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Malkin mourns the loss of her conservative activist brethren---who told the most vicious lies about George Soros---which was so disgusting that it forced the KSFO program director to go on air and apologize to the audience.

[Morgan’s co-host Lee] Rodgers repeated and embellished a discredited right-wing smear, claiming that [the Jewish George] Soros [denied he was a Jew and] “apparently very cheerfully and willingly went to work for the Nazis,”….For her part, Morgan alleged — without explanation — that Soros did so “[i]n order to further his own career.”..read on

Makes you want to puke, but Malkin knows she'll land on her feet:

I know she’ll land on her feet. She’s a mover, shaker, and fighter–and a big asset to the conservative movement. Send her your best wishes and encouragement her.

Spreading some of the most vile hatred imaginable is an asset to the Rovian conservative movement alright...

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Doodlebug's picture

burst

QED's picture

Methinks Malkin is looking to be Mel's lapdog now that no one else will have her.

fiver's picture

Malkin's right. I have no doubt Morgan will land on her cloven hooves.

Blue Lensman's picture

WARNING: If you visit Melanie's website you WILL throw up in your mouth (more than a little).

ThunderMonkey's picture

QED @ 2:

Methinks Malkin is looking to be Mel's lapdog now that no one else will have her.

Ewww... that's an image I didn't need. I can appreciate two women making out, but the image of Malkin sitting on Morgan's lap and licking her face gives me heebies. I knew I should have waited to eat lunch later.

Art Pufkin's picture

fiver @ 3:

Malkin's right. I have no doubt Morgan will land on her cloven hooves.

Don't insult Pigs they are much more intelligent than Morgan or Malkin.

LegallyBlonde's picture

Why doesn't Malking help a friend out and hire her?

Whoa what a catfight that would be...

Tian's picture

Anchor Baby Malkin should protest by returning to the country that by her own standards she should be a citizen of.

Timb's picture

Land on her feet? She should probably land in court for defamation of character. I see the station apologising, but not her.

Tian's picture

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she's going to have to learn to land on her back. But I'm pretty sure she's already very familiar with that.

Van's picture

That's why so many right-wing talking heads are always bringing up Soros. When they do, the unspoken word is always "Jew."

So what if he gives lots of $$$$$ to progressive causes? So does Scaife, but you don't hear malkin or O'Reilly or Limbaugh bitching about him. Soros is "foreign born"? So what? So is Rupert Murdoch.

Lots of conservatives still hate Jews. They're the ones who "killed Christ", after all. Lots of Jews were Bolsheviks, too!!! It's not politically acceptable to openly attack someone who's Jewish. So Soros fits the bill for right-wingers quite well--the rich, leftist, foreign-born Jew out to destroy America! BWAA HAA HAA HAA!!!

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Van @ 11:

That's why so many right-wing talking heads are always bringing up Soros. When they do, the unspoken word is always "Jew."

So what if he gives lots of $$$$$ to progressive causes? So does Scaife, but you don't hear malkin or O'Reilly or Limbaugh bitching about him. Soros is "foreign born"? So what? So is Rupert Murdoch.

Lots of conservatives still hate Jews. They're the ones who "killed Christ", after all. Lots of Jews were Bolsheviks, too!!! It's not politically acceptable to openly attack someone who's Jewish. So Soros fits the bill for right-wingers quite well--the rich, leftist, foreign-born Jew out to destroy America! BWAA HAA HAA HAA!!!

Just to clarify....Scaife gives lots of $$$$$ to right-wing causes, not progressive ones obviously.

K-Tron's picture

I posted this on another blog two days ago but I think it warrants a repeat:

If Malkin gets any dumber we're gonna have to lock her ass up. However, I must admit to reading her blog for comic relief.

Truthseeker's picture

"I know she’ll land on her feet. She’s a mover, shaker, and fighter–and a big ass..." STOP right there.

Old Billy's picture

Malkin said:

She’s a mover, shaker, and fighter–and a big asset to the conservative movement. Send her your best wishes and encouragement her.

After completing this exhausting soliloquy, Malkin returned to throwing her feces at passers-by and making yelping sounds.

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Old Billy @ 15:

Malkin said:

She’s a mover, shaker, and fighter–and a big asset to the conservative movement. Send her your best wishes and encouragement her.

After completing this exhausting soliloquy, Malkin returned to throwing her feces at passers-by and making yelping sounds.

Be nice to the primates... We don't claim her... but I hear the canines might.

andy's picture

Why don't these people ever mention Prescott Bush's (George's Grandfather) historically documented links to the Nazi party ?

Tian's picture

The GOP usually honors Prescott at their private meetings right after the puppy killing.

Dr. Acula's picture

Hey Michelle -- you & Melanie can go f*ck yourselves.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Thank GOD we don't have to listen to this broads idiotic rants anymore.

MikeinMD's picture

They aren't brethren, they are cisterns.

[deleted--off topic. Please do not advocate violence against any person on this site]

Paula's picture

OH NO! How is Melanie going to afford her plastic surgery now?

People like Malkin and Melanie Morgan are a disease to humanity. How else can you explain someone who knowingly and willingly lies, distorts, and spreads hate about others? These very same "people" (more like vermin) proclaim loudly for all to hear about how "moral" they are. It really disgusts me.

We as Americans haven't learned anything from history - recent or ancient. The hateful types who spew their venom have a huge adoring audience who believe everything they're told and will act as asked. This is the thing that really scares me; if someone like Morgan or Malkin or O'Reilly were to ever suggest that Americans commit violence upon other Americans like liberals, or gays, or Jews, or blacks, or Atheists, there would be a HUGE amount of followers who would do just that.

We here all like to laugh at lunatics like those mentioned above and the despicable Ann Coulter, but know that they wield power in their hateful, awful little minds, and there are many fellow Americans who not only agree with their thinking, but make them look like liberals in comparison. All it takes is one catalyzing moment and these people will lash out at us. Hate and fear is far more common and easier to spread than love and understanding.

much more on this at my blog...

Bonkers's picture

Oh, Morgan is a big asset to the conservative movement, all right. She is a perfect fit.

dadams's picture

poor poor malkin, she has lost a juicy snack for her face.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Paula @ 23:

OH NO! How is Melanie going to afford her plastic surgery now?

You mean keep up with her plastic surgery costs.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Keep your eye on the ball. (The economy)

CalGeorge's picture

Yup.

America - where the racist bigots always land on their feet.

What caused this country to go to the dogs? That's what I want to know.

Or maybe the answer lies in our country's very origins - the greedy people arrived, wiped out the Natives, and never looked back.

Proud2bHumble's picture

fiver @ 3:

Malkin's right. I have no doubt Morgan will land on her cloven hooves.

lol

Blue Lensman's picture

I wonder if Melanie will lose her health coverage?

moniker's picture

Melanie and Michelle should be home baking cookies.

Proud2bHumble's picture

ThunderMonkey @ 5:

QED @ 2:

Methinks Malkin is looking to be Mel's lapdog now that no one else will have her.

Ewww... that's an image I didn't need. I can appreciate two women making out, but the image of Malkin sitting on Morgan's lap and licking her face gives me heebies. I knew I should have waited to eat lunch later.

Her face? Methinks you aim too high in your pursuit of gustatory disgust...

Dr. Acula's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 28:

Keep your eye on the ball. (The economy)

Righto -- the Dow's down another 200+ points today! This country is in meltdown.

ReelBusy's picture

McCain needs a new girlfriend since his last one has dissapeared. Maybe she can fill that role.
KC

Dr. Acula's picture

ReelBusy @ 35:

McCain needs a new girlfriend since his last one has dissapeared. Maybe she can fill that role.
KC

Has anyone checked Joe Scarborough's office?

Proud2bHumble's picture

LegallyBlonde @ 7:

Why doesn't Malking help a friend out and hire her?

Whoa what a catfight that would be...

And 96 times more fun to see, four short.

Left&Left's picture

Tian @ 10:

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she's going to have to learn to land on her back. But I'm pretty sure she's already very familiar with that.

Trust me, Melanie is the type "lady" you turn around and hit it from behind with the remote and a beer on her fat ass.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Tian @ 10:

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she's going to have to learn to land on her back. But I'm pretty sure she's already very familiar with that.

More of a kneeler, I'm guessing...Either way, she's probably all four it after blowing job security in the Bay.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Truthseeker @ 14:

"I know she’ll land on her feet. She’s a mover, shaker, and fighter–and a big ass..." STOP right there.

lol

Proud2bHumble's picture

ThunderMonkey @ 16:

Old Billy @ 15:

Malkin said:

She’s a mover, shaker, and fighter–and a big asset to the conservative movement. Send her your best wishes and encouragement her.

After completing this exhausting soliloquy, Malkin returned to throwing her feces at passers-by and making yelping sounds.

Be nice to the primates... We don't claim her... but I hear the canines might.

Don't tell us you want to give the dog a bone. That's bananas!

Proud2bHumble's picture

Dr. Acula @ 19:

Hey Michelle -- you & Melanie can go f*ck yourselves.

An orgy of hermaphroditic onanism will ensue...

Hi Impaler!

;-}~

Proud2bHumble's picture

MikeinMD @ 21:

They aren't brethren, they are cisterns.

lol

KSFO just had a cysterectomy, then.

;-}

ThunderMonkey's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 33:

ThunderMonkey @ 5:

QED @ 2:

Methinks Malkin is looking to be Mel's lapdog now that no one else will have her.

Ewww... that's an image I didn't need. I can appreciate two women making out, but the image of Malkin sitting on Morgan's lap and licking her face gives me heebies. I knew I should have waited to eat lunch later.

Her face? Methinks you aim too high in your pursuit of gustatory disgust...

Eck... I didn't think of much else, but now I got that in my head.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Paula @ 23:

OH NO! How is Melanie going to afford her plastic surgery now?

Maybe Stiffler'll have to get a job and take care of mommy for a while...

L.A. Confidential's picture

Dr. Acula @ 34:

L.A. Confidential @ 28:

Keep your eye on the ball. (The economy)

Righto -- the Dow's down another 200+ points today! This country is in meltdown.

Might even crack below the critical 12,000 support level today.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Bonkers @ 25:

Oh, Morgan is a big asset to the conservative movement, all right. She is a perfect fit.

That explains it - she has apoplexy.

bill t's picture

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she’s going to have to learn to land on her back. But I’m pretty sure she’s already very familiar with that.<<<<<

yuh huh. She is married to the current program director head honcho at ksfo. They had her paychecks coming from another Disney company to get around nepotism rules. She'll probably find a spot at fox after a brief period of returning to the gaming tables. The hag likes to gamble quite a bit.

Proud2bHumble's picture

dadams @ 26:

poor poor malkin, she has lost a juicy snack for her face.

Yer mining a dry hole there, dadams...

BlueIndependent's picture

DaveTheAngryRhodeIslander @ 24:

People like Malkin and Melanie Morgan are a disease to humanity. How else can you explain someone who knowingly and willingly lies, distorts, and spreads hate about others? These very same "people" (more like vermin) proclaim loudly for all to hear about how "moral" they are. It really disgusts me.

We as Americans haven't learned anything from history - recent or ancient. The hateful types who spew their venom have a huge adoring audience who believe everything they're told and will act as asked. This is the thing that really scares me; if someone like Morgan or Malkin or O'Reilly were to ever suggest that Americans commit violence upon other Americans like liberals, or gays, or Jews, or blacks, or Atheists, there would be a HUGE amount of followers who would do just that.

We here all like to laugh at lunatics like those mentioned above and the despicable Ann Coulter, but know that they wield power in their hateful, awful little minds, and there are many fellow Americans who not only agree with their thinking, but make them look like liberals in comparison. All it takes is one catalyzing moment and these people will lash out at us. Hate and fear is far more common and easier to spread than love and understanding.

much more on this at my blog...

You think that citizen-on-citizen violence isn't where they're going, or have been yet? They throw words like "treason" and "traitor" around as if they were "the". Seriously, when was the last time you heard a single conservative anybody outside of say, PJ O'Rourke, actually make a point about anything without calling the opposing person a communist, a nazi, an atheist, a subversive, a traitor, a moral relativist, a traitorous moral relativist atheist nazi that pushes Uncle Joe's communist darwinian dogma?

They are intentionally trying to stoke violence without actually coming out and saying it. It's all being done by suggestion. It's obviously against the law to tell people to commit violence outright - though they've broken this one serveral times - so they keep using ugly, very heavily-weighted words that get their audience in a tizzy of stupefying stupor, and actually convince them that asking the question "hey, why CAN'T we commit violence and/or jail/kill these people I've never met nor have evidence of their wrongdoing"? That's the tack that's been building for 40+ years. That's the strategy. Anyone who thinks they haven't gone to the violence angle hasn't been paying attention.

Look at their "leaders", who they admire, who they put their intellectual and public weight behind. Segments of their movement have supported nearly every dictator worldwide over the last hundred years. Only the ones that tried interfering with their corporate paychecks in some way got their "moral" ire. Their intellectual ancestry traces directly back to people who do not believe in democracy, and helped Britain try to maintain hold on this country. They DO NOT value the individual, much as they say they do. If they did they would truly not care if gay people were gay, or that they tried to marry, among a hundred other things. Everything comes from the top down. It's leader+lemming by design.

Further, look at the religious angle and the increasing incidents we see of religious extremism. Churches telling their memberships to arm themselves for the coming liberal onslaught. To prepare for the end of the world and a cataclysmic ME conflict, whch they help start with cynical foriegn policy. Look at how they bring kids to events where Navy SEALS fire munitions on stage and try to convince kids that killing people in other countries is good and what Jesus wants them to do.

None of what they say is intellectual. None of it is good for humanity. They are acting like well-dressed English-speaking neanderthals. And they will turn this place into Pakistan if people don't start stepping to them.

Proud2bHumble's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 27:

Paula @ 23:

OH NO! How is Melanie going to afford her plastic surgery now?

You mean keep up with her plastic surgery costs.

L.A. Confidential @ 28:

Keep your eye on the ball. (The economy)

She has the same cut-rate surgeon as Lance Armstrong?

moondancer's picture

Malkin is just scared because her career path is headed to the same place- the soup line.

ConcernedCanuck's picture

bill t @ 48:

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she’s going to have to learn to land on her back. But I’m pretty sure she’s already very familiar with that.<<<<<

yuh huh. She is married to the current program director head honcho at ksfo. They had her paychecks coming from another Disney company to get around nepotism rules. She'll probably find a spot at fox after a brief period of returning to the gaming tables. The hag likes to gamble quite a bit.

Maybe her, Malkin and the Coultergeist could have their own nationally televised program on Faux!! What can they call it? "The mANN, the Anchor, and the Gambler Hour"

Proud2bHumble's picture

Blue Lensman @ 31:

I wonder if Melanie will lose her health coverage?

If she does, will the portrait in her attic begin to get less ugly soon, I hope?

Proud2bHumble's picture

moniker @ 32:

Melanie and Michelle should be home baking cookies.

With spring cleaning around the corner, they'll be cleaning their toilets soon. I'm sure they'll have their problems licked in time...

Proud2bHumble's picture

ReelBusy @ 35:

McCain needs a new girlfriend since his last one has dissapeared. Maybe she can fill that role.
KC

She better start lobbying now if she wants the job - he ain't gonna last much longer.

SFnomad's picture

I live here in SF and listen to KSFO for the comic value every once in awhile (yeah I know I have to hold back the gagging reflex). Personally, I thought Melanie Morgan was smellier than stinky tofu. I would have thought Michelle Malkin would have noticed.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Dr. Acula @ 36:

ReelBusy @ 35:

McCain needs a new girlfriend since his last one has dissapeared. Maybe she can fill that role.
KC

Has anyone checked Joe Scarborough's office?

Check under the desk in the 'broad cast' booth first.

Proud2bHumble's picture

ThunderMonkey @ 44:

Proud2bHumble @ 33:

ThunderMonkey @ 5:

QED @ 2:

Ewww... that's an image I didn't need. I can appreciate two women making out, but the image of Malkin sitting on Morgan's lap and licking her face gives me heebies. I knew I should have waited to eat lunch later.

Her face? Methinks you aim too high in your pursuit of gustatory disgust...

Eck... I didn't think of much else, but now I got that in my head.

Sorry... ;-}~

Guess yer kinda french fried on this subject by now.

Proud2bHumble's picture

moondancer @ 52:

Malkin is just scared because her career path is headed to the same place- the soup line.

Supine? She should take that position on her next training track.

Proud2bHumble's picture

ConcernedCanuck @ 53:

bill t @ 48:

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she’s going to have to learn to land on her back. But I’m pretty sure she’s already very familiar with that.<<<<<

yuh huh. She is married to the current program director head honcho at ksfo. They had her paychecks coming from another Disney company to get around nepotism rules. She'll probably find a spot at fox after a brief period of returning to the gaming tables. The hag likes to gamble quite a bit.

Maybe her, Malkin and the Coultergeist could have their own nationally televised program on Faux!! What can they call it? "The mANN, the Anchor, and the Gambler Hour"

I guess Charlie's and Hell's are already taken... 'Tetched Bi AM Angels?

ConcernedCanuck's picture

Maybe Hillary will hire Morgan as another of her experienced campaign staff. Fits her as long as Morgan wears a pant suit. Preferably yellow and black to look like a lil ol' bumblebee.

ThunderMonkey's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 59:

ThunderMonkey @ 44:

Proud2bHumble @ 33:

ThunderMonkey @ 5:

Her face? Methinks you aim too high in your pursuit of gustatory disgust...

Eck... I didn't think of much else, but now I got that in my head.

Sorry... ;-}~

Guess yer kinda french fried on this subject by now.

Er... Fredom Fried.... lol (Nah... I'll just try to picture Scarlett Johannson licking Natalie Portman's face, then I'm good.)

ConcernedCanuck's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 61:

ConcernedCanuck @ 53:

bill t @ 48:

If Melanie Morgan wants to work again, she’s going to have to learn to land on her back. But I’m pretty sure she’s already very familiar with that.<<<<<

yuh huh. She is married to the current program director head honcho at ksfo. They had her paychecks coming from another Disney company to get around nepotism rules. She'll probably find a spot at fox after a brief period of returning to the gaming tables. The hag likes to gamble quite a bit.

Maybe her, Malkin and the Coultergeist could have their own nationally televised program on Faux!! What can they call it? "The mANN, the Anchor, and the Gambler Hour"

I guess Charlie's and Hell's are already taken... 'Tetched Bi AM Angels?

Hahahaha.........not bad 2b or not......was thinkin......"Three Dogs and a Leash"

Proud2bHumble's picture

SFnomad @ 57:

I live here in SF and listen to KSFO for the comic value every once in awhile (yeah I know I have to hold back the gagging reflex). Personally, I thought Melanie Morgan was smellier than stinky tofu. I would have thought Michelle Malkin would have noticed.

One word - Dinuguan

SFnomad's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 65:

SFnomad @ 57:

I live here in SF and listen to KSFO for the comic value every once in awhile (yeah I know I have to hold back the gagging reflex). Personally, I thought Melanie Morgan was smellier than stinky tofu. I would have thought Michelle Malkin would have noticed.

One word - Dinuguan

omg, I just had lunch ... that was a little rough.

Proud2bHumble's picture

ConcernedCanuck @ 62:

Maybe Hillary will hire Morgan as another of her experienced campaign staff. Fits her as long as Morgan wears a pant suit. Preferably yellow and black to look like a lil ol' bumblebee.

Isn't Morgan already involved in a 'pant' suit over some drunk-dials to the White House?

Proud2bHumble's picture

ThunderMonkey @ 63:

Proud2bHumble @ 59:

ThunderMonkey @ 44:

Proud2bHumble @ 33:

Eck... I didn't think of much else, but now I got that in my head.

Sorry... ;-}~

Guess yer kinda french fried on this subject by now.

Er... Fredom Fried.... lol (Nah... I'll just try to picture Scarlett Johannson licking Natalie Portman's face, then I'm good.)

Sorry, gotta go...back in 2 minutes, lol. ;-}

Proud2bHumble's picture

ConcernedCanuck @ 64:

Proud2bHumble @ 61:

ConcernedCanuck @ 53:

bill t @ 48:

Maybe her, Malkin and the Coultergeist could have their own nationally televised program on Faux!! What can they call it? "The mANN, the Anchor, and the Gambler Hour"

I guess Charlie's and Hell's are already taken... 'Tetched Bi AM Angels?

Hahahaha.........not bad 2b or not......was thinkin......"Three Dogs and a Leash"

That would be a ball-gag, lol. ;}

Don's picture

Job Opening: Fox News, Fox News, Fox News. I show up from time to time for the anti-war demonstrations that take place in downtown Sacramento. The "Move America Forward" fascists are located here too. Occasionally
they, or their minions, come out to wave the flag and counter-demonstrate. Then we also started bringing American flags to wave at them, and it absolutely drives them crazy. Remember, friends, always bring the flag when you demonstrate.

Hulk's picture

Two peas in a pod. I thought malkin joined the army??

Proud2bHumble's picture

SFnomad @ 66:

Proud2bHumble @ 65:

SFnomad @ 57:

I live here in SF and listen to KSFO for the comic value every once in awhile (yeah I know I have to hold back the gagging reflex). Personally, I thought Melanie Morgan was smellier than stinky tofu. I would have thought Michelle Malkin would have noticed.

One word - Dinuguan

omg, I just had lunch ... that was a little rough.

Sorry...roughage is suppository to be good for you though, lol ;-}

groucho's picture

how about the savage wiener? isn't it time he gets locked up in a padded room?

Proud2bHumble's picture

Don @ 70:

Job Opening: Fox News, Fox News, Fox News. I show up from time to time for the anti-war demonstrations that take place in downtown Sacramento. The "Move America Forward" fascists are located here too. Occasionally
they, or their minions, come out to wave the flag and counter-demonstrate. Then we also started bringing American flags to wave at them, and it absolutely drives them crazy. Remember, friends, always bring the flag when you demonstrate.

Sounds like a buncha flag hags from MAF are gonna get aroused soon... ;-}

Proud2bHumble's picture

Hulk @ 71:

Two peas in a pod. I thought malkin joined the army??

Sounds golden, the watersports army?

CravenMorehead's picture

It's funny how jews can't seem to win. they are scapegoated on both sides. They are either fascist neo conservatives on the right or lib nazi american haters on the left. Talk about a group that is just fucked.

Proud2bHumble's picture

groucho @ 73:

how about the savage wiener? isn't it time he gets locked up in a padded room?

On wheels.

Proud2bHumble's picture

CravenMorehead @ 76:

It's funny how jews can't seem to win. they are scapegoated on both sides. They are either fascist neo conservatives on the right or lib nazi american haters on the left. Talk about a group that is just fucked.

Sounds like they're trapped in an orgy of opinions...

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Video pimp: Malkin cheerleading for Soros:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8949234810831955611

CB's picture

Mel need to update her website, take a look:

Loonie's picture

To quote Malkin herself, "Boo-freaking-hoo".

CB's picture

Mel need to update her website, take a look: Mel's Bio

Proud2bHumble's picture

Loonie @ 81:

To quote Malkin herself, "Boo-freaking-hoo".

They're both boo-freaks - scary as fuck-owl...

Peter G's picture

I believe O'reilly has numerous brown noser positions open. She is one of the few humans who can make him look restrained and I bet she can really handle a loofah.

Carly Corday's picture

Melanie died?! Impossible. Bad people don't die. Even cancer doesn't kill them. They either live until they CHANGE (life being a journey with MILESTONES that DO COUNT) or they die much, much, MUCH older and more repulsively decrepit than EVERYBODY around them, virtually rotting away. Oh, yes. It happens.

(I better read the article.)

Proud2bHumble's picture

Peter G @ 84:

I believe O'reilly has numerous brown noser positions open. She is one of the few humans who can make him look restrained and I bet she can really handle a loofah.

Tosses a fine salad, too.

Hi Commonwealther!

;-}

Proud2bHumble's picture

Carly Corday @ 85:

Melanie died?! Impossible. Bad people don't die. Even cancer doesn't kill them. They either live until they CHANGE (life being a journey with MILESTONES that DO COUNT) or they die much, much, MUCH older and more repulsively decrepit than EVERYBODY around them, virtually rotting away. Oh, yes. It happens.

(I better read the article.)

Your optimism is perspiring, but don't sweat it... lol ;-}

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Proud2bHumble @ 86:

Peter G @ 84:

I believe O'reilly has numerous brown noser positions open. She is one of the few humans who can make him look restrained and I bet she can really handle a loofah.

Tosses a fine salad, too.

Hi Commonwealther!

;-}

P2B you're on a posting frenzy. Enjoyed your tune up last night of that Eagles fan. Not too subtle for me. More like nuanced.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Peter G @ 88:

Proud2bHumble @ 86:

Peter G @ 84:

I believe O'reilly has numerous brown noser positions open. She is one of the few humans who can make him look restrained and I bet she can really handle a loofah.

Tosses a fine salad, too.

Hi Commonwealther!

;-}

P2B you're on a posting frenzy. Enjoyed your tune up last night of that Eagles fan. Not too subtle for me. More like nuanced.

She's had it coming for awhile...

Hope you've been on your best behaviour... lol. Could never do that to a friend, though.

;-}~

Peter G's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 89:

Peter G @ 88:

Proud2bHumble @ 86:

Peter G @ 84:

Tosses a fine salad, too.

Hi Commonwealther!

;-}

P2B you're on a posting frenzy. Enjoyed your tune up last night of that Eagles fan. Not too subtle for me. More like nuanced.

She's had it coming for awhile...

Hope you've been on your best behaviour... lol. Could never do that to a friend, though.

;-}~

I see I've outed myself. Well truth be told I've never made it a secret. Born about three hundred yards too far north to vote. Full of opinions though and still a great admirer of the U.S.. Bush too shall pass.

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Peter G @ 84:

I believe O'reilly has numerous brown noser positions open. She is one of the few humans who can make him look restrained and I bet she can really handle a loofah.

She's particularly good with an oiled cucumber.

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Proud2bHumble @ 75:

Hulk @ 71:

Two peas in a pod. I thought malkin joined the army??

Sounds golden, the watersports army?

She's already packed up her Fleet enema bag and everything.

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Peter G @ 90:

Proud2bHumble @ 89:

Peter G @ 88:

Proud2bHumble @ 86:
P2B you're on a posting frenzy. Enjoyed your tune up last night of that Eagles fan. Not too subtle for me. More like nuanced.

She's had it coming for awhile...

Hope you've been on your best behaviour... lol. Could never do that to a friend, though.

;-}~

I see I've outed myself. Well truth be told I've never made it a secret. Born about three hundred yards too far north to vote. Full of opinions though and still a great admirer of the U.S.. Bush too shall pass.

Yeah, but Harper's bazaar(sic) lol

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Of course that would be Navy.

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Proud2bHumble @ 42:

Dr. Acula @ 19:

Hey Michelle -- you & Melanie can go f*ck yourselves.

An orgy of hermaphroditic onanism will ensue...

Hi Impaler!

;-}~

What's going on, Proud?

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ysbaddaden @ 91:

Peter G @ 84:

I believe O'reilly has numerous brown noser positions open. She is one of the few humans who can make him look restrained and I bet she can really handle a loofah.

She's particularly good with an oiled cucumber.

Yes, but one that would satisfy Bl'O would be cucumbersome...

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Proud2bHumble @ 93:

Peter G @ 90:

Proud2bHumble @ 89:

Peter G @ 88:

She's had it coming for awhile...

Hope you've been on your best behaviour... lol. Could never do that to a friend, though.

;-}~

I see I've outed myself. Well truth be told I've never made it a secret. Born about three hundred yards too far north to vote. Full of opinions though and still a great admirer of the U.S.. Bush too shall pass.

Yeah, but Harper's bazaar(sic) lol

True but it could have been worse. You're probably unfamiliar with Stockboy Day (as we call him). He is kind of our version of Huckabee and he came within an ace of being PM.

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Dr. Acula @ 95:

Proud2bHumble @ 42:

Dr. Acula @ 19:

Hey Michelle -- you & Melanie can go f*ck yourselves.

An orgy of hermaphroditic onanism will ensue...

Hi Impaler!

;-}~

What's going on, Proud?

3 of my favorite people here, how nice 'n' nasty, lol

...the ongoing thing, Doc. haha

;}

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Peter G @ 97:

Proud2bHumble @ 93:

Peter G @ 90:

Proud2bHumble @ 89:
I see I've outed myself. Well truth be told I've never made it a secret. Born about three hundred yards too far north to vote. Full of opinions though and still a great admirer of the U.S.. Bush too shall pass.

Yeah, but Harper's bazaar(sic) lol

True but it could have been worse. You're probably unfamiliar with Stockboy Day (as we call him). He is kind of our version of Huckabee and he came within an ace of being PM.

You have my deepest sympathy, but not for the weather up there. I did my time in Alaska - high school + 9 more - most beautiful place I've ever been to this day.

Captain Kangaroo's picture

As Malkin says "Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."
Morgan's email address, as it is on her website refernsed in this story, is:
melanie@melaniemorgan.com

Oh my god. My curser touched her website. Does anybody know how to clean a curser?

Captain Kangaroo's picture

referenced

Peter G's picture

How goes the Mclist P2b? I too anxiously await the announcement of a McRunningmate.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 100:

As Malkin says "Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."
Morgan's email address, as it is on her website refernsed in this story, is:
melanie@melaniemorgan.com

Oh my god. My curser touched her website. Does anybody know how to clean a curser?

Your cursor's cursed, curse-it! You'll need to make an excursion to get a new one. Take a corrective course to avoid curs in the future.

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Peter G @ 102:

How goes the Mclist P2b? I too anxiously await the announcement of a McRunningmate.

Got 19 new ones yesterday, waiting for a McPost upsite to slap 'em onto...

"Don't encourage him." - 2b's mom

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Proud2bHumble @ 104:

Peter G @ 102:

How goes the Mclist P2b? I too anxiously await the announcement of a McRunningmate.

Got 19 new ones yesterday, waiting for a McPost upsite to slap 'em onto...

"Don't encourage him." - 2b's mom

Did you catch your referenced record breaker?

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Proud2bHumble @ 103:

Captain Kangaroo @ 100:

As Malkin says "Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."
Morgan's email address, as it is on her website refernsed in this story, is:
melanie@melaniemorgan.com

Oh my god. My curser touched her website. Does anybody know how to clean a curser?

Your cursor's cursed, curse-it! You'll need to make an excursion to get a new one. Take a corrective course to avoid curs in the future.

Or may I courteously concur it's curtains for your cursor.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Peter G @ 106:

Proud2bHumble @ 103:

Captain Kangaroo @ 100:

As Malkin says "Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."
Morgan's email address, as it is on her website refernsed in this story, is:
melanie@melaniemorgan.com

Oh my god. My curser touched her website. Does anybody know how to clean a curser?

Your cursor's cursed, curse-it! You'll need to make an excursion to get a new one. Take a corrective course to avoid curs in the future.

Or may I courteously concur it's curtains for your cursor.

LOL!!

Dr. Acula's picture

McNominee
McIWantToPrivatizeSocialSecurity
McIDontKnowNothinBoutNoEconomics

:>}

Peter G's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 105:

Proud2bHumble @ 104:

Peter G @ 102:

How goes the Mclist P2b? I too anxiously await the announcement of a McRunningmate.

Got 19 new ones yesterday, waiting for a McPost upsite to slap 'em onto...

"Don't encourage him." - 2b's mom

Did you catch your referenced record breaker?

I did indeed and thank you kindly.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Dr. Acula @ 108:

McNominee
McIWantToPrivatizeSocialSecurity
McIDontKnowNothinBoutNoEconomics

:>}

McIDontKnowNothinBoutNoEconomics - LOLOLLYLOLOL!!!

Thanks, POD, Md.! #'s 457-9, still loling...

~[;-D)

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Peter G @ 109:

Proud2bHumble @ 105:

Proud2bHumble @ 104:

Peter G @ 102:

Got 19 new ones yesterday, waiting for a McPost upsite to slap 'em onto...

"Don't encourage him." - 2b's mom

Did you catch your referenced record breaker?

I did indeed and thank you kindly.

No, thank you, Alphonse.

ysbaddaden's picture

malkin to melanie

Why can't I quit you?

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 107:

Peter G @ 106:

Proud2bHumble @ 103:

Captain Kangaroo @ 100:
To hell with it!! I just threw a brick at my screen but then realized that the infected curser resides in my machine. It is now burning in the fire. I’m on backup which has not been infected. Son I will be off to Billy’s Computers to recurse.

Your cursor's cursed, curse-it! You'll need to make an excursion to get a new one. Take a corrective course to avoid curs in the future.

Or may I courteously concur it's curtains for your cursor.

LOL!!

ysbaddaden's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 100:

As Malkin says "Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."
Morgan's email address, as it is on her website refernsed in this story, is:
melanie@melaniemorgan.com

Oh my god. My curser touched her website. Does anybody know how to clean a curser?

Wash it's mouth out with soap

Preferably Lava.

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Proud2bHumble @ 107:

Peter G @ 106:

Proud2bHumble @ 103:

Captain Kangaroo @ 100:

Your cursor's cursed, curse-it! You'll need to make an excursion to get a new one. Take a corrective course to avoid curs in the future.

Or may I courteously concur it's curtains for your cursor.

LOL!!

How about this?
To hell with it!! I just threw a brick at my screen but then realized that the infected curser resides in my machine. It is now burning in the fire. I’m on backup which has not been infected. Son I will be off to Billy’s Computers to recurse.

ysbaddaden's picture

95 Dr. Acula

A hermaphrodite onanist would have his own father pointing a shotgun at him to make sure he doesn't run out of the church.

Proud2bHumble's picture

ysbaddaden @ 112:

malkin to melanie

Why can't I quit you?

Requim for a nightmare?

Proud2bHumble's picture

Captain Kangaroo @ 115:

Proud2bHumble @ 107:

Peter G @ 106:

Proud2bHumble @ 103:
Or may I courteously concur it's curtains for your cursor.

LOL!!

How about this?
To hell with it!! I just threw a brick at my screen but then realized that the infected curser resides in my machine. It is now burning in the fire. I’m on backup which has not been infected. Son I will be off to Billy’s Computers to recurse.

lol, sounds like you have no other recourse. I will recuse myself from further recommendations if you require time to reboot.

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ysbaddaden @ 116:

95 Dr. Acula

A hermaphrodite onanist would have his own father pointing a shotgun at him to make sure he doesn't run out of the church.

LOL!! You always crack me up, ysbaddaden; just like when Mary Poppins flies upside down...lol

;}

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ysbaddaden @ 116:

95 Dr. Acula

P.S. I think I'm the only one who understood why you prefer hole-to-nirvana. The ensuing storm of critical protestation was hilarious in that muff-ld light...lol

Thanks for that...

;}

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Captain Kangaroo @ 115:

Proud2bHumble @ 107:

Peter G @ 106:

Proud2bHumble @ 103:
Or may I courteously concur it's curtains for your cursor.

LOL!!

How about this?
To hell with it!! I just threw a brick at my screen but then realized that the infected curser resides in my machine. It is now burning in the fire. I’m on backup which has not been infected. Son I will be off to Billy’s Computers to recurse.

Ah Captain that was so unnecessary. If you take the virtual tour of St Peter's Basilica you can dip your cursor in the font of Holy Water. Next, you go to Nasa's online solar observatory and let your cursor bake for about twenty minutes in the solar flare.Say two hundred Hail Mary's.Your good to go.

Peter G's picture

Gotta run. back later

ysbaddaden's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 117:

ysbaddaden @ 112:

malkin to melanie

Why can't I quit you?

Requim for a nightmare?

The title of Alice Cooper's next album.

ysbaddaden's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 120:

ysbaddaden @ 116:

95 Dr. Acula

P.S. I think I'm the only one who understood why you prefer hole-to-nirvana. The ensuing storm of critical protestation was hilarious in that muff-ld light...lol

Thanks for that...

;}

Courtney was less whiney.

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Proud2bHumble @ 119:

ysbaddaden @ 116:

95 Dr. Acula

A hermaphrodite onanist would have his own father pointing a shotgun at him to make sure he doesn't run out of the church.

LOL!! You always crack me up, ysbaddaden; just like when Mary Poppins flies upside down...lol

;}

You'd crack up; I'd be looking up Mary's crack.

Julie Andrews was always a little hottie.

But then I like Sherrie Bobbins.

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ysbaddaden @ 123:

Proud2bHumble @ 117:

ysbaddaden @ 112:

malkin to melanie

Why can't I quit you?

Requim for a nightmare?

The title of Alice Cooper's next album.

School's out for Morgan. She'll probably spend the summer smokin' queefer with Malkryrie.

Figaro's picture

I hear Malkin and Morgan will both be featured on the cover of Harpy's Bizzarre.

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ysbaddaden @ 124:

Proud2bHumble @ 120:

ysbaddaden @ 116:

95 Dr. Acula

P.S. I think I'm the only one who understood why you prefer hole-to-nirvana. The ensuing storm of critical protestation was hilarious in that muff-ld light...lol

Thanks for that...

;}

Courtney was less whiney.

more of a heroin, really...

Proud2bHumble's picture

Figaro @ 127:

I hear Malkin and Morgan will both be featured on the cover of Harpy's Bizzarre.

I read that in an article in Redbookbook about Filipinos and Hawaiian pigeons.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Peter G @ 122:

Gotta run. back later

Me too, won't be back.

Hittin’ the road, Jack,”and I ain’t comin’ back no more no more no more no more”…

“Last word, freak.” - Melvin Udall

out

Kelley's picture

It's so weird that the top Conservative Republican alpha females are Coulter, Maulkin and Morgan, but every Republican on the planet keeps telling us all what a bitch/witch Hillary is. What's wrong with that picture?

Who are the Democratic counterparts to Coulter, Maulkin and Morgan? Maybe I'm just not listening to the right radio stations.

Barbara's picture

CalGeorge @ 29:

Yup.

America - where the racist bigots always land on their feet.

What caused this country to go to the dogs? That's what I want to know.

Or maybe the answer lies in our country's very origins - the greedy people arrived, wiped out the Natives, and never looked back.

In most of the cases, it was the poor people so desparate to get away from the greedy people that they indentured themselves 7-10 years just for a chance to get on a boat (in which there was a 35% chance of dying) in order to get here.

heliogabalus's picture

I am proposing a charity event for Melanie Morgan, which will collect food stamps. this way she won't have to indulge in prostitution after losing her job

Paulahaha's picture

Is it just a little ironic that she has listed on her links Matt Sanchez directly below Pipeline News?

ysbaddaden's picture

Hey Melanie, don't let the door smack your ass on the way out

Unless of course you're into that sort of thing.

ysbaddaden's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 128:

ysbaddaden @ 124:

Proud2bHumble @ 120:

ysbaddaden @ 116:

P.S. I think I'm the only one who understood why you prefer hole-to-nirvana. The ensuing storm of critical protestation was hilarious in that muff-ld light...lol

Thanks for that...

;}

Courtney was less whiney.

more of a heroin, really...

Heroin(e)?

Dr. Acula's picture

Paulahaha @ 134:

Is it just a little ironic that she has listed on her links Matt Sanchez directly below Pipeline News?

Is he AKA Dirty Sanchez?

Old Billy's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 27:

Paula @ 23:

OH NO! How is Melanie going to afford her plastic surgery now?

You mean keep up with her plastic surgery costs.

She's got one of those frequent buyer cards, 12 visit is free!

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Kelley @ 131:

It's so weird that the top Conservative Republican alpha females are Coulter, Maulkin and Morgan, but every Republican on the planet keeps telling us all what a bitch/witch Hillary is. What's wrong with that picture?...blockquote>

Nothing as far as they're concerned. Michelle, Melanie and Anne are simply being the good Christian man-bowers they're supposed to be because Jesus said so.

Hillary on the other hand is their living, breathing, walking effigy to their version of civil society. That means that strong women, who assert their individual rights to their own birth canals and wear business suits, let alone dare to assail the Senate with their radical feminism, are the most loathesome people just north of "terrrrrists".

bibimimi's picture

Send her your best wishes and encourage her to go jump in the Bay.

Harlots, both of 'em...

ronhohn's picture

Will she end up as a 'Partriot' on O'Reilly?

Batocchio's picture

Well, Malkin knows Morgan is a good person because she hates the right people.

Nobody For President's picture

Malkin mourns Melanie.....

You're next, chipmunk.

bill t's picture

bibimimi @ 140:

Send her your best wishes and encourage her to go jump in the Bay.

Harlots, both of 'em...

please don't insult harlots.

Tom (Not Tom)'s picture

Wait - she got bumped from her own husband's radio station? Sweet!

Zeke's picture

Brethren?

Shouldn't that be "sistrin"?

Nope's picture

No...YOU make me puke.

You think you WON something?? Do you really?? Man, there's a major FIGHT coming to this country.

You lefties...can go Fuck yourselves. By the way, learn proper grammer.

"Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."

Ummm...I think that's supposed to be "here"?...dumb fucks...

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Nope @ 147:

No...YOU make me puke.

You think you WON something?? Do you really?? Man, there's a major FIGHT coming to this country.

You lefties...can go Fuck yourselves. By the way, learn proper grammer.

"Send her your best wishes and encouragement her."

Ummm...I think that's supposed to be "here"?...dumb fucks...

Look, you god damn lefties, PROPER GRAMMAR PRECLUDES THE POSSIBILITY OF A TYPO! "FUCK YOURSELVES" is not only grammatically proper but highly original, which you should strive to be as well, if you weren't so god damn stupid, you damn sons of bitches. Dumb fucks...

So, anyway: Took me a few clicks to get the story! Melanie Morgan has been (ROTFLMFAO)...fired! Oh my Lord, I am so delighted, it could not have happened to a worthier (or more worthy, either) asshole.

*confetti*

Set them up, stand back, watch them hang themselves, LMAO.

I know what she could earn a GREAT living as: a new beard for Rush Limbaugh.

YAWN. I'm bored with this now. On to IMPORTANT people in the news!

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