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Iran starts feeling heat

  • Whoa, whoa... I'm starting to get a funny feeling in my pants... I haven't felt this way since 2003... what could it be? Oh God! OOOOHHH GOD, YES!!! WE MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER WAR!!!! YESYESYES!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHH GOD!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    *pant, pant*

    So, Iran, was that as good for you as it was for me?


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I doubt that he has ANY feelings what-so-ever in the groinage area, unless it entails killing "other" people. Somebody should push his wheelcjair back to Canada, where he can pontificate agasinst his own country.

Get lost, Chuckie. You are like an old dude with Viagra looking at porn. YOU can't do it, but you like to watch other people do your blood work.

You want a war? Strap a cannon to your Jazzy and wheel around the Holy City of Qom for a day or two, you heartless bastard.

It's always fun when someone else gets killed just so you can use a penis pump to get your jollies, isn't it? You worthless inhuman piece of garbage.

Handypants's picture
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"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

gump's picture

Really? Shouldn't be surprised. Canadians don't tolerate idiots like him. It's the immigration the media doesn't report. Undocumented Canadians. Obama is afraid to touch it.


is intended to be a factual statement

miss_kitty's picture

born in NYC. But I'll volunteer that POS David Frum to return to the land of his birth instead.

Handypants's picture

Charles Krauthammer Chickenhawk.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Zach's picture

Charles Krauthammer Child-Catcher.


"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." - John Yossarian, Catch-22

MikeD's picture

Is it me or is it just so completely obvious that Krauthammer is gay? Which I wouldn't care about except for the hypocrisy. I wonder could we start some kind of viral marketing campaign? Out the Kraut? There has to be someone out there who has had hot gay Neocon sex with Charles.

Handypants's picture
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"hot gay Neocon sex with Charles."

Every term conflicting.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

treestump's picture

I'm always reminded of Harold from 'The Boys In The Band'.

Geronimo.'s picture

Charles Krauthammer: A corporate stooge. paid for his stoogery.


"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

and to one of his posts about how the moon has been.. "abandoned"... and how the moon is now a "nightly rebuke" to Merican exceptianism...At least that is what I think this ass-clown was trying to say.


Cue the Kabuki....

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Yeah, me too. But he was fucked up about the moon too. imho

miss_kitty's picture

He's bellyaching about Obama being disinterested in space travel. As if we could afford it and there isn't enough bullshit left behind by the previous reign of error to keep the guy busy.

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Maybe Obama should 'one up" Bush and declare we have to go to Jupiter or something and then just forget it like bush did with Mars.

FTW?!


Cue the Kabuki....

at this link, http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/... but it directs to a sign up page. Not registering at WaPoo.

Captain Kangaroo's picture
miss_kitty's picture

I get redirected to a register/log in page off your link too. And off google

Update. Cleared my cache on a hunch, it came up. I suppose I'll regret it...

JerryO's picture

Now it all makes sense.


Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime

Pete Seattle's picture

evil grows in the dark, pustule ridden heart of Krauthammer.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

miss_kitty's picture

It happens as you age

Different Anonymous's picture
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Dear God, the image of that ghoul experiencing the little death is one that will take several brain bleachings to remove. Thanks a lot for that.

Oh, and Chuckles, nobody is buying the black hair.

JerryO's picture

'Dear God, the image of that ghoul experiencing the little death'

must...jab...screwdriver...into...brain


Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime

liber8tor's picture

They just can't get enough hatred, violence, poverty, torture...

Geazer's picture

Candid shots are always the best!


"Trust no one, Mr. Mulder." - Well-Manicured Man

Trittydi's picture

Thank you so much for this!!!

Hilarious and that is the BEST picture of Chuckie I've EVER seen!!
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