I may have posted before anyone else, but i will wait my turn to say anything important or interesting.

Orangutan. @ 2:

Hillary Clinton ain't too fond of the Progressive wing of the Democratic Party. Or the likes of MoveOn.org, the netroots and online activists...

1 minute audio

Hillary is a Republican and so is Bill. This is the best kept secret in American Politics.

War corporations are bankrupting our country. Is this a mistake? Is it a mistake we have an oil man in the white house and record profits for the oil industry? Are these people loyal to our nation and our constitution? Or are they loyal to the multinational corporations they are supported by? Let's quit kidding ourselves. There may be conspiracies in effect out there.

Hi all who said hi to me on flagelatio thread, and hi to those who didn't, too :)
;-}

odanny @ 4:

Boston Legal rant

I wish some one would sue.

Win or lose.

Yo Humble!! Great to be back. To see you back.

Billy Shears @ 10:

Writing. Today I came across an amazing Iraq War story in Esquire, titled "The Things That Carried Him," by Chris Jones. It ranks among the best narrative journalism I have read. I'd be interested to hear other people's opinions on it.

http://www.esquire.com/features/things-that-carried-him?click=pp

Well, i know where he got the title.

The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien

A truly great book.

Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill said that Pelosi, too, is frustrated with the ongoing war in Iraq
but believes that impeachment would be divisive and distract Congress from improving the lives of working families.

ah diddums, divisive and distract from petty stuff, surely constitutional affairs trump all such drivel.
this is the smoking gun to recall or impeach Nancy Pelosi.

University Crowd Cheers Sheehan

Republicans will try to defeat Obama by running him through the right-wing freak show. He will be depicted to be, at once, a Chablis-sipping snob, an angry Black nationalist, a radical Marxist, an anti-American figure with shady Islamic and terrorist ties. Will these attacks work? No one can know. It's scary just now because Hillary Clinton is giving the Republicans too much help. People with experiences like my aunt's are one obvious audience.

Faux populist attacks on Obama certainly deserve ridicule. Yet the only way to close the right-wing freak show is to show that liberals have real answers that improve people's lives and reduce people's pain. There really is something the matter with Kansas, the Bronx, the south side of Chicago. It's not fair that the political burden is often placed on Democrats to fix these places. It's the way things are.

Great article

Billy Shears @ 10:

Writing. Today I came across an amazing Iraq War story in Esquire, titled "The Things That Carried Him," by Chris Jones. It ranks among the best narrative journalism I have read. I'd be interested to hear other people's opinions on it.

http://www.esquire.com/features/things-that-carried-him?click=pp

Thank you for posting that link.

Being used to a Spartan existence, I can't bare to leave my buddies' behind, but will constrain my affections for the sake of the more refined and serious types. I won't buy PtG's Googleyoogley excuse for long, tho...haha ;-}

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 14:

xoites defends Constitution @ 1:

I may have posted before anyone else, but i will wait my turn to say anything important or interesting.

Worst Frist ever.

;D

that sound bitter

xoites defends Constitution @ 16:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 14:

xoites defends Constitution @ 1:

I may have posted before anyone else, but i will wait my turn to say anything important or interesting.

Worst Frist ever.

;D

Truly an achievement and an accolade i have been striving for for some time now.

Thank you! :)

I knew you'd take it the right way, xoites. :D

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 21:

Being used to a Spartan existence, I can't bare to leave my buddies' behind, but will constrain my affections for the sake of the more refined and serious types. I won't buy PtG's Googleyoogley excuse for long, tho...haha ;-}

Naked favoritism with a dash of fig leaf.

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 21:

Being used to a Spartan existence, I can't bare to leave my buddies' behind, but will constrain my affections for the sake of the more refined and serious types. I won't buy PtG's Googleyoogley excuse for long, tho...haha ;-}

You won't have to. I am again legit.

I am losing respect for Mike Mallow. Tonight, he actually described Maddow as smart and very knowlegable (sp) of political things.

I will not email the guy ... but in case he reads C&L ...

here ya go Mike

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Maddow

A degree from Stanford in public policy and a (Rhodes Scholar) Ph.d. from Oxford in political science.

Scarboro is afraid of Maddow NOT because she is smart , but because he knows he is pwned by her before he even starts.

... and she is 35. She has a future, Scarboro doesnt.

Go Rachel. :)

6.2% unemployment, I mean

BaScOmBe against BullShit @ 20:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 7:

please tell me you're back and you're you.
how the fuck are you?

Been peeping without peeping, so the lefty never left. We're us, me and you...

I've gotten mostly good reviews on the other thing.
;-}

xoites defends Constitution @ 13:

"The Things That Carried Him"...

http://www.esquire.com/features/things-that-carried-him?click=pp

Well, i know where he got the title.

The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien

A truly great book.

Yeah, xiotes, those familiar O'Brien will understand the connection... when the carrier becomes the carried.

anon @ 31:

I am losing respect for Mike Mallow. Tonight, he actually described Maddow as smart and very knowlegable (sp) of political things.

I will not email the guy ... but in case he reads C&L ...

here ya go Mike

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Maddow

A degree from Stanford in public policy and a (Rhodes Scholar) Ph.d. from Oxford in political science.

Scarboro is afraid of Maddow NOT because she is smart , but because he knows he is pwned by her before he even starts.

... and she is 35. She has a future, Scarboro doesnt.

Go Rachel. :)

Rachel is hot and smart.Joe is a girly man. Next question

WTF, I'm bitter as hell.

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 7:

Hi all who said hi to me on flagelatio thread, and hi to those who didn't, too :)
;-}

that dog dont hunt proud name them all!!!!!!!

Who is Mike Mallow?

David Hawes @ 26:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 22:

xoites defends Constitution @ 3:

Orangutan. @ 2:

Hillary is a Republican and so is Bill. This is the best kept secret in American Politics.

I've gotta point out that the most important, long-lasting decisions that the President makes are the nominations to the Federal Court benches- from the Supreme Court on down. IMO, of course.

Do you really think there would be no difference between HRC and McCain? Really?

No. Next question.

So you gonna tell me that if Thurgood Marshall had held out until '93 that Bill Clinton would have nominated Clarence Thomas, or any other jurist who would have cast the deciding vote against the Florida recounts in 2000?

Hey Ron! X is gettin hitched!

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 47:

David Hawes @ 26:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 22:

xoites defends Constitution @ 3:

I've gotta point out that the most important, long-lasting decisions that the President makes are the nominations to the Federal Court benches- from the Supreme Court on down. IMO, of course.

Do you really think there would be no difference between HRC and McCain? Really?

No. Next question.

So you gonna tell me that if Thurgood Marshall had held out until '93 that Bill Clinton would have nominated Clarence Thomas, or any other jurist who would have cast the deciding vote against the Florida recounts in 2000?

'IF' is the biggest word in The Universe. Next question.

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 50:

xoites defends Constitution @ 27:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 21:

Being used to a Spartan existence, I can't bare to leave my buddies' behind, but will constrain my affections for the sake of the more refined and serious types. I won't buy PtG's Googleyoogley excuse for long, tho...haha ;-}

Naked favoritism with a dash of fig leaf.

lol
All friends here :)
Be very hard to change that on my end. GNBL&RFY x.

I sent that off to NSA and am awaiting decoding.

Since I'm way too lazy to go back to the flag post to see if you answered P2B, how goes your writing project?

Ron @ 54:

David Hawes @ 44:

Ron @ 41:

WTF, I'm bitter as hell.

You should be You..you..you 17th century man.hang your head!

I'm proud to be a patriot.

I don't have a flag pin, a bumper sticker, a magnetic ribbon or a flag flying from my antenna, but I will never be as proud as proud 2b.

Double ditto.

David Hawes @ 49:

Hey Ron! X is gettin hitched!

Yeah, someone needs to rope him in.

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 56:

David Hawes @ 51:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 47:

David Hawes @ 26:

So you gonna tell me that if Thurgood Marshall had held out until '93 that Bill Clinton would have nominated Clarence Thomas, or any other jurist who would have cast the deciding vote against the Florida recounts in 2000?

'IF' is the biggest word in The Universe. Next question.

Okay. Who appointed you the definitive answer man?

I live on the third planet of a tiny solar system in a tiny gallaxy called The Milky way. "if" dots it's "i" with us.

tyree @ 46:

proud can we expose 911 on your blog?

No rules except the ones Blogspot enforces... Just wanna keep you guys outta trouble over here and help C&L appeal to the widest audience. You wanna get too crazy, come on over and blow off steam or whatever. I keep my first love, C&L in one window on my monitor, and the Locker Room Boys Club (girls allowed too) in the other, side by side. I'm the afterhours bar next door, so to speak. I've made it as easy as I can to get in.
;-}

'If' isn't even a question. It's a proposition.

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 60:

David Hawes @ 51:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 47:

David Hawes @ 26:

So you gonna tell me that if Thurgood Marshall had held out until '93 that Bill Clinton would have nominated Clarence Thomas, or any other jurist who would have cas t the deciding vote against the Florida recounts in 2000?

'IF' is the biggest word in The Universe. Next question.

And you're wrong. 'Why' is the biggest question in the Universe.

UmmmYou willnote I said biggest WORD not question.You are therefore WRONG. Next question

Peter G @ 55:

Since I'm way too lazy to go back to the flag post to see if you answered P2B, how goes your writing project?

Lazy bastid

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 52:

tyree-

Is the ground still moving down in Evansville? It woke me up this morning, and I've gotta be a 6 hour drive from the epicenter.

no le tres none since the second one around 10 i think, but im going to bed tonight with my pants on just incase! six hours away and you felt it too? seems like most the time a quake hits its late at night and im in the sack!

Ron @ 64:

Peter G @ 45:

Who is Mike Mallow?

Brother to Marsh.

Mars' cousin?
(let me know if you're too young for that)

David Hawes @ 26:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 22:

xoites defends Constitution @ 3:

Orangutan. @ 2:

Hillary is a Republican and so is Bill. This is the best kept secret in American Politics.

I've gotta point out that the most important, long-lasting decisions that the President makes are the nominations to the Federal Court benches- from the Supreme Court on down. IMO, of course.

Do you really think there would be no difference between HRC and McCain? Really?

No. Next question.

Backtrack....

Would you care to explain your reasoning?

Iraq invaded Kuwait, Iraq ended up paying reparations (and they still are to this day, even tho the old defunct regime did the invading)
America invaded Iraq, Iraq pays America for hosting its occupation via 'loans' and they have barely functioning utilities.

Its a funny old world

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 75:

David Hawes @ 26:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 22:

xoites defends Constitution @ 3:

I've gotta point out that the most important, long-lasting decisions that the President makes are the nominations to the Federal Court benches- from the Supreme Court on down. IMO, of course.

Do you really think there would be no difference between HRC and McCain? Really?

No. Next question.

Backtrack....

Would you care to explain your reasoning?

No.

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 60:

David Hawes @ 51:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 47:

David Hawes @ 26:

So you gonna tell me that if Thurgood Marshall had held out until '93 that Bill Clinton would have nominated Clarence Thomas, or any other jurist who would have cast the deciding vote against the Florida recounts in 2000?

'IF' is the biggest word in The Universe. Next question.

And you're wrong. 'Why' is the biggest question in the Universe.

Maybe only in this universe, though.

Tequila @ 68:

Bush dabbles in propaganda.

Actually I think he's going to see how a soldier escaped from stop loss and to bring him a new set of fatigues.

whiskey

Peter G @ 86:

xoites defends Constitution @ 78:

Beer.

Says it all really.

Yup

tyree @ 71:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 52:

tyree-

Is the ground still moving down in Evansville? It woke me up this morning, and I've gotta be a 6 hour drive from the epicenter.

no le tres none since the second one around 10 i think, but im going to bed tonight with my pants on just incase! six hours away and you felt it too? seems like most the time a quake hits its late at night and im in the sack!

I think that the only reason I felt the first one is because I'm on the 7th floor of my building. There was some significant swaying.

I was talking with the folks in the rental office- at ground level- when the aftershock hit, and I didn't feel it at all. My neighbor on the 7th floor walked in and asked if we felt that one (he had, we hadn't).

West Coasters are laughing at our reaction to this. I'd like to see them drive in a foot of snow. You reading this, Californians? Drive up to the western shore of Lake Michigan in February. I dare you. You'll be in a ditch in no time. Then guess who's gonna be laughing?

xoites defends Constitution @ 88:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 81:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 60:

David Hawes @ 51:

And you're wrong. 'Why' is the biggest question in the Universe.

Maybe only in this universe, though.

I know that the Metaverse is real. I have first hand knowledge. There is a universe that exisits were i (under the pseudonym of "xoites") types late into the night on a thing called a computer that is somehow connected to a lot of other people with other pseudonyms talking about ll manner of things while in reality (at least my own) i shovel shit in a huge stable owned by the Lords of The Universe while dreaming of being a plumber's helper.

LOL Aww c'mon X It's not that bad. Thinkof the aromatic pleasure you receive every day. Thinkof the bright side,pal.

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 90:

Peter G @ 86:

xoites defends Constitution @ 78:

Beer.

Says it all really.

Specifically, Budweiser, then?

No.

Pyramid Hefeweizen

Orangutan. @ 5:

War corporations are bankrupting our country. Is this a mistake? Is it a mistake we have an oil man in the white house and record profits for the oil industry? Are these people loyal to our nation and our constitution? Or are they loyal to the multinational corporations they are supported by? Let's quit kidding ourselves. There may be conspiracies in effect out there.

Ah, the "C'" word. The word that is so hard to say, yet sits at the back of our minds like a pedophile at Jesus Camp. Maybe the neo-cons have succeeded in transforming the very essence of the word into something else, like "delusional"
or "anti-American" . Or maybe we're so gutless that we'll believe anything our appointed leaders tell us as long as our world stays "safe" and the bad guys don't get us.
Guess what ? The bad guys are crawling all over us. And they're wearing suits and speaking English.

David Hawes @ 79:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 75:

David Hawes @ 26:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 22: No. Next question.

Backtrack....

Would you care to explain your reasoning?

No.

Then your 'No' to my original question will be considered a non-sequitir.

Beer.Ok kids play nice,now. UncleDave needs his beauty rest. TTFN

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 90:

Peter G @ 86:

xoites defends Constitution @ 78:

Beer.

Says it all really.

Specifically, Budweiser, then?

Best line from a terrible movie:" Beer me If you can"

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 97:

David Hawes @ 79:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 75:

David Hawes @ 26:

Backtrack....

Would you care to explain your reasoning?

No.

Then your 'No' to my original question will be considered a non-sequitir.

Non Sequitur! now that is a great comic!

xoites defends Constitution @ 96:

David Hawes @ 91:

xoites defends Constitution @ 88:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 81:

I know that the Metaverse is real. I have first hand knowledge. There is a universe that exisits were i (under the pseudonym of "xoites") types late into the night on a thing called a computer that is somehow connected to a lot of other people with other pseudonyms talking about ll manner of things while in reality (at least my own) i shovel shit in a huge stable owned by the Lords of The Universe while dreaming of being a plumber's helper.

LOL Aww c'mon X It's not that bad. Thinkof the aromatic pleasure you receive every day. Thinkof the bright side,pal.

I do think of the bright side:

Beer

Sorry x but in an alternate universe I appear to be a horse in some kind of giant stable. Your work is much appreciated however.

Peter G @ 105:

xoites defends Constitution @ 96:

David Hawes @ 91:

xoites defends Constitution @ 88: LOL Aww c'mon X It's not that bad. Thinkof the aromatic pleasure you receive every day. Thinkof the bright side,pal.

I do think of the bright side:

Beer

Sorry x but in an alternate universe I appear to be a horse in some kind of giant stable. Your work is much appreciated however.

From now on i will feed you a steady diet of bannanas.

In MY Universe I own the stable

xoites defends Constitution @ 110:

David Hawes @ 109:

In MY Universe I own the stable

In my universe i wish you were...

stable.

:)

And ruin all this good fun? nawww.

That was it. Out.

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 112:

Peter G @ 105:

xoites defends Constitution @ 96:

David Hawes @ 91:

At least you get to be the whole horse, not just one end ass I seem to be hear here!!

Say not so palomino!

Andy K Jong Il @ 116:

xoites defends Constitution @ 108:

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 106:

Peter G @ 101:

I'll pass on the beer. But...

Andy K!

I took me 35 minutes to plow through your titlle!

Looks like it through tyree off, too. I want Gravatar back, dammit!

Well, not sure gravitars would explain everything.

Le tres elite (and French, dammit!)Andy K Jong Il @ 106:

Peter G @ 101:

Proud2bHumble Hus(in)sein @ 90:

Peter G @ 86:
Specifically, Budweiser, then?

Best line from a terrible movie:" Beer me If you can"

I'll pass on the beer. But...

Willie is still one of my favorite entertainers

charles hussein @ 120:

When shovelling out the huge stable owned by the Lords of The Universe watch which way the shit flows in wet weather. This observation will guide you not only as a plumber’s helper but in most organizations and often in marriage.

Hey, if someone has access to the stable owned by the Lords of the Universe and they're shoveling out the sh*t, could they please shovel out the Bushies while they're at it? Just asking.

xoites defends Constitution @ 122:

I have decide to denounce my title and give up the throne until the next bowel movement.

Thank you and please light a match.

Ron @ 123:

xoites defends Constitution @ 122:

I have decide to denounce my title and give up the throne until the next bowel movement.

Thank you and please light a match.

Too dangerous just yet. Let me open a window.

xoites defends Constitution @ 125:

Ron @ 123:

xoites defends Constitution @ 122:

I have decide to denounce my title and give up the throne until the next bowel movement.

Thank you and please light a match.

Too dangerous just yet. Let me open a window.

Open all of them.

Hi Miss Kitty! :)

Ok, everybody put away your fart jokes!

miss_kitty @ 126:

Hey Ron! Is it snowing at yours?

Hi Miss Kitty,
Glad I'm not the only woman here. The men appear to go all scatalogical at night.

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 118:

Obama just greeted a huge crowd of 35,000+ supporters in Philly. It's the largest crowd of his campaign.

And, according to one poll, Obama is up 20 points over Clinton nationally. Hope this is accurate.

Don't think we can take much more of this! Hope we have a nominee next week!

I hope so too. Do you think hillary will cry when she concedes?

$todonuts

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 131:

miss_kitty @ 126:

Hey Ron! Is it snowing at yours?

Hi Miss Kitty,
Glad I'm not the only woman here. The men appear to go all scatalogical at night.

Actually we are that way during the day as well, but we hide it better. :)

tHezombieHusseinGaMeOfLiFe @ 133:

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 118:

Obama just greeted a huge crowd of 35,000+ supporters in Philly. It's the largest crowd of his campaign.

And, according to one poll, Obama is up 20 points over Clinton nationally. Hope this is accurate.

Don't think we can take much more of this! Hope we have a nominee next week!

I hope so too. Do you think hillary will cry when she concedes?

$todonuts

I bet I cry when she concedes...out of relief!

xoites beware of offers from someone wanting to spring for your honemoon !ive heard thier are phonograpy king pins on the internet doing that , paying for your hotel room and next thing you know your on prouds tv doing the nasty taken with hidden cameras!

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 137:

tHezombieHusseinGaMeOfLiFe @ 133:

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 118:

Obama just greeted a huge crowd of 35,000+ supporters in Philly. It's the largest crowd of his campaign.

And, according to one poll, Obama is up 20 points over Clinton nationally. Hope this is accurate.

Don't think we can take much more of this! Hope we have a nominee next week!

I hope so too. Do you think hillary will cry when she concedes?

$todonuts

I bet I cry when she concedes...out of relief!

I hope not, Fema still can't handle floods.

tyree @ 139:

xoites beware of offers from someone wanting to spring for your honemoon !ive heard thier are phonograpy king pins on the internet doing that , paying for your hotel room and next thing you know your on prouds tv doing the nasty taken with hidden cameras!

Oh man, i can't wait to be a star!

Maybe Paris Hilton and i can distract America from the War in Iran!

hey Andy! ya all shook up?

Ron @ 146:

Andy K Jong Il @ 142:

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 131:

miss_kitty @ 126:

Hi Miss Kitty,
Glad I'm not the only woman here. The men appear to go all scatalogical at night.

HEY! I've been here for a while now, Leslie. We're not all retarded, you know.

:P

HHHeeyy, II'mmm nnnoott rreeetttaarrddddeeeddddd.

No, just special. :)

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 138:

miss_kitty @ 136:

Leslie [Bitter Elitist Hussein] @ 131:

miss_kitty @ 126:

Hi Miss Kitty,
Glad I'm not the only woman here. The men appear to go all scatalogical at night.

They're so bad. They had to set up a locker room at another site for their 'sword fights'

:D

Yeah, I've noticed!! :-D

Apologies ladies but it's our only chance to get in touch with our inner anal retentives. Except x, of course. Apparently he can't hold his chile and beer tonight.