"Joe" the "Plumber" (R-OH) lost his bid to become a US Congressman on Tuesday, marking what's sure to be the beginning of his long, dreary slide into irrelevance and oblivion. That he was actually on the ballot as a Republican for US Congress and not, say, president of some Toldeo RV lot's owner's association, tells you everything you need to know about how far the GOP has fallen.

Anyway, calling the majority of your fellow citizens "morons" is very patriotic! These people really hate America, don't they?