavior/failings (sound like the makeup for a rethuglican?) avoid fat ugly women like the plague. Why? The world smiles at beautiful young women, and they generally get an easy pass......no breaks for the fuglies however (I apologize to anyone offended by my blunt assessments)......and their attitudes get adjusted accordingly.
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How does he get paid to do this shit? I have much more to offer than this. He's a weasily litte sick bastard. I am nonviolent, but people like him, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, et al make me want to bust their ass.
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