In an attempt to spread gun propaganda to the youth of America, the NRA has been making creepy ads that come straight from the minds of the Friday night After Dark, Cinemax skinarama. They are turning special forces assault rifles into hot young tank top-wearing ladies who are just dying to meet up with you. Just hold one.....and squeeze..the....trigger...
I transcribed some of the ad for you with some help from MM.
She doesn't look away because she's shy. She just doesn't play your games.
She knows that she's made it... comfortable alone, steady among others. she lives in the moment, hot. .. she leaves you sad for all of the moments you missed, but grateful for the thrills ahead
Beautiful. Not Miss America, beautiful. Tank top, tights natural beautiful. She's independent, athletic. She hangs with the marathon runners, the yoga masters and the gamers. Her future is mapped out, but her days are wide open. Because hidden underneath, is an adventure. She is: the Daniel Defense M4-A1
Hey, hip cool millennial hipsters! Noir, the NRA’s hip cool new web series for the Youngs, is going all Lifestyles of the Sleek and Carefully Waxed in this exciting ad touting the merits of a Perfect Companion.
Hahaha, you think he is talking about a LADY, but he is actually talking about a GUN! Seems pretty classy, just a few days after a guy used a gun to get revenge on women who he treated as objects.
The ad for the sexxy semiautomatic assault rifle immediately followed an interview with the NRA’s Manager of Hunting Policy, Darren La Sorte, who closed his segment with the thought, “Shooting makes the world beautiful.” We can think of some other images that might go well with that line, too.
Stay sexxy, NRA! And stay classy!
Can't you just see Ted Nugent, on the road and lonely when he turns to his computer...Argghhh.. Erase that from your minds.
