'Kind of an a-hole': Jessica Alba tells the truth about Bill O'Reilly
Jessica Alba, attending one of the Inaugural shindigs, was the victim of one of those Fox News ambush crews that wanders events where liberals are numerous and tries to get them to say something dumb so Bill O'Reilly can make fun of them later. She told them exactly what she thinks of Bill O'Reilly.
Reporter: Bill O'Reilly says hi. You wanna give him a Factor Inauguration Shout Out?
Alba: No. He's kind of -- [Laughs] He's kind of an a-hole.
As is their SOP, the crew badgered her to give examples. (Examples? You want examples? We gotcher examples right here, dude.) And she was smart enough not to take the bait:
Reporter: How so?
Alba? I don't know how he does it. I guess he was just born that way, for some reason.
Reporter: Can you give me an example? Come on.
Alba: No, because that means admitting that I actually have watched Fox.
Of course, O'Reilly showed off this clip proudly and smugly, no doubt to show his audience how "nasty" those Hollywood liberals are. Not that any of them have ever been caught wishing publicly for a terrorist attack on San Francisco, but hey. Nasty is in the eye of the media-megaphone holder.
If we could offer any advice to Jessica -- or her friends -- about how to handle any such future Fox guerrilla-camera attacks, it would be to read John Amato's sound advice on the matter.
Or she could just memorize two words: Andrea. Mackris.
Then, if she's ever confronted by Fox guerrilla crews again, she can just repeat these two words. Make it her only answer. And magically, the cameras will go away!
Kind of?
I would say typify.
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Anyway, calling Bilge-O any epithet on TV is appreciated.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
How did the job thing go?
I stayed home to watch this day live. I wouldn't have missed this day.
Just watching boosh leave was worth it.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
I need the money.
Couldn't be a better day.
Thanks.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Feets don't fail you now. :)
What is your conceptual, continuity?
No wonder Billy had to beg Mackris for pussy.
Faux pulled off a good one picking her. Beautiful woman that sounds like she has not one brain cell in her head. Watch one of her movies. Yikes. Having said that, you would think Hollyweird would have figured out the Faux ploys by now and maybe rehearsed a few lines for them?!?
"Alba: No. He's kind of -- [Laughs] He's kind of an a-hole."
I think thats about one of the most intelligent responses you could have to O'Reilly.
Imagine if everyone did that?
come on...shes a friggin genius
I agree with FilthyHarry - it about sums it up, and she was being restrained at that. Letterman said much the same to O'Reilly's face. And isn't O'Reilly the stupid one here, thinking that trashing Jessica Alba will somehow win him new fans?
What kind of egomaniac sends their "news" crew out to get commentary about the show's HOST?
Sorry, but no one could look worse than O'Reilly here.
Now I respect her for her mind as well.
Both lobes?
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Any part of her thats lobe-y, I respect deeply.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_imag...
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I read that when she's introduced in the movie as the top science student people in the audience laughed.
In your face falafel boy!
I think this covers the topic at hand, poster digressions, O'Reilly's worldview, and propspects for Peace in the Middle East. Oh, yeah, and Ybaddaden's penchant for parts.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/532200/whose_fa...
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDSwmwfF_BE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c
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I was out of Viagra and needed a little Isaac to get my e-meter hard. Hope it subsides before the speech or I'll have to seek medical help and it will be at least four hours before Obama gets me insurance.
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
Too much information.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lqz5U-XihM
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..than I ever wanted to know about Bill O'Reilly, but it sounds like this comesome lass has 'er head on straight.
Good for her, and nice response!
Just watch her career take off now.
Geeze! So now O'Reilly is the new Howard Stern with his Stuttering John minition? This reeks of desperation. "Hey, anybody know who I am??! What, you don't care about me!?? What you lookin at, Fa--ot!"
Yeah, this reeks of desperation.
"I only speak with legitimate news agencies."
She said something smart and non-condescending.
Bill-O is a Douche-O.
She's the one who blew the whistle on Tom Crusie a few years back when he called her in for what she thought was an audition for a new film and it turned out to be an audition for bing Mrs. Crusie. No it wasn't a pass. He brought her into this room where a curtain parted revealsing Scientology bigwigs extolling the glories of L. Ron
Alba raced to the nearest exit.
As we all know Katie Holmes passed the audition. As she had a bun in the oven all was ideal for her and Scientology Boy.
David, you keep posting good videos and I still can't play them. What kind of encoder are you using?
I'm using Adobe Premiere, but it's just making standard wmv and mov files. The mov files use MP4 compression.
I keep hearing this from a handful of people and can't figure out what's happening, because most people are able to play them OK. The only thing I can think of might be file size, but this clip is well under 10 MB.
I'll talk it over further with our tech whizzes.
Aren't they out for a whizz?
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..but in a pinch, a fresh reinstall of the latest Windows Media Player (and any recommended drivers) never fails to do the trick, at least for me.
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia...
Do you get the green screen?
I found that every time I got that it was because I didn't have enough RAM available. I just closed down the open IE (I know, I know...) browsers, opened one up again and it usually worked. Reboot if I still didn't get the needed memory.
Same thing happens when they put an official MSNBC video on the site. Trying to load takes forever as the processor use blows to 100%.
Us cheap bastids who don't want a new super deluxe computer are starting to feel the shaft...
O'Reilly has to use clips of people calling him an asshole to give the impression that he's not an asshole!?
Double delusional. Twilight Zone psychotic.
Best line: "Maybe he was born that way."
Looks like some IT genius used his/her powers for teh good...
http://snipurl.com/a4suv
.....those emails will never see the light of day. At the last minute Bush pardoned the computers.
button?
I looked for one on my keyboard...didn't see one.
have their own pardon buttons come with their special made keyboards. In Bushie's case, it's a big red button.
I'd like to put my finger on Jessica Alba's button.
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bastards....
"If we could offer any advice to Jessica..."
Frankly, I don't think she needs the advice. Seems to me she summed things up pretty darn well!
You're quite right. I was just offering tips on how to make them leave you alone, if that's her preference.
w has just left the White House.
Finally, a great day in American history.
I feel your elation :D
Here is what I would say:
"Loofah Falafel Andrea Mackris Keith Olbermann"
Then I would smile and wave at the camera.
Or "I was just discussing this with Andrea Mackris while on our way to Malmedy to pick up a falafel."
... because in order to make fun of it or complain, you have to play the clip in the first place. If it's not true, why bother agonizing over it and defending yourself? Bill-O may try, but there's just no taking Alba's words and making her out to be the loser.
It's the perfect put down from a pretty girl to the mouth-breathing boozer who lumbers over from the stool at the end of the bar.
the parts with Orally and watched only the JA part.
She was too nice about Orally but it was good just the same.
One more reason to love Jessica Alba...(as if you needed one)
Suddenly, my opinion of the Fantastic Four sequel has gone up. How odd.
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Officer Barbrady, stop yelling.
I wonder that now with the Republinazis out of the White House, maybe eventually the Christofascist propaganda FOX "News" will slowly die off.
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...DVD's don't stop and say hell no.
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Jesus. Caps-lock dude, learn to use it.
I always thought she was cute but not a big deal. But with the darker hair and calling Falafel-O Bill an "A-hole", I just popped a boner. Thanks Jessica!
Tough week for Neocons when a supermodel serves one of their flunkies that soundly.
It's nice to hear someone from Hollywood come off sounding intelligent. If only they all could handle themselves with this kind of composure.
Remember the Magic Three Words:
Malmedy
Mackris
Loofah
...and i didn't think i could want her any more than i did 30 seconds ago.
I love her even more :-)
NOBODY 2012
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